Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TigerGoblin]

Ironheart:
1. Completely flopped in comics and in every media she was in
2. Pretty sure she flopped so hard there still is no video game adaptation for her (unlike other new gen heroes like Spider Gwen)
3. Already tries to replace the most popular MCU character
4. In a Disney minus minus show, no less. The channel still not accessible by most of the world and had very niche success with everything Marvel thus far.

And now to the list of all those things working against that, she is, according to Roberto supposed to replace one of the characters which audiences really LOVED in Black Panther in addition to the character she already can never replace but will try to which is RDJ Iron Man
And he thinks that is a good call?

Roberto, you thought the Brie Larson hate was hard, just wait till you try to pull that one off. Most of those raving against Brie Larson are ither cows like The Quartering. But for this kind of stunt? The GA will hate it. Add this to the already "no Chadwick Boseman" and you get recipe for a huge flop. Bigger than Eternals.

But Blobberto gloats in this. And why? because she does not have the politics.

You want to see Bob explode? Have Feigie vote for Trump. He dies from a heart attack on the spot.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Roberto, you thought the Brie Larson hate was hard, just wait till you try to pull that one off. Most of those raving against Brie Larson are ither cows like The Quartering. But for this kind of stunt? The GA will hate it. Add this to the already "no Chadwick Boseman" and you get recipe for a huge flop. Bigger than Eternals.

Ok, serious MCU question: whose idea was it to make Shuri the next Black Panther? Did these people not watch their own movie? Remember, in the first movie they establish the following facts:
-The crown of Wakanda can be challenged for in single combat, without powers, tech, or anything else.
-M'Baku wants that crown.
-When they thought T'Challa was dead and they had only one dose of their super serum left, the main characters (Shuri among them) didn't even consider giving it to her. Instead, they went to recruit the guy they thought had the best chance of taking down Killmonger and replacing him, which was M'Baku.

See where I'm going with this? I doubt they were intending to do it, but they teed up a perfect successor in the first movie. Keep Shuri as the comic relief Q branch and let your story make sense JFC.

Also, who is Ironheart in the MCU? The succession between Steve and Sam/Bucky made sense, and even the Tony/Peter torch passing was somewhat logical. Unless I'm badly mistaken, Ironheart will have to be some complete rando who just so happens to stumble into Tony's secrets.

 

[The Valeyard]

Also, who is Ironheart in the MCU? The succession between Steve and Sam/Bucky made sense, and even the Tony/Peter torch passing was somewhat logical. Unless I'm badly mistaken, Ironheart will have to be some complete rando who just so happens to stumble into Tony's secrets.

Riri Williams didn't start out with a direct connection to Tony Stark in the comics either. She was a teenage genius who reverse-engineered the technology from one of Tony's old suits and built her own with stolen materials from around the M.I.T campus.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Ok, serious MCU question: whose idea was it to make Shuri the next Black Panther? Did these people not watch their own movie? Remember, in the first movie they establish the following facts:
-The crown of Wakanda can be challenged for in single combat, without powers, tech, or anything else.
-M'Baku wants that crown.
-When they thought T'Challa was dead and they had only one dose of their super serum left, the main characters (Shuri among them) didn't even consider giving it to her. Instead, they went to recruit the guy they thought had the best chance of taking down Killmonger and replacing him, which was M'Baku.

See where I'm going with this? I doubt they were intending to do it, but they teed up a perfect successor in the first movie. Keep Shuri as the comic relief Q branch and let your story make sense JFC.

Also, who is Ironheart in the MCU? The succession between Steve and Sam/Bucky made sense, and even the Tony/Peter torch passing was somewhat logical. Unless I'm badly mistaken, Ironheart will have to be some complete rando who just so happens to stumble into Tony's secrets.

There were stories in the comics where she took control of Wakanda, and they teased it in the first movie by having her raise her hand during the challenge phase but it was just for a joke. They probably decided if they couldn't get Chadwick they would be even more woke than before and have a woman take over the role, but then said woman turned out to not want to toe the line and they needed to get rid of her.

What could have been interesting was if Killmonger was still alive, they find some rule that means he's the only one capable of inheriting the crown and do a story where he learns to set aside his rage for charity work and realizes being an inspiration is more fulfilling than being violent. But that'd upset the BLM crowd so it'd never happen.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ok, serious MCU question: whose idea was it to make Shuri the next Black Panther? Did these people not watch their own movie? Remember, in the first movie they establish the following facts:
-The crown of Wakanda can be challenged for in single combat, without powers, tech, or anything else.
-M'Baku wants that crown.
-When they thought T'Challa was dead and they had only one dose of their super serum left, the main characters (Shuri among them) didn't even consider giving it to her. Instead, they went to recruit the guy they thought had the best chance of taking down Killmonger and replacing him, which was M'Baku.

See where I'm going with this? I doubt they were intending to do it, but they teed up a perfect successor in the first movie. Keep Shuri as the comic relief Q branch and let your story make sense JFC.

Also, who is Ironheart in the MCU? The succession between Steve and Sam/Bucky made sense, and even the Tony/Peter torch passing was somewhat logical. Unless I'm badly mistaken, Ironheart will have to be some complete rando who just so happens to stumble into Tony's secrets.

It comes from the comics, though Shuri was a much different character when that happened. She was more focused on ruling Wakanda than T'challa ever was. She also went to war against Atlantis, due to Namor fucking up Wakanda when he gained a part of the Phoenix force (the one from Xmen). Namor later got revenge by telling Thanos' Black Order that Wakanda had the infinity stones so that they would fuck up Wakanda.

Than the Black Panther movie happened and they made Shuri an ultra smart wunderkind who shot her brother into space and then took over, while having none of the hard line royal character that her previous incarnation had.

Also, Ironheart decided to base her superhero identity on Tony Stark, because, and I shit you not, her teacher wouldn't discriminate against her. And after badgering her teacher to discriminate against her, the teacher said Riri would never be Tony Stark, which was the genesis of Ironheart's superhero identity.

 

[zero-who]

Also, Ironheart decided to base her superhero identity on Tony Stark, because, and I shit you not, her teacher wouldn't discriminate against her. And after badgering her teacher to discriminate against her, the teacher said Riri would never be Tony Stark, which was the genesis of Ironheart's superhero identity.

It's even more ridiculous than it sounds if you read it (posting it for those who haven't):

Spoiler

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You want to see Bob explode? Have Feigie vote for Trump. He dies from a heart attack on the spot.

Bob would shit himself in anger if that happened. I bet he won't notice at first, because he would immediately go to write 20+ rage fueled, error filled, and completely incoherent Tweets about how Feigie personally betrayed him.

 

[make_it_so]

It's even more ridiculous than it sounds if you read it (posting it for those who haven't):

Spoiler

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It's amazing that you're immediately tempted to read this as a parody or a satire, but apparently the writer was being 100% serious.

 

[Positron]

Bobby gives the most retarded take on Juicy Toilet ever: "No human being remembers him; let's go to brunch!"




Of course people shows him The Bobby Of Christmas Past:

Everyone know Juicy Toilet was lying since Day One. Admit you are slow Bobby and take the L.

The disgrace of Juicy Toilet really inflames race-baiters.



Keep a watch on this thread because I feel he's going to erupt again soon.

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Bobby is more grown-up than Isiah 58:


Assange:


Ted Cruz?

Why should he wear a mask if the vaccine is protective?


I bet "car going vroom vroom costs more now" is indeed a more urgent problem than whatever Bobby means by "general concept of policy", which doubtless involves those "tall women" that he idolizes.

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Greenwald breaks some really really bad news (BioRxIv preprint)

If by stalking Greenwald Bobby would learn a little bit Science, it would at least have been worthwhile. But Bobby didn't.

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Fellating Kevin Feige; a day ends with -day.


Final remark on the unvaxed Panther:




Chris Pratt:


Bobby manages to find one more thing to hate about Sonic:


Gimme consoom! (Archive of Polygon article)


"Harpy" insults GramMadonna:



Fucking WUT?

Stupid virtue-signaling.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Goddamn how do you watch 10 fucking hours of Lord of the Rings. And come away thinking Isildur was a villian.

I mean I know the answer. But that made me very mad for a minute

I mean how do you come out and not understand that the ring cannot be destroyed by any living creature. Sam was blessed by the heavens for his only desire to be to pound some woman into the earth hard enough to make 14 kids and at the same time time that woman existed, but even he wouldn't have been able to destroy it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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"Harpy" insults GramMadonna:
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Neither of those 60-ish women would ever give Bob the time of day. At least Nancy Reagan has a family of normal-looking people she can point to as an accomplishment. All Bob has is an assortment of blobby, white trash alcoholics whose appearance could only be helped by the addition of copious amounts of fog.

Stupid virtue-signaling.
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I would assume a girl holding a rifle to be less of a dummy than a girl holding a pile of books, since firearms safety classes are an essential part of firearms certification. I also don't think that "books" and "guns" are mutually exclusive objects - you could definitely enjoy both as a hobby. This is just Bob taking another swipe at the MAGAHats because he has no imagination and can't think of any valid criticism to hit them with. I also don't recall seeing any bookshelves in Bobby's basement apartment. Not that there's room for any, what with all the Pabst Blue Ribbon cans taking up all of the available space....

 

[make_it_so]

I bet "car going vroom vroom costs more now" is indeed a more urgent problem than whatever Bobby means by "general concept of policy", which doubtless involves those "tall women" that he idolizes.

Bobby is a worthless parasite that expects to constantly get from society but never put in, so of course he's not moved by all those things that affect actual functioning adults.

 

[glib]

Bobby is a worthless parasite that expects to constantly get from society but never put in, so of course he's not moved by all those things that affect actual functioning adults.

What does Bob need gasoline for? Where's he gotta go?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The Mario worshipper says Sonic isn't a strong character. Houston, my sides have just achieved orbit.

 

[make_it_so]

What does Bob need gasoline for? Where's he gotta go?

A small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person doesn't go from the drive-thru itself, friendo.

 

[glib]

A small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person doesn't go from the drive-thru itself, friendo.

Wrong, he can order a Boston Dynamics robot powered by solar cells to deliver his mcdonalds via cell phone app. Its called the future we deserve to have if it weren't for you trump scum that insisted on walking places, and eating healthy. You're the reason we don't have universal healthcare and jetpacks.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Bob wants Ted Cruz to get a golden shower because he isn't wearing a mask. Because pissing on someone is well known to be so healthy and hygienic. So... got any words for AOC being walked into a gala by her servants... not wearing a mask?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob wants Ted Cruz to get a golden shower because he isn't wearing a mask. Because pissing on someone is well known to be so healthy and hygienic. So... got any words for AOC being walked into a gala by her servants... not wearing a mask?

How badly do you think Bob wants to give AOC a golden shower?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

How badly do you think Bob wants to give AOC a golden shower?

Any woman who gave him attention at this point would get his complete and utter devotion

 

[Flexo]

"Limousine for people who worked for a living" The fuggin rose tinted glasses in this post. Never complain about gas guzzling SUVs ever.

Amy, I still haven't figured out what his real name is, Bollmer is an ex-Gamestop employee troon with Peter Pan syndrome who's ham beast actual woman wife pushed him into wearing a dress. He is one of the last people I ever wanna hear talk about what used to be fun.

Kevin is an #ActuallyAutistic is a let's player who's number one video is 15 years old and is the prologue to the Game Boy Advance game Golden Sun and whom I can almost quote asking one Bob "TheMoviebob" Chipman if Bob wanted him to flag some guy's tweets. The fact that lesser brother looked at this tweet and considered that only being known as the refuse that his parents conjured after making Bob is actually a good thing "in this circle" (meaning his terminally online is now inoperable) is just so utterly pathetic that I don't even know where to begin. Kevin's inadvertent jab has the most interactions of all the responses.
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People know lesser brother as being the lesser brother of Bob Chipman more than anything else.

I swear your carnival side show of Bobby's orbiters is a more entertaining show than anything on Disney+ OR Netflix.