Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob has one skill and one skill only - managing to get people from all walks of like to hate and wish harm on him.

Seriously, Bob sounds like a villain out of a Dickens novel.
Personally, I think he's closer to being a generic Saturday morning cartoon villain minus being an actual threat to anyone. He's completely one dimensional in his worldviews to almost a parodic degree and he routinely embarrasses himself, refusing to learn from his mistakes or change anything himself.
 
Personally, I think he's closer to being a generic Saturday morning cartoon villain minus being an actual threat to anyone. He's completely one dimensional in his worldviews to almost a parodic degree and he routinely embarrasses himself, refusing to learn from his mistakes or change anything himself.
Bob sounds like the stereotypical kid that was "raised BY TV". Not only that, unlike normal parents, his parents don't seem to have spent any time teaching him the difference between reality and fantasy. The only time they dragged him to therapy was when he was being a defiant little shit that had a problem with authority. (To be fair they probably shouldn't have had Child Psych books lying around, but how were they to know little Bob would actually READ them, let alone use them to sabotage his own therapy?! I don't think any parent expects such things.)
 
Bob sounds like the stereotypical kid that was "raised BY TV". Not only that, unlike normal parents, his parents don't seem to have spent any time teaching him the difference between reality and fantasy. The only time they dragged him to therapy was when he was being a defiant little shit that had a problem with authority. (To be fair they probably shouldn't have had Child Psych books lying around, but how were they to know little Bob would actually READ them, let alone use them to sabotage his own therapy?! I don't think any parent expects such things.)
Personally, I call bullshit on the "I read psychology books to own my therapist :smug:" story. What I think is much more likely is that Bob was just an obstinate little shit, refusing to cooperate with his therapist at all. Years later, he concocted this lie to make himself look like a child genius, when the truth is that he was an angry sped that couldn't be helped.

I mean, let's face it, Bob has problems grasping basic psychological concepts now. How likely is it that he could figure them out then?
 
What if he was visited not by Three Spirits of Christmas, but by Three Sprites of Mario?
You’re giving me flashbacks to his “Christmas special” where the exceptional moron used a Mario fire sprite in a fireplace as he “lectured” your relatives.

In truly exceptionally retarded Bob fashion he intended for you to show his video to your family over the holidays and it was supposed to convince them video games are a-okay!

I just remember watching it with my head in my hands back in 2006 or 2007 wondering why this retard was lecturing anyone. I thought “There’s no way he can top this!”

Then, years later, I’m on a gaming website and there’s a thread where people are dying laughing at the “Be a Better Gamer” video (I may have the name wrong)

TL;DR on that video: Bob could have said “Just don’t be me” and got the same point across far more effectively.

WAIT! How could I forget the time he recreated the chess scene from The Seventh Seal with himself dressed as Captain N playing Mario Chess and did such a bad job with the “Green screen” that the bottle of dish soap in the background was displaying his overlay.

As a former Underthunker hate watcher I highly recommend that series if you find yourself in need of an example of Dunning-Krueger and it has to be a YouTube video.
 
Yeah, even Ebeneezer Scrooge cleaned up his act after getting properly called out by 3 spirits and shown the consequences of his tightwaddedness. Bob will likely never have such a "come to Jesus" moment because 1) he thinks Jesus doesn't exist and 2) that's Believer talk.
And 3) If a God or even a lesser avatar of the spirit world showed up to act as a guide? Bob would berate it for not smiting his enemies and wasting time moralizing to someone who already knows how to properly act.
 
This is something I brought up a few days ago and I've been thinking about it and want to put a question/statement into the universe. This will be directed at Blobby and his Angels but especially Blobby who loves to try and push the saying "Believers vs Thinkers" with the idea anyone of faith is someone who rejects science and thus their opinion must be rejected.

Blobby also pushes the idea Transgender Women are Real Women and not a different group than biologically born females which IMO rejects science and makes Blobby a "Believer" and not a Thinker.

Dilation what's Dilation it is the act of putting a dilator (AKA Dildo) into a trans woman's "vagina" so it doesn't shrink in size and depth, they must do this regularly and for life and it's painful by trans women's own testimonies but if not done their genetically coded male bodies will view their "vaginas" for what they are Inverted Nut Sacks with an open wound in the middle, Thus their bodies wants to close it much like how the human body wants to close piercings. Now born females don't need to do this outside for recreational activities because their bodies see the vagina as a nature organ of the female body. Meaning biology sees a difference between the real female and the trans female. So, no Blobby trans women aren't real women and you are a believer and not a thinker.

Speaking of Troons they are by nature believers. I have a relative who suffers from paranoid schizophrenia for the last 20 years I have watched them descend into madness. This person who I once loved spending time with is someone I now hate going out in public with because they truly believe that a former sports figure and his "minions" have been stalking them for the last 20 years. They have contacted the police and FBI many years ago and once they were told it wasn't happening it wasn't even possible. They came to the conclusion the agencies were in on it. They live like a virtual prisoner in their home barricading the doors and having newspaper on the windows to stop force entries and spying from people who aren't there. They do all this because their brain is telling them it's real it's happening. So, since their brain is telling them this should we arrest the person they hold response for this? Should we reject reality to appease their fantasies? The answer is very simple no they have a mental illness and we as a society don't force reality to bend to their insanity.

Unless it's the transgender their minds are telling them they're one gender as their genetics tell them they're another. We as a society with the pronoun game and choosing genders are rejecting the science of their bodies to appease their delusions of their minds. This is no different than holding people responsible for the made-up crimes of the mentally ill. We are rejecting science, logic, and reason for belief. So, congrats Bobert you have helped to make the world a world of believers.
 
Personally, I call bullshit on the "I read psychology books to own my therapist :smug:" story. What I think is much more likely is that Bob was just an obstinate little shit, refusing to cooperate with his therapist at all. Years later, he concocted this lie to make himself look like a child genius, when the truth is that he was an angry sped that couldn't be helped.

I mean, let's face it, Bob has problems grasping basic psychological concepts now. How likely is it that he could figure them out then?
Oh I could buy that the Chipmans, in their extreme frustration, bought book after book trying to figure out where they went wrong why Bob was such a hellion of a crotch goblin. I can also buy Bob, like the consummate autist he is, reading said books. However I will agree that in no terms or in no reasonable expectation is Bob capable of fully comprehending what he read, then or now.
 
If we didn't have an entire mountain range's worth of evidence that Bob is a real living*, breathing human being I'd assume he was an especially poorly written Saturday morning cartoon villain. Or some sort outlandish lefty straw-man thought up by some hacky conservative. It's actual so weird to take a step back and think about how Bob is an actual person and is being completely genuine in his outlandish tendencies.
*I use living very loosely. Whatever Bob is doing is most certainly not living. Closer to just existing, really.
 
Welcome back Flexo! And a good news for you -- Bobby cares for your kind!
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Chatbots cause domestic violence. Men! If you want to blow off steam, do as Bobby does and insult real-life conservative women! Leave those poor AIs alone!

Fresh example:
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With his PhD acumen, Luke dissects the phenomenon of men verbally abusing chatbots:
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Feedbacks on Bobby's take on Rand Paul:
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BMJ article. The author doesn't compare the protection of disposable surgical masks and cloth masks. Hence she doesn't refute what Paul said.

"Elite" -- person who has succumbed to the covid vaccine:
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It isn't "hellscape"; it's just wealth being redistributed and reparations being made.
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Can't buy bread? Blame your State government, not Biden!
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Bobby doesn't believe in "wokewashing". When CIA declare their diversity directive, it means they've rebranded to be up with the times. GG stands for Glenn Greenwald.
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Because a spying organization would announce in public "Brown people! You're now our target"... but then we are talking about CIA, who have a collective intelligence roughly comparable to Bobby...

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I thought MLK is problematic? (Archive of LA Times op-ed)

Stalin and Pol-Pot aren't true communists. Mao understands Communism is a tool not a belief, so China is thriving.
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Bobby's Angels:
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The original poster:
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The second line of emojis reads "man goes under the knife to become a clown". When has Bobby become so transphobic?


Bobby insults Jeremy Iron's career because he thinks male feminist Joss Whedon is worse than Zack Synder:
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Bobby hates Superman so much that he wishes to ruin it beyond the pale:
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The "This is the year without Heroes" tweet is still paying dividends.
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Cartoon:
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Cuphead the Cartoon:
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Bobby thinks almost all streaming services are operating at or near loss. I'm not familiar about the economics of Big Media, any takers?
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Most of Bobby's respondents are as clueless as I am.

As if the reputation of Joss Whedon has not gone to the septic tank already, now Angels consider him a terf. The convo then switch to Harry Potter bullshit and I can't follow.
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The projection is blinding me. See: Cuties.

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This can't be our Bobby right?
 
"Elite" -- person who has succumbed to the covid vaccine:
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As said by Moviebob, coastal elitist and Techocrat dandy.



It isn't "hellscape"; it's just wealth being redistributed and reparations being made.
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Racist Moviebob is racist.



Can't buy bread? Blame your State government, not Biden!
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And if your grocery store's shelves are improperly stocked, feel free to blame Moviebob. After all, this is karma for MAGA stealing the fyuuchaa Bob earned because he voted for Führer Hillary.



Seeing as how Bob wasn't born with a robotic body... I'll let everyone else come to their own conclusions.



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The second line of emojis reads "man goes under the knife to become a clown". When has Bobby become so transphobic?
Really? I'd figure that trio of emoji leads to the impression that Moviebob wants to murder circus performers.



The "This is the year without Heroes" tweet is still paying dividends.
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No, Moviebob isn't three years old, but he sure acts like he is.



Moviebob's no nerd. Moviebob is a dork.
 
I remember first seeing troons trying to claim dinosaurs as their own thing back in October and apparently it hasn't died down yet. Once again I'm proven wrong and Jurassic Park wasn't about the hubris of men defying God and nature but it's about dinosaurs trooning out.
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I must be suffering brain damage and made up wholesale the T-Rex breaking out of her pen because Nedry powered down the entire park, releasing all the dinos in the process. She broke out because no one thought that she could suddenly become a man. How's it feel being bamboozled, BIGOTS!?
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Just kidding, this is my favorite
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I don't know about all y'all but I'm perfectly fine with troons taking over dinosaurs. We all know what happened to the dino bros, don't we?

HOLD THE GODDAMNED PHONE! I was about ready to hit post then I decided to look at Jordy's bio.
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Because of course he does.
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And before you get too curious, no I wasn't able to find a dick pick but he does proudly put out a before and after.
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The more I stare into the abyss that is Bob and his ilk the more it stares back into me...
 
And before you get too curious, no I wasn't able to find a dick pick but he does proudly put out a before and after.
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The more I stare into the abyss that is Bob and his ilk the more it stares back into me...
Scammed people out of $40,000 with his blatantly fake photos:
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Welcome back Flexo! And a good news for you -- Bobby cares for your kind!
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Chatbots cause domestic violence. Men! If you want to blow off steam, do as Bobby does and insult real-life conservative women! Leave those poor AIs alone!
This proves Bob has never gotten his feelings out in his life. Twitter is not going to let you do it, it's a drug. Yes, sometimes projecting frustration on an unfeeling object will let you do that. Video games are one way. But since I discovered the heavy bag, I find that's better in the end. My point is, Bob is fat and should exercise, or at least play vidya so he'll stop posting on Twitter for a bit.
Can't buy bread? Blame your State government, not Biden!
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I'd be willing to listen if you faggots didn't blame everything on Trump. So now, everything bad is the president's fault. Automatically. Enjoy, you hateful psychotics masquerading as a free people.
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I thought MLK is problematic? (Archive of LA Times op-ed)
Don't like MLK, so sure, I'm down with spitting on his corpse. Strom Thurmond was the real nigga, he didn't let commies into his movement.
Stalin and Pol-Pot aren't true communists. Mao understands Communism is a tool not a belief, so China is thriving.
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No, that was what Pooh's predecessor did. Xi is cracking down hard on any given personal freedoms and let tencent create a free Tiktok so the nation of whores (well, nations technically) can destroy themselves a little bit more.
Bobby insults Jeremy Iron's career because he thinks male feminist Joss Whedon is worse than Zack Synder:
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Bob, as a critic you should know insulting Jeremy Irons, one of the most accomplished actors of our time, is grounds for mockery at best, the end of a career at worst. And since you have no career...

And as an aside, every actor has been in bad movies. A bitch gotta get paid, you know?
The "This is the year without Heroes" tweet is still paying dividends.
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Bob, as a critic you should be able to be friends with someone who respects the classics. Especially your classic crayon-eating autism.
All right Bobby, show us on the doll where the REAL game overthinkers touched you. Or was it just the lack of journo mode? Bet you didn't even get through the tutorial.
It is every time you take a shit. You're a tribute to the exploding henchman at the end of the movie.

Man, Bob is throwing some easy pitches today.
Ice Cream Patriot, beats up the bad guys then hands out ice cream. FOR AMERICA!
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This can't be our Bobby right?
White man has to walk on eggshells so that he can keep his job and feed his family while troons and niggers get to do whatever they want. This is a fun game!
 
Scammed people out of $40,000 with his blatantly fake photos:
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"give me money or I'll kill myself" is a great way to get people to give you pitty bucks.

Let's CSI this shit. I saw the the GFM and the pic seemed off to me too. This is what he claims to have looked like 10 years ago.
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And this is from the GFM
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The two "men" pics don't look too much the same to me, though that may be the weight difference, one looks inebriated, one looks pissed off, and my crippling face blindness. Neither pic has boobies unlike the trans pic. So why does this tranny with the uncanny valley passing face and fake tits need more surgery? He already says on his twitter that he doesn't bother altering his voice. Though it's not like any of this speculation even matters. He'll run this scam like so many before and after him, people will gladly donate and they'll do it because trans people are dying in the streets every day in America, literally stepping over bodies to get to Taco Bell, and someone needs to do SOMETHING! Bob is that someone and the something he'll do is perpetuate the myth for reasons I struggle to comprehend.
 
"give me money or I'll kill myself" is a great way to get people to give you pitty bucks.

Let's CSI this shit. I saw the the GFM and the pic seemed off to me too. This is what he claims to have looked like 10 years ago.
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And this is from the GFM
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The two "men" pics don't look too much the same to me, though that may be the weight difference, one looks inebriated, one looks pissed off, and my crippling face blindness. Neither pic has boobies unlike the trans pic. So why does this tranny with the uncanny valley passing face and fake tits need more surgery? He already says on his twitter that he doesn't bother altering his voice. Though it's not like any of this speculation even matters. He'll run this scam like so many before and after him, people will gladly donate and they'll do it because trans people are dying in the streets every day in America, literally stepping over bodies to get to Taco Bell, and someone needs to do SOMETHING! Bob is that someone and the something he'll do is perpetuate the myth for reasons I struggle to comprehend.
Both men look the same - one has just lost a ton of weight in preparation for trooning out. This before/after picture is a perfect encapsulation of what these loonies are. On the left, a Repzion clone who probably never got any respect in school. He's a schlub who craves attention. On the right is the plastic idol he wishes to possess - the end all/be all of existence. The essence and power of femininity that the man hopes to harness to gain the adoration and moral authority that could never be his if he remained the inferior male that he was born as. This is the stark choice for today's incels: try to hack it as a cottage-cheese-muscled homunculous who repels girls, or try to become a girl by harnessing the darkest forces of Science. No wonder people are reminded of Jurassic Park when they see this shit.
 
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