Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Pale Shadow]

I get that The Matrix pretty much remains the Wachowskis' only real success (though to be honest, I do enjoy Speed Racer)

I will defend Cloud Atlas until death.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I think the reason Bob goes so hard anti-gun (despite owning guns himself) is because he knows full well they can't minecraft archipelago the mayonnaiseghoulen if the mayonnaiseghoulen is armed.

There is the other angle, he thinks of himself as an enlightened thinker, so in his view he should be one of the few allowed to own guns as he isn't like those intolerant, violent ghouls!

And it's not like Blob would be good in a fight, all you need to do to win against him is simply run faster than a grandma lol!

Wow, dumb hat, bisexual, and talking about capeshit? Are we sure that isn't Linkara doing an accent?

Of course, I kid. Matt's in slightly better shape.

What is it with some bloated fucks with dumb hats deciding to sperg out about politics in entertainment? There's these people you mentioned, and that Jim nigga with that fucking awful "THEY/THEM" top hat!

I am yet to see some guy look decent in a hat while they are being filmed on a bad angle with shitty lighting lol!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Indoctrinating children?

Yeah, Bob, your side might want to take a seat when it comes to that.

Wait wait wait. Is Bob admitting that his grandparents (half or all) were "casually racist"? Was Grandpa grumbling about gassing the darkies? Did Grandma use the N-word or call black people Negroes in 1987? Or did they just spout some jogger tropes about the Rodney King thing or the OJ Simpson Trial? But more importantly, didn't they vote DEMOCRAT while doing whatever it is Bob claims is "casually racist"?

I'm guessing that whatever it was that Bob assumed was 'casually rayciss', wasn't actually racist at all. Bob only thinks it is because of what his twitter angels and senpais and film studies profs been telling him.

Most people's grandparents are "casually racist" in one form or another. My grandma calls black people "coloured". Does that make her a racist? No, it makes her a product of her time. The same's probably true for most people's grandparents, since (shocking, I know) race relations were different back then.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Hollywood franchisitis. Bobby: "Watch another film if you don't like them".

One day, Bob will be on his deathbed and moments before his greatest fear materializes, someone will show him the same kind of image and the last thought Roberto will have before passing away is that because people did not vote for Hillary, he never got his robot body and now those people took away his ability to watch those "anticipated" films. Forever.

 

[EnemyStand]

Most people's grandparents are "casually racist" in one form or another. My grandma calls black people "coloured". Does that make her a racist? No, it makes her a product of her time. The same's probably true for most people's grandparents, since (shocking, I know) race relations were different back then.

Not to power level, but my grandma refused to use her first name passed kindergarten because, and I quote "I didn't want to share my name with some nigger girl." Keep in mind she smacked us for using the word "Hell" as a curse. But then again, that whole side of the family is pretty casually racist: the uncles, aunts, the cousins...and all of them were card-carrying Democrats until the Bad Orange Man's gas prices kicked in and their retirement accounts got a boost. Then they saw what happened in the first four months of Biden and they went from "nothing will change" to "I could use a mean Tweet and $1.30 a gallon right now..."

Of course, the Republican side is pretty casually racist too, but more in the way of "these niggers don't know how good they have it, let's send them back to Africa if it's so bad here."

 

[Flexo]

I'll give Bob a pass against Matt Walsh. Guy advocates for letting your relatives touch your kid's butt since kid's should not be allowed to refuse being touched. I'd enjoy seeing the fucker get hit by a truck myself.

Considering your past trends of reading entire chapters into texts that aren't there, I'm pressing X to doubt until I get some citations.

Smoothbrains like Bobby can't fathom how hard it is to actually make accurate predictions about the future, so they stew in their resentment over not getting the "future" they were "promised" (or as Bob puts it, "the future [he] earned"). Rather than appreciate the wonders of the modern world, they complain that it's not enough; unless they have their own jetpack, flying car, personal rocket, legion of sexbots, and perfect immortal body, they'll keep on bitching. And even if they did, they still wouldn't be happy ("why's my rocket so slow? why don't my sexbots have bigger tiddies? where's my death ray to wipe out the mayo ghouls?").

I think Bob took C&H a little too seriously.

 

[Foltest]

So hard not to a-log Bob.
Still hoping he get Public humiliated again and again, because that is what he deserves.

 

[UserAccess]

Believers do Believer thing:
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"Peace doesn't want me, so I'm going to snip my dick."

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So this increasingly confrontational - not in a squaring off sense, but more so against society attitude, what with the "no peace" declarations and all that had me thinking, and it's this recent picture that got me to do a little research.

Review the following medical causes:

• Heart disease
• Clogged blood vessels (atherosclerosis)
• High cholesterol
• High blood pressure
• Diabetes
• Obesity
• Metabolic syndrome — a condition involving increased blood pressure, high insulin levels, body fat around the waist and high cholesterol
• Certain prescription medications
• Alcoholism and other forms of substance abuse
• Sleep disorders
• Low testosterone
• Depression, anxiety or other mental health conditions
• Stress
• Relationship problems due to stress, poor communication or other concerns

And then the following preventative measures, all clearly ignored:

• Work with your doctor to manage diabetes, heart disease or other chronic health conditions.
• See your doctor for regular checkups and medical screening tests.
• Stop smoking, limit or avoid alcohol, and don't use illegal drugs.
• Exercise regularly.
• Take steps to reduce stress.
• Get help for anxiety, depression or other mental health concerns.

So what's all this? Well, these are the medical causes and preventative measures of erectile dysfunction. That first list of causes? Man, Bob's had that shit for a *while.* I can't tell you when that boy started having serious health risks, but it was probably before high school ended.

That second list? Is this dude taking any of those corrective or preventative measures? Hell, no. Dude considers himself smarter than all doctors, so God knows he wouldn't take therapy seriously.

This leads me to the following conclusion: Bob's been trying to push a stubby rope uphill for at least 25 years. When you consider every exaggeration, embellishment, meritless brag, overcompensation, and lies, lies, lies, you'll find a man with a busted-ass wiener that's either too proud or lazy to correct it. Or stupid, can't forget plain fucking stupid.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Having gone to a religious elementary school, one common teaching was that Hell is a torturous territory in which souls are surrounded by fire and brimstone. When you take that into consideration, it makes me wonder if Moviebob's family "Christmas tradition" has potentially deliberately sinister underpinnings. If I were told that a fireplace where to be a place to facetime with Santa Claus, I'd onlly be able to do so if the power is on--i.e., the fireplace is burning. That would have terrified my younger self; instead of Santa Claus living at or around the North Pole, I would have permanently scarred by the belief that Santa was actually Satan (which isn't helped by their similarites, such as wearing red, deep-voiced laughter, their being surrounded by magical creatures...)

and the fact that "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan"....

Guys, I think were on to something here...
Speaking of Bob, Hell, and Santa; there's a town in Indiana named Santa Claus. I bring this up since Bob considers Indiana mayoghoul land, and therefore considers it to be Hell.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

So hard not to a-log Bob.
Still hoping he get Public humiliated again and again, because that is what he deserves.

Being fair, you don't even need to do that, he invites that behaviour by publicly being a colossal fucking asshole to people he doesn't even know. If Blobert acted the way he does on a party for example, he would get an invitation to have a chat outside, followed by a brief exchange of blows lol!

Did he ever get sued by one of his targets? At least Greenwald could try to fuck him over!

 

[Red Hood]

Hollywood franchisitis. Bobby: "Watch another film if you don't like them".
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Lust. "Why don't you pathetic males objectify this woman? I mean look at how lesbians drool at her!"
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Speaking of an insecure man with a small pee-pee:
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More fap material in the offing:
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But Bobby can't fap to this. A man has standards:
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Bobby still pines for that headless chicken in Chink Capeshit; he even wishes it gets its own spinoff series.
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Venom hate:
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Daredevil:
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Matrix.
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Boston Dynamics fetishism. Bobby has no fucking sense about the economics of film-making:
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Lesbians will always be in Santa's Nice List:
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Bob Dole's death makes nutters hate Trump more (archive of CNN article)
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So Bobby is okay with casual racism as long as the "racist" bakes tasty cookies. I thought casual racism kills people?

Another random thing that will "kill us all":
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Wut da fuck?

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What Bobby hates more than Glenn Greenwald is Bitcoin.
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Lots of retweets about the Voting Rights Act:
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Censorship is bad if the other side is doing it:
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"Dinud nuffin" is not racist; it is anti-criminal and pro-responsibility.

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More gun-related bullshit. Bobby has to pro-tip even when no one asked.
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Reminder that Sherman Alexie is a sex pest that for some reason gets less cancel culture shit thrown at him than JK Rowling because he's a red Indian or something.

And Bob seems way too intent on overanalyzing a video about a little girl.

 

[The Ugly One]

What is it with some bloated fucks with dumb hats deciding to sperg out about politics in entertainment? There's these people you mentioned, and that Jim nigga with that fucking awful "THEY/THEM" top hat!

Far-left politics is a vehicle for feeling heroic and superior, so it's naturally attractive to people who have nothing else about their lives to make them feel a sense of worth.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Far-left politics is a vehicle for feeling heroic and superior, so it's naturally attractive to people who have nothing else about their lives to make them feel a sense of worth.

Precisely, they are a perfect vessel for hateful assholes like Bob to slam people around and feel like they are on the morally superior side!

Not to deviate, but it's amazing how much of a fucking retard this lardball is, with the J.K. Rowling quote. She wasn't offensive in her opinions, she simply stated her view and entitled troons fucking crucified her for saying that biological sex is something that can't be ignored, Blobert simply saw her being on the "wrong" side and is using her as an example of hateful speech when she clearly stated that she has no issue with trans people, couldn't have been more polite!

I've said that before, but you could fuck Bob's crush right in front of him and he wouldn't mind as long as you shared his political views, and you could sell the clothes off your back to feed and shelter stray kittens and dogs and he would treat you like shit as long as you didn't!

Reminder that Sherman Alexie is a sex pest that for some reason gets less cancel culture shit thrown at him than JK Rowling because he's a red Indian or something.

And Bob seems way too intent on overanalyzing a video about a little girl.

People like Bob care more about the messenger than the message. If a redneck gave him a gift basket consisting of fine bourbon and cigars, a plump turkey and swiss chocolates he would still treat him like a piece of shit just because he is a "ghoul"!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'm was going to comment on the Linkara comparisons but everyone's got that covered. (Really, when this many random people all immediately think you're the exact same thing....) So let me just say: Is that a very good set or is he filming in an abandoned building? Is he... living... in an abandoned building?

I don't think it's a set. I think it's his actual home. I wanna let everyone know that I did not fish around for the worst possible shots. I skimmed around until I found him in a room and took the screen shot.

This is a video from one year ago

This is a video from 2 years ago

And this is from a video from 5 years and 75 pounds ago

He has on his profile that "socialism is cool" so, one, he's retarded and, two, he must think the soviet block aesthetic is so just so fucking cool man and it's, like, he's one of the proles man. That rat sized hole that's been punched into his wall for over two years doesn't just let in rats, man! It lets in fresh air and good vibes and mice and rats. Every soviet block flat had one it's all the rage.

To be fair he doesn't put out that much content, the content doesn't get that many views and he's barely making $50 a vid from patreon so maybe he can't afford basic stuff like drywall and spackle.

Clearly the answer is more socialism. This twink would sell his anus in a second to a horse just to keep his Apple laptop if he had to live in actual socialism.

 

[King Dead]

I knew there was something else stupid Bobby said that I needed to call attention to:

Bobby still pines for that headless chicken in Chink Capeshit; he even wishes it gets its own spinoff series.
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Venom hate:
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For all his blathering about how "THIS IS MY JOB," Bob is really, really bad at any form of media analysis, but it really stands out when it comes to his opinions about the capeshit industry.

In the first tweet, Bob remains literally the only person that shows any more of a reaction than "well, it was okay I guess" about Shang-Chi and the Quest for More Money. It came and went without any major buzz, which isn't all that surprising considering it's the standard generic Marvel template applied to a literally who-tier character. It only seems to have been made because DiVeRsiTy demanded an Asian superhero movie. It's already evaporated from the public consciousness, and no amount of Blobbo squealing over the double-assed furry nightmare will ever make it into a thing (not to mention, Hollywood being what it is, just because something's been announced doesn't mean it'll necessarily go anywhere).

In the second tweet, Bob has less than zero understanding of why Venom was a success. Venom's been one of Spiderman's most iconic villains since his introduction, so there was already a natural built-in audience for a Venom movie. Tom Hardy delivering an entertaining performance certainly helped as well. The Venom movies are dumb, sure, but no dumber than pretty much any capeshit.

To me, it seems obvious what Bobby's so upset about, and it's twofold:

1. Sony dared to want to retain their rights to Spiderman and related characters, and anything that prevents the Rat from gathering the entire Marvel collection under its umbrella is an affront to cinema connoisseurs like KinoRoberto.
2. Venom is a dudebro superhero because he's edgier than the standard spandex-wearing capeshit star, and as such, the wrong people enjoy these movies. Ergo, they must be denied what they like because they're on the wrong side of history, or something.

Seriously, it pains me to think about how awful he is at his job, yet still somehow scams over a thousand people out of their money every month to do it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Seriously, it pains me to think about how awful he is at his job, yet still somehow scams over a thousand people out of their money every month to do it.

I don't think he's scamming people because scamming people is far too sophisticated of an action for Bob to pull off. I think those people giving him money on Patreon are those who subscribed to Bob when he was not quite as openly odious and incompetent as he is now, and have since forgot all about Bob and how they give him money.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Holy shit, I just remember this dude making terrible videos on the escapist when I watched Yahtzee there. It's blowing my mind how much of the terrible iceberg I missed. That Mario stuff is fucking hilarious.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I don't think it's a set. I think it's his actual home. I wanna let everyone know that I did not fish around for the worst possible shots. I skimmed around until I found him in a room and took the screen shot.

Thanks for the extra info. Heavens, what a trainwreck.

To be fair he doesn't put out that much content, the content doesn't get that many views and he's barely making $50 a vid from patreon so maybe he can't afford basic stuff like drywall and spackle.

From each according to his ability, to each according to how many iOS revisions there's been since his last upgrade.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Even if you remove meme magic and just keep to the more generic idea of franchise loyalty: Did people who saw the new Star Wars/Star Trek/He-Man/Doctor Who/Terminator/etc/etc/etc immediately abandon the old stuff and jump on the future-is-female bandwagon?

I don't know why they are trying to throw good money after bad with trying to make (generally) male franchises female-centric. The example of Star-Trek just sucks because we have an absolute hack that's poisoning the franchise with their 25% different take going into canon status. This general contempt of the older fanbase and assuming they'll always be there needs to stop because it wont as box office receipts, tv/streaming viewership numbers, and merchandise sales has proven this path is cancer. Granted, this is more a Multimedia thread rant, but given MOVIEBOB absolutely sucks at his theoretical job and what is obvious needs to be stated.

 

[TigerGoblin]

The first Matrix was a lightning in a bottle. There will be zero pop culture relevance to this "sequel". I am not some genious prophet for stating that. I just remember the same being tried with almost any pop culture hit from the 90s in the last few decades and the results are always the same. How long was it since they tried it last with The Terminator? 2 years?