Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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His children would be better off as wards of the state.
Hold on for a second. I'm in agreement with you and everyone that lesser brother is a retard and I am equally repulsed by everything he pathetically does but let's not wish his kids to become property of the state, especially that state being Massachusetts. That would be an almost guaranteed death sentence. Sarah at least has a chance to find her balls and take proper care of her babies. If nothing else they'll find love from her. There will be none of that from the state. I'm not trying to pick a fight. I just more wanted to gripe about how much I hate the state and how much I don't like lesser brother.
 
Or better yet, tell Bob that he needs to cool it with being a prick on Twitter, because his toxicity makes the whole family look bad.
a lot of idiots think it's a great idea to basically brag about their kids in any context (pre-twitter/facebroke everybody knew that one guy or gal with a gazillion small photos of their kids or grandkids in their wallet and who would drag those out to show complete asshole strangers at the drop of a hat and it was like OMG WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME RANDOM ASS KIDS SERIOUSLY BUD). With the inventions of Twitter, Facebroke, and Instathotgram, idiot "proud parents" have several more platforms upon which to plaster their spawn as if their spawn was the cutest, smrtest, whateverest spawn ever.

I mean, maybe some of it is cultural, like maybe the family has a long history/tradition of "MY KID IS ON THE HONOR ROLL" type behavior but a lot of it seems a bit dysfunctional/narcissistic to me. And not to mention fucking goddamn stupid, because this is the internet and there are some creeps there, not to mention trolls, so knowing this, WHY FUCKING MENTION YOUR KIDS? ESPECIALLY if they're under 12?! I remember some dumbass on a pre-Twatter/Facebroke platform from the 1990s who was being an exceptional (and I mean this in the replacement-for-r-word way) "proud parent" and bragging about their kid like a moron because every dumbass thing this person said about their kid was super cringe, even as they thought it was "cute". Like, to me, the kid had bad manners, but the parent thought the kid's particular display of bad manners was a "cute and funny story". *sigh*
So speaks Moviebob, a fascist who openly condones violent behavior.




I'd say Moviebob is an organized racist, but I doubt Moviebob is organized.




I may be an asshole for calling Moviebob a eugenicist, but at least I'm an asshole who's telling the truth for calling Moviebob a eugenicist.




"Ban teaching history"? You mean the banning of actual U.S. history... or the banning of Critical Race Applied Principles? Because I firmly believe Leftists like Moviebob would happily erase actual U.S. history before re-write it to make the Democratic Party look like the good guys.




Even if Moviebob isn't morbidly obese, he does have terminal cases of stage-four idiocy, stage-four hatred, and stage-four ignorance.
>Moviebob thinks he CANNOT be a fascist, because he doesn't hate the speds, darkies, troons, deathfats, and bundles of sticks. [sarcasm]Only fascists hate those people, apparently.[/sarcasm]

>Moviebob IS a racist, however, by his own admission "he's not perfect" and grew up in the racist hellhole that is Bawstuhn, and "had a lot to unlearn".

>Moviebob doesn't understand that eugenics is not the sole province of Fascism or the Right, and that the only reason it historically included delete the coloreds is that coloreds were seen as LESS INTELLIGENT, Less Than Human, and inferior. If bob can't recognize that saying "so-and-so is STUPID AND EVIL and therefore isn't A Person/Human" is EUGENIC language I legit dunno what to tell him. It's ALWAYS been about deleting the stupids, the inferiors, the near-humans, and speds. Sound familiar, Bob?

I hate how movieblob has bought hook line and sinker the BS about how banning Critical Race Theory/Marxist-Postmodernist bullshit is the same thing as "banning teaching history" when it clearly isn't. CRT is a theory about racisms; in and of itself it is NOT history. CRT is definitely a bias/about a bias, but banning CRT does not mean banning the teaching of historical truths. Banning CRT does not, and should not, mean banning teaching about MLK's marches and speeches, Brown vs. Board of Education, the Watts Riots, whatever the fuck happened to "Black Wall Street" in Oklahoma, or the Dredd Scott decision, or the Jim Crow laws. It is a deliberately deceptive conflation and bait-and-switch, but Bob the stupid is too stupid to realize this, or he does realize it but goes along with it to pwn the Mayoghouls.

>Bob is the quintessential case of "can dish it out but can't take it", like every other Narcissistic autistic lolcow out there.

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Bob simps for a fat woman who watches media too! This is all part of one thread and I'm just rearranging them to be in order.
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Her disability is having a pfp like this
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but looking like this
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Bob shows his support for the sow
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And Sonny responds.
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The replies thus far
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Said this thing
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And has the prodigal son returned?!?!
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REJOYCE! SLAUGHTER THE FATTED CALF AND GET MY FINEST ROBE!
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TEAMIMPOSSIBLE HAS RETURNED TO US!

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Bob simps for a fat woman who watches media too! This is all part of one thread and I'm just rearranging them to be in order.
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Except your point is literally destroyed by the fact federal law prohibits denying access to these critics for any reason, so they're accommodated all ready and therefore have no excuse to not see the movie in theaters.

Of course, this is just me playing devil's advocate. The theaters can die. I'd rather watch movies at home without some loud mouth sheboon babbling nonsense.
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Damn, girl looking like a Picasso painting. My condolences.
You know what Bob-
Oh never mind. Sonny's got this.
Who are these losers and why do they so desperately want to prevent Bob from taking a well deserved L?
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And has the prodigal son returned?!?!
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REJOYCE! SLAUGHTER THE FATTED CALF AND GET MY FINEST ROBE!
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TEAMIMPOSSIBLE HAS RETURNED TO US!
You're a little late here, pal. Arkle's been back for a couple days. What's the over-under on Russel being center-left?
Absolute gold.
 
Who are these losers and why do they so desperately want to prevent Bob from taking a well deserved L?
I recognize the guy with the downs syndrome batman pfp. He's been around for awhile and loves slobbing Bob's knob. He's also very dumb but I repeat myself. Al the others have no better excuse than they think they're doing something good for Lindsay, in other words simps.
You're a little late here, pal. Arkle's been back for a couple days. What's the over-under on Russel being center-left?
Bro that is THE autist and last year's Rookie of the Year TeamImpossible. The man who's only come back is to tell you to stfu and then call you a nazi. He even called a lefty tranny a nazi because he and Bob had a cordial disagreement. He wishes he had Arkle's imagination.
 
I recognize the guy with the downs syndrome batman pfp. He's been around for awhile and loves slobbing Bob's knob. He's also very dumb but I repeat myself. Al the others have no better excuse than they think they're doing something good for Lindsay, in other words simps.

Bro that is THE autist and last year's Rookie of the Year TeamImpossible. The man who's only come back is to tell you to stfu and then call you a nazi. He even called a lefty tranny a nazi because he and Bob had a cordial disagreement. He wishes he had Arkle's imagination.
I can't keep track of all these orbiters. It's why I stopped following the Kevin Gibes and TUR threads.
 
a lot of idiots think it's a great idea to basically brag about their kids in any context (pre-twitter/facebroke everybody knew that one guy or gal with a gazillion small photos of their kids or grandkids in their wallet and who would drag those out to show complete asshole strangers at the drop of a hat and it was like OMG WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME RANDOM ASS KIDS SERIOUSLY BUD). With the inventions of Twitter, Facebroke, and Instathotgram, idiot "proud parents" have several more platforms upon which to plaster their spawn as if their spawn was the cutest, smrtest, whateverest spawn ever.

I mean, maybe some of it is cultural, like maybe the family has a long history/tradition of "MY KID IS ON THE HONOR ROLL" type behavior but a lot of it seems a bit dysfunctional/narcissistic to me. And not to mention fucking goddamn stupid, because this is the internet and there are some creeps there, not to mention trolls, so knowing this, WHY FUCKING MENTION YOUR KIDS? ESPECIALLY if they're under 12?! I remember some dumbass on a pre-Twatter/Facebroke platform from the 1990s who was being an exceptional (and I mean this in the replacement-for-r-word way) "proud parent" and bragging about their kid like a moron because every dumbass thing this person said about their kid was super cringe, even as they thought it was "cute". Like, to me, the kid had bad manners, but the parent thought the kid's particular display of bad manners was a "cute and funny story". *sigh*

>Moviebob thinks he CANNOT be a fascist, because he doesn't hate the speds, darkies, troons, deathfats, and bundles of sticks. [sarcasm]Only fascists hate those people, apparently.[/sarcasm]

>Moviebob IS a racist, however, by his own admission "he's not perfect" and grew up in the racist hellhole that is Bawstuhn, and "had a lot to unlearn".

>Moviebob doesn't understand that eugenics is not the sole province of Fascism or the Right, and that the only reason it historically included delete the coloreds is that coloreds were seen as LESS INTELLIGENT, Less Than Human, and inferior. It's ALWAYS been about deleting the stupids, the inferiors, the near-humans, and speds. Sound familiar, Bob?

I hate how movieblob has bought hook line and sinker the BS about how banning Critical Race Theory/Marxist-Postmodernist bullshit is the same thing as "banning teaching history" when it clearly isn't. CRT is a theory about racisms; in and of itself it is NOT history. CRT is definitely a bias/about a bias, but banning CRT does not mean banning the teaching of historical truths. Banning CRT does not, and should not, mean banning teaching about MLK's marches and speeches, Brown vs. Board of Education, the Watts Riots, whatever the fuck happend to "Black Wall Street" in Oklahoma, or the Dredd Scott decision, or the Jim Crow laws. It is a deliberately deceptive conflation and bait-and-switch, but Bob the stupid is too stupid to realize this, or he does realize it but goes along with it to pwn the Mayoghouls.

>Bob is the quintessential case of "can dish it out but can't take it", like every other Narcissistic autistic lolcow out there.

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That line that CRT is about "teaching history" really irks me. I grew up in North Carolina and we weren't spared any of the details about Indian removal or slavery at all. That was in the 90's and early 2000's, well before anyone outside of Marxist circle jerk groups in the Ivy League even knew what CRT was.
Oh... shit. Moviebob's already been cloned.
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Wait... that's NOT Moviebob. That's actually washed-up G4 alum Adam Sessler. You could have fooled me. Both Sessler and Moviebob "think" alike (both being insufferable 40-something fuckwads with a pre-schooler's temperament), so it shouldn't surprise me that they now both look alike. My only question is, which of the two devolved into the other one...
Wow, been a while since I laid eyes on old meth mouth there. I see things haven't improved for him at all.
 
And Sonny responds.
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Said this thing
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And has the prodigal son returned?!?!
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REJOYCE! SLAUGHTER THE FATTED CALF AND GET MY FINEST ROBE!
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TEAMIMPOSSIBLE HAS RETURNED TO US!

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the entire reason this picture is such a huge burn is because Bob is a dumbass that doesn’t understand boundaries. He thought a girl he met once was his friend and “colleague.” By ignoring him and not telling him to fuck off sooner he thought that meant she liked him. And as Lindsay has been canceled for hating Asians or something what she wants is no longer of concern. Keep posting the picture!!!!
 
Bobby fails to understand Yair Rosenberg's message to his fellow blue-curtain divinators (Archive of the Atlantic article. A short excerpt follows). Rosenberg doesn't even imply that age and race are what create the echo chamber for critics.
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Still, Rosenberg misses a point that is especially true for Bobby. Our new batch of "critics", most much younger than 40, engages in something almost like magical thinking. They think words, discourses, literally create the social world, hence by churning out "good", "woke", "diverse" words, they think they are transforming the world. Proclaiming the end of J. K. Rowling, by this logic, will make the world less "transphobic". It is unnecessary, even detrimental, to refer to audience receptions, because critics are elites and the proles can't even understand how the elites have such a heavy task on their shoulders.

More fallouts from the Sonny Brunch - Kirstein Lopez slapfight. Robert The White will defend the disabled and deformed!
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Bobby also retweets a ton from that Kirstein Lopez creature. I'll spare you.


Victim blaming. Bobby forgets some people are physically not fit to take the vax.
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Somehow Bobby sees the flag on the moon as a divine sign that we can vax everyone. Lunatic.
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Kyrsten Sinema supports the Freedom To Vote Act, but she will continue to fillibuster. Bobby, predictably, focuses on her fashion sense:
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Some dems are aware that their ship is leaking. Not Bobby of course.
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"Creationism isn't a core tenet of any religion".
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Joe Rogan recognizes the political shitstorm for what it is, because keeps an objective distance from it. "The mainstream media needs a Trump; they need a boogeyman...a lot of it is editorial opinion pieces by morons. The reason they got into that places is not because they are courageous, pioneering thinkers." I have no idea what Bobby wants to say.
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Sensory issues in Superman. Is Superman a metaphor of autism now?
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I haven't read every Sherlock Holmes story. Where did it say Holmes has a children militia?
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Bobby grouches over Uncharted the Movie.
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Bobby cries a little whenever he sees other men doing childish things:
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Lesbun bullshit:
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Somehow Bobby sees the flag on the moon as a divine sign that we can vax everyone. Lunatic.
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"We just lost our spines somewhere along the way."

Meanwhile, in reality, after a year (not two as Bob claims) we've already gone over 80% with at least one shot when you account for children being approved later despite there being no violent force by the state to vaccinate "MAGA Trash":
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Bobby fails to understand Yair Rosenberg's message to his fellow blue-curtain divinators (Archive of the Atlantic article. A short excerpt follows). Rosenberg doesn't even imply that age and race are what create the echo chamber for critics.
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Still, Rosenberg misses a point that is especially true for Bobby. Our new batch of "critics", most much younger than 40, engages in something almost like magical thinking. They think words, discourses, literally create the social world, hence by churning out "good", "woke", "diverse" words, they think they are transforming the world. Proclaiming the end of J. K. Rowling, by this logic, will make the world less "transphobic". It is unnecessary, even detrimental, to refer to audience receptions, because critics are elites and the proles can't even understand how the elites have such a heavy task on their shoulders.
More proof that Bob can't read anything more complicated than a cereal box. Of course, critics are a useless class of people, and among them MovieBob is the most useless. They should learn to code so people can decide for themselves what they like. Also, good to know we have some Jews who haven't been completely subsumed yet. We still need to stop giving Israel money.
More fallouts from the Sonny Brunch - Kirstein Lopez slapfight. Robert The White will defend the disabled and deformed!
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Bobby also retweets a ton from that Kirstein Lopez creature. I'll spare you.
Man, that pictures getting a lot of mileage today. Also, no one's fucking film critics with disabilities, every movie theater, BY LAW has to accommodate them.

Victim blaming. Bobby forgets some people are physically not fit to take the vax.
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Why not go for the big guy before the little guy? Oh yes, because Bob loves Joe, he just won't admit it.
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Netflix has forced literally zero people to watch Squid Game, I know, because I haven't seen it. People are more likely to do what you want when you're nice about it, and not worrying about the people who don't do what you want will allow you to live a fuller life. Unless, of course, all you have is Twitter.
Your terrorists are our freedom fighters. If you get the summer of love, I think a few government buildings attempting to enforce unconstitutional, illegal, authoritarian measures leads to a fair turnabout. Sure, it's no black majority neighborhood but we on the right take what we can get.
Yep. Neither do I. Get back in your cagie, wagie.
Kyrsten Sinema supports the Freedom To Vote Act, but she will continue to fillibuster. Bobby, predictably, focuses on her fashion sense:
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Sinema branding herself as a Republican will kill her career. She understands delayed gratification. Thank God AOC and the Squad aren't as smart as her, or we'd have a real problem.
Some dems are aware that their ship is leaking. Not Bobby of course.
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Played too safe. Ha. No, they went full retard with isms and ists and lost normies because of it. They lost spics from the communist bullshit they push. Now they want to curtail freedom, and people not on Twitter don't like it. Love TeamImpossible's meltdown, though.
"Creationism isn't a core tenet of any religion".
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I'll just mark down "Fedora Tipping Bullshit" on my Bingo card here...
Joe Rogan recognizes the political shitstorm for what it is, because keeps an objective distance from it. "The mainstream media needs a Trump; they need a boogeyman...a lot of it is editorial opinion pieces by morons. The reason they got into that places is not because they are courageous, pioneering thinkers." I have no idea what Bobby wants to say.
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Rogan's absolutely right. And trust me Bob, no one will be walking back from it. Because you're wrong. You're always fucking wrong.
Yeah, just gonna leave this one be. MCU ended with Endgame for me.
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If they make Superman literally autistic, I will accept comics cannot be saved and we should just put the medium out of its misery.
I haven't read every Sherlock Holmes story. Where did it say Holmes has a children militia?
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Here comes a sperg: Sherlock Holmes used a small gang of local street urchins (Ah, Victorian London) to gather information for him to help with his investigations. Since the homeless are often ignored, the kids especially, he would send them out to shine a target's shoes or just follow them around and listen to them speak. It was pretty typical for them to bring back a lead for Holmes to chase down, and they usually got him started in the right direction. The most commonly seen urchin was named Wiggins, and he got important clues in a couple of stories. It was NOT a private child militia, it was essentially Holmes giving the urchins work (he'd give them food or money in return for their help). And Holmes wasn't addicted to cocaine because he was an addict. He was addicted to cocaine because IT WAS MARKETED AS MONSTER IN THAT TIME PERIOD, YOU TARD.
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No one cares you don't like Marky Mark, Bob.
Man, I need an astronaut meme for SSG up there. Always have, SSG. *click*
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Just a little Bob? Did you cry more when you got BTFO'd by Hotdog Girl? Because I know you cried when you got burned by that pic not once but twice today.
Yeah, except the Borg hivemind erase your personality completely so saying she's "been everything" is so retarded it hurts. Bob just wants to see old, used up, irrelevant actresses dyke it up so he can jack off. Hope his mom catches him!
 
I haven't seen the Robert Downey Jr. films so maybe it's different there and where Robert gets his information about Sherlock Holmes, but the Baker Street Irregulars are almost always portrayed as an information network and the closest I can recall to any of them acting like a "militia" is in the BBC's Sherlock where one of them briefly defended Sherlock and Watson from a nosy cop so they could run away. And I'm not even sure now if that character was supposed to be one of the Irregulars.

Also, Robert's statement that clients have to go through an intermediary to enlist Sherlock's help is absolutely not true as Sherlock is always seen as taking up clients who simply come to 221B Baker Street with their problems. I'll again point to the BBC series (though it's not the only one to show Sherlock taking on such clients) which makes it a running gag about how much these irritate Sherlock when he finds them uninteresting.
 
Violence is associated with venting. Some people go on rampages in video games to vent after a long day, others craft artworks about that, some go to the range to shoot targets as relaxation. All in all, it's normal behaviour (as long as nobody gets hurt), we are primates after all, but only a fucking asshole vents by being a bully or by openly wishing death to entire groups of people, like Bob does!

Sometimes Bob reminds me of the loner kids at school that coped with their failures by fantasizing about their grandiose futures instead of working on socializing. Many of these kids grow up to be normal, functioning members of society, but Bob is still fucking stuck in his edgy preteen phase at fucking 40 years old!
Blob definitely gives off strong school shooter vibes. Which is a lot more pathetic when you remember that school shooters are teenagers nearly 100% of the time and Blob is in his 40's. Also, Blob thinks he can't have school shooter vibes because school shooters are inherently right wing (cause some of them liked swastikas and were edgy). As you may have noticed, this is a bit of a pattern with Blobby.

Her disability is having a pfp like this
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Anyone who photoshops their face to that extreme on purpose is either schizo or deeply self-loathing. I'm betting she's the latter.

Her real face isn't even that bad. I mean, it's not particularly nice looking, but it's not hideous like some of the cows on here either (she actually somewhat resembles Null :lit:). The Blob himself is several rungs below her, although this is one of the closest to his league women I've seen him simp for.

And the Blob's fan club continue to be the biggest hypocrites on the planet, getting indignant about "respecting boundaries" and tone policing.
 
I haven't seen the Robert Downey Jr. films so maybe it's different there and where Robert gets his information about Sherlock Holmes, but the Baker Street Irregulars are almost always portrayed as an information network and the closest I can recall to any of them acting like a "militia" is in the BBC's Sherlock where one of them briefly defended Sherlock and Watson from a nosy cop so they could run away. And I'm not even sure now if that character was supposed to be one of the Irregulars.
The picture he posted was from "The Irregulars," a very Netflix show where a Dr. Watson (who's black because of fucking course he is) recruits the Irregulars to collect information on cases that aren't "respectable," and seem to have some supernatural angle.

It's incredibly Netflix, but not quite as bad as it sounds from what I've watched. I'm pretty sure the elevator pitch for this show was "YA X-Files in Victorian London" and the Holmes/Watson stuff was grafted on to try and gain a wider audience. Watson is basically Charlie, handing out missions and not much else.
Also, Robert's statement that clients have to go through an intermediary to enlist Sherlock's help is absolutely not true as Sherlock is always seen as taking up clients who simply come to 221B Baker Street with their problems. I'll again point to the BBC series (though it's not the only one to show Sherlock taking on such clients) which makes it a running gag about how much these irritate Sherlock when he finds them uninteresting.
I need to watch the Russian Holmes and Watson. Does Bob have an opinion on subtitled Soviet-era TV, I wonder?
 
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