Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Moviebob calls for smart people run Florida. Ergo, Moviebob disqualifies himself from governing Florida at any level:
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Jaime's response is in regards to unfunny fuckwad Stephen Colbert interviewing Fauxcahontas regarding why the Senate doesn't eliminate filibuster procedures.
I for one am all for requiring public officials to have to take IQ tests, as well as drug tests, background checks involving conflicts of interest, and tests that prove they know the constitution.

What happens when the dumb people are in your camp?
 
Moviebob calls for smart people run Florida. Ergo, Moviebob disqualifies himself from governing Florida at any level:
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Jaime's response is in regards to unfunny fuckwad Stephen Colbert interviewing Fauxcahontas regarding why the Senate doesn't eliminate filibuster procedures.
The smart people that run cities where people shit in streets and leave syringes everywhere, Walgreens can't stay open because of theft and looting, and homeless dudes pick up guns and ice people. Truly the shining city on the hill, San Fran.
 
If Bob's one of the smart folks why doesn't he live in the nearby major city instead of 80% WHITE TRASH Essex County that's only 4% Black? Is Boston too Black and gay and female for him? Too much 21st Century intellectual capital being developed in Boston that he can't compete with?
 
If Bob's one of the smart folks why doesn't he live in the nearby major city instead of 80% WHITE TRASH Essex County that's only 4% Black? Is Boston too Black and gay and female for him? Too much 21st Century intellectual capital being developed in Boston that he can't compete with?

I do like how Bob claims that he is global, and not limited by borders, when he's been living in the same basic area, in the same state, in the same country, for his entire life.
 
Bob wants "smart people" to run Florida? It's doing better than half the fucking states in the union right now. It's doing so well that AOC went down there for vacation. It seems to me that "smart people" are already running it.
Bob's definition of smart people is people who agree with him.

He probably assumes that the whole state went to shit after the 80s because all he knows about it is it's in the south, and the Florida Man meme.
 
The smart people that run cities where people shit in streets and leave syringes everywhere, Walgreens can't stay open because of theft and looting, and homeless dudes pick up guns and ice people. Truly the shining city on the hill, San Fran.
Bob dismisses designated shitting streets and syringes everywhere and any of that other stuff with "LOL it was just one protest with a dumpster fire and a few activists, Tucker Carlson's lying for clickbaits, friend-o!"
 
Personally, I call bullshit on the "I read psychology books to own my therapist :smug:" story. What I think is much more likely is that Bob was just an obstinate little shit, refusing to cooperate with his therapist at all. Years later, he concocted this lie to make himself look like a child genius, when the truth is that he was an angry sped that couldn't be helped.

I mean, let's face it, Bob has problems grasping basic psychological concepts now. How likely is it that he could figure them out then?
I can confirm, even the dumbest kid can trump that kind of psychology. In fact in my line of work, it usually is. Because they don't understand consequences. And you may have noticed Bob struggles with that.

Really, whats one day not realizing that being a miserable cunt will ruin your chances at a future, so perhaps maybe fix that. To posting online like a miserable cunt while whining about not having a future.
 
I can confirm, even the dumbest kid can trump that kind of psychology. In fact in my line of work, it usually is. Because they don't understand consequences. And you may have noticed Bob struggles with that.

Really, whats one day not realizing that being a miserable cunt will ruin your chances at a future, so perhaps maybe fix that. To posting online like a miserable cunt while whining about not having a future.
It's singularly mindblowing that Bob on one hand demands consequences of Voting Republican/Drumpf (and extreme ones at that, to wit; depersoning and starvation/conversion into Paste ™️ ), but doesn't seem to grok the consequences of HIS own actions (like, say, the Hotdog Abortion Blowout/Nuking from Orbit of Bob's desperate hope that Lindsay Ellis would ever, in a million years, leave that soy goy she married and touch Bob's peepee.) But such is the pathology of the autistic narcissist.
 
I do like how Bob claims that he is global, and not limited by borders, when he's been living in the same basic area, in the same state, in the same country, for his entire life.
The only thing global about Bob is the relative shape of his stomach.

He wouldn't function very well outside of that particular corner of Massachusetts anyway. It would be tough for him to live in another area of the state, let alone another part of America or even the world. The reason is that he's really comfortable where he is and any sort of adversity that comes with adjusting to a new environment would be too much of a strain. He'd immediately call his mom or younger brother to bail him out.
It's singularly mindblowing that Bob on one hand demands consequences of Voting Republican/Drumpf (and extreme ones at that, to wit; depersoning and starvation/conversion into Paste ™️ ), but doesn't seem to grok the consequences of HIS own actions (like, say, the Hotdog Abortion Blowout/Nuking from Orbit of Bob's desperate hope that Lindsay Ellis would ever, in a million years, leave that soy goy she married and touch Bob's peepee.) But such is the pathology of the autistic narcissist.
When you're living in an online world most of the time and you're too small time for the notorious headhunters on your side to even bother canceling you, the perception that you can't be wrong will fester rather easily.
 
Quick! Throw @Bender at him!
We can't do that. No robot has done anything bad enough to deserve Bob having his way with them. Plus, I have to think that Bob raping a robot is when "Kill all humans!" goes from words to actions. I don't want to die because Bob's a sick pervert who can't keep it in his pants around our artificial friends.
 
If Bob's one of the smart folks why doesn't he live in the nearby major city instead of 80% WHITE TRASH Essex County that's only 4% Black? Is Boston too Black and gay and female for him? Too much 21st Century intellectual capital being developed in Boston that he can't compete with?
Because that's where family who will give him a place to sleep with little to no rent live. Him living amongst/near minorities would keep him from buying plastic trite and donating to faceless organizations that just funnel that money to the DNC.
 
Glenn Greenwald answered some inane one-liner from a rando, but he's never responded to Bobby.
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Nerdskull is either extremely confused or extremely disingenuous:
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"He is NOT a stoppable force". I can excuse this locution from an ESL writer.

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Bobby stirs up a hornet nest of Japanese-cartoon spergs.
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Even more cartoon and children shows:
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Bob being a clown has gone far, far beyond our borders. Was it just a week ago that some political checkmark clapped back at Bob, who was trying to dunk on him, with the Lindsay picture? Hell the 38 year old consoomer image, this image is over 2 years old fam, has it's own Know Your Meme page. Sure we may have started some of this but we no longer have to perpetuate it.
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He has multiple tweets with screenshots of people who've blocked him, gloating about how right wingers are such babies. I don't have anything to add. That's just funny.
I too am a man of culture as I'm a MST3K fan. I get very bad diminishing returns from Rifftrax. A noticeable amount of their jokes can be summed up as "Oh look at X. Oh wait! Did I say X? I meant ridiculous and verbose description of Y" or "Oh man I really like X and by that I mean the opposite". It gets old reeeeeeeeeeeeal fast. I'll give Bob credit for not sucking them off and using it as an excuse to flex his wikipedia knowledge of this flick, for whatever that's worth.
 
Nerdskull is either extremely confused or extremely disingenuous:
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Imagine thinking obscenity laws are still being seriously enforced in the United States. Or that the FCC is regularly clamping down on content in some non-vestigial way. The internet has carved a giant gaping hole in the center of what little active censorship was still standing after modern First Amendment jurisprudence.

Also the Satanic Panic (which was fairly global in the English speaking world) and, as Bob well knows because it once was his animating principle, the movements against "dirty" music, TV and video games in Bob's lifetime have been pretty bipartisan. They're also pretty dead.
 
Bob sounds like the stereotypical kid that was "raised BY TV". Not only that, unlike normal parents, his parents don't seem to have spent any time teaching him the difference between reality and fantasy. The only time they dragged him to therapy was when he was being a defiant little shit that had a problem with authority. (To be fair they probably shouldn't have had Child Psych books lying around, but how were they to know little Bob would actually READ them, let alone use them to sabotage his own therapy?! I don't think any parent expects such things.)

That never happened. He watched Good Will Hunting and inserted himself into this scene. It's about an overlooked working-class genius from Bah-stan using his high IQ to own authority figures and bang hot Harvard chicks, so you can see why he'd try to live vicariously though it.
 
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