Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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There is no way Bob is an "efficient pooper". The only thing Bob hates more than Midwesterns or working-class people are foods high in fiber like fruits or vegetables. I would hazard a guess and say a part of why Bob is so angry all the time is that he's always constipated from his horrendous diet.
Bob probably tweets on the toilet waiting for the shit to come out.
Another Marvel waifu has revealed herself to be not a person.

Now if it was Brie Larson, we'd be getting gifs of Obi-Wan screaming "You were the chosen one!"

He's still going to jack off to her though
 
Lust being the only possible exception.
AOC and Lindsay Ellis have entered the chat
(Though, to be honest, I always thought Vanity was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.)
Vanity, in the sense of "being overly proud of your appearance", is a form of pride.

My priest phrased this in a sermon better than I can put it, but basically, pride is anything that leads you to see yourself as being above God; vanity is the same as pride because it essentially means seeing yourself as the source of your looks and thinking they make you special instead of thanking God for making you as you are.
 
Another Marvel waifu has revealed herself to be not a person.

I hitting F5 over and over again just waiting to see his take. Is he gonna do like what he did with the girl from Black Panther and say "heh I knew all along that she was bad news" or will he just tard rage or will he say "Wasp isn't that big of a character and can easily be replaced by any other set of tits *smugs at his reflection in his phone*"?
 
AOC and Lindsay Ellis have entered the chat

Vanity, in the sense of "being overly proud of your appearance", is a form of pride.

My priest phrased this in a sermon better than I can put it, but basically, pride is anything that leads you to see yourself as being above God; vanity is the same as pride because it essentially means seeing yourself as the source of your looks and thinking they make you special instead of thanking God for making you as you are.
Just a heads up. The Intercept recently did a fluff video for AOC. Just wait til you see the thumbnail and notice one vivid detail. A certain Democrat comes to mind.

I guess after that whole "Republicans just want to date me" stunt, her handlers have found it okay to go public again.
 
And there it is
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There's no way he leaves it at this.

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First off, she said in her post that she's anti-mandate, not anti-vax, so eat ass Sean.
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A man after Bob's clogged heart.
 
And there it is
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There's no way he leaves it at this.

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First off, she said in her post that she's anti-mandate, not anti-vax, so eat ass Sean.
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A man after Bob's clogged heart.
Wow, I'm going to talk about this Sean McKnight retard for a second. Giving an actor a part in a movie is not a reward for anything other than their acting ability. Kind of like stock brokers are rewarded with employment for their ability to find good investments and security guards are rewarded for how well they show up on time. In other words, Evengeline Lily is Wasp because she was on Lost and didn't suck at it. Nothing else really matters or should matter, but you chucklefucks won the culture war while everyone else shat themselves, wrung their hands, and did nothing.
 
How does anyone from Massachusetts even as brain dead as Blobby call RFK Jr. "Right Wing"?

Well then again the left has sold the world on the belief that a Party called the "National Socialist German Worker's Party" who nationalized industries and took private property was a "Far Right Group".
Anything that disagrees with the leftist narrative is Right Wing. Even stuff they agree with like the aforementioned party. They managed to brainwash an entire generation that Nazis did nothing other than kill 6 octillion and hate Jews.
 
How does anyone from Massachusetts even as brain dead as Blobby call RFK Jr. "Right Wing"?

Well then again the left has sold the world on the belief that a Party called the "National Socialist German Worker's Party" who nationalized industries and took private property was a "Far Right Group".
Anything that disagrees with the leftist narrative is Right Wing. Even stuff they agree with like the aforementioned party. They managed to brainwash an entire generation that Nazis did nothing other than kill 6 octillion and hate Jews.
Apart from the obvious, the fig leaves involved in making this all "right wing" is, "Only the Right Wing is Racist/Bigoted/-phobic". The Left is supposedly officially and exclusively, pro minority, pro minority rights, pro equality (those filthy right wingers want to keep you poor so the rich can get richer because...reasons!), while the Right has been defined (purposefully) as wholly and unwaveringly, unchangingly full of bigotry and the root of all oppression of all types. It's gotten so bad that some gatekeeping crayon-eating, exceptional curtain-analyzing commies/tankies maintain that one cannot be "fiscally conservative" at the same time as being "socially liberal", because somehow being fiscally conservative completely cancels out being pro-gay marriage/pro-abortion/whatever and that one MUST choose sides or be forcibly automatically pigeonholed into a pre-determined grouping.
 
First off, she said in her post that she's anti-mandate, not anti-vax, so eat ass Sean.
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Oh hai, Sean. I watch this guy on DeviantArt and, well, he's not that bright. He actually believes that "Slow" Joe Biden does not have dementia and that Joe is still as mentally sharp as he ever was, which is a lie because Biden was always gaffe machine.
 
Bob probably tweets on the toilet waiting for the shit to come out.

Now if it was Brie Larson, we'd be getting gifs of Obi-Wan screaming "You were the chosen one!"

He's still going to jack off to her though
I'm just amazed it hasn't come out yet that Chris Pratt is anti-vaxx because why not lefties hate him anyway. Apprently a redditer claimed he was anti vaxx because said redditer had recently worked with him. But who the fuck knows if that's true since it's reddit.
How does anyone from Massachusetts even as brain dead as Blobby call RFK Jr. "Right Wing"?

Well then again the left has sold the world on the belief that a Party called the "National Socialist German Worker's Party" who nationalized industries and took private property was a "Far Right Group".
They somehow think that Joe Rogan is a far right Nazi surpporter as well as Glenn Glennward. At this point noting surprisies me.
 
Actually a few mangaka got their early works in there. If I remember right, the guy who designed Charge Man eventually went on to do Eyeshield 21 too.
That's very cool, I did not know that. For the weebs in this thread Yusuke Murata is the one doing shonen jumps version of one punch man. Dudes a super talented illustrator and character designer. Even back with Eyeshield 21 he was one of the better artists that Shonen jump had.
 
How does anyone from Massachusetts even as brain dead as Blobby call RFK Jr. "Right Wing"?

Well then again the left has sold the world on the belief that a Party called the "National Socialist German Worker's Party" who nationalized industries and took private property was a "Far Right Group".
If we can't trust Stalin about his sometimes global enemy, then sometimes allies when carving up Eastern Europe, and then later enemies again who can we trust? Are you saying that the Soviets attacks on fascists and "social fascists" was all some kind of power politics and not a honest ideological framing that defines all political events permanently? No, no, fascism must be the counterpart to communism and the obvious result of allowing too much private market freedom otherwise that would imply that Soviet propaganda was untruthful.
 
I was hoping James Gunn would be next.

Gunn is too much in the "in" group right now to say anything out of line, and after that twitter scare he had a few years ago, no way in fuck he will step out of the line.

Not to mention he is getting his best life now, multi-million dollar cape-shit projects, he gets to be sanctimonious on social media and he is nailing this on the reg:

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Who, might I add, is a actress on the last Suicide Squad movie and now series and before that she was on "Zombie Strippers". And this one is just the "official" one, Gunn is mostly likely fucking every wannabe starlet on his path Joss Wheadon style.

So yeah, James Gunn is sitting pretty right now. Maybe in a few years we will see if his predilection of women will come back to bite him in the ass, as for now he is just living the life Robert wants, money, pussy, fame and best of all, he gets to better than you on twitter.
 
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