Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Carlos Thin]

How badly do you think Bob wants to give AOC a golden shower?

Probably very badly, because that’s all his dick is good for

 

[Koby_Fish]

Fatso is too scared to even type out the word "boob"? Truly the finest example of a properly evolved human being. Does he think mommy will yell at him if she catches him saying no-no words or something?

Boobjob
Blowjob
B___job
Not confusing idk what you mean.

TBH I had half a mind Bob was censoring "Blowjob" at first and was like WTF Nancy Reagan's no Monica Lewinsky

 

[Godzilla@1989]

My buddy’s nephew was watch Wall-E and when the fatasses in that ship came up, I had to make one with Bob because he’s exactly like them.

 

[JayHarrison]

While nowhere near as incendiary as his eugenics quote, I think this should be one that keeps coming up every time he politispergs or consooms.

Kyle Rittenhouse. "That was a year ago."
Jan 6. "That was a year ago."
Namedropping someone from the Escapist. "That was years ago."
Mario. "That was years ago."
Sonic movie. "A year ago!"
MCU. "Year ago (since anyone gave a shit)."
You get the idea.

Random Twitter user: [responds to Moviebob with a screengrab of Moviebob's own post(s)]

Moviebob: "I nevaa said that! Stop putting words in my mouth."

Same random Twitter user: "But they're your own words, Bob!"

Moviebob: "OK... but even if I actually said that, you aa taking it out of context."

Same random Twitter user: "No, Bob. This post of yours provides plenty of context by themselves."

Moviebob: "It was a joke."

Same random Twitter user: "How can it possibly be a joke? You've been spewing the same stupid, bilious sentiments toward your fellow men and women since 2016."

Moviebob: "You're not a person who actualy exists because nanny-nanny-boo-boo!"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm curious on how he'd handle that with a person he can't just do a "who are you?" response or ignore them tbh. It'd be funny since then after you let him chimp you can then go "by this logic you should be cancelled and gassed as a nazi and misogynist for the things you said a year ago"

I mean he had a chimpout when Peter Coffin responded to him.

 

[make_it_so]

I mean, he also rambled how SMB3 is a deep political thriller

Yes, I believe he tried to give some kind of strategic order of battle based on the Skyships and wooden tanks found on the boss levels, saying that this showed that Bowser was committing to a full out military assault on the Mushroom Kingdom...rather than, you know, they were included because Miyamoto thought it would make for cool and fun level design.

Salma is better looking, has better boobs, and is not by all accounts a vapid mexican woman who's popularity was forced upon us in the style of Limp Bizkit (unlike Limp Bizkit there was no real fun to be had from JLo) but that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk about the draft Bob making sure we understand just how horny he is.

Jesus Christ Bob, I like tits as much as the next guy, but this is just cringe.

And who are the nine people more vapid and smoothbrained than Bob that liked it?

I'm curious on how he'd handle that with a person he can't just do a "who are you?" response or ignore them tbh. It'd be funny since then after you let him chimp you can then go "by this logic you should be cancelled and gassed as a nazi and misogynist for the things you said a year ago"

Bob would go crying to Twitter moderators about targeted harassment.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Random Twitter user: [responds to Moviebob with a screengrab of Moviebob's own post(s)]

Moviebob: "I nevaa said that! Stop putting words in my mouth."

Same random Twitter user: "But they're your own words, Bob!"

Moviebob: "OK... but even if I actually said that, you aa taking it out of context."

Same random Twitter user: "No, Bob. This post of yours provides plenty of context by themselves."

Moviebob: "It was a joke."

Same random Twitter user: "How can it possibly be a joke? You've been spewing the same stupid, bilious sentiments toward your fellow mmen and women since 2016."

Moviebob: "You're not a person who actualy exists because nanny-nanny-boo-boo!"

Reminds me of WingsofRedemption. Wings will say stupid/heinous shit, get push back for it, and then come up with excuse after excuse about why he shouldn't be criticized for vocalizing his retardation. Much like Wings, Bob is also 450 pounds.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The following was both liked and retweeted by Bob himself
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Who is this and why is it relevant? The tweeter is one Christian Russell Fletcher, better known as simpler moniker Russ Pitts
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Now for a little history lesson for newer members to the Church of Bob. Russ was Bob's executive producer when he was at the Escapist the first time. Russ is the reason Bob got a second chance at the Escapist, primarily to piss off people iirc. In February of 2019 Russ committed the unforgivable sin of writing about the great autism war known as #GamerGate without interviewing the person most affected by it, Zoe Quinn. She flipped a bitch because she wasn't the center off attention and Russ, iirc I'm trying to search through three different threads to find a quote that I don't know got rightfully captured, told her to get over herself. This went as well as you can imagine and Russ being a Brian Posehn knock off fully cucked out and not only went dfe he did shit like kicked himself out of his charity that he founded. This is all really bad and cringe that an actual man would bow this hard to Zoe Quin in 2019. Thankfully all men have bros and Russ's bro was a Bostonian named Bob Chipman. Bob claimed to have been actual friends with Russ, even having him over for dinner which is quite an accomplishment for someone you know online. Bob repaid that friendship, the same friend that helped get his shit vids together and got him his old job back after being shit canned for being a shit employee, by throwing him under the fucking buss almost instantly and then made it about himself. He even went on a lesser brother style tirade about how no one cares about him, proving that lesser brother can't even bitch as well as his superior brother. Since that fateful and stupid day almost three years ago I don't remember ever seeing Russ pop up on Bob's feed until today. Maybe bob's willing to burry the hatchet if it means his cuck friend can get him a steady paying gig again? I believe Bob's repugnant enough to try such an angle. Hopefully Russ now knows that after the Lindsay episode that Bob is persona non grata and he doesn't have to give him the time of day. But...a cuck is a cuck for a reason so who knows?

Doing this I was reminded of one of my favorite things Bob has ever written, "The so-called "Gamergate" fiasco".

A Smaller Picture – MOVIEBOB CENTRAL

archived 9 Feb 2019 00:38:39 UTC

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That whole paragraph is one sentence. The whole thing is worth a looksee for those interested in how Bob's self centered mind works. He even claims to be in therapy during this time. We also know that he thinks he's smarter than actual professionals and will sabotage his own treatment.

What happened with Russ is yet another reason why none of Bob's "mutuals" ever come to his aid. Not only does no one of substance like him, they cannot trust him.

I always love when Bob whines that none of his mutuals care when he gets assblasted on twitter.

Dude, you're at the bottom of the progressive stack. What do you want?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Nancy Reagan thing is about her blowjob skills, Robert censored "blow" not "boob", this comes up every so often when somebody rediscovers the story I'm not sure why Robert is shocked most people don't read Hollywood gossip autobiographies which is where the claim came from a few decades ago.

Bobby gives the most retarded take on Juicy Toilet ever: "No human being remembers him; let's go to brunch!"
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So Robert thinks it's okay to report fake hate crimes to the police? That's what he seems to be implying with "some cops hurt fee-fees" here.

Assange:
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Good to see Robert, ostensibly a media journalist, come out again against the freedom of the press.

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Glenn's point, which you obviously can't understand Robert, is that reversing the facts of the case shouldn't matter. You should support Assange because you support freedom of the press and don't support Donald Trump prosecuting journalists who cross him.

"Harpy" insults GramMadonna:
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Good job showing Nancy Reagan there with your insult of her looks from a photo that's like 40 years old! (She's dead, Bob!)

 

[bajagoogoo]

Fatso is too scared to even type out the word "boob"? Truly the finest example of a properly evolved human being. Does he think mommy will yell at him if she catches him saying no-no words or something?

Bob is scared that the wrong move will get his soapbox taken away from him.

His recent numbers went from comical to just plain sad. He averages over 2.5k tweets/month. This is a 43.3% increase from last month.

His need for validation and attention laid bare for all to see.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob is scared that the wrong move will get his soapbox taken away from him.

His recent numbers went from comical to just plain sad. He averages over 2.5k tweets/month. This is a 43.3% increase from last month.
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His need for validation and attention laid bare for all to see.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Holy shit, what a fucking loser! THIS is what having no friends looks like. HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The onward march of history:

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

What was with the late november drop?

 

[The Ugly One]

Glenn's point, which you obviously can't understand Robert, is that reversing the facts of the case shouldn't matter. You should support Assange because you support freedom of the press and don't support Donald Trump prosecuting journalists who cross him.

This is where Blobert is useful for his inability to stop saying the quiet part out loud. Increasingly, Millennial and younger lefties have no understanding of why universal rules are a good thing. You see this in a lot of these threads about psychotic, unsocialized libs. Their morality comes from children's entertainment, like comic books and video games, where it's okay to blow up buildings and kill waves and waves of your enemies as long as you have the Good Guy Squad symbol on your uniform.

They don't think through what abolishing due process, the freedom of the press, rule of law, free speech, etc, would actually mean, because they think the Good Guy Squad will just be empowered to bring the pain to the Alliance of Evil.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

This is where Blobert is useful for his inability to stop saying the quiet part out loud. Increasingly, Millennial and younger lefties have no understanding of why universal rules are a good thing. You see this in a lot of these threads about psychotic, unsocialized libs. Their morality comes from children's entertainment, like comic books and video games, where it's okay to blow up buildings and kill waves and waves of your enemies as long as you have the Good Guy Squad symbol on your uniform.

They don't think through what abolishing due process, the freedom of the press, rule of law, free speech, etc, would actually mean, because they think the Good Guy Squad will just be empowered to bring the pain to the Alliance of Evil.

But the good guys win in the end and wont ever lose power, allowing bad guys to become president. Thats not how the movies work!

Or is that the reason why we need to put the maga hat mayoghouls on barges and send them out to sea?

 

[glib]

What was with the late november drop?

I don't know but I got this out of it.

DEGREE IN THE FIELD
LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE
DECADE PLUS CAREER BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

What a fucking chad. That decade plus was well spent.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I don't know but I got this out of it.

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DEGREE IN THE FIELD
LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE
DECADE PLUS CAREER BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

What a fucking chad. That decade plus was well spent.

Man, if Bob called him child instead of cupcake, this tweet would have read just like Tomlinson.

 

[Koby_Fish]

But the good guys win in the end and wont ever lose power, allowing bad guys to become president. Thats not how the movies work!

Or is that the reason why we need to put the maga hat mayoghouls on barges and send them out to sea?

Well it's not like there's any amount of unclaimed land that he could have the mayoghoulen sent to as if there were desert isle Leper Colonies ready to take them. But no, Bob wants the mayoghoulen to float forever on the sea, like a Tarellian Plague ship in the Star Trek TNG episode 'Haven', where Bob hopes they'll eventually drown due to a storm sinking the barge, or maybe the Superior Chernese Navy would blow the barges out of the water, were they to stray too close to the Chinese coast, or they'd float too near Sentinel Island and get massacred by the uncontacted, belligerent Sentinelese. In Minecraft, of course.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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DEGREE IN THE FIELD

His degree is in Interactive Multimedia.

His MINOR was Film Studies. They don't write that shit on your degree.

 

[verymuchawful]

I don't know but I got this out of it.

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DEGREE IN THE FIELD
LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE
DECADE PLUS CAREER BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

What a fucking chad. That decade plus was well spent.

This is like that navy seal copypasta, but a lot more depressing.