Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Giga_Nigga_28]

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Does Bob know that the marvel comics are not in fact testing grounds for MCU ideas? If he actually read comics he'd realise that current Marvel is a trash fire constantly ruining itself to more closely resemble the Mcu in a dying bid for relevance. Its an ip farm kept on life support and nothing more.

And regarding Captain Marvel, if people hated Carol before how would adapting Civil War 2, where she's an authoritarian Karen, help her image? It's not really a heel turn if you don't actually change. Also, does this wiki skimming retard think benis' shitty civil war was a big deal? How would 'minority report but capeshit' even work as a big crossover movie?

 

[Red Hood]

An awful lot of Bob's seething hatred is pure projection: he himself is far more disdainful if not outright hateful than the people he accuses of being such.

Most of those people he hates have real jobs and don't have the time to waste fucking around on Twitter all day.

 

[make_it_so]

The reason lefties say Breadtube glows is because their hatred is directed at the same targets the elites hate. When some Antifags burn down a church and when Vaush cheers them on, who are they harming? Christians, sure, but not the elites. The elites don't care about whether that church burns, or whether that host gets desecrated, or whether that old lady with a rosary standing outside an abortion mill gets beaten up. The elites care about whether their Amazon warehouses get burnt and whether their houses have mobs of mostly peaceful protesters outside them.

If Breadtube and the DSA were truly revolutionary organisations, they'd be leading an army of armed rednecks, Latino farmworkers and "inner city youth" to Silicon Valley. Instead, they dunk on all of those groups while praising AOC the grifter and Pelosi the insider trader, and while spreading the elites' propaganda that turns the redneck against the farmworker and the "inner city youth". It doesn't take a genius to work out whose interests it's in to make people like that replace actual revolutionaries in the US.

Breadtube and the DSA are almost all entirely composed of the the millenial/Z-generation children of the upper and upper middle class, and are influenced by said class's mores and social and political priorities, regardless of their "revolutionary" zeal.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Most of those people he hates have real jobs and don't have the time to waste fucking around on Twitter all day.

And he sees that as a mark of his superiority.

What would he do without twitter at this point? The only thing I can think of is streaming but he seems really hesitant about ever trying that.

 

[Red Hood]

And he sees that as a mark of his superiority.

What would he do without twitter at this point? The only thing I can think of is streaming but he seems really hesitant about ever trying that.

If you wanna stream you either gotta be pretty or interesting. And Bob ain't either one.

 

[EnemyStand]

And he sees that as a mark of his superiority.

What would he do without twitter at this point? The only thing I can think of is streaming but he seems really hesitant about ever trying that.

Man, I'd LOVE to see Moviebob try to stream. Only reason he doesn't is because the only thing his terminal DKS doesn't hit is playing video games. He knows he gets all his game knowledge out of a combination of watching other people play, fossilized copies of Nintendo Power, and TVTropes.

 

[JayHarrison]

Typical Hitlerian rhetoric from Moviebob:

What bob is effectively saying here, "If you're unvaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves! If you're vaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves as well!"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Typical Hitlerian rhetoric from Moviebob:
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What bob is effectively saying here, "If you're unvaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves! If you're vaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves as well!"

I like how he automatically assumes that people that get COVID are unvaccinated. Anything for meager internet points, I guess.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I like how he automatically assumes that people that get COVID are unvaccinated. Anything for meager internet points, I guess.

well that PLUS "MAGA CHUDs who deserve to die of the Coof in Minecraft".

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I like how he automatically assumes that people that get COVID are unvaccinated. Anything for meager internet points, I guess.

There would be some cosmic justice in Bob catching COVID.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

There would be some cosmic justice in Bob catching COVID.

Even if nothing happened to him, the bitching he'd do about it would be epic.

 

[Fictional Character]

There would be some cosmic justice in Bob catching COVID.

What did COVID ever do to you that you'd want it to catch Bob?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You see, Biden shitting himself in front of the pope is actually a good thing because he's not "deliberately crashing the car". He's just to senile to have agency.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1479625139117506564

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "P.S. "NOT DELIBERATELY CRASHIN…

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There would be some cosmic justice in Bob catching COVID.

Justice or just simple statistical fact that we're all gonna get it?

 

[JayHarrison]

Despite wearing prescription eyeglasses, Moviebob is legitimately blind:

 

[JambledUpWords]

Despite wearing prescription eyeglasses, Moviebob is legitimately blind:
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Moviebob’s ideal politician is Stalin, but one that would accept all his degeneracy and corporate shilling.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Man, I'd LOVE to see Moviebob try to stream. Only reason he doesn't is because the only thing his terminal DKS doesn't hit is playing video games. He knows he gets all his game knowledge out of a combination of watching other people play, fossilized copies of Nintendo Power, and TVTropes.

He actually looks like a morbidly obese Phil. Fuck, he looks like he ate Phil lol!

But precisely, a MovieBob stream would be fucking hilarious. He is a colossal narcissist so he wouldn't pull off a Wiseau and monetize his hatedom, but merely seeing him try and pull off a coherent let's play would be a gem in itself!

Moviebob’s ideal politician is Stalin, but one that would accept all his degeneracy and corporate shilling.

Blob is the kind of guy that only hates tyrants as long as they are waving the wrong flag. Pres. Brandon could have troops around shooting people without masks on the streets and Blob would be in for it while the idea of Trump doing the same would terrify him into a stroke. Precisely, as you put it, a simple peek into Bob's ideals show he actually loves the idea of tyranny, as long as it's "The Good Guys' Tyranny"!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Most of those people he hates have real jobs and don't have the time to waste fucking around on Twitter all day.

Uh, excuse you, but MovieBob Productions is a small business that is conducted at a Workstation.

 

[Positron]

It is okay if America is crashing, as long as it is not "deliberately crushing"




Covid. A certain NYC public school became a replica of battlefield triage station -- may we speculate the racial breakup of the students?



By Bobby reasoning we should close down all nigger schools, because they are never able to run class in any meaningful way.





Not even Bobby's cronies can follow his flights of ideas:


Rowling:


Why are transphobes so thin-skinned?

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Ghostbustesses is not considered official. Basement dwellers seethe.




Thor's arms are yellow!


Batman:

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The Association of Curtain Analyzers holds a convocation on the movie adaptation of The Lord of The Rings and Blazing Saddles:





Do we need a transgendered Leatherface now that we have Buffalo Bill?







Plastic is the new bling:


"Iguana-skinned plastic-face 'person'" insults HAES activism.

 

[Adamska]

And Bob desperately googles marvel comics lore once again to pretend he actually is a fan.

 

[JambledUpWords]

And Bob desperately googles marvel comics lore once again to pretend he actually is a fan.

Bob is just a fan of the Marvel women he jacks off to that he’ll never have a chance with in real life, so he substitutes that by white knighting them.