Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Indeed "conservative communist" is a contradiction of terms, but Bobby's interpretation of the word "conservative" makes even less sense.

Bobby thinks the oppressed must fight their own fights and choose their own fighters. So who gave him the permission to fight for Blacks and Trannies?


Hollywood answered the prayers of both Bobby and commies:


Bobby is working class and he cares about gay rights, ergo the working class cares about gay rights.


Peter Coffin is working class, just like Bobby, while sexual degenerates debate the currency of the term "latinx"

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Glenn Greenwald hates how CIA is striving for more diversity:


Jen Psaki tells businesses how to do business:

The worst person you know is right again.

Tranny drama involving someone called "transscribe". Cancel culture is mostly fake unless when it affects trannies. Bobby supports trannies no matter what bad things they do, because failure to do so will give MAGA a chance.

Nah, not allowing people to make mistakes is exactly what SJWs do.

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Joss Whedon got roasted for more misogynistic deflections.




Update on yesterday's "baby food movies on airplanes" slapfight:

The very fact that Bobby ever retweeted such a tweet already tell you what kind of person he is. That offending tweet, by one FCardamenis, is now either set to private or deleted.

Capeshit. Bobby's link is a Film Theory video.











Lesser Brother will drink this, just as he wanted Buffalo-Wings flavor beer.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

everyone on his block had Goldeneye for the N64 growing up.

Acid test for that: See how he describes Oddjob, specifically his height.

That's why he thinks Bond is a kids franchise

I suppose James Bond Jr. is listed on Wikipedia somewhere. (Speaking of failing to depict Oddjob accurately, I'm not sure if "Nick Nack with a hat" or "pale black guy" is the worst.)

I'm not one to Internet Tough Guy but I think I can get away with it in this case: Name the time, name the place, Blobby. Put all your fighting experience against a middle-aged gimpy Leaf like me, we'll see what happens.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Anyone living in America that thinks both parties have moved to the right in the last couple years is clearly out of phase with reality.

I'm not sure why Bob fights with the commies so much. I feel like he'd love them like all good permanently online libs. He gets to see the working class abused by the government, the filthy believers get repressed by the state, and he gets some godawful brutalist architecture for his nightmare sprawl of a cityscape. I'd think it would be right up his alley.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The number of Bond movies Bob has watched from beginning to end can probably be counted on one hand, and his "knowledge" of Bond is mostly from the fact he gets parodied all the time in cartoons and everyone on his block had Goldeneye for the N64 growing up. That's why he thinks Bond is a kids franchise - he only ever got exposed to it through pop cultural osmosis, not the primary source.

I agree he's only seen the parodies, plus the Craig movies because he saw them for his movie reviews, but I doubt he ever played Goldeneye. Not just because it's an FPS, but also because Bob clearly didn't have friends in that time, he'd pissed everyone off so much no one wanted to be around him.

Anyone living in America that thinks both parties have moved to the right in the last couple years is clearly out of phase with reality.

I'm not sure why Bob fights with the commies so much. I feel like he'd love them like all good permanently online libs. He gets to see the working class abused by the government, the filthy believers get repressed by the state, and he gets some godawful brutalist architecture for his nightmare sprawl of a cityscape. I'd think it would be right up his alley.

He hates communism because it wants to elevate people so they have good lives. Bob wants to be a billionaire living in a mansion in the clouds, laughing at the peasants who are beneath his notice.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Hollywood answered the prayers of both Bobby and commies:
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"The grownup version of toddlers putting on a little play in their garage."

Robert, did you forget who you are? Do we have to play the finale of The Game Overthinker again? Even taking into account the difference in budget, I don't think you'll come out of that comparison on top.

Overly simplistic moralism in film isn't something you're in any position to complain about either. So this boils down to "The guys they say are bad and good are the opposite of the guys I say are bad and good! Cringe!" Which is just partisan political shit slinging posing as artistic critique.

His comment that he remembers when commies were the fun ones is pretty weird, considering he used to be a Randian objectivist who thought Hilary Clinton was "quite evil" before he became the worst sort of woke neoliberal. When were these halcyon days of commie fun for Bob?

 

[Peep Plops]

It is truly mind-blowing how this fat retard who ostensibly writes for a living is so fucking bad at it. Endless witless witticisms peppered with Wikipedia-researched facts all strung together with pointless asides and references. It's like an AI somehow became sentient and retarded at the same time.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Anyone living in America that thinks both parties have moved to the right in the last couple years is clearly out of phase with reality.

I'm not sure why Bob fights with the commies so much. I feel like he'd love them like all good permanently online libs. He gets to see the working class abused by the government, the filthy believers get repressed by the state, and he gets some godawful brutalist architecture for his nightmare sprawl of a cityscape. I'd think it would be right up his alley.

Because Communists are opposed to his precious corporations, of course. Also he thinks of himself as a temporarily embarrassed billionaire rather than a pleb, and Communism would deny him a chance to ever fix this inexplicable injustice.

 

[The tired cat]

Hollywood answered the prayers of both Bobby and commies:
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Not that I agree with fatboy. Buuuut....whenever Conservatives try to make movies or show it does boil down into straight-up propaganda (with examples like Atlas Shrugged, any religious movie etc), just as much when the left tries to get super preachy about their shit (the Black Christmas remake, a good season of Dr.Who and etc), so really...this would be the moment where fatass should have stopped and gone "Oh wait...we aren't really all that different in being crazy preachers who scream about the end times...", but that's just me having dreams upon a falling star.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Not that I agree with fatboy. Buuuut....whenever Conservatives try to make movies or show it does boil down into straight-up propaganda (with examples like Atlas Shrugged, any religious movie etc), just as much when the left tries to get super preachy about their shit (the Black Christmas remake, a good season of Dr.Who and etc), so really...this would be the moment where fatass should have stopped and gone "Oh wait...we aren't really all that different in being crazy preachers who scream about the end times...", but that's just me having dreams upon a falling star.

Robert wants MORE of that though. He just wants it only from the left. Or some kind of weird radical technophile message where robots massacre evil luddite rednecks.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Sure on paper "Conservative Commie" sounds like an Oxymoron.

Also as mentioned Blobby's definition of "Conservative" is beyond ignorant and stupid.

With both those things said Blobby just remember most of those ex-pinko boomers in Russia, Poland, and other eastern block countries who now think fags, dykes, and troons should be drawn and quartered were raised Soviets.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Peter Coffin is working class, just like Bobby, while sexual degenerates debate the currency of the term "latinx"

Just a quick reminder that Lass_Library, the tranny in the middle, is a Mexican-America crypto-Jew, in the same Jew vein of ArchivistBex, autistic tranny coomer who's now arguing about the misspelling of a word that only brain damaged Americans care about because he identifies as a misspelling. Arkle, who's gone on record to say that he will have sex with anything that says it's a woman and himself is on the left and extremely online, shows his support for that bussy and all who are perpetually offended.

Tranny drama involving someone called "transscribe". Cancel culture is mostly fake unless when it affects trannies. Bobby supports trannies no matter what bad things they do, because failure to do so will give MAGA a chance.

Nah, not allowing people to make mistakes is exactly what SJWs do.

I tried looking a little into this because I swore I've seen this person before then I realized that I was getting him confused with a shitposter on twitter.

I will never not laugh at someone who acts as though writing on Medium is some sort of an accomplishment.

Another day, another question of whether or not this person Bob follows is an actual woman. This one was a lot faster to figure out.

That is a man.

A man puts on a wig and makes $2k a month. Good for him!

I got a little taken aback because the podcast about cancel culture that he does has a woman on it. So when the first voice I heard is that of a woman I think "maybe I've gotten it wrong, again" but then BAM! in comes that smooth Brianna Wu baritone and I have been vindicated. The actual woman on it looks like she lopped her tits off and now gets attention by calling herself Oliver and being annoying.

This is Kiwi Farms Network and you've just watched "Ralph Can't Tell If That's a Woman or Not", brought to you by Bob's Feed and Simp.

 

[TowinKarz]

Anyone living in America that thinks both parties have moved to the right in the last couple years is clearly out of phase with reality.

I'm not sure why Bob fights with the commies so much. I feel like he'd love them like all good permanently online libs. He gets to see the working class abused by the government, the filthy believers get repressed by the state, and he gets some godawful brutalist architecture for his nightmare sprawl of a cityscape. I'd think it would be right up his alley.

I think he's dimly aware that commies in charge = no bing bing wahoo. He can't pinpoint the mechanism by which it will happen (commies eventually censor all forms of expression) but seems to understand that communists coming to power is at least bad for the arts, well, the only arts he deems worthy: mass produced franchises, but still - stopped clock.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

You know, if I took a drill bit through the skull and decided to troon out I think I'd aim a bit higher than "Mannish Felicia Day".

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think he's dimly aware that commies in charge = no bing bing wahoo. He can't pinpoint the mechanism by which it will happen (commies eventually censor all forms of expression) but seems to understand that communists coming to power is at least bad for the arts, well, the only arts he deems worthy: mass produced franchises, but still - stopped clock.

No corporations = no Disney or Nintendo.

That is the be all, end all of Robert's beef with communism. Maybe there's some "Russian man bad" sentiment in there because of his views on Putin, but the main thing is that instituting communism would mean shutting down the brands he loves as much as his own family members. It's funny, in a way Diabeeto is like how a lot of left wingers strawman right wingers. He literally loves corporations and personifies them through their spokespeople and mascots.

 

[Flexo]

So I ended up not really being able to check on the thread during the holidays (and then when they ended... I just didn't want to). However, checking up on it again... I became inspired.

As I catch up on the... 63! pages I'm behind on, I'm going to be engaging a little meme project of putting Bob quotes on certain images. I hope you all find this to be a sufficient late tax.






I'm not going to read @Positron's posts in as much detail as I usually do, but skimming them for quality Bob words to meme. Wish me luck.

Thank you so much for the compliment, and posting one of my favorite gags from AD. But the dirty little secret is almost anybody in this thread is capable of writing a better pitch than Bob. If I picked a random person in this thread and said "Give me a pitch for a Megaman/Captain Planet/Care Bears movie in 48 hours or you have to eat dog shit from a bowl. Minimum 800 words." I'd end up with way more entertaining to read. It'd also definitely make a better movie if they actually produced it. Even if it was just a dumb shitpost or a parody.

That legit sounds like a fun forum tagging game. Like... @Mola Ram! Give us a quick Care Bears movie pitch! (not 800 words though) Then after he did it, he could tag the next person and so on.

 

[Nate Higgers]

he has no assets or safety net in case it collapses

that’s probably why he’s so strongly in favor of gibs.

 

[TowinKarz]

. He literally loves corporations and personifies them through their spokespeople and mascots.

Because corporate globalism has never ever betrayed him, like so many flesh-and-blood people around him have!

Sony never told Bobby to get a job. Marvel never told him to make something of himself. Mahwio has never failed to appreciate his Big Brain takes! (well, he hasn't said "atsa right!" but he hasn't said "No, you are a-stupid!" so that's as good as endorsement!)

Point is, the consoom has been loyal to Bob, so Bob will be a good soldier for places like McDonalds and the Mushroom Kingdom in return. And he at least seems aware that the Reds would annex it if they had the chance.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Vete al carajo, maricones gringos.

Oh, sorry, I forgot. You're wokeshits. Vete al caraje, maricones gringues.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Anyone living in America that thinks both parties have moved to the right in the last couple years is clearly out of phase with reality.

I'm not sure why Bob fights with the commies so much. I feel like he'd love them like all good permanently online libs. He gets to see the working class abused by the government, the filthy believers get repressed by the state, and he gets some godawful brutalist architecture for his nightmare sprawl of a cityscape. I'd think it would be right up his alley.

Considering how many e-commies behave, it wouldn't be surprising if Bob hated them as much as he hates conservatives. Many of them talk about living in communes, having a very local lifestyle and that goes directly against Bob's vision of a futuristic utopia. Or maybe they go too far left even for his tastes, Bob is very much a worshipper of consumerism and corporations like Disney are natural enemies of any kind of communist, and I can easily picture Bob having an effigy of Mickey Mouse on his altar lol!

But again, if Bob let go of consumerism I can easily picture him going full Wumao and embracing CCP propaganda even more. But that isn't happening with his manbaby views lol!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The number of Bond movies Bob has watched from beginning to end can probably be counted on one hand, and his "knowledge" of Bond is mostly from the fact he gets parodied all the time in cartoons and everyone on his block had Goldeneye for the N64 growing up. That's why he thinks Bond is a kids franchise - he only ever got exposed to it through pop cultural osmosis, not the primary source.

"Primary source" for something like Bond is only what was written by Ian Fleming. films based on said novels would be a secondary source. videogames based on movies - tertiary source.