Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think, with Horowitz, he became disillusioned with the Left after one of his friends was murdered by the Black Panther's after she threatened to expose the massive grift and corruption going on with their school/food programs. All of his New Left buddies ran cover for the Panthers even though they all knew the woman involved, were friends with her, and knew the Panthers were guilty of that and plenty else besides. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, started him thinking about the hypocrisy and amorality that he had been steeped in since his childhood as a red diaper baby.

If Bob actually had a friend, and something like that happened, Bob would break his neck swiveling to look the other way. He doesn't have the courage to examine his own political beliefs and he doesn't have the morality to examine his own actions/words in moral terms. Bob's not a thinker or a self-examiner, he's a fat drunk moron who revels in dreams of violence against a world that has categorically rejected him IRL in every way.
So Bob basically has no friends, is going to die a kissless incel virgin, and no assets to speak of other than his parents' basement, and hasn't ever had a job other than sperging about shitty movies on social media?

What a lousy existence.
 
Wait, Bob had to move back in with his mom? What happened, did his aunt sell the house where he lurked in the basement?

Edit: nevermind, found it. That's just pathetic, Bob.
Yeah and presumably he's still in his mom's basement, unless he was just there as a temporary stopover on the way to a different, flood-prone leaky basement hovel, and he just left his voter registration at his mom's house to pwn the "doxxing forums". Even after he moved to his mom's basement, he tried to make it sound like he wasn't in the same house by claiming this was the time of year where his mom will call him to ask how to get motherfucking Canadian Broadcasting Corporation channel.
It's pretty surprising considering how many Jewish communists there have been. David Horowitz was raised in that circle and it's probably why he's conservative now.

What the hell happened to Blob to make his political views a thing? His parents hardcore religious Republicans or something?
I'm guessing Bob's parents were actually D-voting Catholics all along, with a moderate left-wing bent, who went even further to the left when one of the cousins trooned out, and also his mom allegedly loooooves lesbun romance in TV shows. Couple that with Bob attending college and believing every word his professors said as if it was gospel about how Democrats Good Republicans Bad (although that was probably reinforced at home anyway). Bob's sole evidence of (temporary) rebellion against the Established Order of the (D) was his Ayn Rand phase.

Then there was Blob's school days, wherein he claims he was relentlessly bullied by white chavs of Italian, Greek, and Irish descent, and somehow assuming the Black and Hispanic kids in regular school wouldn't bully him and would instead welcome him with open arms, but nope, he was in a Catholic School not a Public School, and he was deprived of Diversity(TM). Plus he's a damn narcissist/autist whose thought processes are so fucked, that there's a reason "Hitler or Moviebob" is a thing.

So Bob basically has no friends, is going to die a kissless incel virgin, and no assets to speak of other than his parents' basement, and hasn't ever had a job other than sperging about shitty movies on social media?

What a lousy existence.
The sad part is bob THINKS he has friends. Other than his bro, what he really has are acquaintances. He's got the exact same spergy definition of "friends" that Andrew Dobson has. He never learned anything from the Lindsay Ellis debacle. Must be something in the water in MA.
 
It's pretty surprising considering how many Jewish communists there have been. David Horowitz was raised in that circle and it's probably why he's conservative now.

What the hell happened to Blob to make his political views a thing? His parents hardcore religious Republicans or something?
being a retarded incel sex creep
 
So Bob basically has no friends, is going to die a kissless incel virgin, and no assets to speak of other than his parents' basement, and hasn't ever had a job other than sperging about shitty movies on social media?

What a lousy existence.
Bob is a mirror of the caricature of the disgusting, useless, obsolete white man that he likes to refer to as 'trash America', but with the correct prescribed social and political views. I feel on some level he's always subconsciously known that which feeds into his politics being as mask-off as they are, because it's deeply rooted in self-hatred.
 
Saw someone uploading all of his fight scens on /tv/ in one completion.
Literally Chris with some special effects, even Sonic is there lol!

Bob is a mirror of the caricature of the disgusting, useless, obsolete white man that he likes to refer to as 'trash America', but with the correct prescribed social and political views. I feel on some level he's always subconsciously known that which feeds into his politics being as mask-off as they are, because it's deeply rooted in self-hatred.
His behaviour does read a lot like that, being a militant zealot to the extreme in order to cope with his own self-hatred. Narcissism in a nutshell lol!
 
but now his account is suspended ;_;
I'm genuinely surprised.

To be fair, he pointed out the blatantly obvious fact that Q glows, so it's easy to see why he'd outlived his usefulness.
Marx really hated jews otherwise, as he saw them as a symbol of the capitalist society.
"The Jewish nigger Lassalle who, I’m glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation. The chap would sooner throw money down the drain than lend it to a ‘friend,’ even though his interest and capital were guaranteed. … It is now quite plain to me—as the shape of his head and the way his hair grows also testify—that he is descended from the negroes who accompanied Moses’ flight from Egypt (unless his mother or paternal grandmother interbred with a nigger). Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow’s importunity is also nigger-like." - Karl Marx.
 
Yeah and presumably he's still in his mom's basement, unless he was just there as a temporary stopover on the way to a different, flood-prone leaky basement hovel, and he just left his voter registration at his mom's house to pwn the "doxxing forums". Even after he moved to his mom's basement, he tried to make it sound like he wasn't in the same house by claiming this was the time of year where his mom will call him to ask how to get motherfucking Canadian Broadcasting Corporation channel.

I'm guessing Bob's parents were actually D-voting Catholics all along, with a moderate left-wing bent, who went even further to the left when one of the cousins trooned out, and also his mom allegedly loooooves lesbun romance in TV shows. Couple that with Bob attending college and believing every word his professors said as if it was gospel about how Democrats Good Republicans Bad (although that was probably reinforced at home anyway). Bob's sole evidence of (temporary) rebellion against the Established Order of the (D) was his Ayn Rand phase.

Then there was Blob's school days, wherein he claims he was relentlessly bullied by white chavs of Italian, Greek, and Irish descent, and somehow assuming the Black and Hispanic kids in regular school wouldn't bully him and would instead welcome him with open arms, but nope, he was in a Catholic School not a Public School, and he was deprived of Diversity(TM). Plus he's a damn narcissist/autist whose thought processes are so fucked, that there's a reason "Hitler or Moviebob" is a thing.


The sad part is bob THINKS he has friends. Other than his bro, what he really has are acquaintances. He's got the exact same spergy definition of "friends" that Andrew Dobson has. He never learned anything from the Lindsay Ellis debacle. Must be something in the water in MA.
Bob has no friends, and he never will have friends.
 
"The Jewish nigger Lassalle who, I’m glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation. The chap would sooner throw money down the drain than lend it to a ‘friend,’ even though his interest and capital were guaranteed. … It is now quite plain to me—as the shape of his head and the way his hair grows also testify—that he is descended from the negroes who accompanied Moses’ flight from Egypt (unless his mother or paternal grandmother interbred with a nigger). Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow’s importunity is also nigger-like." - Karl Marx.

"He was a gentleman of his time, sport."

- Bob "Super Genius" Chipman
 
What the hell happened to Blob to make his political views a thing? His parents hardcore religious Republicans or something?
Quite the opposite, I suspect. He's not smart enough to form his own opinions, he's too toadying authoritarian to not lick the boot, and his Belief in his absolute rightness combined with his inability to defend his stances.... I'd imagine it impossible for a young Bob to be anything BUT a shoddy ideological clone of his parent figures.



"Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow’s importunity is also nigger-like." - Karl Marx.
Truly a genius and a gentleman. Thanks for the insight, Bob!

Edit: Damnit, my Marx comment basically got ninja'd TWICE in the five minutes it took to type. Er, great minds?
 
The replies to Bob's nuclear hot galaxy brained take about Karl "I am a gentleman and am very smrt" Marx:
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Noah Khrachvik gets back in on the action in this same thread:
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Bob deigns to respond:
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Dude said "white supremacist", not "racist". There is kind of a difference. One can be racist without being a full on raging skinhead card carrying KKK member.

Also wait, was Bob pulled over by a Skinhead Cop who was wearing a Klan Hood and using the Hard R and calling bob a hard R lover or something?!

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Moar Glenn Greenwald:
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Apparently commies like to toss around alt-right 8-chan buzzwords (and apparently the Chinese commies are also alt righters making up buzzwords on 8chan) also something something dogwhistles:
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The Fab Four remind Bobby of Dear Old Dad:
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More Khrachvik:
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Worse. The phrase is "PROTESTANT work ethic" which is what really got capitalism kickstarted into overdrive.

Now you can really get into some historical minutiae from here, let's just simplify it that Catholics have a more complicated relationship with capitalism to the point I could drop a bunch of links to online fights over it right here, or just quote the current pope.

But where you see capitalism really take off and flourish is in protestant lands for many years.
makes sense. The Catholic Church was created where capitalism as we know it didn’t exist, evangelism however. Was made at a time when money was already seen as a prerequisite for living in this world.
 
He thinks it makes him smarter. Also, he needs a bogeyman to blame every one of his failings on so that he doesn't have to accept he's the reason his life is shit.
Narcissists rarely take responsibility for ANYTHING that is ackshually their own fault. They need a scapegoat so they can tell themselves the boogeyman/drumpf/GQP/right-wingers are the ones who kept them from the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah/success, fortune and fame, etc.
 
MovieBob reviewed the perfect movie for him to review since it's about two things he's such an expert in: Catholicism, and lesbians.


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