Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Like most fedora atheist Moviebob has no idea how Christianity works let a lone salvation. I know he is from a (catholic background, but a lot of Catholics especially lapsed Catholics have no idea about any protestant view on theology, and think all protestants are all Lutherans.) Everything he picked up from Christianity was the stuff that managed to seep into his head from when he was a kid, or cultural osmosis, what the media thinks Christianity is.
Well, now, let's be fair. This is Bob. He doesn't understand how anything works.

Or better yet, tell Bob that he needs to cool it with being a prick on Twitter, because his toxicity makes the whole family look bad.
Unfortunately Chris is an SJW, just less extreme than Bob, and so probably doesn't see anything wrong in what his big brother's doing.

Why does not believing in Christ automatically make me anti-Christian? And what am I up against?
It's more about the SJW types who when they say they hate religion, they mean Christianity because hating Islam isn't PC.
 
For boomers like Bob, Totally Spies was not "a parody of spy movies". It was a super spy cartoon played straight. You have three teenage girl stereotypes. A valley girl, a smart girl, and an athletic girl. They'd have to stop Blofeld esc super villains while also having to deal with high school life like finding a boyfriend or preparing for a maths test.

It's reputation as a fetish show comes from every other episode having some oddly specific thing happen to them. Like they get mind controlled, turned into animal people, or eat poisoned cookies that make them fat. They also get tied up a lot. You can see how coomers of a certain age would have fond memories of it.

Talking with some people I know who loved the original show, no one has any real hope for the new series. There's no way the kind of things they got away with back then would be acceptable in current year. Even if we ignore the coomer side, I predict it will be quippy and "ironic" just like every other shitty reboot. I won't surprised if they try to make a character gay or trans (probably Jerry, because he's the only recurring character I remember who wasn't always trying to get a date).

Adding this because it's funny and I'll never get to post it otherwise.
I'll make you a better one, they tried to make a TS sequel and that shit tanked after the 1st season and nobody even talked about it or remembers it.
 
I just clicked on this link in my YouTube subscriptions, and I think presenter Matt Christiansen has a valid analysis of this L.A. Times smear piece by contributor Michael Hiltzik:

For archival purposes:


I present this video beause Christiansen provides numerous statements in this video that can be directly applied to Moviebob's personality. I do want to warn you: This is gonna be rather lengthy.
47s: "...the best good guys are often very humble [...] they're constantly assessing their own faults [...] the worst bad guys are completely convinced that they aren't. They're completely convinced that they're actually the good guys [...] they often advertise it overtly because they're incapable of considering any reality otherwise.
Case in point: Moviebob, who claims to be "Chaotic Good" despite being observably Chaotic Evil.

1m, 7s: ...you end up with [...] a lot of self-proclaimed "good guys" doing a lot of bad-guy things [...] generally bullying their will onto others because they believe these wrongs are justified if they're done in pursuit of their righteous ends.
Moviebob, 2014.03.16: "TACTICS aren't good or bad, only TARGETS."

1m, 35s: Nobody ever thinks he's the bad guy until he stops to consider that possibility [...] the bad guys convinced themselves that they were actually good, and so they wrote themselves blank moral checks to do whatever they want in pursuit of their ends.
As Moviebob does all the time regarding "moral intelligence", despite having levels of morality and intelligence that hover microscopically above zero.

2m, 9s: "Ghoulish, but necessary" [...] the philosophy of every bad guy of the past. "Sure, what I'm doing is [...] just a little bit wrong, but it's in pursuit of the right ends [...] if you just ghoul correctly, you sprout angel's wings."
Or, in Moviebob's wettest of dreams, Thanosing the troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa he EARNED would automatically grant him the first-ever ticket on an intergalactic space flight and be the first person to speak face-to-face with alien life forms.

2m, 54s: [L.A. Times columnist Michael Hiltzik is] now advocating responsibly contextualized and restrained mockery and laughter at unvaccinated deaths...
Moviebob doesn't restrain his laughter at the deaths of those who are unvaccinated. Moviebob laughs loud, he laughs hard, and he laughs with vile obnoxiousness.

3m, 1s: [Hiltzik] has urged vaccine caution under the prior [Trump] administration. But that was when the bad guys were in power.
Moviebob is on record as saying that he would never take a vaccine developed under the Trump administration even if it were injected rectally by Asian Budweiser girls... or something to that effect. Bob quickly changed his mind once Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden took over.

3m, 8s: Now that the good boys are back in town, it's not only time to impose our vaccine will on others, it's time to mock them if they don't submit and dance on their graves in gleeful celebration of their deaths.
As Moviebob has demonstrated many times already.

3m, 38s: The title [of Hiltzik's article] calls [Kelly Ernby, a Republican deputy district attorney from Orance County, CA] "anti-vax" while the column body acknowledges that her opposition was to vaccine mandates.
Again, Moviebob supports mandates just as much as he demands lockdows.

4m, 1s: Turns out, mocking her for her political decision is a lot easier when you misrepresent her political position. So, too, is mocking her death when you misrepresent her death.
Moviebob wouldn't care about either the latter because he'd ope. He'd treat her like Ebenezer Scrooge would treat Tim Cratchit: "Let her die and reduce the surplus population."

4m, 19s: ...a closer look at the circumstance of her death shows more complexity [...] the column just says she died "of COVID"--which makes you think she's hacking up a 'rona lung on her death bed--but that isn't what happened. She was gardening at home and died suddenly from a blood clot. [...] there's no indication she suffered any symptoms [of COVID-19] at all. This sounds [...] like a death that would have otherwise happened anyway, and she simply tested positive for corona incidentally.
Moviebob would never look deeper into Ernby's death other than it being "one of nearly a million deaths Orange Man is directly responsible for". (Besides, the "Blame Trump™" card expired when he left the White House for that last time on January 19, 2021. As per the rules set by Moviebob and other Leftist idiots, aren't all the COVID-19 deaths since January 20, 2021, now Biden's responsibility? If my interpretation is correct, that means Biden's now responsible for more COVID causalties than Trump.)

4m, 53s: ...this article is more fundamentally about broader moral concepts [...] it is also horrifically wrong [...] a perfect representation of everything wrong with a growing "ends justified the means" mentality, a belief that moral recklessness today [...] leads to moral purity tomorrow.
Moviebob, tactics, targets.

5m, 13s: If you listen carefully, you'll hear variation sof this column's basic logic all the time. [...] In this case, it's "sure, the hallmark of civilized thought is a recognition that all life has value, but... if some lives live differently, perhaps the value is just a little lower."
You repeatedly see this from Moviebob, as he frequently says "you're not a person" to someone who dares challenge the Bostonian Benito by using his own words against him.

5m, 59s: You wonder how all of history's greatest atrocities were committed? It's that exact philosophy: "Human life has value, but." You get those atrocities when you treat the value of human life not as inherent, but as conditional [...] If the life we're abusing has no value or less value, it's not really abuse, is it?
Moviebob absolutely demonstrates this behavior. As Moviebob recently said on January 10, 2022, "Just as one cannot bully a bully or visit cruelty upon the cruel, you can't be 'fash' to fascists--you can only bring down justice." The problem with Bob's alleged logic comes down to basic ignorance: Those who were bullies growing up are capable of introspection and are oftentimes willing to confront their victims and atone for their misdeeds. Moviebob is clearly not capable such self-improvement, seeing as how he's better than "the stupids that make up 98% of the U.S. population and 100% of non-Democrat voters".

6m, 43s: Secondly, this article is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of freedom. The whole premise is "har, har, har, you advocated for freedom, and that freedom cost you your life", as though that's some sort of malfunction or failure.

You'll hear this thinking all the time: "What freedom do you mean? The freedom to die?" Yes, I do mean the freedom to die, and I accept the consequences of my choices, even if they do lead to my death, and I don't trust you to control my life to supposedly prevent it.
DAMN!!!
"...and I don't trust you to control my life and supposedly prevent [my death]." Perfect statement. I don't trust Moviebob for insight on film, so why the ever-loving FUCK would I ever trust Moviebob to control my life in order to prevent me from dying? (Since I voted "for" Trump as a "fuck you" to Führer Hillary, Moviebob would only control long enough to walk directly into a live wood chipper. "No bad tactics", you know.)

7m, 16s: There are fates worse than death, among them, slavery. That's what "liberty or death" means. [...] in what other context do we think this way? If a mountain climber dies pursuing his dream of summitting Everest, do we laugh at him for his supposed misuse of his freedoms? Do we ban anyone from ever attempting it again, or do we recognize that is the life that he chose? [...] if he could do it again, he probably would, because he knowingly accepted his potential death as a potential risk inherent to his choices.
I can attest to this sentiment. About eight years ago this coming week, I went on a day trip ATVing with my brother near Mojave, CA. I was excited because ATVing was something I'd never done before, and my brother and I were enjoying ourseves for about four hours. (I even went so far as to call it "a roller coaster without restraints".)

But as he and I were about to call it a day, I was driving an ATV up a dirt berm, and I made the mistake in shifting my weight forward instead of backward, and I crashed face-first into something hard. Despite wearing a helmet and safety goggles, I was conked out (for how long, I don't remember) with a mild concussion, a fractured right cheek bone that required plastic surgery (which took place about ten days after the accident), and a weakened muscle in my right eye that resulted in a 15°-20° vertical discrepancy between my eyes' lines of sight (which was corrected via surgery in September the following year).

I knew what risks I was taking going in (because I had to sign a disclaimer), knowing serious injury was possible... and while I had fun riding those ATVs before disaster struck, I don't plan on doing anything like that in the immediate future.

7m, 46s: And maybe you say, "Ah, well, that's different. That was something admirable that killed him." Fine. Take any vice that you want: The alcoholic whose liver quits, or the smoker who plugs up his lungs. Do we laugh at their graves for their refusal to go to the [Alcoholics Anonymous] meetings or try Nicorette, or do we give those lives the proper respect of their own choices, even if their choices are unwise?
Moviebob's completely blind to thinking about anyone but himself. Whether it's his disdain for red-state America or his perpetual loyalty to the historically evil Democratic Party, that's up for debate.

8m, 10s: ...lastly, this column is a perfect representation of recurring, very broken philosophy: "If it works, do it." "Ghoulish, but necessary" is another way of saying exactly that. [...] "Sure, it's evil, but it produces the effect that we want, and that's what really matters." [...] What's the limit on "ghoulish, but necessary"? We can reduce the murder rate by putting everybody in prison. We can reduce traffic deaths by demolishing every road in the country. We can slow the spread [of COVID-19] by executing anybody who tests positive.
Moviebob would happily oblige the execution the unvaccinated who contract the Coof... or at the very least, he'll be happy to board then on a one-way cruise to isolated gulags (as he wrote on December 5, 2021, "Can we at least talk about putting [the unvaccinated] all on some kind of archipelago? If climate change [...] is going to keep making new islands, we might as well use them." As usual, he falsesly claims this statement to be a joke.)

9m, 18s: ...worse, still, at least in this case [...] it doesn't actually work. That's [Hiltzik's] justification for the "ghoulishness": Mocking the deaths of the unvaccinated is public education; there may be no other way to make sure that the lessons of life's teachable moments are heard. But what evidence is there of the necessary gholish mockery working? Who, exactly, have these tactics persuaded?
I'll cite multiple examples of Moviebob condoning this ghoulishness he deems necessary toward the non-vaccinated:

Moviebob, 2020.11.18: Prosecute misinformation and disinformation. Make it a crime to push false science in cases that can impact public health and safety - and make that definition broad as HELL given the dangers of [...] anti-vaxxers...
Moviebob, 2021.04.04: "Vaccine Passports are a conspiracy to ban [...] anti-vaxxers, Trump-voters and Republicans in general from being able to participate in society!" is... NOT [...] the argument AGAINST the idea you think it is, folks.
Moviebob, 2021.05.29: We should've been throwing anti-vaxxers in prison back when it was "only" dumb hippies [...] Now that it's MAGA terrorists, maybe we'll grow the necessary stones.
Moviebob, 2021.05.31: ...I'd watch a reality-sports show where we just stuck anti-vaxxers and flat-Earthers in sealed stadiums and pelted them with those American Gladiators dodgeball canons until they started passing out.
Moviebob, 2021.07.22: For the safety of the least fortunate, most vulnerable and those who DON'T have a choice; with the much less important but also admittedly satisfying bonus fact that it can facilitate shoving both MAGA Trash and the broader Anti-Vaxxer set firmly into society's dumpster.
Moviebob, 2021.07.26: Responsible, thinking Americans will NOT want to go back into lockdown hell and if you point them at anti-vaxxer MAGA Trash who're making that a possibility it can only make the stakes of our present reality clearer. Thinkers versus Believers. Let's get it on.
Moviebob, 2021.09.09: "Dems" want to anger anti-vaxxers, MAGAs, all manner of right-wing fuckery. They've got 4 years of rage built up about Trump [...] and 21st Century America is ready to let it RIP on white trash America.
Moviebob, 2021.09.21: Anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers and the willfully-unvaxxed (collectively, "The Stupid") are a threat to the lives of the people in this country who actually DESERVE to be 'done with Covid' by now. End The Stupid, End The Problems. 2 1st Century America does not need the ignorant.
Moviebob, 2021.10.12: Anti-vaxxer states and GQP governers must be brought into line.
Moviebob, 2021.10.26: When people say "quarantining the unvaccinated doesn't make sense because the vaccine isn't 100% effective;" I feel like they're forgetting that Anti-Vaxxers were ALWAYS [...] the most obnoxious fucking people you'd never want to be around...
Moviebob, 2021.11.15: If [a COVID-19 endgame is] not "sink the anti-vaxxer districts into the Earth's mantle and shrug when someone asks what happened" you're just kicking the can down the road.
Moviebob, 2021.12.12: I know [a vaccine mandate] keeps the people who WON'T [vaccinated] away from me [...] I don't care what happens to the anti-vaxxers, so long as the don't cause more problems on their way out...
Moviebob, 2021.12.14: I'm in favor of doing A LOT of unpleasant shit to anti-vaxxers--both in the name of safety and also just, yknow, for fun (might as well get SOME use out of them...)...

Let me ask: What are the odds of any of these proposals working as Bob intends them to?

9m, 44s: [Hiltzik's] original tweet promoting this article is ratio'd by a factor of 24 replies to every like*, and, no, this isn't simply a comment war between vaxxed and unvaxxed keyboard armies. It's a lot of criticism from vaccinated people who recognize the importance of the moral concepts at stake here.
As we have observed repeatedly since the WuFlu hit America, Moviebob dow not know of--or, more likely, doesn't give a damn about--the moral concepts at stake here.

11m, 23s: ...if you're defending ghoulishness, because, like anything else, it's OK when a "good guy" does it, you'll have to answer the question, "At what point does your ghoulishness make you a ghoul? How much action can a good guy take before he becomes a bad guy?" 'Cause if you take that time to consider how much ghoul cred your "good guy hero" status has earned you, you might just realize you aren't one [of the good guys].
And those are questions Moviebob will never answer--at least, not with any honesty. We've seen countless times that, when people call Bob out for his past behavior, he won't apologize with any sincerity. Bob will do everything he can to weasel out of valid criticism with some bullshit excuse like "taking a yeard-old 'joke' out of context" (despite still adhering to that "joke") or "changing my mind based on research" (like the Coof vaccine he took due to political convenience). And if he can't succeed with those, he'll just refer to his critics as quote-unquote "people". Regardless of his tactics, Moviebob will always be a villain who will never fool smart people into believing he's a legitimate "hero".
Analysis has concluded. If you've been holding it in, you may now evacuate your bladders and intestinal tracts.
 
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In regards to Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic, you can call me crazy, but being a shitty film critic (and an even shittier humanoid) doesn't entitle Moviebob to dictate medical advice to professional athletes:
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Yeah, because if there's any pro-sport in which its participants are required to get up in each other's face multiple times per minute, it's tennis.
Did Bobby comment on Nicole Kidman flouting the quarantine ordinance in Hong Kong? No he didn't.

Nutter (Angel?) predicts covid will accelerate white supremacy and fascism, based on the premise (according to CDC) that white people are less likely to get the vaccine and will soon be dying like flies.
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But it is okay to call racism or transphobia or whatever "an epidemic".


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You lowly proles go and support cinemas; we film critics, cultural elites, can't risk our lives.
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I daresay that kid is mentally more mature than Bobby.

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But I disagree with the idea that nothing of value would be lost. We'd lose this thread, and all the wonderful associations we've made in our collective fascination with the Curious Object Known As Bob Chipman! We are his unintentional offspring, like a patch of flavorful mushrooms that grows amid the toxic effluvia of some dying, overfed livestock.
Jesus man, that's scarier than all Lovecraft novels combined. Imagine Bob's stupidity unintentionally infecting your mind. I did powerlevel a bit a while ago where I said that my english improved during the months I took a break from this thread.
Now imagine Bob's seed entering you and you being somehow linked to the Chipman's by osmosis.
 
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Why does not believing in Christ automatically make me anti-Christian? And what am I up against?
Positron is referring specifically to the fedora tippers online. They enjoy attacking Christianity because it is a "safe" target and they know they will be lionized for it. They would never dare question, say, Islam, and not just on personal safety grounds. In their mind, a religion practiced by brown and black people is sacred and should be treated only with respect (never mind that Christianity is quite prevalent in Africa and South America.)

As for what they are up against? None of them take the time to learn about Christianity- its beliefs, the denominations, its history, etc. All they care about is attacking Christianity.
 
Moviebob doesn't restrain his laughter at the deaths of those who are unvaccinated. Moviebob laughs loud, he laughs hard, and he laughs with vile obnoxiousness.

Actually, I don't get the sense he's laughing now that I think about it.

While he may type "ha ha" from time to time, it's not the jocular kind that comes from taking light of a situation. As Matt pointed out in the video, it's more like the Emperor cackling as he corrupts Luke Skywalker.... and it is ghoulish.

When an alleged "antivaxer" dies and Bob says "Ooops, looks like another dumbass voted for their own death, ha ha" , the flippancy of that statement is purely performative. If the intent and malice behind his words as evidenced by his unbroken string of hate over the years would be given form, it would be of a ghoulish robed figure filling out a death ledger stopping when he notices one of the names and muttering "good" under his breath before moving on.

Bob doesn't laugh at you, he can't, he can't see enough humanity in his enemies to even make them worthy of the subject of a joke.

He says he's laughing because, like a sociopath, he realizes that's what society expects him to do, less he out himself and make his plans harder to formulate, but it's not his natural reaction.

His natural reaction to anyone not supporting him dying, even a total stranger, is just to rub his hands together and think "Yesssssss..... one step closer to immortality"

He's not making light of death as a coping mechanism, or even to direct policy, he's celebrating that HE gains from it (in his own perverse mind, naturally, he really gains nothing from it)

That's why he's so loathsome.

In the original Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde , everyone who meets Hyde feels uneasy, and looking him right in the face causes immediate repulsion on the part of the viewer. Some people will even claim his face is deformed, even though they can't point to any one feature that is out of place. The idea is that his incredible depravity and indifference to humanity shows through so badly that merely being near him makes one aware of it.

I get that same feeling from reading Bob's tweets.

He can dress it up as humor, even dark humor, but the reason it never feels like he's laughing is because the fingers may type "ha ha ha" but the face they're attached to is grinning ear-to-ear and dreaming of how fancy that rocket ship throne he's going to get will look.
 
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But it is okay to call racism or transphobia or whatever "an epidemic".
While much of this was a reminder of why I don't keep up with this thread much (Robert is such a loathsome individual, many of the people he follows and interacts with aren't much better, and as others have pointed out, there's not much catharsis anymore because he's in the Spoony zone of e-celeb failure, so it's all just depressing and infuriating) him retweeting something whining about the horrific medical abuse of fat shaming does show that he can still deliver the unintentional comedy gold occasionally.

>Openly fantasizing about torturing and Holodomor-ing people for voting the wrong way is cool and funny
>Mocking me for being fat is a crime against humanity
-Robert "Diabeeto" Chipman
 
Positron is referring specifically to the fedora tippers online. They enjoy attacking Christianity because it is a "safe" target and they know they will be lionized for it. They would never dare question, say, Islam, and not just on personal safety grounds. In their mind, a religion practiced by brown and black people is sacred and should be treated only with respect (never mind that Christianity is quite prevalent in Africa and South America.)

As for what they are up against? None of them take the time to learn about Christianity- its beliefs, the denominations, its history, etc. All they care about is attacking Christianity.
Oh, you mean Euphorics. Yea, fuck them.

And fuck Islam too. It's everything I object to about Christianity but even worse.
 
Actually, I don't get the sense he's laughing now that I think about it.

While he may type "ha ha" from time to time, it's not the jocular kind that comes from taking light of a situation. As Matt pointed out in the video, it's more like the Emperor cackling as he corrupts Luke Skywalker.... and it is ghoulish.

When an alleged "antivaxer" dies and Bob says "Ooops, looks like another dumbass voted for their own death, ha ha" , the flippancy of that statement is purely performative. If the intent and malice behind his words as evidenced by his unbroken string of hate over the years would be given form, it would be of a ghoulish robed figure filling out a death ledger stopping when he notices one of the names and muttering "good" under his breath before moving on.

Bob doesn't laugh at you, he can't, he can't see enough humanity in his enemies to even make them worthy of the subject of a joke.

He says he's laughing because, like a sociopath, he realizes that's what society expects him to do, less he out himself and make his plans harder to formulate, but it's not his natural reaction.

His natural reaction to anyone not supporting him dying, even a total stranger, is just to rub his hands together and think "Yesssssss..... one step closer to immortality"

He's not making light of death as a coping mechanism, or even to direct policy, he's celebrating that HE gains from it (in his own perverse mind, naturally, he really gains nothing from it)

That's why he's so loathsome.

In the original Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde , everyone who meets Hyde feels uneasy, and looking him right in the face causes immediate repulsion on the part of the viewer. Some people will even claim his face is deformed, even though they can't point to any one feature that is out of place. The idea is that his incredible depravity and indifference to humanity shows through so badly that merely being near him makes one aware of it.

I get that same feeling from reading Bob's tweets.

He can dress it up as humor, even dark humor, but the reason it never feels like he's laughing is because the fingers may type "ha ha ha" but the face they're attached to is grinning ear-to-ear and dreaming of how fancy that rocket ship throne he's going to get will look.
To continue with some Batman sperging:

Someone made a excellent point why the Joker is the best and most sinister of all Batman villains.

It is his laughter. The Joker's laughter is laughter that is totally devoid of any joy, and that is the scariest laughter of all.
 
He's terrible with money. 2012 is when he finally got a set salary from the Escapist so he could actually move out. From what I've seen, he could have moved out earlier but he spends any dollar in his pocket and can't save. Especially when he's only paid once a month.
As time passes, Bob looks more and more like Chris. Let's pray that the similarities end here lol!

I can’t believe this psychopathic mother fucker actually referred to himself as a “relevant person”

That screenshot dump is some scary shit.
Narcissists are precisely like that, some random assholes with god complexes. Even famous ones are disliked by many because of that behaviour!
I wonder if it's dissatisfaction with their place in life, a kind of mid-life crisis issue.
Or all of the above lol!

Seriously now, as people get older they tend to feel the passage of time more intensely. Dealing with this isn't easy, it brings emotional distress to people and helps to reinforce certain personality traits, and frankly, if they were manbaby assholes like Bob they probably aren't changing for the better!

Just imagine waking up, realizing you lived a good deal of your life. Someone with a good life gets worried, someone with a bad life feels despair, the conclusions might vary wildly but in the end the feeling of dread pushes people further in certain directions. Some try to cherish their loved ones, others try to relive their youth, and some simply double down on who they currently are, Bob being firmly on the last group!

While much of this was a reminder of why I don't keep up with this thread much (Robert is such a loathsome individual, many of the people he follows and interacts with aren't much better, and as others have pointed out, there's not much catharsis anymore because he's in the Spoony zone of e-celeb failure, so it's all just depressing and infuriating) him retweeting something whining about the horrific medical abuse of fat shaming does show that he can still deliver the unintentional comedy gold occasionally.
Blobert is actually an educational lolcow! I learn a lot by seeing how this guy behaves and how much people hate him for it. What Bob gets is that he isn't hated for being fat (people use that fact as a way to mock him), he isn't hated for being a geek, people hate Bob precisely because he is a fucking narcissistic asshole with delusions of grandeur and genocidal fantasies!

Violence is associated with venting. Some people go on rampages in video games to vent after a long day, others craft artworks about that, some go to the range to shoot targets as relaxation. All in all, it's normal behaviour (as long as nobody gets hurt), we are primates after all, but only a fucking asshole vents by being a bully or by openly wishing death to entire groups of people, like Bob does!

Sometimes Bob reminds me of the loner kids at school that coped with their failures by fantasizing about their grandiose futures instead of working on socializing. Many of these kids grow up to be normal, functioning members of society, but Bob is still fucking stuck in his edgy preteen phase at fucking 40 years old!
 
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I find it a boring scene that should be straight into the dumpster, even in a much shorter movie. You be the judge.
I'm probably the nicest guy on this forum re: Eternals, and even I can see why that scene was cut. It's cute (and the "Uranus" joke was more natural than 90% of the humor in Marvel movies these days) but really all it does is reinforce Phastos' identity as a family man, which is a trait that's already integral to the character and probably the most explored aspect of any Eternal. It's akin to "another scene of Druig being aloof and contemptuous" or "another scene of Thena having space robot PTSD."

As far as "deeply humanistic filmmaking" (or, as we non-blue-curtain plebs call it, "character driven") .... yeah. This is Chloe Zhao, a woman who made her name with slow-paced, introspective character studies. "Character driven" is the free square here.
 
Nutter (Angel?) predicts covid will accelerate white supremacy and fascism, based on the premise (according to CDC) that white people are less likely to get the vaccine and will soon be dying like flies.
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So speaks Moviebob, a fascist who openly condones violent behavior.



I'd say Moviebob is an organized racist, but I doubt Moviebob is organized.



I may be an asshole for calling Moviebob a eugenicist, but at least I'm an asshole who's telling the truth for calling Moviebob a eugenicist.



"Ban teaching history"? You mean the banning of actual U.S. history... or the banning of Critical Race Applied Principles? Because I firmly believe Leftists like Moviebob would happily erase actual U.S. history before re-write it to make the Democratic Party look like the good guys.



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But it is okay to call racism or transphobia or whatever "an epidemic".
Even if Moviebob isn't morbidly obese, he does have terminal cases of stage-four idiocy, stage-four hatred, and stage-four ignorance.
 
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