Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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But the good guys win in the end and wont ever lose power, allowing bad guys to become president. Thats not how the movies work!

Or is that the reason why we need to put the maga hat mayoghouls on barges and send them out to sea?
Well, once we agree that MAGA mayoghouls need to be put on barges and send out to sea, The Good Guy Squad will make sure that nobody is falsely accused of being a MAGA mayoghoul, and once they have the power to sort out their political enemies and murder them, they definitely won't misuse it. After all, they're the Good Guy Squad. That means they only kill bad guys.
 
What was with the late november drop?
Lindsay Ellis.
Not only did the Lindsay incident cause him to lose about 1500 Twitter followers within a week, it's also what caused the end of any upward momentum in his Patreon, returning him to his slow declining state. I'm no fan of Hot Dog Chick, but we can at least thank her for hurting Bob in so many ways. There are probably many who deserve to suffer more than him, but Bob remains a particular brand of loathsome that makes it impossible to feel sorry for him when he's in pain, especially since you know he wouldn't reciprocate for a mayo ghoul.
 
Not only did the Lindsay incident cause him to lose about 1500 Twitter followers within a week, it's also what caused the end of any upward momentum in his Patreon, returning him to his slow declining state. I'm no fan of Hot Dog Chick, but we can at least thank her for hurting Bob in so many ways. There are probably many who deserve to suffer more than him, but Bob remains a particular brand of loathsome that makes it impossible to feel sorry for him when he's in pain, especially since you know he wouldn't reciprocate for a mayo ghoul.
Not only that, he's in complete fucking denial about why Lindsay softcockblocked him. He can't imagine that Hotdog Abortion would not support the Wasteland Mayoghoulen Solution that Bob thinks is necessary in order to bring about the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah ™️ . His futile attempt to squash criticism of Lindsay or even forbid others from discussing the situation speaks to his hopeless optimism that eventually, M'lady will come around, or at least forgive him for his impertinence, once she sees (but HOW, if she's got him blocked?! Maybe he's hoping one of his mutuals with her will let her know somehow?) that he's still White Knighting the fuck out of her, despite her nuking him and his ego and hopes and dreams from orbit, and that this means that he is her True and Honest Friend and thus deserves that crumb of pussy that he earned.
 
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Bob once again tries to be the knowitall cool older guy. 10 bucks says he just found out about some Nancy Reagan boobjob the other day too. This is the first I've heard about it, but I really don't give a shit either way.

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Nancy Reagan got boobjobs when she was young. So what? She wasn't pretending to be a sex vixen at 63. Seriously this is just nauseating: you'd imagine how someone'd hump Madonna and crush her pelvis.

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Not confusing idk what you mean.
Bobby stans for Madonna because she still owes him a b___job.
 
Had to look her up, not shocked to see she has her own thread.

Why was he simping over her, she isn't even cute. No wait, let me guess: that picture he took with her is the closest he's gotten to a woman that wasn't his mother.
Not quite. Lindsay fucked her way onto the TGWTG channel, so Bob, as someone with his own YouTube channel, and a Twitter account, and a blue checkmark on both, thought Lindsay would certainly take his hot dog to her face.
 
Not only did the Lindsay incident cause him to lose about 1500 Twitter followers within a week, it's also what caused the end of any upward momentum in his Patreon, returning him to his slow declining state. I'm no fan of Hot Dog Chick, but we can at least thank her for hurting Bob in so many ways. There are probably many who deserve to suffer more than him, but Bob remains a particular brand of loathsome that makes it impossible to feel sorry for him when he's in pain, especially since you know he wouldn't reciprocate for a mayo ghoul.

And the great thing is you know Bob is still fuming about it.

Bob holds a grudge like nobody's business. This is just one grudge that he knows he can't pursue

He'll pretend that he "got what he deserved", but he made his true feelings clear when he said that he felt gaslit by her. He can't take that back.
 
The political persecution about the Jan 6 continues, this time not a mayo ghoul -- but Bobby doesn't spare his spite:
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"The Democrats should have "won" the public narrative war on COVID", and the Department of Justice is a tool for persecuting those who voted a "hissy fit president":
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Some rando attempts an analysis of the "behavior of Donald Trump’s base throughout the viral pandemic", focused on caste (sic). It's Moby Dick-length so explore at your own leisure (or not). Conclusion: "Bam! When I said 'caste' I really mean 'white supremacy'!"
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Bobby: Small business owners who objects to the Dem's handouts are the equivalent of slave owners.
MOS: Almost ALL business owners would have been slave owners if they got their way.
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The chains of tornados that hit the Midwest, causing at least 50 deaths, have brought the ghouls in the open. This time, surprisingly, Bobby takes the high road.
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The reason Bobby refrains from schadenfreude this time? The tornados did not just affect mayo ghouls.
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Had we voted Hillary Rodham, Amazon would have Black Panther alloys now.

ACLU has decided that Julian Assange does not deserve freedom:
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(Greenwald's substack)

Chu-chu seems to have a lot to say about NFT.
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Bobby's Angels. Bimbo Politics got a new avie:
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He reveals he has no ethics:
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Learn Comparative Religious Studies through Marvel:
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"Marvel Christianity":
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Kevin Feige throws a hissy fit at the Oscars (Article from The Direct); Bobby in turn throws a hissy fit at "Film Twitter":
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Someone presumably from the famed "Film Twitter" replies:
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The poster of Whor dropped.
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More about that Black Panther actress who refused to be violated by a phallus-shaped object:
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Yup. If you refuse the jab you might as well be Stormfront.

Stinkface Larson:
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Cinema viewership has been declining. Let's here it from our esteemed market analyst.
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Welp. Guess cinemagoers have to suffer bad CGI for some time.

Bobby's small pond of "critics" announce their verdict.
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Bobby's Angels. A movie geared towards troons have a villain who isn't transphobic!
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His degree is in Interactive Multimedia.

His MINOR was Film Studies. They don't write that shit on your degree.
Did he ever get his degree? I thought I remembered from the EZPZ video on him that Bob said he was thinking about going back to school to finish his education. Is that my own head canon and I forgot? I can't look up the vid right now.

Even if he did get it, it's from a community college. Nothing wrong with that but combine his shit studies with his shit grades and shit work ethic he might as well be gloating about getting a math degree from Evergreen.
 
Ah yes abortion spergery, potent thread derailing second only to circumcision discourse in it's pure autism. I think it's one of those things that have suffered most from being hyper politicized. If it was just about freedom of choice and health I think most people would at least begrudgingly allow for it. But as things go its gotten to be more of a battle ground for conservatives and leftists to try and give each other a black eye over.

Did he ever get his degree? I thought I remembered from the EZPZ video on him that Bob said he was thinking about going back to school to finish his education. Is that my own head canon and I forgot? I can't look up the vid right now.

Even if he did get it, it's from a community college. Nothing wrong with that but combine his shit studies with his shit grades and shit work ethic he might as well be gloating about getting a math degree from Evergreen.
I was under the impression he went to a community college and just got an associates degree.

:edited to remove some draft shit that I never got around to responding.
 
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"The Democrats should have "won" the public narrative war on COVID", and the Department of Justice is a tool for persecuting those who voted a "hissy fit president":
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Sorry, Bob, but Joe Biden is the textbook definition of what a "hissyfit elected official" looks like.



Some rando attempts an analysis of the "behavior of Donald Trump’s base throughout the viral pandemic", focused on caste (sic). It's Moby Dick-length so explore at your own leisure (or not). Conclusion: "Bam! When I said 'caste' I really mean 'white supremacy'!"
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Fuck off, Bob!



Bobby: Small business owners who objects to the Dem's handouts are the equivalent of slave owners.
MOS: Almost ALL business owners would have been slave owners if they got their way.
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Note to small-business owners: Moviebob is not your friend. Sure, he'll eat you out of business, but he is not your friend.



The chains of tornados that hit the Midwest, causing at least 50 deaths, have brought the ghouls in the open. This time, surprisingly, Bobby takes the high road.
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Gonna skip Moviebob here and go with a response to the two images posted at the top here: Tornadoes in the Midwest are a direct result from geography; Clinate Change™ has nothing to do with it.



The reason Bobby refrains from schadenfreude this time? The tornados did not just affect mayo ghouls.
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Had we voted Hillary Rodham, Amazon would have Black Panther alloys now.
Better yet, Bob would have been able to buy lunar grains.



ACLU has decided that Julian Assange does not deserve freedom:
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Moviebob's still pissed about Julian Assange exposing Madame Führer Hillary again. What else is new?



Cinema viewership has been declining. Let's here it from our esteemed market analyst.
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And I should be upset about cinema viewership's decline... why, exactly?



Yep. Moviebob is sure proud to be the Boston Online Film Critics Association's single most embarrassing member, as he was with The Escapist... and with ScrewAttack... and with Geek.com...
 
Moviebob trying to talk about how Thor is some wacky character, in the comics Thor talks in ye olde fake English, and even gets fancier fonts and is very rarely a comedic character. While Norse myth has some comical stories, its still ends with all the gods dying brutally either for nothing, or to save just two people (depends which versions you read). Norse myth is fucking bleak.

Also, Bob said that Marvel's Christianity has no godhead, is just factually wrong. There is a character called The One Above All, who is basically the Abrahamic God. In the lead up to the absolute abortion that was Spiderman: One More Day, he even visited Peter Parker to try and comfort him about his dying aunt, and to try and convince Peter to let her go.
 
The reason Bobby refrains from schadenfreude this time? The tornados did not just affect mayo ghouls.
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Had we voted Hillary Rodham, Amazon would have Black Panther alloys now.
Bob, who's only real job was a short stint at a movie rental shop, thinks people should be sent home and businesses should shut down at the first sign of inclement weather. What happened was not a hurricane that we can watch and have almost 2weeks of advanced warning. It was thunderstorms that grew in intensity and tragically became tornadoes. We still don't fully know what specific triggers it takes for a tornado to form, meaning we can't tell exactly when one forms and how big it's gonna be by licking our finger and sticking it in the air. Can Boston even get tornadoes? Does Bob not understand part of the terror from tornadoes is how they can just magically appear and then vanish like it never existed?

Since Bob hasn't worked a real job in over 20 years he may also not know that all businesses, or at least a business of of certain size, are supposed to have storm shelters, at least in the Midwest they do. In a warehouse it's typically the restrooms. It's not guaranteed safety but it's better that being in the middle of a giant steel and concrete box.

The thing that gets me is Bob trying to be smart and once again proving he knows nothing of the real world. Ok tubby, you are now the president of this warehouse. Storm's rolling in and now it's a tornado. Are you really gonna shut down an entire warehouse and send people home? You know have a parking lot full of panicky people either in their cars or in the process of getting to their cars. You have now killed everyone you sent out into the storm instead of sending them to the designated shelters which I can guarantee that they've drilled on.

His lack of a grip on reality is amazing but not surprising.
 
Ah yes abortion spergery, potent thread derailing second only to circumcision discourse in it's pure autism. I think it's one of those things that have suffered most from being hyper politicized. If it was just about freedom of choice and health I think most people would at least begrudgingly allow for it. But as things go its gotten to be more of a battle ground for conservatives and leftists to try and give each other a black eye over.
There are two problems with the argument that if abortions were kept "safe, legal and rare" then everyone would shut up about them.
1) Pro-lifers won't accept that. The only answer to the question "what should the law on abortion be?" that religious conservatives (in other words, the vast majority of the people who are involved in the pro-life movement) will ever accept is "a complete ban on abortion from the moment of conception, with the only exception being where it's to save the mother's life" - basically the American version of the Eighth Amendment in Ireland. "Safe, legal and rare" is not that and so any attempt to offer it as a compromise won't win over pro-lifers.
2) "Safe and legal" is not "rare". If Roe was meant to minimise the abortion rate and keep abortion "rare", then it failed. Roe paved the way for abortion on demand, increased abortion rates, and led to thousands of abortion clinics being opened in poor areas. Without Roe there would be no activists taking abortion pills outside of the Supreme Court, and there would be no Salute to Abortion on Netflix. Roe was an attempt to offer that compromise, and it failed miserably.
 
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