Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Everybody knows that Honest Trailers is comedy. Nobody is mad about this.

Agreed. Though I have to admit that, thanks to Honest Trailers, I'll never look at Mary Poppins as the wholesome story I always thought it was as a child.

 

[Neko GF]

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[TigerGoblin]

Peter Parker's girlfriend falling off bridges is a trope for decades now. Happened in all of his trilogies. Happened in the animated series. In the regular 616 universe many times. In the ultimate universe... He always saves her, except when she is named Gwen.

Why does this justify twitter sperg (look at his Twitter after the last trailer) and reupload of videos just to complain is beyond me. Why wont you complain about Elderly uncles getting murdered in Spider-Man as well, Roberto?

 

[King Dead]

Peter Parker's girlfriend falling off bridges is a trope for decades now. Happened in all of his trilogies. Happened in the animated series. In the regular 616 universe many times. In the ultimate universe... He always saves her, except when she is named Gwen.

Why does this justify twitter sperg (look at his Twitter after the last trailer) and reupload of videos just to complain is beyond me. Why wont you complain about Elderly uncles getting murdered in Spider-Man as well, Roberto?

Because he can't fap to Uncle Ben.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Did you get the tweet about "an entire generation of girls had their onscreen representation be in the refrigerator OH NO!" First of all, girls have plenty of other stories and things they're interested in than comic superheroes. Second of all, who was reading comics and relating to side characters that die at some point to motivate the main hero? That's like thinking boys played Super Metroid and related to the scientists who die at the beginning.

It's because some feminist wrote an essay about "girls in refrigerators" that all the good little femboys clapped to. And while I would argue that it's unsavory when a franchise keeps having women die in the hero's arms as a motivating factor for him, I would also argue that not every instance of a female character dying is a "fridging" situation. Gwen Stacy's death was shocking because it was rare and unexpected, and threw the normally upbeat Spiderman for a loop. A big theme in superhero comics is the threat that the hero's activities can pose to people who are related to said hero, so if that threat comes to pass, it can make for interesting storytelling. (The fact that people tend to have more empathy for attractive female characters than they do for less attractive women is probably what really sticks in the feminist's craw. Would they really be as upset about "women in refrigerators" if those valuable, motivating women looked like Andrea Dworkin?)

If Bob got his way, no female characters would ever get kidnapped, raped or killed, because that would be considered automatic misogyny. All women would be perfect martial artists who could roundhouse-kick a 250lb man despite being 90lbs soaking wet because all girls are just that awesome. The fact that this would make for boring stories because women would have no reason to improve themselves (and the men around them would feel unneeded and unnecessary,) eludes Bob and his ilk.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

If Bob got his way, no female characters would ever get kidnapped, raped or killed, because that would be considered automatic misogyny. All women would be perfect martial artists who could roundhouse-kick a 250lb man despite being 90lbs soaking wet because all girls are just that awesome. The fact that this would make for boring stories because women would have no reason to improve themselves (and the men around them would feel unneeded and unnecessary,) eludes Bob and his ilk.

This is the same talk people gave about "you shouldn't be able to kill female characters in games" and all the like. But you see this sort of crap these days with most SJW garbage that gets produced in which characters are absolutely perfect in every way and whatever challenge they face is overcome extremely easily. No pain, no challenge, no need to come up with a different strategy, no need to take risks... And these things make for important things in a story. Will the hero win? And if they lose, what will the consequences be? Will the hero fall in disgrace? But for people like Bob, the hero has to always win no matter what and must be talented at everything he does.

Man, I was abused as a kid because my parents didn't have cable so I don't even know what the Fraggles even are aside from Jim Henson's sleep paralysis demons first form and something my 1st grade teacher put on the tv before class to shut us up.

Jokes on you, there is people today that legitimately think that not having cable TV and internet connection is child abuse because you're denying your kid the capability to properly grow as a 21st century kid. And i'm not joking with this inmense retardation. There was even a judge that wanted to take a kid away from his parents because he lived 1 hour away from the city without internet. This kind of shit is absolutely insane.

 

[blablabla]

This is the same incel sex pest who was calling megan Fox a Bimbo when it was fashionable to hate her. Add gutless coward to bobo retardo list of achievements

 

[The Valeyard]

Bob is going to be really disappointed when No Way Home doesn't give him Emma Stone as Spider-Gwen to fap to.

 

[Flexo]

Tim Pool - Lives on his own property out in West Virginia with his chickens.

Also constructed a mobile studio which recently had Michael Malice, Blair White, Drew Hernandez, Alex Jones AND Joe Rogan all together for a show which hit over 750k views.

All Bob can ever hang out with is his brother.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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I can't watch these anymore.

Hearing Bob jerk himself off because he looked up Marvel lore on Wikipedia is enough to make me regret that Richard Donner ever made Superman: The Movie.

What the fuck has Hollywood wrought?

 

[Emperor Julian]

I mean Spider man has been stale as hell for decades so who really cares what it does with women? all the woke revolution in marvel entailed was re-telling the same bland pointless stories again but with a black girl.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

This is the same talk people gave about "you shouldn't be able to kill female characters in games" and all the like. But you see this sort of crap these days with most SJW garbage that gets produced in which characters are absolutely perfect in every way and whatever challenge they face is overcome extremely easily. No pain, no challenge, no need to come up with a different strategy, no need to take risks... And these things make for important things in a story. Will the hero win? And if they lose, what will the consequences be? Will the hero fall in disgrace? But for people like Bob, the hero has to always win no matter what and must be talented at everything he does.

Didn't Bob once say that female and minority characters didn't need to have faults and challenges, because them being female or minority makes them inherently interesting, or something like that?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Didn't Bob once say that female and minority characters didn't need to have faults and challenges, because them being female or minority makes them inherently interesting, or something like that?

I'm sure that his actual belief is that being a female or minority is already a fault and a challenge.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Didn't Bob once say that female and minority characters didn't need to have faults and challenges, because them being female or minority makes them inherently interesting, or something like that?

He said something similar in his Resident Evil 5 Overthinker video.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He said something similar in his Resident Evil 5 Overthinker video.

That's not the one I'm thinking of. It was in one of his tweets from god knows when.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob's that guy who blurts out his homosexual fantasies out of nowhere:
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Amazing, he not only took it as if Cruz meant the limerick literally but he then went on to misunderstand it! A five line dirty limerick that has no meaning except to throw as much obscenity as possible at you! Bobby: You only think a guy who can suck his own dick is virile because you're both too small AND too big, in the wrong ways. It's just wanking with extra contortions.

Bobby cannot accept Ghostbusters: Afterlife serves it purpose as entertainment even if he himself is entertained.
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Is "Fine" his current way of saying "Good but I can't admit it?"

Also: The premise of Marvel movies is "What if some people had abilities far beyond what a human can do and donned costumes to fight other people with similar abilities?" Now tell me again about the Eternals and all its Enochian/Dantean symbolism, O Infinite Font Of Wisdom Moviebob.

Bobby's fondest memory of Ghostbusters came from the spin-off cartoon -- and he presumes to speak on behalf of everyone:
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I think it's rather nice that Isaiah above him gets it right in one short sentence while Bob takes two run-on sentences across three tweets to get it totally wrong.

I remember the cartoon, some of it was pretty good. (See also my previous comments about the writes of He-Man and She-Ra because there's a lot of overlap.) But I don't let it consume me. Also, if you're going to agonize about "lore" - the cartoon is meant as a direct continuation of the movie despite everyone looking different but how the hell does Fembusters fit into that? It's absolutely a different continuity. Bah, I'm overthinking this prattle. My first exposure to Highlander was the animated series (the actual for-kids cartoon with pacifist immortals, not The Search For Vengeance) but I certainly don't let that be my keystone for anything because while I can be a moron I'm not that stupid.

Also.... The Real Ghostbusters came out just as I was starting to get "awareness" of things rather than just watching TV for the colors and action. Pretending to be a ghostbuster is the first thing I remember make-believing with the neighbor's kids. Bob's younger than me so either I was slow (can't rule it out) and he was a prodigy (HA!) or he only started watching it late, after it had been executive-meddled to hell and I, even with my little child brain, had decided it wasn't fun anymore.

Explains a lot, really.

Crossover with Linkara and another shameless plug:
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He thinks Linkara is helpful. This, too, explains a lot. Not surprised they get along, they both were big into that wanky power fantasy "look at all my LORE!" skit BS when it was at its peak.

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Written like someone who treats CinemaSins as thoughtful art criticism.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Didn't Bob once say that female and minority characters didn't need to have faults and challenges, because them being female or minority makes them inherently interesting, or something like that?

That sounds like the strawman argument YouTube hacks argue against in rant videos, except Bob is such an exceptional tard he believes it wholeheartedly.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

PeciskEN is a huge faggot. Just wanted to point that out. The movie is very meh. It's a marvel movie, that does what a marvel movie do. It's not a "very grown up movie" that will make "some people uncomfortable." The movie for the most part is boring and you could probably cut out most of the characters and have it be the exact same.

Now venom, that made me uncomfortable. They had a scene where venom gives a speech about illegal aliens. Cringe discomfort.

The fuck is he going on about? Everyone except retards

Just realized mid sentence lol. Yeah, only people like blob don't realize there is a limitless number of reviewers nowadays given no level of entry. He's just realizing this I guess. Personally, I like short to the point videos about movies. Don't give me that 2 hour review of an 85 minute movie.

Getting really fucking sick of grown ups talking about their grown-up toys and fucking marvel movies, as if they have anything of value to offer. But that's consoomer Bob for ya.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

That sounds like the strawman argument YouTube hacks argue against in rant videos, except Bob is such an exceptional tard he believes it wholeheartedly.

It's such an extremely exceptional take that I'm tempted to believe in my heart that Bob was just trolling.

But my gut tells me he probably wasn't.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

But my gut tells me he probably wasn't.

You shouldn't expect Bob to talk in jest or joke unless he explicitly does it so he can backpedal from an oopsie.
After all, internet is serious business.