Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

I just thought about something- one of the villains in Wolfenstein 3D is an overweight Nazi general named Fettgesicht (Fat face). Wouldn't take too much sprite editing, if any artistes wanted to have some fun at Bob's expense.

Bob considered picking up a break action shotgun, no indication on the amount of barrels, because wild animals were moving into the wilderness near his house, which would be his mom's house in Lynn. The closest "wilderness" to him is a public park. He's beyond embarrassing. The mere act of waking up well before dawn, getting your gear, hiking to your spot, setting up, and then sitting there for hours and doing all of that without making a sound just in the hope that your prey crosses your path is so beyond Bob's comprehension that he cannot see hunting as anything other than a joke riddled with cruelty. This is the same idiot who's idea of conservationism is putting hippos in the Mississippi river and cloning Mammoths and settling them in the Dakotas.

I've been on hunting trips where I never once catch sight of the animal I'm there to hunt. Does it mean I suck at tracking game? Probably. But that's not the real reason I go. It's to be out in nature, enjoying it's beauty, getting away from the stress and madness of the modern world, where your paper money is useless unless you run out of toilet paper. Getting a deer or whatever is never my absolute goal, it's just icing on the cake.

 

[Wormy]

Bob considered picking up a break action shotgun, no indication on the amount of barrels, because wild animals were moving into the wilderness near his house, which would be his mom's house in Lynn. The closest "wilderness" to him is a public park. He's beyond embarrassing. The mere act of waking up well before dawn, getting your gear, hiking to your spot, setting up, and then sitting there for hours and doing all of that without making a sound just in the hope that your prey crosses your path is so beyond Bob's comprehension that he cannot see hunting as anything other than a joke riddled with cruelty. This is the same idiot who's idea of conservationism is putting hippos in the Mississippi river and cloning Mammoths and settling them in the Dakotas.

Meanwhile, my own neighborhood which IS near a wildnerness, just gave us another warning about securing our trash since legit BEARS (plural!) have been coming by...

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Murphy's Law of Combat - If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are unsound.

I agree with the sentiment, but I always liked the phrasing of "Anyone who shows up to a fair fight has not properly prepared."

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Bob has a rather repetitive mind. But i still don't know what he means by this?
What are the consequences of "Depersoning" someone in his mind? Does that mean they are treated as animals? as objects?
This lack of follow through is exactly what is so insane and stupid about Bob.
How is it progressive to take away rights from people, when progressives are always about giving rights and then privileges to people?

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What is it "to be human" in the 21st century? I'm annoyed I will never know because Bob is such a sycophant. He won't explain himself. He will insult you when you ask him.


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Bob wouldn't say this if he had class, because he'd be talking about himself. The fact he doesn't think he is white trash because he isn't invited to cook outs and spends all his time on his computer is funny though. Its like calling someone's outdoor cat inferior because you have a super special indoor cat.

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Ok but...

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Oxford:
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So Bob is expressing his thoughts and beliefs at the same time, and implying they're these oppositional concepts when they're not.

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If you vote for someone, then you are responsible for that persons actions. By that logic, Bob is responsible for everything that Biden has done including tanking the economy, gutting the healthcare system, and the failure of the afghanistan withdrawal. Of course I would never blame Bob because he never does anything. But neither did people who didn't vote for HIS SPESHAL PROG-FUTURE PARTY.

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CRT is anti-white racism so another zinger that is an ouroboros of logic eating its own basis.

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Science is real, and science can kill people. Science is not a moral system, it can be used for any purpose.
Religion and Faith are there to answer moral questions, to propose what is, was, and what should be based on given information.
The natural philosophers that formed the basis of the modern scientific method set out to prove or disprove what existed before them.
Science hasn't found anything new regarding morals since then. There hasn't been an improvement on the golden rule, or a replacement for god, and faith.
Science can't fill the void in your soul.

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50% of the country can be wrong, and this frustrates Bob because he does not believe in democracy, republics, or freedom.
He wants the number to be 0.

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Of course it started as a joke but then he took it seriously. Just like how he looks at fiction and then takes it seriously.

Bob means by "refuse to acknowledge them as human beings" starts with banning them from social media, literally and physically prevent them from voting (because Only People [Who Matter] Can Vote), and a mix of leaving them in the wastelands but taking away all the infrastructure, food, and necessities from them so they (presumably) can't survive and "can't hurt people" (LOL), or alternately "sterilizing" them with a flamethrower. Or throwing them all in a large midwestern wasteland gulag.

In this, Bob severely under-estimates what people who are now suddenly fully oppressed will do when repressed. Take away their shit, leave them in the wilderness, and they'll come back and push your shit in. Only now, they'll be fully justified to do so, because they're "oppressed". Did Bob learn fucking nothing from the last 150 years? (Rhetorical question, of course he learned nothing).

Bob is a Believer, through and through. Even if he doesn't believe in God, he believes in The Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. Somehow he believes that if the Wasteland Ghouls are isolated/minecrafted, then no more superstition will dog the Scientists and Thinkers that are bringing the holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. Never mind that a lot of PeeOhCees are Believers, and if Bob was consistent they'd have to go in the trash with the mayonnaiseghoulen. But maybe they can go later, after the White Believer Trash are already gone and the Soopeeryah Fyootchah is still being thwarted by Believers. And anyone, at any time, can "spontaneously" become a Believer, even if Bob's wish that All Believers are minecrafted is granted.

It's bad enough that CRT basically makes White People guilty of an unforgivable, unpardonable sin. It's even worse that it denies Persons of Unwhite Colors agency and literally enforces "white supremacy" with idiocies like "being on time for work is a White thing".

"Superstition kills" well, that depends on which Superstition, Bob. Some superstitions are harmless. Some do indeed kill, like the superstition that Whitey is a soulless Devil, created by some scientist named Yacub.

Bob's math is off. Also in the original tweet he uses the wrong "you're" (should be your). And of course, he has to reinforce "Eugenics was just a joke brah" by inference and it will still be a joke, dammit, but this is how bad Bob's regressed since that one tweet "you call them weekdays".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Never mind that a lot of PeeOhCees are Believers, and if Bob was consistent they'd have to go in the trash with the mayonnaiseghoulen. But maybe they can go later

Actually, a whole bunch of them are going to be going in his first wave of terror.

States Robert wants to turn into wastelands by depriving resources to:
Alabama: 32% non-white
Arkansas: 30% non-white
Florida: 47% non-white
Louisiana: 43% non-white
Mississippi: 42% non-white
North Carolina: 36% non-white
South Carolina: 37% non-white
Tennessee: 25% non-white
Texas: 58% non-white
Virginia: 32% non-white

States Robert believes are part of the SUPERIOR FUTURE:
Maine: 5% non-white
Massachusetts: 26% non-white
Minnesota: 22% non-white
New Hampshire: 10% non-white
Oregon: 15% non-white
Rhode Island: 19% non-white
Vermont: 9% non-white
Washington: 20% non-white
Wisconsin: 14% non-white (STATUS PENDING)

 

[JayHarrison]

Actually, a whole bunch of them are going to be going in his first wave of terror.

States Robert wants to turn into wastelands by depriving resources to:
Alabama: 32% non-white
Arkansas: 30% non-white
Florida: 47% non-white
Louisiana: 43% non-white
Mississippi: 42% non-white
North Carolina: 36% non-white
South Carolina: 37% non-white
Tennessee: 25% non-white
Texas: 58% non-white
Virginia: 32% non-white

States Robert believes are part of the SUPERIOR FUTURE:
Maine: 5% non-white
Massachusetts: 26% non-white
Minnesota: 22% non-white
New Hampshire: 10% non-white
Oregon: 15% non-white
Rhode Island: 19% non-white
Vermont: 9% non-white
Washington: 20% non-white
Wisconsin: 14% non-white (STATUS PENDING)

I'm conflicted as to what to think here regarding Virginia. It could fit under "States Robert wants to turn into wastelands" because its population recently elected non-Democrat Glenn Youngkin to the state's governorship. However, Virginia could also fit under "States Robert believes are part of the SUPERIAA FYUUCHAA" because VA has voted blue for the Presidency for four consecutive election cycles (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I slotted it into the first category because after the Youngkin victory he wrote a few posts about how he wanted to sterilize the state. I'm sure he totally forgot it has been a pretty reliable blue state for the last decade plus. (Or maybe more likely he never knew.)

Wisconsin's "status pending" is similar because during/after the Rittenhouse trial he wrote a bunch of similar posts about it being Trumper Trash that needs to be eliminated even though it voted for Biden and has a Democratic Governor. I suppose in theory I should probably put 2016 Trump states like Michigan and Pennsylvania in the first category as the Wisconsin example seems to indicate he doesn't forgive you even if you ever do decide to join the Thinker side.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Meanwhile, my own neighborhood which IS near a wildnerness, just gave us another warning about securing our trash since legit BEARS (plural!) have been coming by...

Aren't city folk ideas of nature fun? I call people like this - the ones who think meat comes from the supermarket, who brag about never being outside city limits, who claim to have travelled the world because they hopped from airport to airport to see the Disneyfied tourist versions of 10 different countries - "urban hicks". They're just like the rural inbred never-crossed-the-county-line what's-a-stoplight types, just from a different base environment. So yeah, I think of Bob as an urban hick. Some traits in common with white trash, but with a hefty dose of insufferable cosmopolitanism.

Spoiler: Random Story Time!

I once spent a night in a town just off the highway, at a distinctly beat-up motel called "Zero-100". Right on the main drag into town, decently-large shopping mall across the street; fairly "urban" as a town of 3000 goes. My room was on the side away from the road, and it looked out onto... nothing but trees. Not exactly forest primeval but thick enough I couldn't make out where the next buildings were, or even if there were any in that direction. (If you use the name to look up a picture of the place, feel free to chide me for not noticing the tall trees obviously visible behind the building before this.)

On the fire exit on the back was a simple but professionally-made sign reading something like: "Please do not prop this door open. Bears might get in." I wasn't terribly concerned - not saying I would've been fine tangling with a bear, but I've been both a country boy and a city boy and given the general run-down look of the area I was more concerned about human predators. But I had to wonder: How many people passing through with the idea that "wildlife" is park squirrels saw this nice sign and immediately bolted themselves into their rooms until morning? (Particularly smokers. No wonder the place smelled like an ashtray....)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That conspiracy chart is at least partly BS because there's the assumption that it's a "harmful conspiracy" to believe the 2020 election was fraudulent, when it happened right in front of our eyes. And it's mixed in with true nonsense like "Biden is a robot" or "flat earth".

And "Iran-Contra" actually happened. Even Wikipedia of all places admits that.

I'm not really into conspiracy theories, but I find it pretty funny that stuff which would have been called a conspiracy theory in 2020 by the MSM (the government is going to mandate vaccinations! Your children are going to be indoctrinated into becoming liberals at school! Big pharma and the CDC are both massively corrupt and working with each other! If you resist a government policy you might get sent to a concentration camp! The CIA routinely entraps and frames people on the right of politics!) is now not just true, but something people say as if it's nothing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Actually, a whole bunch of them are going to be going in his first wave of terror.

States Robert wants to turn into wastelands by depriving resources to:
Alabama: 32% non-white
Arkansas: 30% non-white
Florida: 47% non-white
Louisiana: 43% non-white
Mississippi: 42% non-white
North Carolina: 36% non-white
South Carolina: 37% non-white
Tennessee: 25% non-white
Texas: 58% non-white
Virginia: 32% non-white

States Robert believes are part of the SUPERIOR FUTURE:
Maine: 5% non-white
Massachusetts: 26% non-white
Minnesota: 22% non-white
New Hampshire: 10% non-white
Oregon: 15% non-white
Rhode Island: 19% non-white
Vermont: 9% non-white
Washington: 20% non-white
Wisconsin: 14% non-white (STATUS PENDING)

Bob's been sorta iffy on what should happen to PeeOhCees in the Wasteland.
On one hand, I've heard him tweet that the Wasteland should be given to Persons of Colors (and presumably they will be the ones doing the minecrafting of whitey, he hopes? I guess? But what if they don't WANT to?) and all the infrastructure will be controlled by PeeOhCees, while the Mayonnaiseghoulen will be dispossessed, homeless, and living off-grid in their own filth, presumably in sod hovels that get razed every other week by enraged flamethrower-bearing acolytes of the Church of Bob.

On the other hand, I get the sense that another option he's considered is rescuing the PeeOhCees from the Wasteland and settling them in coastal Brainland while the Mayonnaiseghoulen Question is resolved, and then after that, those PeeOhCees who want to then go into the Wasteland and live there, will be free to do so without becoming collateral damage in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah Crusade.

I think he'll want the Powers That Be to concentrate on liquidating the "racist whites" ('racist = Republican', not necessarily 'racist = Uses The Hard R and wants to gas the darkies') before he gets around to dealing with the Believers among the PeeOhCees. That's a quiet part he's so far managed to not say out loud.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And "Iran-Contra" actually happened. Even Wikipedia of all places admits that.

I'm not really into conspiracy theories, but I find it pretty funny that stuff which would have been called a conspiracy theory in 2020 by the MSM (the government is going to mandate vaccinations! Your children are going to be indoctrinated into becoming liberals at school! Big pharma and the CDC are both massively corrupt and working with each other! If you resist a government policy you might get sent to a concentration camp! The CIA routinely entraps and frames people on the right of politics!) is now not just true, but something people say as if it's nothing.

Like Iran-Contra, the Deep State used to be a widely acknowledged thing on the left (and grudgingly on the right) that got writeups in mainstream publications like the Washington Post and New York Times. Widespread treatment of the idea and its ramifications were in academic journals. Then Sean Hannity mentioned it once and now it's an "antisemetic conspiracy theory" on the level of Holocaust Denial in that chart.

edit: lmao, look at the Wikipedia article, it's been whitewashed of anything before 2017 almost and attributes the whole thing to a "discredited" theory of Donald Trump: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state_in_the_United_States

Even though here's one random NYT article from 2015 talking about the concept:

Examining Who Runs the United States (Published 2015)

A "deep state" metaphor that alleges shadowy forces behind the scenes seems to be ascendant as a way to explain present American realities.

www.nytimes.com

 

[A Very Big Fish]

And "Iran-Contra" actually happened. Even Wikipedia of all places admits that.

I'm not really into conspiracy theories, but I find it pretty funny that stuff which would have been called a conspiracy theory in 2020 by the MSM (the government is going to mandate vaccinations! Your children are going to be indoctrinated into becoming liberals at school! Big pharma and the CDC are both massively corrupt and working with each other! If you resist a government policy you might get sent to a concentration camp! The CIA routinely entraps and frames people on the right of politics!) is now not just true, but something people say as if it's nothing.

You actually introduced me to my favorite conspiracy on the Witchblr thread. Varg's fucking schizo "Christianity is a Jewish plot to destroy the "Aryan race"".

Also, I'm pretty sure he was one of the idiots pushing the JRR Tolkien was actually a top secret pagan and not actually a Catholic, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

We all know that Moviebob is a deranged fuckwad long overdue for a one-way trip to the looney bin, but this tirade made my blood boil more than anything he's ever written (and my blood pressure's already too high as it is)...
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(Original post for the masochistic)

Why does Bob put the concept of "people" on a pedestal so much.

We're all nothing but animals. Even the "superior" breed that Bob erroneously thinks he's part of.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob considered picking up a break action shotgun, no indication on the amount of barrels, because wild animals were moving into the wilderness near his house, which would be his mom's house in Lynn. The closest "wilderness" to him is a public park. He's beyond embarrassing. The mere act of waking up well before dawn, getting your gear, hiking to your spot, setting up, and then sitting there for hours and doing all of that without making a sound just in the hope that your prey crosses your path is so beyond Bob's comprehension that he cannot see hunting as anything other than a joke riddled with cruelty. This is the same idiot who's idea of conservationism is putting hippos in the Mississippi river and cloning Mammoths and settling them in the Dakotas.

I bet Bob is in the same page as the retards that push to remove the term "invasive species" because sounds offensive and that we might need to introduce new species to new enviroments and let them raze the ecosystem to the ground because of global warming (yes, there is people that believe this. No joke). How much ignorance can be condensed into Bob's tiny head?

Plus, i haven't been hunting but i live in the middle of the countryside and many times i've went up to the mountains to look at the coastline. I bet Bob would never be capable of looking at wondorous nature and not being able to think "I should have access to McDonalds right here".

I just thought about something- one of the villains in Wolfenstein 3D is an overweight Nazi general named Fettgesicht (Fat face). Wouldn't take too much sprite editing, if any artistes wanted to have some fun at Bob's expense.

I did something some time ago as a little practise project. Don't curcify me if it's too shit.

Also, i wanted to put the Warner Bros logo on the cap, but i have butter fingers

Also, I'm pretty sure he was one of the idiots pushing the JRR Tolkien was actually a top secret pagan and not actually a Catholic, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

It's amazing the amount of people that spout that Tolkien was a pagan or secretly progressive rather than a church going devout catholic that still wanted mass to be performed in latin. That was the level of Tolkien's devotion.

And to finish it off... Bob truly believes that any progress is worthy and positive while every tradition is backwards and bad. Would be really be ok to know that when shit hits the fan and people are in a huge heap of trouble, they will inmediately go back to their tried and tested traditions he so much hates? I could reiterate with the film i watched since a little problem in a gigantic and futuristic spaceship essentially made people go back to monarchy, religion and set a pretty rigid caste system in what was before a group of nameless individuals that were travelling to Mars.

Will Bob end up hating reality and human nature? The fact that when there is nothing else, we go back to the bakwards traditions he so much hates? Because some of our old traditions would come back once this age of plenty and technology crumbles away. I guess this would only reinforce his need for "mOaR tEcHnOlOgY" and push for higher advances before collapse can arrive, but the fact that everything is being held by a couple of cotton strings and duct tape, makes it more likely.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I bet Bob is in the same page as the retards that push to remove the term "invasive species" because sounds offensive and that we might need to introduce new species to new enviroments and let them raze the ecosystem to the ground because of global warming (yes, there is people that believe this. No joke). How much ignorance can be condensed into Bob's tiny head?

Plus, i haven't been hunting but i live in the middle of the countryside and many times i've went up to the mountains to look at the coastline. I bet Bob would never be capable of looking at wondorous nature and not being able to think "I should have access to McDonalds right here".

I did something some time ago as a little practise project. Don't curcify me if it's too shit.
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Also, i wanted to put the Warner Bros logo on the cap, but i have butter fingers

It's amazing the amount of people that spout that Tolkien was a pagan or secretly progressive rather than a church going devout catholic that still wanted mass to be performed in latin. That was the level of Tolkien's devotion.

And to finish it off... Bob truly believes that any progress is worthy and positive while every tradition is backwards and bad. Would be really be ok to know that when shit hits the fan and people are in a huge heap of trouble, they will inmediately go back to their tried and tested traditions he so much hates? I could reiterate with the film i watched since a little problem in a gigantic and futuristic spaceship essentially made people go back to monarchy, religion and set a pretty rigid caste system in what was before a group of nameless individuals that were travelling to Mars.

Will Bob end up hating reality and human nature? The fact that when there is nothing else, we go back to the bakwards traditions he so much hates? Because some of our old traditions would come back once this age of plenty and technology crumbles away. I guess this would only reinforce his need for "mOaR tEcHnOlOgY" and push for higher advances before collapse can arrive, but the fact that everything is being held by a couple of cotton strings and duct tape, makes it more likely.

eh, the pic of der blobbenfuhrer ain't bad.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

eh, the pic of der blobbenfuhrer ain't bad.

I gotta give it another try tho. Maybe one day i feel really inspired i will make Haubpstabtführer Chipman in all his glory with an ill fitting nazi uniform full of woke messages and corporate logos.

Tho, i gotta say, i will have to dedicate some anatomy studies to bob. Like i said, his face is... Special.

 

[blablabla]

Bobbo retardo legit thinks that people who likes his shit on Twitter are his real world friends. Thats why he tought hot dog girl was his girlfriend because she took a pity picture with the class mongoloid one time.
He has a legit defective brain but the worst he is so fucking boring. 40 years in this fucking planet and this is all he has to show for it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert, personally I'm on your side in the SUPERIOR FUTURE of unfettered abortion rights, but could you link to some of these works of SCIENCE and BIOLOGY that speak to the morality and ethics of how abortion is a "neutral-to-positive medical thing" instead of murder? Thanks, a fan.

 

[Cactuar King]

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Robert, personally I'm on your side in the SUPERIOR FUTURE of unfettered abortion rights, but could you link to some of these works of SCIENCE and BIOLOGY that speak to the morality and ethics of how abortion is a "neutral-to-positive medical thing" instead of murder? Thanks, a fan.

He talks like that and he says he’s not an aetheist? That’s some serious neck beard he’s showing.

 

[King Dead]

He talks like that and he says he’s not an aetheist? That’s some serious neck beard he’s showing.

Bob wants to have his cake and eat it too (insert fat joke here). He flaunts his Catholic upbringing as giving him an air of authority on religious matters while simultaneously spouting all the euphoric atheist crap he can to show how enlightened he is to not be bound by some backwards religious standards. And when he gets called out on being an obnoxious atheist asshole, he retreats back to his shell of "lapsed Catholic" as if that neuters the fedora-tipping accusations, then immediately starts vomiting up more utterly loathsome statements like these.

I do have to thank him, the lawyers for the plaintiffs, and Sotomayor for saying the quiet part out loud today. When the pro-abortion side of the argument seems to gleefully revel in the act, it drastically increases public opposition. I'm no "wahmens should be babbymakers locked in the kitchen all their lives" type, but as someone who generally feels that abortion should be safe but rare, comments like Bob's really get under my skin. And he thinks he's part of the good guys.