Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Many on his side believe as he does, they're just smart enough to at least couch it behind word games.
I used to wonder how accurate that was...


Don't get me wrong, the guest seems like a very nice lady, but she would occasionally say something that I would be like "that's not accurate... wait I've heard that before..."

So yeah, a lot of what Robert regurgitates is out there in the wider ether.
 
lol, Bob got tweeted by a bigger account, look at the ratio now:
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Bob has absolutely no fucking idea what Federal Criminal charges even are. Absolutely nothing that happened that night is prosecutable under Federal Law.

Even if Rosenbaum was a ATF agent and Kyle killed him in a National Park, he would still have self defense available to him as an affirmative defense so the trial would likely go the same way.

Reading people who know nothing about the law act like they do is already painful enough, Bob make it torture.
 
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Missed the first posting from @Mola Ram
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When he gets called out, he huffs that it's the first gif for "OJ Civil Trial" but it is quite obviously an image of OJ during his trial for robbery and kidnapping over a decade later. Well done, Slob.
"STOP CORRECTING ME!"
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Your point is not relevant you bloviating blowhard. It is nonsensical. OJ was found innocent and then he was tired civilly which has nothing to do with the state. Bob is and has been literally advocating for double jeopardy via federal indictment, which NO federal charges have been brought up by the way. Bob's new angle I guessing is to now say he's gonna get raped in civil court if he's acquitted which is incredibly unlikely, the civil trial I mean. Kyle does not have OJ money and no lawyer is gonna waste their time trying to sue someone who has no money for someone who has no money just because commies are sad.

Arkle rushes to the Lord of Lynn's aid
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And Arkle gets mocked.
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waiting bob muh harrasment tweets when people tells him that he is an exceptional faggot. bobo is so pathetically predictable
Internet browsers should display a message that "people responding to your publicly broadcasted shit takes is not harassment" when started up, just to remind these special ed students what shouting in to the wind entails.
 
*MEANWHILE IN MOVIEBOB'S GREY MATTER AMIDST CLAXONS AND RED LIGHTS*

Central! That OJ posting sent the whole thing into dissaray! The stupidity levels up here 'er going all the way inta Jonathan Ross range! The ol' girl can't take much more of it!
 
Everything here is accurate, but there's one other thing that brings my piss to a boil when I see the shit Bob says.

Perhaps my biggest problem with Bob isn't just his miserable perspective on everything - I've seen all that before. My other issue is the Bob's takes expose the maddening hypocrisy we suffer through every day and the lack of consequences it enables.

I'm going to post this directly from Twitter's rules and policies, and you guys can mentally reference the violations. So, imagine some of Bob's tweets and see if they're in violation of:

1. You may not engage in the targeted harassment of someone, or incite other people to do so. We consider abusive behavior an attempt to harass, intimidate, or silence someone else’s voice.

2. Wishing, hoping, or calling for serious harm on a person or group of people

We do not tolerate content that wishes, hopes, promotes, incites, or expresses a desire for death, serious bodily harm or serious disease against an individual or group of people. This includes, but is not limited to:

Hoping that someone dies as a result of a serious disease e.g., “I hope you get cancer and die.”

Wishing for someone to fall victim to a serious accident e.g., “I wish that you would get run over by a car next time you run your mouth.”

Saying that a group of individuals deserves serious physical injury e.g., “If this group of protesters don’t shut up, they deserve to be shot.”

3.
Using insults, profanity, or slurs with the purpose of harassing or intimidating others

4. Encouraging or calling for others to harass an individual or group of people

Truth is, I could comb through Bob's tweets on any given day and find violations-- and I'm certain these have been reported. Dude should have been suspended a dozen times over, but nothing happens. That shit drives me nuts. Any platform should at least *pretend* to adhere to impartiality when something is blatantly over the line.

But it's this nonsense that permits other freedom from natural consequence. If other people wouldn't catch a ban for it, they'd light his ass up on Twitter all day. If he said the detestable shit he believes in earshot, he'd be dragged out in the street and have his face forcefully introduced to his sweaty asshole. If he stalked women the way he does on Twitter, he'd be fucking arrested.

Remember that our legal system firmly believes innocence until proven guilty. Kyle Rittenhouse had legal defense crowdsourcing nixed and somehow Bob, with the daily verbal harassment as his desired occupation, has a Patreon.

So I completely agree with everything you've said, but I think I might actually despise Bob more for the halo of hypocrisy he exposes within the system.
This is why I, for some weird reason, like Moviebob - what Moviebob tweets after a few cans of PBR is what Kamala Harris, Joy-Ann Reid and every other neolib is thinking. He doesn't just say the quiet part out loud, he puts it out there for the world to see. He is, to put it simply, the best way of finding out what these people think about something because he has no idea what optics are.
 
That chick ain't wrong about the media misrepresentating the facts to fit their narrative in these types of cases.

Take Trayvon Martin I'm no fan of George Zimmerman personally I think the dude had fantasies of being Paul Kersey from Death Wish and if not Martin it would had been someone else.

BUT for the 1st few months of that news story which was fucking everywhere I thought Trayvon was some 10 or 12 year old that got killed because all the pictures of Trayvon the media showed were from that time period in his life. Eventually I saw a picture from the time he died and almost fell out of my chair the dude was 17 and fully grown. Again no fan of Zimmerman but that piece of info changed my opinion on the shooting a bit.
 
Moments like this make me wish I could challenge Bob to a charity boxing match and bring a skateboard to it.

Fatrick Tomilson too. They both need a couple rounds in a ring.

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Your point is not relevant you bloviating blowhard. It is nonsensical. OJ was found innocent and then he was tired civilly which has nothing to do with the state. Bob is and has been literally advocating for double jeopardy via federal indictment, which NO federal charges have been brought up by the way. Bob's new angle I guessing is to now say he's gonna get raped in civil court if he's acquitted which is incredibly unlikely, the civil trial I mean. Kyle does not have OJ money and no lawyer is gonna waste their time trying to sue someone who has no money for someone who has no money just because commies are sad.
That was so hilarious I had to go look for the replies to Bob's blunder.
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Fun tip: If you notice "retweets" on a Bob tweet, click on it to see. Every "quote tweet" made counts as one of those and... oh boy is there some gold in Robert quote tweets.
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Also I had to document this brain-dead moment from Brian Arkle.
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(hint: food and shelter would be property)
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An anon pulls out the big guns
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full tweeted pic
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full Devin tweet archive

It's a shame that it's not really connected to anything that Bob's saying because it would be so much more of a punch. I will say that I've never seen anyone throw this back at Bob.
 
New day, new Angel. And Bobby remains a good Believer (Archive of article).
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BBC is receding into the Inferior, barbaric, Past. (BBC's statement for ditching Stonewall UK)
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Mah Netflix!! Mah Angels!!!
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Bobby tries to kiss up to the Donkey Kong guy of Breadtube:
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Bobby resents being pointed out he and his liberal ilk are no different from Christian hysterics. When he has no argument, he resorts to generalized put-downs.
And Lass_Library claims to be an anarchist:
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CRT:
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What liberals refuse to admit is that CRT hurts black people too -- perhaps this is exactly their intent:
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Of course Bobby is corpse-white, yet God forbid if he were one of those ghoulish white trash!
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It's high time we revitalized "nigger" as a distinction against the hardworking, upwardly mobile, law abiding black people.


Rittenhouse:
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Bobby the Believer believes the "Asian food" misquote. Also states should not have autonomy.
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Bobby yearns for another riot, not knowing of course that it is bad for the image for his beloved looters:
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And of course Bobby the Tough Guy knows self defense.
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More projection than a film festival:
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Greenwald:
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So if you are a Republican, every action you do, every walk you take, every fart you fart, is by definition "violent". Can you be more metal than that?

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As if the Rittenhouse trial were not infuriating enough, Bobby finds old grudge to get even more angry about:
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Someone laughed at Bobby's handle and his 8/10 review:
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Moonknight:
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MCU is going to include Blade:
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Bobby's decided his troon name is "Cassandra".
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This troon is currently a star in our Social Justice thread.
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Bobby doesn't like that fine-art grifts aren't restricted to women and the gays any more.
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Bobby gets "aroused" by a kooky hearse car:
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Oh my lord, the fucking irony. the fucking smoothbrained, crayon-eating self-awareness fail:

Bob: Anyone who has the time to tweet all the time* is not working class
Also Bob: tweets at least as much as the dude he's ripping on, if not MORE "I'M WORKING CLASS! I'm BLEACHED WHITE!"
(* apparently Bob thinks he's an exception to his own hypocritical criteria on who is 'working class' because he doesn't tweet about the things the guy he's criticizing. Nice goalpost-move there, Bob.)
If you ever catch yourself saying how right you are, you most definitely arent right a lot.

Only the simple minded, evil and fanatical care about being right all the time.

I will say the left is dumber then the right because movieblob highlights how convinced they are that they must be right, and if they are wrong its just because they were not left enough, which de facto means they don't think they were wholly wrong.
Bob's Cassandra Complex is fuelled by his insane, pants-shittingly smoothbrained bias. He thinks he's "right" about moderates like Glenn Greenwald or Joe Manchin because they do or say things that feed into Bob's concept of the MAGA Mayonnaise Ghouls, and then no, he's NOT right, he's just engaging in Confirmation Bias. But seriously, bob posting an unlabelled picture of a woman pulling at her hair and expecting everybody to know that is Cassandra of Greek Myth - who was given the gift of prophecy but in an ironic twist, nobody ever believed anything that came out of her mouth - is high level exceptional, to say the least.

And the confirmation bias goes a little something like, "This person said a thing or did a thing or believes/thinks a thing that a MAGA Ghoul would say, or objects to things that would harm the Nazi MAGAs when Nazis clearly need to be harmed, therefore the person is a MAGA Ghoul," which is so simplisticly reductive it's unreal. Good lord, he's taken Bush-43's "If you're not with us, you're against us" very much to heart, hasn't he?
 
Internet browsers should display a message that "people responding to your publicly broadcasted shit takes is not harassment" when started up, just to remind these special ed students what shouting in to the wind entails.
But XKCD told me that I don't have to listen to their bullshit and they should just be "shown the door" by losing their social media accounts or jobs! And dumb people should be forced to hear themselves before they post something! I'm the smart one! I'm not the one with shit takes, it's EVERYONE ELSE!

(Any message intended for idiots will be ignored or deliberately interpreted backwards. Because they're idiots.)
 
It's ironic how someone that loves to dehumanize everyone he dislikes by saying they're not people, calling them "things", "it" etc not only displays that he himself lacks basic human traits like empathy, compassion, self reflection, reason, forgiveness, etc, but that the science he constantly venerates regularly proves that non sentient animals possess many of those traits, such as the ability to forgive offenders.
 
I know we speculate endlessly about Bob's childhood, but it seems to me this is probably the result of being spoiled absolutely rotten. Bob's sense of entitlement, up to and including a Utopian future he "earned," is nothing short of appalling.
I know this is replaying to an old comment (but dammit I can't keep up with this thread as Blobbo has absolutely no chill and spergs on Twitter 24/7 so too much to react to before being caught up), and Halloween is already past the rear-view mirror for this to be timely and relevant. But I watched a Cinema Snob review of "Return To Sleepaway Camp" and there's this repugnant character that I saw and couldn't help but see Bobbert as the most unintentionally accurate portrayal, as how he most likely was like to be around in junior high/high school years as he continually sperged about.
Hell this is what he probably wished it was like for him, as his bullying was being avenged silently by a deranged, homicidal troon (and conveniently ignoring the bullying of smaller kids HE does in the movie)
 
LOLOLOL.

I...I WASN'T WRONG! IT WAS THE GOOGLE THAT WAS WRONG! SO....SO THERE!

Just take your fucking L and go back to your moldy basement, fatty.

That's what you get for being so eager to win an internet slap fight that you don't even take 5 seconds to check your shit, Blobert.
 
LOLOLOL.

I...I WASN'T WRONG! IT WAS THE GOOGLE THAT WAS WRONG! SO....SO THERE!

Just take your fucking L and go back to your moldy basement, fatty.

That's what you get for being so eager to win an internet slap fight that you don't even take 5 seconds to check your shit, Blobert.
Except he can't go back to his moldy basement because he got kicked out and is living with mom in the heart of Lynn now. The king has returned.
 
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