How are they supposed to watch their kids if they're at work Bob? (We'll ignore that the Progressive Take™ is now that public schooling is nothing more than a place to stash kids.)
I like how he thinks the Sony Corporation ("a failure so bad it nearly killed the company") and Warner Bros. ("bleeding to death, falling apart") corporate fates turn on whether or not he likes their superhero product.
Classic Bob, completely ignoring the massive economic pre-lockdown boom that covid lockdowns completely and utterly killed. Whether Trump was the cause or not (I tend to give him more credit than some), he was at the helm of new economic heights for America.
It makes me happy that three of us all picked up on the idiocy of this statement at almost the same time.It is okay if America is crashing, as long as it is not "deliberately crushing"
Bob logic. Trump was fully capable of driving the car but chose to crash it. Biden is actually incapable of driving the car, but at least he isn't crashing on purpose. That's like being a victim of the Titanic and saying "well at least the captain didn't deliberately steer into that iceberg!"Despite wearing prescription eyeglasses, Moviebob is legitimately blind:
"There was no pre-lockdown boom because Trump was in charge, therefore the economy was in a terrible place!"
"Dammit man, I don't care about the science, I just want the people I hate to suffer and die! I AM A THINKER!"
What if...what if companies paid enough for professional work that only one parent had to work? Hmm...nope, need more wageslaves. And according to Bob, that's a good thing.
How...how could a couple bad movies kill Sony? Never mind they're one of the biggest suppliers of electronics to ever exist! I'm sure sales of the PS4 alone could finance 3 box office bombs. And how is Warner Bros. falling apart?! Everything about their finances points to them doing well!
He's a supervillain who thinks he's a hero. Except, there's nothing super about him, more exceptional.
If Blob were a villain, he’d be Hal from Megamind, except the version where he never gets any powers and is forever in his basement “fighting the bad guys” on Twitter
Not to mention that Sony likely had a better 2021 than Disney as Venom 2 and Ghostbusters: Afterlife were crowd pleasers and they get 75% of Spider-Man: No Way Home's profits to boot. Meanwhile, Disney's MCU offerings were middling with Eternals being a dud and films like Jungle Cruise and Encanto being utter flops.
I don't know about "great" but it looks good and entertaining and maybe even kind of cerebral. The cast and crew just invites confidence. Pattinson's been on a roll lately.
This is of course not even factoring in that any gains Disney makes are sucked up into the financial black holes that are their parks for the last few years.
I don't think Blob's obesity is the issue here, fat guys aren't on the top of the food chain but he could still date someone without much trouble. It's his personality, he is above all a colossal asshole that loves to bully people, a quick peek at his Twitter shows that and he built himself a reputation of being an asshole with totalitarian genocidal views!
In a dark fiction movie Bob would be a perfect fit for some vigilante villain. For example, some batman inspired vigilantes that are just sadistic thugs with a veneer of noble goals, his narcissism and his rage fit this type of character like a glove. I can imagine "Hero" Bob and his group of thugs getting a beating from the Batman for being exactly what he fights against lol!
Well, that's where the lack of maturity fators in. Liking superhero movies isn't immature, indulging in them in detriment of everything else is very immature. Analyzing a film and stating your personal opinion without basing your entire review in it is still mature, many critics do this, and MovieBob type critics still exist even in prestigious environments (as an example, when they simply grade regular movies as "I really, really hated that movie!" and refuse to elaborate, something which is only passable with infamously bad movies like Movie 43) - a MovieBob type critique is one entirely based on personal opinions, politics or both, a crass display of immaturity, if you will!
Precisely, that's what sets the line. I know it's not your point, but in addition to my other comments, this is the difference between a regular person and manbabies like Bob. The former enjoy entertainment in healthy, sane amounts while the latter have their lives revolve around it. Blob wears the identities of others as his own, just like a child does to fit in!
Do any of these people realize that Matt Reeves is Jewish? Man, Bob and his clique are really grasping at straws for reasons to hate this movie.
In the circles that I run in, even people who don't care for capeshit are excited for it. There's legitimate hype for this film that Bob wants to discount simply because of his hate-boner for the character. How can one be sick of Batman yet suck Spider-Man's dick when the former has had three solo film appearances this millennium so far (five total if you count Batman v. Superman and Justice League), whereas the latter has had nine solo film appearances (11 if you count the Avengers movies)?
Not to mention Joker, which didn't even feature Batman and was decidedly not kid-friendly, made over $1 billion as well.
Derp, completely forgot about Joker.
