Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The essence of Bob: "The only thing Thanos did wrong was that he didn't target the right 50%."

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin, somewhere in the 1700s.

"safe living" - Bob Chipman, year of our COVID 0002.

 

[Oats12345]

And it's this particular excerpt from that article that certifies why Bob and his fungal companions will be viewed among the most embarrassing, reviled kind as history marches on:

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The sign reads that she's on your team. She voluntarily took the stupid shots. She's standing in line with previously agreed upon core tenets of the party you worship. You fuckers see eye-to-eye 99% of the way here. She's just saying that it's not okay for the government or anybody to FORCE you to take the thing and for that singular difference within your perspectives, she's human garbage.

She's never seemed more reasonable in my eyes. Evangeline Lilly, I'm sure you're an active KiwiFarmer so I'll lay it out there. I'm sure you're coupled up with some chump, and that's okay. You can do better, and when you figure that out, click that little envelope next to my profile and send me a message. We'll move far away to a land free from extra retard Democrats.

I'm pretty sure everyone is aware (other than lefties like Bob) that she's specifically anti mandate. Also if I'm not mistaken haven't they disowned Democrats who are anti mandate? I mean christ Bob and his kind belive Manchin "is a Republican disgusting himself as a Democrat".

At this point if she comes out and say she agrees 99% of left leaning polices. Bob won't care it's too late she step out of line.

That's what scary about lefties world view. You step out of line for just one issue. Your dead in their eyes.

 

[Adamska]

Needless to say, my family already had two of the shots. We're hesitating to take the booster for this precise reason because it might have a unpredictable side effects.

I took the booster, but I'm holding off on any 4th shot now since the retarded authority seizing games are stepping up for no good reason. It's either "vaccine works, we can ease down" or "vaccine did not, so let's LARP as the PRC"; fuck you it can't be both.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Good fucking riddance.

There is a difference in getting emotionally invested in a thing and being a consoomer. To use Guardians as an example, in the second movie I was emotionally invested in Yandu's fall, the loss of his standing, the loss of his crew, the loss of his son, and when he didn't give up and kept trying to do right and save Peter from his doomed fate and sacrificed himself for his boy that still makes me tingle a little bit just writing this. Why? Because when you boil it down it's a redemption arc in which the father figure shows that no greater love for his son that any of us can easily see and understand. Could it have been done better? It's a Marvel movie so, lol, yeah. That subplot with Yandu is the only thing I even really cared about in what was just another Marvel movie.

I've rambled on at great lengths of my utter disdain and disgust for people like Bob, who's first words for his review of Last Jedi were "Hooooooooooo thank fuck it's good!", or that freshcorn dolt that needed to go back to Target to buy a plushie to support Shang-chi, a movie I forget even exists until I see him pop up. Disney or whatever company could literally shit on them and they'd call it ice cream just to keep the machine running. These companies have shat on their fans by disrespecting the fans and the properties, look at Ghostbusters 2016, and people like Bob cry "Please sir! I want some more!".

 

[Steelatlas]

Ill take the boosters if my job requires me to, but honestly I work overseas and have gotten yellow fever and anthrax vaccines and none of them were as unpleasant as the vaccine so Im in no hurry to get the boosters unless I have to.

Im not fat and have no comorbities so I like my odds, and the people are fat and have co morbities are on their own wether they want to get the shot or the 26 boosters.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Chu-chu is in love with the misery that covidphobia causes him, because he thinks he is sacrificing his own happiness so that other people can thrive. Thank you so much.
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Have people like Chu ever considered once in their lives that maybe they are miserable all the time because there's something wrong with them internally, and not because the world is making them miserable by not accommodating them enough?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Have people like Chu ever considered once in their lives that maybe they are miserable all the time because there's something wrong with them internally, and not because the world is making them miserable by not accommodating them enough?

That would require more introspection than their egos will allow them.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I'll say this, if anyone calls themself a futurist, the chances that they're a brain dead fuck up seems to increase exponentially.

and it's fair to say that they'll definitely not be artists, musicians or writers following the philosophy of F. T. Marinetti and his mates

 

[JayHarrison]

Chu-chu is in love with the misery that covidphobia causes him, because he thinks he is sacrificing his own happiness so that other people can thrive. Thank you so much.
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The lockdowns experienced here in California have been bad enough. The fact that we "never had a real" lockdown has me, a non-religious agnostic, saying thank GOD! I have no desire to cater to Moviebob's despotic whims by keeping my ass locked up 24/7.

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There's one very good reason why Quaker Oats will never hire Moviebob as a spokesman: Quaker Oats wants people's money.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'm surprised that Seven Deadly Sins poster doesn't look like this:
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Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception. (Though, to be honest, I always thought Vanity was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.)

 

[CoyoteBoubon]

Hey everyone, long time reader, first time contributor. I've got to say, that despite having never met him, Bob Chipman is the most insufferable human I've ever stumbled across, but sadly, thanks to my former brother-in-law in England, I was introduced to this land manatee in 2017.

While I wish it had never happened, that my contempt was reserved solely for the Krassenstein brothers, Bob has a special place in my mind. Perhaps that's because even the Krassenstein brothers probably got laid, even if 90% of their sexual encounters involved jerking each other off while staring into their sibling's eyes.

Anyways, I digress. As I've been a lurker for some time, I felt the need to say that Bob's alcoholic father is the most obvious nexus of his misery. Bob sees "MAGA'ts" as a facsimile of his own paternal guardian. I can guarantee you that papa Chipman, being a drunk, likely had a blue collar job during the heyday of the 70s and 80s when the getting was still ok, and then, it likely went downhill. Chipman Sr. probably invested more time in lesser brother, and drank himself to death, as an uncontrolled descent from his personal peak. Bob, for his part, clearly holds the man in contempt, whether it was for failing to take an interest in Bob's puerile hobbies, demanding Bob make more of himself, or both, his MAGA hatred is pure projection.

Bob going to therapy at such a young age means his mother and father clearly knew something was likely profoundly wrong, but like most parents of that era it was likely short-lived and the advice offered went unheeded.

Perhaps Bob both loves and hates his father. My own dad walked out on my family at 13, and even then I still hold certain memories in high regard as they were from a time of innocence. This may explain why Bob is so invested in Marvel, because it was a shared activity to read comics or play certain games before his father's downward spiral. Only Bob knows, and even then I don't think he's intelligent enough to properly come to terms with what that all means.

In any case, the reason Bob tries so hard to come across as an expert, to seem like an intellectual, is because it's probably everything Bob's dad never was, but also something Bob can never be. So he Cosplays as a member of the cultural elite, and pretends to be someone he believes to be of worth, because deep down, he's running from reality, because reality is frightening. There's no superheroes to save the day, no beautiful maiden just ready to fall into your arms; rather there's work, dedication, struggle, and hardship. This is accompanied by joy and fulfillment, but the circuit breaker for Bob begins where his father does in his eyes. So he sits, seethes, and races towards the grave, just like his dad, but without a legacy to leave behind.

And ultimately, his own failures will be due to one man, and those like him.

 

[ChampFantana]

That would require more introspection than their egos will allow them.

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

It boggles the mind that morons who never leave their left wing hugboxes like Twitter or Reddit presume themselves to be our betters. The gulf between their self perception and objective reality is as wide as that between the galaxies.

 

[EnemyStand]

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

It boggles the mind that morons who never leave their left wing hugboxes like Twitter or Reddit presume themselves to be our betters. The gulf between their self perception and objective reality is as wide as that between the galaxies.

It's because they don't leave their hugboxes. Before the advent of the Internet, faggots like these still had to go out in the real world and interact with people using their mouths. People who might not agree with them or give them the asspats they crave. In fact, if they acted out too much someone would just kick their ass. But now, everything's polite and sanitized. Assault carries harsh penalties, and they can find other massive faggots online to join in the circle jerk. So they get inflated egos they'd normally have to keep under wraps if they didn't want their shit pushed in either through public shaming or someone just getting sick of them running their mouths.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

It boggles the mind that morons who never leave their left wing hugboxes like Twitter or Reddit presume themselves to be our betters. The gulf between their self perception and objective reality is as wide as that between the galaxies.

It's not just for hugboxes since Bob always had an ego. It's because no one told him he was a fucking idiot to his face and he was coddled. Let's also add in how Bob fell for "us vs them" marketing campaigns where he acts like he is super enlightened cause of his love for nintendo, combined with how Bob probably felt extra smug from that atheism forum he was on where he believed that Activision had a hand in 9/11 with FPS games being used to start a race war

 

[Nod Flenders]

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

They think because they have a checkmark on Twitter, that they're important. Everybody with half a brain knows that they are not important.

 

[glib]

That's what scary about lefties world view. You step out of line for just one issue. Your dead in their eyes.

This is how cults and religions operate.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's what scary about lefties world view. You step out of line for just one issue. Your dead in their eyes.

And more and more people realize it's moronic to try and please them.

I doubt there will be a big swing to the right, but I can see the next generation being another "It's cool not to care" one like the 90s. They see the extremist left and the extremist right, and their rebellion will be to stay right in the middle.

It's not just for hugboxes since Bob always had an ego. It's because no one told him he was a fucking idiot to his face and he was coddled. Let's also add in how Bob fell for "us vs them" marketing campaigns where he acts like he is super enlightened cause of his love for nintendo, combined with how Bob probably felt extra smug from that atheism forum he was on where he believed that Activision had a hand in 9/11 with FPS games being used to start a race war

I feel like Bob probably did have people tell him he was dumb, but he's since rewritten history to say they were jealous or troglodytes. He's still insistent that he was only bullied for being a nerd, and fat, rather than for any justifiable reasons... And we all know that that's not the case.

 

[Positron]

thanks to my former brother-in-law in England, I was introduced to this land manatee in 2017.

Did you BIL meet him? What happened in 2017?

Bob, for his part, clearly holds the man in contempt, whether it was for failing to take an interest in Bob's puerile hobbies, demanding Bob make more of himself, or both, his MAGA hatred is pure projection.

I don't get this impression at all. Bobby seems to genuinely hold his father dear. One reason he is especially emotionally invested in Guardian of the Galaxy was that the first film was the last he saw with his dad. Sure I can find more photos of Dad with Lesser Brother than Dad with Bobby, but then Bobby is not a camwhore like Chris.

I attribute his GOP/MAGA hatred purely to feminism poisoning.

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

It's because they don't leave their hugboxes.

Speaking of hugboxes:

 

[Tronathon242]

How on God's Good Earth do abject retards like Buttbert, Tony Shitbrick and Chu Chu and countless others get such inflated egos?

Perhaps it's due to the nerd stereotype of being very intelligent and they think they fall into that category. Therefore, they don't need to think they're wrong or question themselves.

But anyway, Chu's post really brought me to the edge of being MATI. There's no glory or praise of any kind to be had or earned in eagerly locking down and following every single mandate daddy government throws down on your hapless ass. You aren't a noble soul making some kind of sacrifice. You aren't performing some great deed by lining up to get a vaccine for the sixth time. You're a jagoff sitting in the dark on Twitter. Even worse, you're a jagoff on Twitter who expects a bounty of recognition for going along with what unelected tin pots demand that you do. That statement applies to Bob, Chu, and all others like them.

When faced with an actual difficult and dangerous situation requiring some sort of strain or ability to push through, they would shrink and run away from it everytime. Clinging to the idea that they're changing the world for the better by obediently adhering to the Gospel of Fauci and getting all his required ouchies is a level of pathetic I thought I'd never see in this life.

I feel like Bob probably did have people tell him he was dumb, but he's since rewritten history to say they were jealous or troglodytes. He's still insistent that he was only bullied for being a nerd, and fat, rather than for any justifiable reasons... And we all know that that's not the case.

That absolutely did happen. It's a certainty that he pulled one of his Schrodinger's Douchebag moments in high school or someone got sick of his useless movie trivia and called him a dumb shit or an exceptional individual. Of course, Bobert never does wrong, so he was assailed by an inferior who was scared of his intelligence.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

And more and more people realize it's moronic to try and please them.

I doubt there will be a big swing to the right, but I can see the next generation being another "It's cool not to care" one like the 90s. They see the extremist left and the extremist right, and their rebellion will be to stay right in the middle.

Not to get on my soapbox, but with how painfully retarded everyone who engages in partisan politics has gotten so openly, I can see more people being more in the middle, then again it isn't surprising with how independents usually make up most of the voting block, at least in America anyway.

I feel like Bob probably did have people tell him he was dumb, but he's since rewritten history to say they were jealous or troglodytes. He's still insistent that he was only bullied for being a nerd, and fat, rather than for any justifiable reasons... And we all know that that's not the case.

Yeah he probably did, but it wasn't anyone who could get through to Bob, but then again Bob is such a raging narcissist that even family who disagreed with him would be shrugged off. I do definitely agree that Bob was more likely bullied for being a jackass given he talked about how he was a bully in his book.

I don't get this impression at all. Bobby seems to genuinely hold his father dear. One reason he is especially emotionally invested in Guardian of the Galaxy was that the first film was the last he saw with his dad. Sure I can find more photos of Dad with Lesser Brother than Dad with Bobby, but then Bobby is not a camwhore like Chris.

I attribute his GOP/MAGA hatred purely to feminism poisoning.

His over the top hatred of republicans is probably more of a mental association with people who like FPS games and "dudebros" especially if his game overeater show is anything to consider. The stuff with Gamergate only just created confirmation bias for Bobby