Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

It's funny how he focuses on the "movie brand" for Harry Potter when... it's over. They did them all which ended a decade ago. The books ended in 2007, they kept selling and sold over 500 million copies by 2018. The brand's big enough that these spin-off movies are scheduled into 2024 already. The theme park stuff is huge as you note. The first "real" video game that's not just a movie adaptation is coming soon. There's rumors about a HBO Max series. Nobody cares about Rowling having a position on trans-rights that's actually to the "left" of mainstream opinion except a very online cult.

It's like he fundamentally can't comprehend a brand that doesn't continuously produce new films (and film-related media) for him to consume and relies on its established works selling over and over again to new fans with each generation.

But sure, a Dr. Strange based spin-off on Disney+ will totally end Harry Potter. Just like the Battlestar Galactica reboot stopped the Star Wars craze.

Well yeah.

Brainless Bobby never read anything but Nintendo Power and Strategy guides for games if he didn't have to. He fundamentally doesn't understand residual sales and is too stupid to get that you don't need to pump out shit all the time in certain medias.

Fuck's sake, even films don't need to be pumped out endlessly. But Bob wants it because he likes to flap his arms as the number of sequels goes up. In fact he's super angy that they don't use numerals or numbers anymore to show this.

 

[TowinKarz]

Fuck's sake, even films don't need to be pumped out endlessly. But Bob wants it because he likes to flap his arms as the number of sequels goes up. In fact he's super angy that they don't use numerals or numbers anymore to show this.

Half-Life is blue balling him something fierce by refusing to count to 3.

 

[Adamska]

Half-Life is blue balling him something fierce by refusing to count to 3.

Haha, Brainless Bobby playing a shooter. Too scawwy and not exactly like the games he sucked at as a child.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't get this "American is just a codeword for Jew" shtick. As a Britbong who grew up near a part of London that's basically one big shtetl, I can confirm we have plenty of Jews. Lots of the Jews here are Haredim who speak Yiddish and don't really mix with us goyim, as opposed to American Jews who are a lot more assimilated, but they're here and if you tried to use "American" to mean "Jew" nobody would know what you mean.

(For what it's worth, the average Brit who gets convicted of "anti-Semitic hate crimes" is really a "Brit". Lots of British people complain about the Haredim because they're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks who have no respect for British law, refuse to speak English and think they're God's Chosen (tm), but the only people I have seen carry out attacks on Jews are Muslims)

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't get this "American is just a codeword for Jew" shtick. As a Britbong who grew up near a part of London that's basically one big shtetl, I can confirm we have plenty of Jews. Lots of the Jews here are Haredim who speak Yiddish and don't really mix with us goyim, as opposed to American Jews who are a lot more assimilated, but they're here and if you tried to use "American" to mean "Jew" nobody would know what you mean.

(For what it's worth, the average Brit who gets convicted of "anti-Semitic hate crimes" is really a "Brit". Lots of British people complain about the Haredim because they're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks who have no respect for British law, refuse to speak English and think they're God's Chosen (tm), but the only people I have seen carry out attacks on Jews are Muslims)

I think it's more American in Hollywood is code for "Jew", given the stereotype that Hollywood is absolutely filled with Jews (Spielberg being one of many), in acting, directing, producing, etc.

 

[make_it_so]

Says the pro-eugenics fat retard.

Speaking of incels with dumb boners...

LOL, those look like some kind of lame promos for Old Navy or The Gap. And America Chavez herself for the past decade has been a shit character with shit storylines and comics that sell terribly. But she's loved by insane people on Twitter who have a bunch of #Hashtags in the place of a personality.

I thought Bobby's thoughts and feelings would be like this?

What's the point of making a "Black Widow 2" that isn't going to feature Black Widow? Or are they going to try to make the Yelena character the new Black Widow? Typical behavior of Bob and other consoomers - doesn't even feature the titular character that everyone likes, but it's a brand they like that's getting a bigger number!

Lunatic.

Way to live up to the dumb caricature we at the Farms have of you, Bob. "This has big things that make splosions cool!" Also, Roland Emmerich disaster films were passe by the mid aughts, proving again that Bob has no taste.

Joe Rogan

The note that "Only people Moviebob mentioned can reply" really makes that picture.

I'm starting to get inspired to juxtapose a bunch of Robert's descriptions of "MAGA/Trumper trash" with Nazi descriptions of the Untermensch, especially those in Eastern Europe and Russia. Also his tirades about his class of superior Thinkers and the neo-fascist descriptions of the necessary ruling class.

You know Bob and his mentally defective orbiters will just post that stupid "Yes, there is zero difference between good things and bad things" meme these retards love to use so much in response.

 

[Red Hood]

Also, poor every country that isn't America, Bob considers himself a citizen of your nation, regardless if you want him or not. You can all share our pain.

Bob eats more food in a month than the entirety of Botswana does in a year.

 

[MarineN*423543]

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Context: bitching about J.K Rowling, what else?

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, Strange Academy being a challenger to Harry Potter, fucking lol.

First, Strange Academy doesn't even break the top 50 best selling comics, taking into account that even the best selling comic right now barely goes over 150K, which is nothing to a series of books that outsells it montly and easily despise being two decades old, the Harry Potter section on the Universal theme park was responsible for almost double the attendance, and bitch all you want about the fantastic beasts movies, the last one everybody said it was a piece of shit, made more money than the Eternals.... yeah, anyone can play thebox office game fatty.

Also,Robert never read a single issue of Strange Academy, he is just repeating what other people are saying, "Oh it is just like Harry Potter in the marvel universe", and I've read it for about 7 issues and it is and isn't.

I've never read harry Potter, but even I know that the first book was all about building the magic world, the school, the classes, teachers, and to make people feel like they want to join the school, and to this day we have gown man and women still butt-hurt they can't go to Hogwarts.

Strange Academy not so much. It is Marvel wankery, they got all the magic users in the marvel comics to be teachers to a bunch of kids that also have ties to Marvel characters, on of the main characters is the son of Dormamu, one of the Doc Strange big bads. And from the start they go on adventure in famous Marvel places with famous marvel characters, and the whole idea of that they are in a "magic school" is mostly lost, aside from some panel that show them being in class... even if zero to no plot takes place in class.

I can't say it is bad per si, because Scottie Young, who wrote one of my favorite books of the last 5 years (Middlewest) does have a nice plot going and he isn't a complete hack like the other guys writting for Marvel, but Young ain't that hot either, and he just wrote a fucking dud in the "The Me You Love In The Dark" (fucking awfull).

Cards on the table, I fucking hate magic shit, I don't like kid adventure plots, and I don't like special school settings (the idea of the X-men being in a school was barely used let's be real), and I hate Humbert Ramos' (the artist in this book) work, so I would never like Strange Academy, and I've read because of this buzz that idiots like Robert were saying about this mediocre comic being able to topple what is to be the biggest pop franchise since fucking Star Wars, and that was a laugh.

Keep sucking that Disney cock Robert, maybe if you suck hard enough you can bend reality.

"But muh Disney +"... yeah, those Disney + shit must be going gangbusters, the most quiet gangbusters I ever heard before, or haven't. Seriously, after the Wandavision stuff, shit went silent, i just haven't heard people talking about it anyone.

And no, I'm not a retard like the Nerdrotic fags of the world with the "SJW DISNEY FAIL LOLOLOLOL", I'm sure Disney is making their bank, but they aren't being part of the talk anymore, the Marvel shit is just there now.

"But muh Spider-man", yeah... Member Berries are still potent as ever, call me if Marvel can still pull the same trick without them, because this trick won't work for long, ask Star Wars.

blowjobs, thats how he reaches the superior future

 

[Koby_Fish]

Says the pro-eugenics fat retard.

Speaking of incels with dumb boners...

LOL, those look like some kind of lame promos for Old Navy or The Gap. And America Chavez herself for the past decade has been a shit character with shit storylines and comics that sell terribly. But she's loved by insane people on Twitter who have a bunch of #Hashtags in the place of a personality.

What's the point of making a "Black Widow 2" that isn't going to feature Black Widow? Or are they going to try to make the Yelena character the new Black Widow? Typical behavior of Bob and other consoomers - doesn't even feature the titular character that everyone likes, but it's a brand they like that's getting a bigger number!

Way to live up to the dumb caricature we at the Farms have of you, Bob. "This has big things that make splosions cool!" Also, Roland Emmerich disaster films were passe by the mid aughts, proving again that Bob has no taste.

The note that "Only people Moviebob mentioned can reply" really makes that picture.

You know Bob and his mentally defective orbiters will just post that stupid "Yes, there is zero difference between good things and bad things" meme these retards love to use so much in response.

some should use that meme against Bob and his orbiters every time they wish bad things on bad people or talk about bad things and bad people.

 

[ChampFantana]

some should use that meme against Bob and his orbiters every time they wish bad things on bad people or talk about bad things and bad people.

It would be a wasted effort. Neither Bobert the Stupid nor his retard orbiters are intelligent enough to know the difference between good and evil.

 

[BubbleButt]

I legitimately cannot fathom how braindead you would have to be to sincerely think that Black Panther, a middling movie in a shit tier movie series, deserved Best Picture

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I feel like I'm watching a group of 40 year olds ooooh and ahhhh over one of those Sea Monkeys ads.

 

[Adamska]

I don't get this "American is just a codeword for Jew" shtick. As a Britbong who grew up near a part of London that's basically one big shtetl, I can confirm we have plenty of Jews. Lots of the Jews here are Haredim who speak Yiddish and don't really mix with us goyim, as opposed to American Jews who are a lot more assimilated, but they're here and if you tried to use "American" to mean "Jew" nobody would know what you mean.

(For what it's worth, the average Brit who gets convicted of "anti-Semitic hate crimes" is really a "Brit". Lots of British people complain about the Haredim because they're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks who have no respect for British law, refuse to speak English and think they're God's Chosen (tm), but the only people I have seen carry out attacks on Jews are Muslims)

Ah. So that's just another petty and pathetic reason Brainless Bobby tard screams at Harry Potter. It's because a guy who hasn't made a good movie personally in well over a decade was rebuffed for a similar reason for why Americans always get rebuffed when casting is called for James Bond.

To keep it as British as possible.

Only Brainless Bobby doesn't get that. He just is angy that the guy who made the dinosaur movie and the man with the whip films didn't get to touch something that replaced Mario as the biggest thing ever (tm).

Because at the end of the day, the reason this special needs person who uses twitter as an anti-suicide measure screams so much at Potter is because it replaced Bing Bing Wahoo. Just like Pikachu did in his mind as well.

 

[Lensherr]

Chris dreams of a 2-month paid vacation:
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Chris doesn’t usually piss me off like Bob does, but man, the top tweet really sticks in my craw. The assumption that the lockdowns last year weren’t “real lockdowns” and we just needed to lock down harder is emblematic to me of the attitude displayed by progressives that Thomas Sowell described in The Vision Of The Annointed: that being that the failures of progressive policies are never the fault of the “experts” who propose them, and they don’t have to take up the burden of proof to prove that they work. In their mind, the failures of lockdowns to control the virus were the result of “non-compliance” from the unenlightened masses, and the vaccines not having the desired results is because of those damn “anti-vaxxers”, and not result of bad policy to begin with. This mindset just results in the continual doubling-down on said bad policy to continually worsening results, and makes me wonder if these people are just too arrogant to admit their failures, or if they think that there’s some magic equilibrium point where these policies start working. Either way, it’s time to stop pretending that they have the answers.

 

[Adamska]

Chris doesn’t usually piss me off like Bob does, but man, the top tweet really sticks in my craw. The assumption that the lockdowns last year weren’t “real lockdowns” and we just needed to lock down harder is emblematic to me of the attitude displayed by progressives that Thomas Sowell described in The Vision Of The Annointed: that being that the failures of progressive policies are never the fault of the “experts” who propose them, and they don’t have to take up the burden of proof to prove that they work. In their mind, the failures of lockdowns to control the virus were the result of “non-compliance” from the unenlightened masses, and the vaccines not having the desired results is because of those damn “anti-vaxxers”, and not result of bad policy to begin with. This mindset just results in the continual doubling-down on said bad policy to continually worsening results, and makes me wonder if these people are just too arrogant to admit their failures, or if they think that there’s some magic equilibrium point where these policies start working. Either way, it’s time to stop pretending that they have the answers.

No, Chris just wants giga super lockdowns to avoid work.

Very strong work-shy tendencies around him. The only difference is unlike Bob he actually fucking knuckles up to do the work. It's why I find him more infuriating and interesting, since despite his shit behaviors he's actually functional as a human being intellectually and to some degree emotionally.

 

[EnemyStand]

Am I reading that screen right? Did he really spend almost half an hour at the lowest setting possible and then bragged about it?

Chris is your typical Resolutioner you see at the gym. They come in with new clothes and a shiny new shaky bottle filled with some protein goop that's probably meant for recovery after a 3-hour power lifting session, hop on the treadmill for a half hour, then leave and get a Big Mac or something, completely ruining whatever calories they burned but it's okay because they worked out. They do this a few times and then just lie around in their new "work out" clothes eating ice cream because the waistband isn't restrictive and decide God or fate or the universe just decided they're going to be fat forever instead of it being them invalidating their own gains. I used to do this (minus the new shaky bottle with protein goop).

Now, I'm not bashing people who only exercise 30 minutes a day regularly and eat right. But the type of person who takes pictures after an easy workout (easy in general, not to deathfats) aren't typically in that demographic.

Boston still has mask mandates for everywhere. They got re-upped around Thanksgiving I think. Bob and Lesser Brother were very proud.

Yeah, I know. We already locked down for two weeks last year, it did absolutely nothing. Science, bitch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have no idea about 40K lore but don't the Chaos gods expect something in return? I mean, if you worshipped Khorne but were a 50kg manlet with the grip strength of a toddler, would Khorne answer your calls or would you be smitten just for the insolence? Slaanesh sounds like the kind of god that would promise extacy to the troons only to have them bullycided for the sexual gratification of his other more prominent and useful members.

They do, but they'll also engage in a bit of a feedback loop: the better you serve them, the more gifts they give for you to serve them. For example, Khorne expects you to spill blood and take skulls in his name; you're going to start small, but the more skulls for the skull throne you take, the more Khorne will give you the power to continue: bigger muscles, intimidating height, daemon allies, and so on. Of course, the more gifts you have, the more the gods expect in return.

Spoiler: 40k Sperging

In one incident, a follower of Khorne was organizing his skull collection when he heard of a massive war between the Tyranids (think lizard/locust hybrids in space that devour planets) and the Orks (sentient fungi that live for war and get bigger and stronger the more they fight.) He grabbed his buddies and took them into the middle of that war to collect skulls. Within a year, they had collected 8,000 skulls, or a little under 22 skulls a day. This doesn't seem like much, except the smallest of these skulls was the size of a large boulder.

The guy himself was turned into a daemon by Khorne (the highest honor the chaos gods can give) when he killed an Ork named Mazga da Kollossus, took Mazga's ax, and used it to decapitate what can only be described as a Tyranid kaiju.

Slaanesh would permit the troons to worship it, but would drive them to seek greater and more disturbing extremes of excess. From grafting the limbs of animals to themselves to rendering down humans into a new kind of cocaine, the only things forbidden would be restraint and moderation.

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Not bad, Chris. That's *checks note* nearly two bottles of Coca-Cola worth of calories burned in 30 minutes. You'll never listen, but I'll say it anyway: getting fit is 25% exercise and 75% diet, and guess what? Cheap beer and wigger food isn't the way to get fit.

I will say this: at least Chris is putting in the effort, which is more than Bob is doing.

I don't get this "American is just a codeword for Jew" shtick. As a Britbong who grew up near a part of London that's basically one big shtetl, I can confirm we have plenty of Jews. Lots of the Jews here are Haredim who speak Yiddish and don't really mix with us goyim, as opposed to American Jews who are a lot more assimilated, but they're here and if you tried to use "American" to mean "Jew" nobody would know what you mean.

(For what it's worth, the average Brit who gets convicted of "anti-Semitic hate crimes" is really a "Brit". Lots of British people complain about the Haredim because they're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks who have no respect for British law, refuse to speak English and think they're God's Chosen (tm), but the only people I have seen carry out attacks on Jews are Muslims)

Here in the colonies (namely in New England), we have the Hasidic Jews. They're strongly disliked due to the privileges they get (such as being allowed to drive without insurance) and they have so much money they devour entire towns to expand their reach.

 

[Bolo]

They do this a few times and then just lie around in their new "work out" clothes eating ice cream because the waistband isn't restrictive and decide God or fate or the universe just decided they're going to be fat forever instead of it being them invalidating their own gains. I used to do this (minus the new shaky bottle with protein goop).

That and they are also impatient as fuck, because they go to Gym with the mentality that they are doing a sacrifice for a reward, and when the reward doesn't come, because when you do adaptive exercises to start you work out,you are not going to see big changes any time soon.

Yes, going to the gym expecting to get to be like Chris Hemsworth is a ridiculous thing no one would admit to, but in private, a lot of people who start to work out expect just that and when it turns out some basic planet fitness workout can't get you that, they just throw the towel.

Can't talk about others, but to me, only after I started treating going to the Gym as just part of routine, doing my best and improving little by little, but keeping the perspective that it is just another part of my day, and not some great effort to a big pay off, is when i managed to keep it up, going for my 3rd year now.

Also, never took a picture or a selfie on the gym, I take that as a personal victory.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They're strongly disliked due to the privileges they get (such as being allowed to drive without insurance)

Here, they drive minibuses which they park in the middle of the street, on corners and generally anywhere they feel like. Driving in the Jewish neighbourhood on Purim is a nightmare because all of them seem to think that they can drive drunk without any consequences. They have their own police (the Shomrim) which refuses to do anything about the million and one ways Jews break British law regularly and only exists to kvetch about anti-Semitism. Jewish schools, which, let me point out, are funded by the UK government and so by Gentile taxpayers, teach Jewish children to hate Gentiles. They teach in Yiddish, despite the fact that every other religious school in the UK, even Muslim ones (which often have lots of kids who don't speak English as a first language because basically every Muslim here is an immigrant) teaches in English or Welsh. The local branch of the Conservative Party (UK "right-wing" party, basically the Britbong version of Mitt Romney's politics) is effectively run by Orthodox Jews and has only ever selected Jews for certain seats on the local council. And all this is before I get around to how Orthodox rabbis literally give newborn babies blowjobs when they're circumcised.

When you live near a large Hasidic Jewish community, it becomes very easy to understand exactly why there was so much bad blood between Eastern Europeans and Jews for such a long time.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I don't get this "American is just a codeword for Jew" shtick. As a Britbong who grew up near a part of London that's basically one big shtetl, I can confirm we have plenty of Jews. Lots of the Jews here are Haredim who speak Yiddish and don't really mix with us goyim, as opposed to American Jews who are a lot more assimilated, but they're here and if you tried to use "American" to mean "Jew" nobody would know what you mean.

(For what it's worth, the average Brit who gets convicted of "anti-Semitic hate crimes" is really a "Brit". Lots of British people complain about the Haredim because they're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks who have no respect for British law, refuse to speak English and think they're God's Chosen (tm), but the only people I have seen carry out attacks on Jews are Muslims)

>American is just a codeword for Jew
I feel like I'm about to be treated to a shitpost by Enoch Powell.