Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

That's what we said about DSP and his pigs are far less personally invested.

Bob's song and dance is only gonna come to an end when Bob himself does. There's always going to be dolts funding him in this fucked up day and age.

DSP is more talented and entertaining than Bob.

 

[Positron]

Marvel Zombies, isn't that tautology?


Indeed, Marshall Honorof at Tom's Guide concurs:


Once again Bobby confuses real life and make-belief:





(Synopsis of that issue)



Bobby's cronies are still humoring his Cassandra delusion:

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Rittenhouse. A lot of the people replied to the following golden take:


Bobby thinks he can avoid being hit by a skateboard by not going to dangerous places. Tell that to women who were raped.







Indeed, giving Rittenhouse a slap on the wrist -- community service and psych counselling -- will create much bigger drama than letting him go entirely scots free.

"Karen":


Another "Karen" hits back:


Minneapolis is not "burnt to the ground", it's just a few buildings, sport!

I hope they target cinemas in their next riot, especially those that show Disney trash.


The likes of hardened criminals like George Floyd is not worth defending. His worth is negative, as opposed to a corner store which adds positive value to the community.

In other news:

A Liberal-run society is a carceral continuum beyond the wildest dream of Orwell and Foucault.

Bobby boasts of his gun which is totally not a Captain N Duck Hunt gun.

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More Covid drama:

 

[Lensherr]

Bob's so busy tracing his opinions from his far more radical "Angels" and other commie-geeks and woke breadtubers, that he honestly believes that CRT is the answer, the ONLY answer, to de-racism-ing the children of the impressionable Mayonnaise Ghouls. Anything less, is letting racism fester among us, apparently. This paste-consuming, window-licking, blue-curtain-analyzing crayon eater is so smoothbrained, he can't comprehend a non-commie (despite him claiming not to be commie himself) method of fixing the racisms and gets completely taken in by the postmodernist-marxist bullshit that CRT is.

Bob's idea of gaining ground isn't changing (adult) hearts-and-minds, though. It's about forcing those of righter-wing opinions to become disenfranchised and then left to starve in minecraft.

However, Bob is a damn hypocrite. On the one hand, he preaches that the Mayonnaise Ghouls are beyond redemption; that Natural Selection (or Bob's bastardized concept of it) shall remove them from our midst so that the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah can be ushered in by the Thinkers and Scientists. But on the other hand, he supports the teaching of Critical Race Theory to the children of the Mayonnaise Ghouls, who I thought were irredeemable and whose minds could not be changed? Which is it, Bob? If they're already irredeemable, what the FUCK is the point of bringing in and teaching the Critical Race Theory/"anti-racist training"?

Demoralization. AKA, the ultimate purpose of all propaganda. To make you feel like you’re all alone by way of gaslighting via constant messaging from both governmental and non-governmental organizations (the latter often working on behalf of the former). It’s never been about trying to convert you to the other side. And it’s what Bob wants for the people he despises. Because he’s an impotent, entitled manchild who blames his problems on a nebulous other and believes that the jackboot of the state needs to clamp down on their necks because somehow, it’ll make Star Trek happen.

 

[Mola Ram]

Marvel Zombies, isn't that tautology?
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Indeed, Marshall Honorof at Tom's Guide concurs:
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Once again Bobby confuses real life and make-belief:
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(Synopsis of that issue)

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Bobby's cronies are still humoring his Cassandra delusion:
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Rittenhouse. A lot of the people replied to the following golden take:
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Bobby thinks he can avoid being hit by a skateboard by not going to dangerous places. Tell that to women who were raped.
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Indeed, giving Rittenhouse a slap on the wrist -- community service and psych counselling -- will create much bigger drama than letting him go entirely scots free.

"Karen":
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Another "Karen" hits back:
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Minneapolis is not "burnt to the ground", it's just a few buildings, sport!
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I hope they target cinemas in their next riot, especially those that show Disney trash.

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The likes of hardened criminals like George Floyd is not worth defending. His worth is negative, as opposed to a corner store which adds positive value to the community.

In other news:
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A Liberal-run society is a carceral continuum beyond the wildest dream of Orwell and Foucault.

Bobby boasts of his gun which is totally not a Captain N Duck Hunt gun.
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More Covid drama:
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I cannot believe he isn't backing down from his retarded interpretation of double jeopardy. The state is absolutely foreclosed from bringing new charges from the same incident unless they can allege new facts.

 

[make_it_so]

MovieBob's political takes, especially those surrounding Kyle, make it extremely hard not to glowpost.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I cannot believe he isn't backing down from his exceptional interpretation of double jeopardy. The state is absolutely foreclosed from bringing new charges from the same incident unless they can allege new facts.

SOmeone needs to tell Bob that Wikipedia is not the best source for the "vast" amount of things he allegedly knows about Constitutional Law and doesn't even make him a fraction of the expert or knowledgeable on the subject that he believes he is.

 

[Jack Awful]

Rittenhouse. A lot of the people replied to the following golden take:

The air quotes imply he means riots.
Open calls for violence suit Bob's character well.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love how he keeps accusing everybody of getting their notion of double jeopardy from some crappy 90's movie that nobody remembers or cares about.

YOU'RE the one who's obsessed with stupid shit, Bob.

 

[The Valeyard]

Marvel Zombies, isn't that tautology?
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The_MemeCrab is right about how a Marvel Zombies show will turn out. The episode of What If…? that featured them suffered from its tonal whiplash.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

DSP is more talented and entertaining than Bob.

I could watch DSP Tries X vids and hear him ramble for a decent time. I cannot fucking stand listening to Bob talk. He's one of the few cows that I have a hard time absorbing outside of text, and even then, Bob tests me.

JH Isles, one of the people mocking Bob saying that Blobert worships the state (which Bob obviously does) reminded me of a lyric from the song Statheist by Backwordz (its the band that Eric July is in, forget what his youtube handle is)

"It's really funny how they be talking down on the religious a hypocrite when they run their mouth
The one they worship (the state) is far more dangerous with a bigger body count and it's far more famous"

Bob's takes remain dumb, and while I hope Kyle walks because I think that's the just outcome, I'll also love to see Bob screech about it and delude himself that double jeopardy doesn't exist.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is my eternal muse. My fat, ugly, hateful, lard-choked muse.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The_MemeCrab is right about how a Marvel Zombies show will turn out. The episode of What If…? that featured them suffered from its tonal whiplash.

Also, haven't zombies been completely played out since 2015 or so?

 

[make_it_so]

Also, haven't zombies been completely played out since 2015 or so?

Ironically enough, it's a fad that died out long ago yet still keeps clumsily shuffling along.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ironically enough, it's a fad that died out long ago yet still keeps clumsily shuffling along.

A match made in the blackest pits of hell.

 

[TigerGoblin]

I don't think it will surprise anyone but Cinema Roberto taste in comics is worm infested shit as well. That over-excitement about some really stupid series finale of sub par cash grab Marvel comics lineup once did for the animated x-men series is consoomerism at its worst.

Theoretical question now: Do you think Bob can survive life in prison?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I had enough reboots and rehashes to last a lifetime. I don't need a continuation of the 90's X-Men show.

Or the revival of Batman the Animated Series that HBOMax is talking about,

I feel like people have forgotten that stories need to END. There's a value in things ending.

That's why I haven't seen Toy Story 4. It ended with 3.

 

[make_it_so]

Theoretical question now: Do you think Bob can survive life in prison?

Everything we hate about the Blob's personality on the Farms would instantly put him on the other inmates' shitlist. Him opening his mouth would instantly make him a target for violent beatdowns.

However, for all Bob's bluster on Twitter, we know that in real life he's an absolute chickenshit, and so he would do everything to stay quiet and unnoticed in prison.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Theoretical question now: Do you think Bob can survive life in prison?

Only if the prison knows how to care for morbidly obese people.

 

[Mola Ram]

Everything we hate about the Blob's personality on the Farms would instantly put him on the other inmates' shitlist. Him opening his mouth would instantly make him a target for violent beatdowns.

However, for all Bob's bluster on Twitter, we know that in real life he's an absolute chickenshit, and so he would do everything to stay quiet and unnoticed in prison.

With that pillowy ass? Good luck.

 

[TigerGoblin]

I had enough reboots and rehashes to last a lifetime. I don't need a continuation of the 90's X-Men show.

Or the revival of Batman the Animated Series that HBOMax is talking about,

I feel like people have forgotten that stories need to END. There's a value in things ending.

That's why I haven't seen Toy Story 4. It ended with 3.

I will probably give a try to that X-Men animated show, but only because I am big Gambit fan and the last 25 years they did jackshit with him.