Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob once again tries to be the knowitall cool older guy. 10 bucks says he just found out about some Nancy Reagan boobjob the other day too. This is the first I've heard about it, but I really don't give a shit either way.

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Fatso is too scared to even type out the word "boob"? Truly the finest example of a properly evolved human being. Does he think mommy will yell at him if she catches him saying no-no words or something?
 
Fatso is too scared to even type out the word "boob"? Truly the finest example of a properly evolved human being. Does he think mommy will yell at him if she catches him saying no-no words or something?
Remember, his stated reason is that it's funny like when you hear the censor noise on Jerry Springer. The fact that you don't get the humor, well that just speaks volumes about you FRENDO!
Boobjob
Blowjob
B___job
Not confusing idk what you mean.
Buttjob
 
Why is Bob so openly horny as of late? I couldn't imagine 2014-2016 Bob doing this openly, it would be "objectification". Is it because Anita Sarkeesian isn't as prominent now as she was then? Bob's new tranny twitter overlords are much more openly sexual.

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(I would choose Salma Hayek btw)
 
Owls pops up to do what he do. I gotta ask, is "redhat" gonna be the new "brownshirt"?
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"heh gottem" Owls thought to himself. He paused from his dunking on nazis and set his eyes on the eastern horizon. He longed for the day that he would hear that heavenly trumpet call, to see the sky split open, to have the Lord of Lynn come riding on the clouds, shinning like the sun, and his time here on this planet filled with bigots would finally draw to a close. Owls sighed and went back to reddit to see if anyone had made ground on the jetpack Hoveround idea he asked about.

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Why is Bob so openly horny as of late? I couldn't imagine 2014-2016 Bob doing this openly, it would be "objectification". Is it because Anita Sarkeesian isn't as prominent now as she was then? Bob's new tranny twitter overlords are much more openly sexual.

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(I would choose Salma Hayek btw)
Salma is better looking, has better boobs, and is not by all accounts a vapid mexican woman who's popularity was forced upon us in the style of Limp Bizkit (unlike Limp Bizkit there was no real fun to be had from JLo) but that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk about the draft Bob making sure we understand just how horny he is.
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Fatso is too scared to even type out the word "boob"? Truly the finest example of a properly evolved human being. Does he think mommy will yell at him if she catches him saying no-no words or something?
Now that you say that, didn't Bob have no problems with using twitter profanity before he moved back home to mommy?
 
Boob.

He censored boob.

Robert you spastic motherfucking microdicked goatblowing tardraging piece of shit with a fucking terminal case of resting autist face, that's not even obscene. Your thirst posts show tons of non-nipple tit but the word is a line too far? Does other calculator display cussing like 7734 also still make you giggle?
 
The following was both liked and retweeted by Bob himself
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Who is this and why is it relevant? The tweeter is one Christian Russell Fletcher, better known as simpler moniker Russ Pitts
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Now for a little history lesson for newer members to the Church of Bob. Russ was Bob's executive producer when he was at the Escapist the first time. Russ is the reason Bob got a second chance at the Escapist, primarily to piss off people iirc. In February of 2019 Russ committed the unforgivable sin of writing about the great autism war known as #GamerGate without interviewing the person most affected by it, Zoe Quinn. She flipped a bitch because she wasn't the center off attention and Russ, iirc I'm trying to search through three different threads to find a quote that I don't know got rightfully captured, told her to get over herself. This went as well as you can imagine and Russ being a Brian Posehn knock off fully cucked out and not only went dfe he did shit like kicked himself out of his charity that he founded. This is all really bad and cringe that an actual man would bow this hard to Zoe Quin in 2019. Thankfully all men have bros and Russ's bro was a Bostonian named Bob Chipman. Bob claimed to have been actual friends with Russ, even having him over for dinner which is quite an accomplishment for someone you know online. Bob repaid that friendship, the same friend that helped get his shit vids together and got him his old job back after being shit canned for being a shit employee, by throwing him under the fucking buss almost instantly and then made it about himself. He even went on a lesser brother style tirade about how no one cares about him, proving that lesser brother can't even bitch as well as his superior brother. Since that fateful and stupid day almost three years ago I don't remember ever seeing Russ pop up on Bob's feed until today. Maybe bob's willing to burry the hatchet if it means his cuck friend can get him a steady paying gig again? I believe Bob's repugnant enough to try such an angle. Hopefully Russ now knows that after the Lindsay episode that Bob is persona non grata and he doesn't have to give him the time of day. But...a cuck is a cuck for a reason so who knows?

Doing this I was reminded of one of my favorite things Bob has ever written, "The so-called "Gamergate" fiasco".
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That whole paragraph is one sentence. The whole thing is worth a looksee for those interested in how Bob's self centered mind works. He even claims to be in therapy during this time. We also know that he thinks he's smarter than actual professionals and will sabotage his own treatment.

What happened with Russ is yet another reason why none of Bob's "mutuals" ever come to his aid. Not only does no one of substance like him, they cannot trust him.
 
It comes from the mind of a broken person who thinks that this is how likeable heroes act. That's just the genesis of Riri Williams. From what I remember she steals a suit of armor from Tony Stark to become Lionheart and grows more into a sociopathic cunt who rids her self of whatever gets in her way of being better than Tony Stark. That might be interesting if it wasn't that the comic always shows her doing this in a positive light and she's always the hero. I don't know if a gay man or a man who's never spent time with women outside of a gender studies class/protest wrote this but they have no idea what makes a woman so they just go and make Riri stronk. This makes Bob, who also has no idea of the intricacies of a woman and laughably never read the comic, arf and jerk off.

I think this might be a nice break down of the character. The book ya boi Zak goes over has the comic panels in question. It's a little long so listening at 1.5x helps.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: when insane people write fiction, they end up making heroes who are actually villains.

Chris and his Sonichu pals are supposed to be the lovable heroes going on adventures. But they beat up retarded people who've been brainwashed, they torture people for making comics they don't like, they run an authoritarian police state and Chris himself uses a power that curses you to a horrible life of pain and suffering as his main attack.

Empress Theresa is a good christian girl who will only use her godlike powers for good. But she immediately uses them to stalk and harass people that get in her way, intimidate all the world governments and fuck up the planet to the point that night and winter are gone and the north and south poles are constantly exploding.

Admiral Holdo is this great rebel alliance leader who Princess Leia trusts and loves unconditionally. But she's condescending, rude, refuses to share critically important details of her plan with her crew, refuses to cooperate or communicate with anyone, and by the end her brilliant plan she had to stick to no matter what ends up killing all but 15 people on board the ship, leading to the bad guys absolutely destroying the rebel base and leading to her death so they could destroy exactly one battleship.

and lest we forget, Bob made the least creative example of this of all: His pitch for a reversed Terminator where the soulless, mindless killer stalker robot is the hero and Kyle Reese is the villain. The only difference being that instead of nuking the humans, the robots have established an ostensibly perfect society except for the people who live in miserable, abject poverty. Somehow, the guy fighting for a better future for the people he loves and cares about is the bad guy and the machine hunting him down to preserve their esoteric 1% paradise is the one we need to root for.
 
Empress Theresa is a good christian girl who will only use her godlike powers for good. But she immediately uses them to stalk and harass people that get in her way, intimidate all the world governments and fuck up the planet to the point that night and winter are gone and the north and south poles are constantly exploding.
I completely forgot that Empress Theresa was even a thing until you mentioned it and I own the book. In my defense I cannot make it past chapter 2 no matter how many tries I make so it both has and hasn't left a lasting impression on me.
 
Since that fateful and stupid day almost three years ago I don't remember ever seeing Russ pop up on Bob's feed until today. Maybe bob's willing to burry the hatchet if it means his cuck friend can get him a steady paying gig again?
> cuck

Damn you for tricking me into picturing that. (I mean, have you seen his wife?)
 
I would assume a girl holding a rifle to be less of a dummy than a girl holding a pile of books, since firearms safety classes are an essential part of firearms certification. I also don't think that "books" and "guns" are mutually exclusive objects - you could definitely enjoy both as a hobby. This is just Bob taking another swipe at the MAGAHats because he has no imagination and can't think of any valid criticism to hit them with. I also don't recall seeing any bookshelves in Bobby's basement apartment. Not that there's room for any, what with all the Pabst Blue Ribbon cans taking up all of the available space....
When it comes to books vs guns, Blobert strikes me as a "neither-nor" kind of guy.
 
The following was both liked and retweeted by Bob himself
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Who is this and why is it relevant? The tweeter is one Christian Russell Fletcher, better known as simpler moniker Russ Pitts
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Now for a little history lesson for newer members to the Church of Bob. Russ was Bob's executive producer when he was at the Escapist the first time. Russ is the reason Bob got a second chance at the Escapist, primarily to piss off people iirc. In February of 2019 Russ committed the unforgivable sin of writing about the great autism war known as #GamerGate without interviewing the person most affected by it, Zoe Quinn. She flipped a bitch because she wasn't the center off attention and Russ, iirc I'm trying to search through three different threads to find a quote that I don't know got rightfully captured, told her to get over herself. This went as well as you can imagine and Russ being a Brian Posehn knock off fully cucked out and not only went dfe he did shit like kicked himself out of his charity that he founded. This is all really bad and cringe that an actual man would bow this hard to Zoe Quin in 2019. Thankfully all men have bros and Russ's bro was a Bostonian named Bob Chipman. Bob claimed to have been actual friends with Russ, even having him over for dinner which is quite an accomplishment for someone you know online. Bob repaid that friendship, the same friend that helped get his shit vids together and got him his old job back after being shit canned for being a shit employee, by throwing him under the fucking buss almost instantly and then made it about himself. He even went on a lesser brother style tirade about how no one cares about him, proving that lesser brother can't even bitch as well as his superior brother. Since that fateful and stupid day almost three years ago I don't remember ever seeing Russ pop up on Bob's feed until today. Maybe bob's willing to burry the hatchet if it means his cuck friend can get him a steady paying gig again? I believe Bob's repugnant enough to try such an angle. Hopefully Russ now knows that after the Lindsay episode that Bob is persona non grata and he doesn't have to give him the time of day. But...a cuck is a cuck for a reason so who knows?

Doing this I was reminded of one of my favorite things Bob has ever written, "The so-called "Gamergate" fiasco".
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That whole paragraph is one sentence. The whole thing is worth a looksee for those interested in how Bob's self centered mind works. He even claims to be in therapy during this time. We also know that he thinks he's smarter than actual professionals and will sabotage his own treatment.

What happened with Russ is yet another reason why none of Bob's "mutuals" ever come to his aid. Not only does no one of substance like him, they cannot trust him.
Those tornados pretty much hit my "backyard" in that my hometown is in that area. I literally have first hand pictures of the devastation.

If I see Bob utter a dumbass take I may seriously start the robot jihad.

But he might actually behave since he has family in Louisville.
 
Bobby gives the most retarded take on Juicy Toilet ever: "No human being remembers him; let's go to brunch!"
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While nowhere near as incendiary as his eugenics quote, I think this should be one that keeps coming up every time he politispergs or consooms.

Kyle Rittenhouse. "That was a year ago."
Jan 6. "That was a year ago."
Namedropping someone from the Escapist. "That was years ago."
Mario. "That was years ago."
Sonic movie. "A year ago!"
MCU. "Year ago (since anyone gave a shit)."
You get the idea.
 
While nowhere near as incendiary as his eugenics quote, I think this should be one that keeps coming up every time he politispergs or consooms.

Kyle Rittenhouse. "That was a year ago."
Jan 6. "That was a year ago."
Namedropping someone from the Escapist. "That was years ago."
Mario. "That was years ago."
Sonic movie. "A year ago!"
MCU. "Year ago (since anyone gave a shit)."
You get the idea.
I'm curious on how he'd handle that with a person he can't just do a "who are you?" response or ignore them tbh. It'd be funny since then after you let him chimp you can then go "by this logic you should be cancelled and gassed as a nazi and misogynist for the things you said a year ago"
 
Why is Bob so openly horny as of late? I couldn't imagine 2014-2016 Bob doing this openly, it would be "objectification". Is it because Anita Sarkeesian isn't as prominent now as she was then? Bob's new tranny twitter overlords are much more openly sexual.

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(I would choose Salma Hayek btw)
Well he's nearly 41 and hasn't been touched by a woman in over a decade, if at all. He can no longer pretend he and Lindsay were ever going to be a thing, and he has no other prospects. And at his age and with his conditions, he likely can't get it up long enough to relieve himself, so he's getting more and more frustrated.

Maybe that's why he's more into trannies now. He wants someone who can stick something up his ass because it's the only avenue he has left.
 
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