Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If you have diabetes, the amount of alcohol you should be taking ever again is absolutely zero. That's just stacking risk factor on risk factor. Has he said anything in the last 2-3 years about currently drinking? If so, he's an alcoholic.
Bob brags about controlling his diabetes, but if he's drinking as much as he portrays himself drinking, that's a lie. I'm thinking Bob is one of those diabetics who load up on medication to lower their insulin so they can eat whatever garbage they want without dying. Then they brag about having "controlled" their diabetes when all they've done is use drugs to keep it at bay just enough so they can enjoy their "average sized meal at McDonalds." They do nothing to address the root cause of the disease and the damage is still being done. Sure, modern medicine is good enough so that Bob could probably live another 30 years, but I guarantee the last ten of those years will be spent going in and out of doctors offices and hospitals like a revolving door. But Bob probably thinks that's a small price to pay compared to all the fun he'll have downing cases of 14 dollar craft beer at family barbeques.
 
Did you BIL meet him? What happened in 2017?


I don't get this impression at all. Bobby seems to genuinely hold his father dear. One reason he is especially emotionally invested in Guardian of the Galaxy was that the first film was the last he saw with his dad. Sure I can find more photos of Dad with Lesser Brother than Dad with Bobby, but then Bobby is not a camwhore like Chris.

I attribute his GOP/MAGA hatred purely to feminism poisoning.



Speaking of hugboxes:
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"My expert therapist fact checked my feelings and confirmed them for me. Your non-doctoral opinion that i am overreacting has been debunked by a professional. Do YOU have a medical degree verified by the state? I didn't think so."
 
Approximately 120 million people died over the last two years. Glad to know that those specific 5m are getting Arthur absolutely seething and then its called "the only sane reaction".

Look not to be glib, but people dying is not remotely unique or special. Yeah, in the first world, we managed to insulate ourselves pretty well from the idea that we're all constantly marching on to the great banana pepper farm in the sky, but its all just self deception.
 
Two nutters find company in each other, in their joint battle against the cruel, stupid world:
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Now we can put a face to one of Bobby's orbiters:
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While we're still on niggers:
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Bobby fantasizes dreamwork IPs being sold to Disney:
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I may not know what Bobby is yammering most of the time, but he knows Greek theater.
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So deus ex machina is good enough for Bobby. I can't imagine such a Cultural Elite is still stuck in Inferior Past mindset.

Disney x WWE (in Indonesia only). Two Elite tastes go better together:
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Bobby's Angel Sean MacLaggan talks about the real-life inspirations of horror-film mainstays:
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He-man:
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This is the moth:
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This is the "Mothman":
The article even admits that they don't really look alike except for having metalic-colored bodies and red eyes. Fucking journalism how does it work?
 
Two nutters find company in each other, in their joint battle against the cruel, stupid world:
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The only reason people say "soon" is because of retards like the above that want to stay at home, cuddle their Pinkie Pie body pillow, drink soda, and play videogames. Adults want to live their lives, you overgrown children. You can do all that shit I mentioned without lockdowns, and that's a net positive for the human race.
Now we can put a face to one of Bobby's orbiters:
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No. You do not look like Elijah McCoy. Elijah McCoy could beat your ass and not even break a sweat. And he'd do it for acting oppressed in an age where the word "nigger" is pretty much illegal.
While we're still on niggers:
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If this was made in 2005 I'd say it sounds interesting. But this is Current Year, so anything interesting about it would be removed so no one chimps out and burns down another black neighborhood.
Bobby fantasizes dreamwork IPs being sold to Disney:
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The problem is someone edited Eric Bana's Wikipedia page that day as a joke, and Bombat looks even dumber than usual.
I may not know what Bobby is yammering most of the time, but he knows Greek theater.
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So deus ex machina is good enough for Bobby. I can't imagine such a Cultural Elite is still stuck in Inferior Past mindset.
This is all you need to know about Bob's skill as a movie critic. He likes the laziest, dumbest, most asinine literary device in existence.
Disney x WWE (in Indonesia only). Two Elite tastes go better together:
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Please let this bomb...oh, what do I care, it's not like they can make the WWE even WORSE than it already is.
Bobby's Angel Sean MacLaggan talks about the real-life inspirations of horror-film mainstays:
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You're both retarded. Alfred Hitchcock got people to relax at blood in Psycho, so the 70s just HAD to take that and run it into the ground, much like everything else.
Bob, you're the least mature wombat on the Internet. Kevin Smith made damn sure no one would ever care about He-Man again, so I doubt there'll be even half as many people complaining about He-Man's lack of gains than you expect. Not to mention, the dude's got some shoulders on him. He could easily bulk up.
Rifftrax is still relevant?
I'm sure Showtime loves getting unsolicited pitches from upright wombats whose most significant achievement is not dying after marinading chicken in Mountain Dew for a fortnight.
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This is the moth:
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This is the "Mothman":
The article even admits that they don't really look alike except for having metalic-colored bodies and red eyes. Fucking journalism how does it work?
Journalists are subhumans. Not by birth, by education. They CHOSE it, much like Yugioh players. I can only hope @Flexo and his gang of robot overlords kills them first so I can laugh.
 
"My expert therapist fact checked my feelings and confirmed them for me. Your non-doctoral opinion that i am overreacting has been debunked by a professional. Do YOU have a medical degree verified by the state? I didn't think so."
"My therapist then said the hour was up and that I should think to up our sessions to twice a week or we could go longer at a double rate. Covid did this and only my therapist understands this and my worries."
Now we can put a face to one of Bobby's orbiters:
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lmao yeah look out ladies! Put on an extra pair of panties because you gone be soaked when you check out this drip.

I'm sorry but this is one ugly ass hairdo and for some reason he wants us all to focus on it. Nigga also must be face blind because he doesn't look anything like this inventor other than he's black.
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This is the moth:
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This is the "Mothman":
The article even admits that they don't really look alike except for having metalic-colored bodies and red eyes. Fucking journalism how does it work?
Even Bob throwing shade at this nerd lol.
 
Bob is very much like a greek play, hes destroying his life through his own hubris.

Just look at his last video, he basically whines about orange man bad and then concedes that hes losing paetrons. From what I remember he maybe makes 50k a year and lives in the Boston area so thats basically minimum wage, the mayo blue collar ghouls make literally more then him in Boston and in the wasteland make more then him if you adjust for cost of living.

So yeah according to his paetron he pulls in 40k the average plumber in Boston makes 66k, so unless he makes 26k through writing youtube videos and from his own small acount, a median plumber makes a lot more then him.

Now Im curious anyone have screencaps of the tard posting his big money claims?

He has 122k subs and at most gets 30k views per video so I cant imagine he makes any real money from youtube.

And as far as his gig work, I think he just has helped write a few episodes on another channel.
 
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Bob is very much like a greek play, hes destroying his life through his own hubris.

Just look at his last video, he basically whines about orange man bad and then concedes that hes losing paetrons. From what I remember he maybe makes 50k a year and lives in the Boston area so thats basically minimum wage, the mayo blue collar ghouls make literally more then him in Boston and in the wasteland make more then him if you adjust for cost of living.

So yeah according to his paetron he pulls in 40k the average plumber in Boston makes 66k, so unless he makes 26k through writing youtube videos and from his own small acount, a median plumber makes a lot more then him.

Now Im curious anyone have screencaps of the tard posting his big money claims?

He has 122k subs and at most gets 30k views per video so I cant imagine he makes any real money from youtube.

And as far as his gig work, I think he just has helped write a few episodes on another channel.
Post-Adpocalypse, it's pretty hard to actually make money from Youtube anymore. Even if your content's unoffensive and doesn't get flagged for demonetization, ads don't pay nearly as well as they used to, which is why most content creators resort to Patreon instead.

In Bobby's case, his channel is mediocre by pretty much every standard. Videos rarely break into six figure views, and even then only barely. All he really has going for him is quantity, but that's not helping all that much. I'm sure Socialblade isn't the most accurate, but they estimate his yearly earnings anywhere between $724 and $11.6k. I'd wager he's probably on the lower end, since I can't imagine Youtube giving him a good deal on ad revenue. Even with the most optimistic take, that would still be only a fifth of his total income.

As for his other work, despite his claims that he's "writing" for Film Theory videos, I doubt he's doing more than the grunt work of trawling Wikipedia for a few hours to look up plotlines that will totally be adapted for the MCU next, guys, trust me, I've never been wrong. And as he's already referenced how it's a "collaborative effort" before, that to me says that he's one of several people doing the boring stuff, which almost assuredly means that none of them are getting paid well. It wouldn't surprise me if Bob was happy to be paid in exposure anyway, even though nobody would know he was doing anything if they didn't look for his name in the description (or at least I assume that's the case since I don't want to damage my brain by watching any retarded "but that's just a theeeeeoryyyyyyyy" videos).

In short, Bob's pretty much surviving solely due to his Patreon. If it continues its slow decline, he'll be in dire straits soon enough. Funny how if he moved to a red state, he'd be able to stretch his income considerably farther. Ah well, let him stew in his bad financial decisions, it's funnier for us that way.
 
How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

It boggles the mind that morons who never leave their left wing hugboxes like Twitter or Reddit presume themselves to be our betters. The gulf between their self perception and objective reality is as wide as that between the galaxies.
We raised an entire generation telling them that they could be anything, that they were unique and special in their own way, and whatever their dreams were they could make them come true.

The parents telling them had the best of intentions though - they were hoping that it would give them confidence to be able to boldly forge their own futures without any fear. Unfortunately for many, the effect was actually to create absolute narcissists who thought they were owed a future of greatness, and that their smartness and specialness were self evident for all to see.

And so when their ideal future didn't arrive or the world didn't recognize their greatness, they lashed out, casting blame on outrgroups that didn't give them their due fealty and worship or the future they wanted. For Alt-Right spergs, it was ((THEM)). For Hyper-Progressives, it was the 1% or Capitalism. And for people like Bobby, it was those obsolete white trash conservative mayo-ghouls that "stole the future HE EARNED!"
 
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No. You do not look like Elijah McCoy. Elijah McCoy could beat your ass and not even break a sweat. And he'd do it for acting oppressed in an age where the word "nigger" is pretty much illegal.
That and you need a 19th-century wardrobe to pull off 19th-century hair. Otherwise you're basically parking a picture hat on top of a poodle skirt and expecting it to work.
If this was made in 2005 I'd say it sounds interesting. But this is Current Year, so anything interesting about it would be removed so no one chimps out and burns down another black neighborhood.
Plot twist: turns out she's better at reading, writing, and math than her new peers. Think Blast from the Past, but with a darker (heh) twist.

...but seriously it's just going to be WHITE MAN BAD mouthbreathing.
Bob, you're the least mature wombat on the Internet. Kevin Smith made damn sure no one would ever care about He-Man again, so I doubt there'll be even half as many people complaining about He-Man's lack of gains than you expect. Not to mention, the dude's got some shoulders on him. He could easily bulk up.
Between personal trainers, CGI, and steroids, I doubt they'll have trouble with that part. As I see it, this actor has three potential problems: inexperience, being short for the role at 5'8", and being stuck following Dolph fucking Lundgren in the lead role.
Rifftrax is still relevant?
"Still?"
 
While we're still on niggers:
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I dunno why, but this premise reminds me of another movie. I'm blinking at the name, but the plot was that this professor from like...the 1800's or something time travels into modern-day America (think it was like 2009 or 2012?) and is essentially going "OMG!! MURICA ISN'T A GATHERING OF BIBLE HUMPING RETARDS?! DIS BE THE END TIIIIMEES!!" and it kinda sounds like this movie is going in that same laughable propaganda vein and also tries to be taken seriously.
 
He has 122k subs and at most gets 30k views per video so I cant imagine he makes any real money from youtube.
Well, I can give an estimation based on what I know. For reference, I'll be basing this screenshot on my estimation of Bob's YT income.

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For argument's sake, we'll say Bob's average view count is 20k.

Typically, a content creator gets $2 CPM. That means for every thousand views, they get two dollars. With an MCN, they usually make more, but Bob isn't with one, I'm pretty sure. Assuming that every viewer is watching without using ad block, that means Bob's average is about $40 a video. He usually released at least one video a week, sometimes two, let's call it one and a half over a year. That means he's making 78 videos a year. Times $40, he's making $3120 a year. Currently he's at $3397 a month, so times 12, that's $40,764 a year through patreon. Now, according to Linkara, he makes about a dollar per video a year thanks to people rewatching his old content. For Bob, that would be, approximately, an extra $800.

All up, he's making about $45k a year... at best. Based on a tax calculator I found, someone with this income would walk away with $35,883, or roughly $3000 a month. And the average cost of rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in Lynn is $1700 a month, leaving Bob with $1300 for bills, groceries and his medical expenses, which with proper budgeting, could be lived off. But he's incapable of proper planning and self control, so now he's living with his mother.

And the saddest thing is that these numbers are actually pretty optimistic.
 
I like Rifftrax and buy them. I mean, Bob likes booze and fried food, but those things ain't tainted by his presence.

Although, it's odd. Mike from MST3K if I remember is a republican and religious. Dunno if Bob knows that.
There's no way he doesn't know. Mike has done a lot of work with Doug Tennaple and has gone on his podcast and vice versa. He did that until the troons finally shrieked enough to have Rifftrax publicly denounce Doug and remove any podcasts with him on it. On top of that Mike has done podcasts with the Babylon Bee about being Christian and I'm pretty sure he does an on again and off again podcast with his pastor. Bob handles these facts the best way he knows how, ignore them until it bites him in the ass or angry danger hairs yell at him.

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Speaking of hugboxes:
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Chuchu then followed it up with a serious Bob Chipman take.
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tfw you scream the quiet part right into the world's face.
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Even Bob is smart enough to not say "yeah we should just straight up kill anyone who doesn't march to our tune".
 
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This video is just Bob doing the male feminist gimmick of acting like he's above the unrepentant petty perverts gushing about Tifa's cup size. Then Bob being Bob does exactly that.

TOPIC: Tifa's new "redesign"

Reupload because it's "topical" now, even though he's already a few weeks late just for a few tiny edits.
-2 minutes in and he's already trying to execute the dumbest skit imaginable, mistaking Tifa for Antifa.
-Right after that Bob does the classic "ugh guys do I really have to talk about this? " bit in current year +7.
-By Minute 3 Bob is creating a strawman out of the whining about Tifa now wearing a sports bra.
-Bob then retorts this whole argument is stupid and pointless, whilst keeps discussing said argument.
-Minute 4 is where Bob rambles away from the original topic in favor of talking about the FF7 ReMake in general.
-In the final minute, Bob laments the fact that internet discourse about FF7 ReMake has been reduced to talking about Tifa's boobies instead of anything else.
-Remember, the "internet discourse" bob talks about in the video is sourced from both a Polygon and Pixelbay.net article.
-"Wouldn't it be great if, once in a while, we could get here without having to start over there? Just a thought." ~ MovieBob

Clickbaity bitch. Bob If you wanted to talk about the FF7 ReMake then do it. You didn't have to reupload a 3 year old video and pretend that it counts as a remaster. If you thought the Tifa controversy was silly then why did you even add it into your video? For the Antifa bit?
 
Well, I can give an estimation based on what I know. For reference, I'll be basing this screenshot on my estimation of Bob's YT income.

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For argument's sake, we'll say Bob's average view count is 20k.

Typically, a content creator gets $2 CPM. That means for every thousand views, they get two dollars. With an MCN, they usually make more, but Bob isn't with one, I'm pretty sure. Assuming that every viewer is watching without using ad block, that means Bob's average is about $40 a video. He usually released at least one video a week, sometimes two, let's call it one and a half over a year. That means he's making 78 videos a year. Times $40, he's making $3120 a year. Currently he's at $3397 a month, so times 12, that's $40,764 a year through patreon. Now, according to Linkara, he makes about a dollar per video a year thanks to people rewatching his old content. For Bob, that would be, approximately, an extra $800.

All up, he's making about $45k a year... at best. Based on a tax calculator I found, someone with this income would walk away with $35,883, or roughly $3000 a month. And the average cost of rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in Lynn is $1700 a month, leaving Bob with $1300 for bills, groceries and his medical expenses, which with proper budgeting, could be lived off. But he's incapable of proper planning and self control, so now he's living with his mother.

And the saddest thing is that these numbers are actually pretty optimistic.
I really appreciate Bob trying to draw up views on his channel by riding off of Italian Tifa. Nothing like "remastering" a 3 year old video wherein you complain about others being creepy boob likers while you can't stop yourself from doing so as well.
 
Well, I can give an estimation based on what I know. For reference, I'll be basing this screenshot on my estimation of Bob's YT income.

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For argument's sake, we'll say Bob's average view count is 20k.

Typically, a content creator gets $2 CPM. That means for every thousand views, they get two dollars. With an MCN, they usually make more, but Bob isn't with one, I'm pretty sure. Assuming that every viewer is watching without using ad block, that means Bob's average is about $40 a video. He usually released at least one video a week, sometimes two, let's call it one and a half over a year. That means he's making 78 videos a year. Times $40, he's making $3120 a year. Currently he's at $3397 a month, so times 12, that's $40,764 a year through patreon. Now, according to Linkara, he makes about a dollar per video a year thanks to people rewatching his old content. For Bob, that would be, approximately, an extra $800.

All up, he's making about $45k a year... at best. Based on a tax calculator I found, someone with this income would walk away with $35,883, or roughly $3000 a month. And the average cost of rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in Lynn is $1700 a month, leaving Bob with $1300 for bills, groceries and his medical expenses, which with proper budgeting, could be lived off. But he's incapable of proper planning and self control, so now he's living with his mother.

And the saddest thing is that these numbers are actually pretty optimistic.

I mean you should never spend over half your income on housing, people who would pay over a third of their income in rent are considered rent burdened.

Yeah if he moved to Rural mississippi he would be doing well.
 

This video is just Bob doing the male feminist gimmick of acting like he's above the unrepentant petty perverts gushing about Tifa's cup size. Then Bob being Bob does exactly that.

TOPIC: Tifa's new "redesign"

Reupload because it's "topical" now, even though he's already a few weeks late just for a few tiny edits.
-2 minutes in and he's already trying to execute the dumbest skit imaginable, mistaking Tifa for Antifa.
-Right after that Bob does the classic "ugh guys do I really have to talk about this? " bit in current year +7.
-By Minute 3 Bob is creating a strawman out of the whining about Tifa now wearing a sports bra.
-Bob then retorts this whole argument is stupid and pointless, whilst keeps discussing said argument.
-Minute 4 is where Bob rambles away from the original topic in favor of talking about the FF7 ReMake in general.
-In the final minute, Bob laments the fact that internet discourse about FF7 ReMake has been reduced to talking about Tifa's boobies instead of anything else.
-Remember, the "internet discourse" bob talks about in the video is sourced from both a Polygon and Pixelbay.net article.
-"Wouldn't it be great if, once in a while, we could get here without having to start over there? Just a thought." ~ MovieBob

Clickbaity bitch. Bob If you wanted to talk about the FF7 ReMake then do it. You didn't have to reupload a 3 year old video and pretend that it counts as a remaster. If you thought the Tifa controversy was silly then why did you even add it into your video? For the Antifa bit?
Never trust a male feminist. Ever.
 
We hear from Racistbob on Affirmative Action™ impacting the U.S. Supreme Court, suggesting that "if you don't support government-sanctioned racism to confirm a black, female SCOTUS nominee, you don't deserve to exist":
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ADDENDUM: A few days ago on my Twitter feed, someone had posted details about one California judge named Janice Rogers Brown, who was appoint as a nominee by G.W. Bush in 2003. As it turns out, as U.S. Senator, Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden voted against her confimration twice... and implemented the filibuster process both times.
 
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