Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm already dubious on the prospect of a live-action Mega Man film, but using those Boston Dynamics tinker toys would just be an expensive puppet crossing the uncanny valley. I would rather Netflix/Capcom use a human actor and CGI to bring the Blue Bomber to life. Mega Man/Rock is supposed to be as human-like as possible and I'm (not) sorry--a BD robot will never be human-like enough to convince me to suspend my disbelief.
Worse. """Mr. Pop-culture""" (note the extra sarcasm quotes) already didn't bother bringing up that a robot actor was already done...

IN FUCKING DOCTOR WHO.
In 1983-84!

(Also guess what? It was a total disaster!)

P.S. Bob talking about guns always makes my eyes twitch. And I'm a filthy casual.
 
Bobby manages to find one more thing to hate about Sonic:
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To answer Robert MacQuarrie's question, no, Bob did not because he likely closed the window/tab thirty seconds in and knows nothing of Sonic lore. Bob never bothered to look at any of the blue hedgehog's long publishing history under Archie and IDW Comics or the myriad animated series he appeared in. Is Sonic a deep character? No, not really, but he has an actual personality unlike Mario. Moreover, the film is shaping up to be a Indiana Jones-style romp that will take the audience to several exotic locales such as a snowcapped peak and a trap-laden temple. All the while, Sonic is firing a hundred quips a minute while the fans count the Easter eggs and references.

And this is guy who believes that SMB3 reveals the geopolitics of the Mushroom World.
 
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Keep a watch on this thread because I feel he's going to erupt again soon.
You unrepentant bastard you jumped on it immediately with no proof because it was politically expedient and no shit you'll do it again.

Also I have my eyes on it and guess who's already in the replies!
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EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMNED. ONE. OF. THEM.
but the Lord of Lynn's favorite son is not deterred.
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Yeah and those have been obvious hoaxes as well and no one to my knowledge gives those hoaxes the time of day, unlike when a, as Bob puts it, "C-list" lies horribly to your face and you lap it up like a dog and his vomit until it's too uncomfortable to continue to do so.

The replies to the Real Human Arkle's big brain take about hate
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No you stupid faggot. It was cut and dry from the beginning. You stupid faggots have made "listen and believe" part of your ethos because the other side says that goes against due process. It's infuriating watching these stupid faggots jump through so many mental hoops. It's like the Byuu shit. Can you imagine the hell some white guy would've gone through if he just happened to be walking in the vicinity that night? Bob, Arkle, Truemetis, this Kyle faggot, and all the others would be screaming for blood and assuming he innocent guy was found innocent, because you can't convince me a corrupt city like ChIraq wouldn't press charges, they'd scream about how the system be racist n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
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The only one on Kyle's list who's an actual criminal is Josh Duggar and fuck that guy. Oh and fuck Kyle too.
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In case you're curious as to who and what Kyle is
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And I think this tweet, along with the bio, just says it all.
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Fucking autistic coomer
 
To answer Robert MacQuarrie's question, no, Bob did not because he likely closed the window/tab thirty seconds in and knows nothing of Sonic lore. Bob never bothered to look at any of the blue hedgehog's long publishing history under Archie and IDW Comics or the myriad animated series he appeared in. Is Sonic a deep character? No, not really, but he has an actual personality unlike Mario. Moreover, the film is shaping up to be a Indiana Jones-style romp that will take the audience to several exotic locales such as a snowcapped peak and a trap-laden temple. All the while, Sonic is firing a hundred quips a minute while the fans count the Easter eggs and references.

And this is guy who believes that SMB3 reveals the geopolitics of the Mushroom World.
How autistic does one have to be to believe that SMB3 has ANYTHING to do with geopolitics?
 
Bobby gives the most retarded take on Juicy Toilet ever: "No human being remembers him; let's go to brunch!"
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Does anyone believe that Moviebob isn't a racist? Because if they believe Moviebob's not a racist, they haven't paid any attention to him.



Score a couple points for PoliticalK11!



Of course people shows him The Bobby Of Christmas Past:
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Everyone know Juicy Toilet was lying since Day One. Admit you are slow Bobby and take the L.
Everyone know Moviebob is visibly lying through his teeth when he says that he was "believing a victim". Literally the only reason why Bob thought Smollett was a "victim" was because it fit into his anti-Trump narrative. (That, and it was exposed that Smollet set the whole "this is MAGA country" stunt within... a couple weeks, if memory serves.)



The disgrace of Juicy Toilet really inflames race-baiters.
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We know one virulant Boston-area racist. He's the subject of this thread.



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Keep a watch on this thread because I feel he's going to erupt again soon.
Does anyone have "'Do As I Say, Not As I Do' Comment" on their Moviebob Bingo cards tonight?



Bobby is more grown-up than Isiah 58:
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Summarized: "Red regions bad; Blue regions good!"



Fuck you, you Clinton cuntlicker.



Ted Cruz?
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Why should he wear a mask if the vaccine is protective?
Good question.



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I bet "car going vroom vroom costs more now" is indeed a more urgent problem than whatever Bobby means by "general concept of policy", which doubtless involves those "tall women" that he idolizes.
Agreed.



Greenwald breaks some really really bad news (BioRxIv preprint)
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If by stalking Greenwald Bobby would learn a little bit Science, it would at least have been worthwhile. But Bobby didn't.
For being such a great Thinker™, you'd think Moviebob knew better.



Points for MikeGardocki for paying attention!



Fact-check: True. Observe how Moviebob reacts to statements written by Candace Owens.



"Harpy" insults GramMadonna:
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Misogynistic Moviebob is misogynistic.



Also I have my eyes on it and guess who's already in the replies!
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EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMNED. ONE. OF. THEM.
but the Lord of Lynn's favorite son is not deterred.
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Yeah and those have been obvious hoaxes as well and no one to my knowledge gives those hoaxes the time of day, unlike when a, as Bob puts it, "C-list" lies horribly to your face and you lap it up like a dog and his vomit until it's too uncomfortable to continue to do so.
Hey, G33kOfAllTrades, if you want to see someone who'se dishonest and hateful, try looking at your own reflection.
 
Sometimes I wonder if Bobby just shut the fuck up with his idiotic beliefs on Twitter 5 years ago I honestly believe he would be in a better position than he is right now. But that's the main issue Bobby just can't shut the fuck up
>Bob would be better off if he wasn’t Bob

I mean no shit, but at the same time we never would’ve had such a funny thread.
 
Is this supposed to be endearing?

I don't know what planet you have to be from to see this as anything but insufferable.
This is the same kind of bullshit as when parents think they're engaging in some form of 4-D chess and super smrt reverse psychology by telling their kids they're worthless and are never going to amount to anything, in some misguided effort to "motivate" the kids to "prove them wrong".
 
Bobby doesn't support camps; he supports barges:
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Glenn Greenwald again questions the ethics of his lesser peers re: Matt Gaetz:
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Again, being Bob Chipman is perfectly sufficient evidence that someone is a sexual harasser.

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Bobby understands rich philosophical traditions; he understands The Eternals better than you do.
(Archive of The Atlantics thinkpiece)
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Someone got kicked out of Starfucks for not having been jabbed; if only he were Black.
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These Merrie Men of Bobwood would be funny if they weren't so hate-filled.


Sonic 2 and Idris Elba. You can guess already.
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Vax Panther (article). Even supposed Cultural Elites can be "stupid":
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Bobby resents empowered women who get around:
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This retarded notion soys have that Kevin Feige is some "super mastermind" that "thoguht of everything in advance decades ago" when the movies openly contradict each other makes me MATI, a few posts ago someone already pointed out that movie Shuri doesn't care about being the next black Panther even when she thinks her brother is dead, or how Thanos' motivations change from one movie to another but I don't want to derail the thread further with my 'tism.
It's even more ridiculous than it sounds if you read it (posting it for those who haven't):
:story:So she had a whole dialogue planned on her head assuming the teacher was a racist, and was lucky her teacher decided to humor her, what would Riri have done if her teacher refused to humor her? would she just behave? or what? comic writers this days are even more autistic than I am
 
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I don't know what planet you have to be from to see this as anything but insufferable.
No idea. I'm rehashing an old sentiment here but it might be workable... for a villain. Show how broken they were from day 1. Establish that even as a child in a nurturing wholesome environment they were adversarial and unsympathetic.

But no, that's hero material these days....
 
No idea. I'm rehashing an old sentiment here but it might be workable... for a villain. Show how broken they were from day 1. Establish that even as a child in a nurturing wholesome environment they were adversarial and unsympathetic.

But no, that's hero material these days....
The best part was Riri never really proved to be all that heroic later. In team books she was basically just shittier Iron Man, and in her solo books she just came across like a violent dumb ass. Dr Doom (at the time acting as a super hero, also using an Iron Man suit) wants to chat, Riri spends half their conversation confused and trying to plan an attack. She also unintentionally invaded and took over the country of Latveria. And iirc at one point she threatened to start blasting shield agents for some real flimsy nonsense.

And Ironheart sounds like something a villain would call themself.
 
Is this supposed to be endearing?

I don't know what planet you have to be from to see this as anything but insufferable.
It comes from the mind of a broken person who thinks that this is how likeable heroes act. That's just the genesis of Riri Williams. From what I remember she steals a suit of armor from Tony Stark to become Lionheart and grows more into a sociopathic cunt who rids her self of whatever gets in her way of being better than Tony Stark. That might be interesting if it wasn't that the comic always shows her doing this in a positive light and she's always the hero. I don't know if a gay man or a man who's never spent time with women outside of a gender studies class/protest wrote this but they have no idea what makes a woman so they just go and make Riri stronk. This makes Bob, who also has no idea of the intricacies of a woman and laughably never read the comic, arf and jerk off.

I think this might be a nice break down of the character. The book ya boi Zak goes over has the comic panels in question. It's a little long so listening at 1.5x helps.
 
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