Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Bob's the kind of guy who wears a polo shirt to a wedding- wait a second.

Bob's the kind of guy that even Lindsay Ellis won't fuck- hold up.

Bob's the kind of guy who eats his own culinary disasters- hang on.

Moviebob is the kind of guy who bitches and moans about how national borders are bad, yet considers the Illinois-Wisconsin border important "evidence" in a trial where a 17-year-old boy fired a gun and killed two assailants in provable self-defense at a Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter protest.

Oh, wait... that actually happened, didn't it?

 

[Positron]

Bob's that guy who blurts out his homosexual fantasies out of nowhere:



Bob's that guy who throws that line at the doctor who tells him all three of his coronary arteries are blocked.

Bob's that guy who cries alone in a corner when someone laughs at his childhood hero:


Bob's that guy who sets an alarm clock to make sure he is the very first consoomer:


Bob's that guy who dreams of marrying a Catholic-girl-turned-tradwife, all the while laughing at her Jesusy "superstition":


Bob's that guy whose dying word is "Gamergate":


Bob's that guy who believes Activision rapes and murders the victims of 9/11:


Bob's that guy who faps to this:

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Bobby cannot accept Ghostbusters: Afterlife serves it purpose as entertainment even if he himself is entertained.


Bobby's fondest memory of Ghostbusters came from the spin-off cartoon -- and he presumes to speak on behalf of everyone:


Bobby wishes James Cameron to shit on capeshit:


Angelic game journo worries that Disney threatens to turn the Oscars and Emmys into game awards like E3. Nevertheless Bobby must keep his cool because this is an Angel bearing the Flag of Sin:


Crossover with Linkara and another shameless plug:



The Honest Trailer video that has supposedly launched a Film Bro armada.







No context:


The discussion about woke X-men has taken us to unfamiliar territories: comic asses and masturbation habits of children.





C u t i e s

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Like clockwork, Liberals lament the death of a pedophile:


Lies, damn lies, and Photoshop:




I'm not sure Biden looks better; he looks like that girl in the Windowlicker video. Still, he gives our overeducated cultural elites more money for their soy lattes so he is alright:


The unvaccinated, unmasked Marjorie Taylor Greene is still standing healthy, which causes liberals to rage:


Matthew Yglesias on CRT:


Bob's not the only guy who thinks Thundercats is bigger than George Washington:


Can anyone identify these swords for me?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

If I'm ever obsessed enough with a game/movie/etc to wait for the trailer, I give literally everyone in my life permission to kill me.

Also, Moviebob getting comic info from Linkara would explain why he sounds like such a fucking sped all the time. Linkara isn't a good comic reviewer, but it makes sense that Cuties Defender Blobert and Eminem Fucker Lewis would team up sooner or later.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

The swords are - from what I understand - ceremonial items used at induction ceremonies into the "Order of the Sword" which is an organization of officers who have done some great service (or served a certain time) in the Air Force. On the second picture you can see the crest of Global Strike Command, not sure what the first one is.
Similar traditions exist elsewhere in the military with the Order of Saint Barbara for the Field Artillery.
(The Top Gun program is very much a real thing though, and I appreciate that apparently in Robert's reality the Air Corps never got out from under the Army's control.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob's the Kind of Guy who picks up 5 pizzas for a family gathering and brings 1 to the event.

Reminds me of a joke from The Critic's Principlal Mangostuhu:

Moviebob is the kind of person who would take 500 PB&J sandwiches to an impoverished inner-city elementary school, eat as many sandwiches as he can in front of the children's faces, and enjoy the chaos that ensues as the children fight each other over whatever few uneaten sandwiches remain.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob's that guy who goes to a party and sneaks beers out of the cooler to put into the trunk of his car when no one's looking.

Bob's that guy who sneaks candy into the movie theater, then tosses the empty boxes on the floor for staff to clean up.

Bob's that guy who parks his car across two handicapped spaces.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Ugh. I hate when Bob does this.

KIDS DO NOT THINK THAT WAY. Stop making shit up about how smart and perceptive you were as a child.

 

[EnemyStand]

Ugh. I hate when Bob does this.

KIDS DO NOT THINK THAT WAY. Stop making shit up about how smart and perceptive you were as a child.

Man, I was abused as a kid because my parents didn't have cable so I don't even know what the Fraggles even are aside from Jim Henson's sleep paralysis demons first form and something my 1st grade teacher put on the tv before class to shut us up.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Good lord, my internet hates MovieBob.
I have no trouble loading the Rittenhouse Trial thread, but every time I try to load the Moviebob thread it shits out on me, and I have to reload the page three times over just to post a sticker.

Bobby cannot accept Ghostbusters: Afterlife serves it purpose as entertainment even if he himself is entertained.
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"The best part of the movie is the child actress" - MovieBob

 

[Boom Boss]

Bobby cannot accept Ghostbusters: Afterlife serves it purpose as entertainment even if he himself is entertained.
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I can't believe that Bob is still simping for the female Ghostbusters reboot. I haven't even seen it in bargain bins for a long time.

 

[Positron]

The swords are - from what I understand - ceremonial items used at induction ceremonies into the "Order of the Sword" which is an organization of officers who have done some great service (or served a certain time) in the Air Force. On the second picture you can see the crest of Global Strike Command, not sure what the first one is.
Similar traditions exist elsewhere in the military with the Order of Saint Barbara for the Field Artillery.
(The Top Gun program is very much a real thing though, and I appreciate that apparently in Robert's reality the Air Corps never got out from under the Army's control.)

Thanks for the info. These swords look so cartoonish that I'd assumed they were shopped on.

 

[Red Hood]

"The best part of the movie is the child actress" - MovieBob

-Bob Chipman, Cuties defender

Thanks for the info. These swords look so cartoonish that I'd assumed they were shopped on.

It's the Air Force, you KNOW they had their origins as some Airman's LARP weapons.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Did you get the tweet about "an entire generation of girls had their onscreen representation be in the refrigerator OH NO!" First of all, girls have plenty of other stories and things they're interested in than comic superheroes. Second of all, who was reading comics and relating to side characters that die at some point to motivate the main hero? That's like thinking boys played Super Metroid and related to the scientists who die at the beginning.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The only way Bob would not be a fag for this tweet would be if, in his head, that, "Damn," was the same, "Damn," Phil Hartman used for the Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor spot.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

The swords are - from what I understand - ceremonial items used at induction ceremonies into the "Order of the Sword" which is an organization of officers who have done some great service (or served a certain time) in the Air Force. On the second picture you can see the crest of Global Strike Command, not sure what the first one is.
Similar traditions exist elsewhere in the military with the Order of Saint Barbara for the Field Artillery.
(The Top Gun program is very much a real thing though, and I appreciate that apparently in Robert's reality the Air Corps never got out from under the Army's control.)

wait those are actual swords used in actual ceremonies and not photoshops from some chink cartoon? wow

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I can't believe that Bob is still simping for the female Ghostbusters reboot. I haven't even seen it in bargain bins for a long time.

Blobert is a man who puts politics above substance. You could make a bad movie and paint it with the least subtle political messages possible, as long as they are the ones he agrees with he will treat this pile of horseshit as if it were the new Citizen Kane!

That movie was a disaster, irrelevant for years now, but Blobert will defend it to his last breath because he likes the concept!

wait those are actual swords used in actual ceremonies and not photoshops from some chink cartoon? wow

The swords do look cartoonish lol! No metalworking experience on my end, but a better design (considering the examples I have just googled) would be one styled after a revolutionary war sword with american motifs like eagles, stars and a shield!

Good lord, my internet hates MovieBob.
I have no trouble loading the Rittenhouse Trial thread, but every time I try to load the Moviebob thread it shits out on me, and I have to reload the page three times over just to post a sticker.

Well, a single picture of him is bound to be a heavy file lol!

 

[King Dead]

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The Honest Trailer video that has supposedly launched a Film Bro armada.

As someone who really enjoyed Dune, this week's Honest Trailer got a whole lot of chuckles out of me, and I'm not about to get angry at Screen Junkies for posting it, because I'm a well-adjusted adult who knows what jokes are. (Well, mostly well-adjusted; I am on the farms, after all.)

Bob, meanwhile, can't take the slightest bit of criticism directed at his Disney gods, and will go on massive tirades against anyone giving a mild jab at the MCU. Bobby puts IMAX projectors to shame, and that's not just a fat joke.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

wait those are actual swords used in actual ceremonies and not photoshops from some chink cartoon? wow

The swords do look cartoonish lol! No metalworking experience on my end, but a better design (considering the examples I have just googled) would be one styled after a revolutionary war sword with american motifs like eagles, stars and a shield!

The Air Force is packed to the brim with nerds, is why. Though a lot of military traditions are rather silly on their face.

 

[Positron]

wait those are actual swords used in actual ceremonies and not photoshops from some chink cartoon? wow

They are serious. Damn.
Let the Chinks conquer America, I don't care any more.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

As someone who really enjoyed Dune, this week's Honest Trailer got a whole lot of chuckles out of me, and I'm not about to get angry at Screen Junkies for posting it, because I'm a well-adjusted adult who knows what jokes are. (Well, mostly well-adjusted; I am on the farms, after all.)

Bob, meanwhile, can't take the slightest bit of criticism directed at his Disney gods, and will go on massive tirades against anyone giving a mild jab at the MCU. Bobby puts IMAX projectors to shame, and that's not just a fat joke.

Yes, this is pure projection on Bob's part.

Everybody knows that Honest Trailers is comedy. Nobody is mad about this.