Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Fox G. Green vs. Eugenics Bob (Archive of New Yorker article, about how something something is RACIST!!!)
Bobby's response is typical, with a slight twist that he somehow thinks Peter "Mayo" Coffin is behind this:
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Robert is such a pussy. At least once a week he endorses eugenics. Sure, he's only got a handful of tweets where he outright says this, but he has thousands of tweets where he supports the concept. And his grasp of "eugenics" is much like his grasp of everything else, not great, because he often seems to think that Republicans/Trump supporters are genetically predisposed to such political views.

His only honest tweet on the subject is the one about the Nazis giving it a bad name. It was an incredibly popular idea among the previous turn of the century Progressives. The Supreme Court of the era endorsed it because "three generations of imbeciles is enough" which could be a Robert tweet if it was written more poorly. He should just proclaim himself a bold THINKER and defend his ideas.

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Bobby's "industry" is full of retards, and he himself hardly helps matters.

I wonder what he thinks his "industry" is here.

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Meanwhile, the true and honest Peter Coffin is setting the record straight for some Viet slut who hates America but loves white cock. (The tweet that Coffin takes umbrage at)
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First of all, Vietnam's communism is a lot like China's nowdays, it barely exists especially for foreign corporations. Ho Chi Minh rather famously admitted he wouldn't have been a Communist if the Americans had supported him. Ho was a nationalist first, also he died in 1969 well before Vietnam won the war and enacted most of its later Communism.

Second of all, I'm pretty sure that Nine Inch Nails album is a critique of a "facist fudamentalist Christian take over of the US" considering it was targeted at the then in power Bush Administration.

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What "people with actual journalist/politics background" have left Fox News recently? Chris Wallace hopped over to CNN+ because they gave him a shitload of money. I don't recall any other big names who have moved in recent years, especially not to CNN/MSNBC. Most have moved to the more far-right/pro-Trump networks of Newsmax and OANN.

And why would any of them bail because of a defamation lawsuit against the company? They aren't personally liable for anything and leaving the company wouldn't protect them if they were. And Dominion isn't asking for enough money to actually harm News Corp even if they somehow win.

Actually, if anything, this lawsuit would be a good thing for "actual journalist/politics background" people because it could encourage a change in Fox News corporate policy to favor those things over political polemics that they're accused of by supporting the 2020 fraud narrative and "white-supremacist shit" as Robert eloquently puts it.

 

[Lensherr]

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Remember when Moviebob said that his summer, his Halloween, and his ability to enjoy life itself were stolen by Donald Trump? Donny didn't steal those things from a legitimate human being; they were stolen from a sentient piece of chicken whale shit that somehow had taken human form.

There's literally zero evidence that the heavy-handed COVID measures that have been taken by state governments have done anything to stop the spread of the virus. Don't believe me? Look at the number of cases over time graphed in states that are in close proximity to each other. For example, you'll see that North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, and Iowa all have similar curves despite different policies enacted in each state. So the burden of proof is on Bob and other proponents of these restrictions to show that they have made a measurable difference in curbing the spread of the virus with all other factors disregarded.

Also saw No Way Home, and basically Andrew Garfield in Sam Raimis Universe is the way forward for Sony.

I haven't seen NWH (and probably won't) but seeing people in my Twitter timeline praising Garfield and knowing that Bob is probably seething about it puts a smile on my face. Dude's a talented actor, and he really got fucked over by the scripts of the Spider-Man movies he was in (I'd recommend checking out the work he's done in films like Silence and Hacksaw Ridge to see what I'm talking about).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There's literally zero evidence that the heavy-handed COVID measures that have been taken by state governments have done anything to stop the spread of the virus. Don't believe me? Look at the number of cases over time graphed in states that are in close proximity to each other. For example, you'll see that North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, and Iowa all have similar curves despite different policies enacted in each state. So the burden of proof is on Bob and other proponents of these restrictions to show that they have made a measurable difference in curbing the spread of the virus with all other factors disregarded.

I haven't seen NWH (and probably won't) but seeing people in my Twitter timeline praising Garfield and knowing that Bob is probably seething about it puts a smile on my face. Dude's a talented actor, and he really got fucked over by the scripts of the Spider-Man movies he was in (I'd recommend checking out the work he's done in films like Silence and Hacksaw Ridge to see what I'm talking about).

Bob seems to hate the Amazing films based solely on Andrew Garfield's version of the character. It was not Garfield's fault. He tried, he really did. The reason he got fucked is by the shitting scripts.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

We already have solar powered homes, wristwatch tvs, and amazing sports but Bob is to much of a mouthbreathing retard to acknowledge how far modern society has come just because he can't live on Mars. The tough guy routine is hilarious though, I'm sure people are shaking in their boots because moviebob chipman called them out.

 

[BScCollateral]

Getting more classic or "hard" sci-fi films would be great, but I worry that any attempt to turn it into a new trend would just mean dumbing stuff down for the lowest common denominator.

Always a danger, and disappointment is always on the table. Still, this is "Villeneuve signs up for Rendezvous With Rama" and not "JJ Abrams signs up for Rendezvous With Rama."

 

[Positron]

Please donate generously to help Chris pay for his autistic children’s medical care…and his own pointless toys, concerts, and drinking alcohol “hobby.” This dipshit has no shame begging people to finance his continuing descent into alcoholism.

BTW:

 

[Toolbox]

Random entertainment news.

Bobby is jealous that Denis Villeneuve is taking serious sci-fi projects from respected authors, instead of trash-tier trash like The Eternals. (Indiewire article)
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Why would anyone ever try to top this masterpiece adaptation?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Robert is such a pussy. At least once a week he endorses eugenics. Sure, he's only got a handful of tweets where he outright says this, but he has thousands of tweets where he supports the concept. And his grasp of "eugenics" is much like his grasp of everything else, not great, because he often seems to think that Republicans/Trump supporters are genetically predisposed to such political views.

His only honest tweet on the subject is the one about the Nazis giving it a bad name. It was an incredibly popular idea among the previous turn of the century Progressives. The Supreme Court of the era endorsed it because "three generations of imbeciles is enough" which could be a Robert tweet if it was written more poorly. He should just proclaim himself a bold THINKER and defend his ideas.


I wonder what he thinks his "industry" is here.


First of all, Vietnam's communism is a lot like China's nowdays, it barely exists especially for foreign corporations. Ho Chi Minh rather famously admitted he wouldn't have been a Communist if the Americans had supported him. Ho was a nationalist first, also he died in 1969 well before Vietnam won the war and enacted most of its later Communism.

Second of all, I'm pretty sure that Nine Inch Nails album is a critique of a "facist fudamentalist Christian take over of the US" considering it was targeted at the then in power Bush Administration.


What "people with actual journalist/politics background" have left Fox News recently? Chris Wallace hopped over to CNN+ because they gave him a shitload of money. I don't recall any other big names who have moved in recent years, especially not to CNN/MSNBC. Most have moved to the more far-right/pro-Trump networks of Newsmax and OANN.

And why would any of them bail because of a defamation lawsuit against the company? They aren't personally liable for anything and leaving the company wouldn't protect them if they were. And Dominion isn't asking for enough money to actually harm News Corp even if they somehow win.

Actually, if anything, this lawsuit would be a good thing for "actual journalist/politics background" people because it could encourage a change in Fox News corporate policy to favor those things over political polemics that they're accused of by supporting the 2020 fraud narrative and "white-supremacist shit" as Robert eloquently puts it.

"It's not eugenics if Natural Selection( ) targets Believers for their beliefs, instead of a characteristic they have no control over, like skin color!" - Bob, probably.

 

[BScCollateral]

For the life of me, I really don't get Bob's hateboner for Villeneuve.

Bob doesn't understand or follow films, so this doesn't surprise me. My surprise is that he thinks Rendezvous With Rama is a CGI blockbuster film.

 

[Water-T]

Everyone know Juicy Toilet was lying since Day One. Admit you are slow Bobby and take the L.

LOLOLOL. Blob would rather turn down sex from Brie Larson than EVER admit being wrong. His fragile man-child ego can't handle it. So he either tries to downplay it to the point of memory holing, then resorts to childish name semantics when called out on it.

 

[Nod Flenders]

LOLOLOL. Blob would rather turn down sex from Brie Larson than EVER admit being wrong. His fragile man-child ego can't handle it. So he either tries to downplay it to the point of memory holing, then resorts to childish name semantics when called out on it.

What is it with Bob and his inability to take the L.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob reminds me of Fry's take on mortality in Futurama ("Thanks to denial, I'll live forever"), as long as Bob never admits to being a fuck up, he can pretend he's a first class intellect.

He isn't, but by God he'll pretend.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

What is it with Bob and his inability to take the L.

I’ve asked myself the same question. Why do losers refuse to take the Ls? Like seriously, you lost get over it.

 

[TowinKarz]

I’ve asked myself the same question. Why do losers refuse to take the Ls? Like seriously, you lost get over it.

It's ego.

They can't suffer those "L" s

No matter how benign they are to you and me, to people like Bob, they represent extensions of their own personality and even physical being.

And more than that, these are pieces that have been DENIED by others! To call them wrong is to deny their intellect, and by extension, their own reason to live - to hold forth their (self assured) superior intellect.

To you or us, getting a wrong answer on a test is just a "oops, got that one wrong...."

To a person like Bob with a raging ego that lives and dies (literally) by only knowing peace through delusions of superiority? Telling it it's "wrong"? Well, it's as if someone cut off one of his fingers..... he can't let it go because that means he's letting go a part of himself, unjustly.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob seems to hate the Amazing films based solely on Andrew Garfield's version of the character. It was not Garfield's fault. He tried, he really did. The reason he got fucked is by the shitting scripts.

You know what the funny thing is? He actually liked Amazing Spider-Man 2 and thought it was better than the first. That's why he lost his mind over it in his review.

The reason he hates the Amazing series is because it was a reboot of the first Tobey Maguire movies and Bob wanted there to be a Spider-Man 4. He held out hope that, like with Ghostbusters, if the reboot sucked hard enough that Sony would just go back to the original continuity. Andrew Garfield, however, was a good Spiderman and so Bob has been raging against him for years because, in his mind, that's the reason Sony wouldn't bring Tobey back. But he held out hope that the second one would be the nail in the coffin. It was, but at the time Bob thought it was great and assumed that it meant the franchise would continue onward, especially with that ending where you have the cloaked guy seeing all the Sinister Six gear.

He then prayed that Disney would buy the rights back and get back to the 'correct continuity' even though Marvel repeatedly stated that their superhero verse began with Iron Man. And when the licensing deal happened and Garfield was kicked out, he was ecstatic. But then Tom Holland was cast and he had to pretend he was not still butthurt that Tobey wasn't coming back. He didn't do a good job, but he's never really done a good job in his life, has he?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I’ve asked myself the same question. Why do losers refuse to take the Ls? Like seriously, you lost get over it.

I'm going to go the Vaush route and assume it's because MUH OPTICS. Gotta look GOOD and LIKE A WINNER every single moment of the day or else the MAGAs will have better optics than you and people will be recruited by them!!

"Optics", of course, are a fancy word for "lying" and "assuming you aren't intelligent enough to get that this is fake."

MovieBob's entire internet persona is fake, edgy ITG bullshit made to make him look tough and cool (despite nobody but a retard with a daffy duck icon actually falling for it) . After reading his shitty scripts and seeing that he gives the villains his stupid ideology, I don't think he really even believes that shit anymore. I think he insists on saying it for "optics" to try to piss off his imaginary enemies and scare them away, and the reason he sticks to it so hard even though it alienates him from everyone is because it's like a comfort blanket for him. To part with it would leave him no coping mechanism.

Why can't Bob take the L? Because he's so insecure and thin-skinned that if he did, even in a situation where it was the only logical option, he'd lose his precious coping mechanism, and his imaginary enemies would see it and celebrate. He's a larping faggot.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I’ve asked myself the same question. Why do losers refuse to take the Ls? Like seriously, you lost get over it.

Because losers are, more often than not, raging narcissists. Like Bob. It is the pathology of the Narcissist that they are (almost) never wrong. Bob will occasionally admit he's wrong, but almost always for minor things that don't matter, or when someone higher on the progressive stack/someone he's simping for, like the grovelling worm he is. Narcissists are by nature very insecure, and the way that manifests in the behavior varies widely, but it very often results in shit like being unable to take ANY criticism, and taking an L is the same type of thing. Taking the criticism instead of exploding and uttering nonsense in reply (like "UR MOM" that went out of fashion in the 1990s already) would mean they were wrong or flawed in some way, and god forbid a narcissist admit WEAKNESS.

 

[Adamska]

You know what the funny thing is? He actually liked Amazing Spider-Man 2 and thought it was better than the first. That's why he lost his mind over it in his review.

The reason he hates the Amazing series is because it was a reboot of the first Tobey Maguire movies and Bob wanted there to be a Spider-Man 4. He held out hope that, like with Ghostbusters, if the reboot sucked hard enough that Sony would just go back to the original continuity. Andrew Garfield, however, was a good Spiderman and so Bob has been raging against him for years because, in his mind, that's the reason Sony wouldn't bring Tobey back. But he held out hope that the second one would be the nail in the coffin. It was, but at the time Bob thought it was great and assumed that it meant the franchise would continue onward, especially with that ending where you have the cloaked guy seeing all the Sinister Six gear.

He then prayed that Disney would buy the rights back and get back to the 'correct continuity' even though Marvel repeatedly stated that their superhero verse began with Iron Man. And when the licensing deal happened and Garfield was kicked out, he was ecstatic. But then Tom Holland was cast and he had to pretend he was not still butthurt that Tobey wasn't coming back. He didn't do a good job, but he's never really done a good job in his life, has he?

This actually reminds me of the most retarded and autistic thing Bob loves yet; he like all autists loves numbers going up. He even mentions he got annoyed and sad Mario didn't do that with Super Mario World in Brick by Brick, his diseased and insane manifesto. In Bob's case he genuinely and with great joy hopes to see movies continue to go up in numbers infinitely. Why? Because it makes him feel like he put in the time and effort to be a true fan.

I'm not fucking with you, he literally has collider logic when it comes to enjoying a product. It can't just be because something's fun, or you really love the setting or characters or mechanics. No. It's status, because at one point in his sad pathetic waste of a life his Mom made the horrid mistake of letting the retarded son of hers get an NES and Mario 3 first out of his whole neighborhood.

It also of course ignores that the reason film companies and comics moved away from it was to avoid the stigma of "Well fuck, guess I have to watch all this shit... ain't got time for that". Only speds and autistic people get pumped at seeing numbers go up like that; it's literally the most autistic thing ever.

So in short he hated Amazing Spiderman because he couldn't rock back and forth and flap his arms over the movie number getting bigger.

 

[Water-T]

What is it with Bob and his inability to take the L.

Life has handed him so many Ls already that trying to fight off a few more is futile.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This actually reminds me of the most retarded and autistic thing Bob loves yet; he like all autists loves numbers going up. He even mentions he got annoyed and sad Mario didn't do that with Super Mario World in Brick by Brick, his diseased and insane manifesto. In Bob's case he genuinely and with great joy hopes to see movies continue to go up in numbers infinitely. Why? Because it makes him feel like he put in the time and effort to be a true fan.

I'm not fucking with you, he literally has collider logic when it comes to enjoying a product. It can't just be because something's fun, or you really love the setting or characters or mechanics. No. It's status, because at one point in his sad pathetic waste of a life his Mom made the horrid mistake of letting the retarded son of hers get an NES and Mario 3 first out of his whole neighborhood.

It also of course ignores that the reason film companies and comics moved away from it was to avoid the stigma of "Well fuck, guess I have to watch all this shit... ain't got time for that". Only speds and autistic people get pumped at seeing numbers go up like that; it's literally the most autistic thing ever.

So in short he hated Amazing Spiderman because he couldn't rock back and forth and flap his arms over the movie number getting bigger.

Yep. I thought it was so stupid when he admitted that in his headcanon the real title of Super Mario World was Super Mario Bros. 4: Super Mario World, and he got really pissy with Mario World 2 before it even came out for destroying his hopes to one day see Mario Bros reach double digits. Even before the ending that contradicted the American canon, that game was attacking his world view.