Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[bajagoogoo]

The Chipman Twitter purge for January.

Bob Chipman stands behind his words... except when he doesn't.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm surprised that Seven Deadly Sins poster doesn't look like this:
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Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception. (Though, to be honest, I always thought Vanity was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.)

Oh no, Bob is definitely guilty of Lust (witness his thirstposting of lesbuns and drooling over bolt-on tits). Remember, Lust is sexual craving, not sexual sex-having.

"i'm too weak to open a jar, therefore i'm a woman now"
Another confirmation MtF are sexist against women.

This is a cope for the MtF that want you to believe that the minute they go on Estrogen and whatever else, they lose all their muscle strength, it's a fig leaf for the troons who go into whamens' sports, so they can claim they're suddenly weak and not at all still of superior bone and muscle development.

I don't even know what "cis" person even says that and even then only people I've seen who've done this coding shit are transpeople or gays

"cis" is a term coined by the troons to mean "someone that's not a troon".

Y'see, that's the thing. Most of us actually have jobs where we could drink rum with breakfast - one drink is not going to unhinge most adults enough that their employer will notice. We don't drink with breakfast not because we are forced to abstain, but because we're not drunks. Not only could we stop at one if we wanted, most mornings we stop at zero.

But I suspect his idea of a morning drink involves a water glass.



Nope, his retweeting of every set of cleavage on Twitter is proof enough of that one.

Possible reasons:
1) "Pride" is a weak word compared to the sin. "Hubris" would be better, but the most common synonym I see is "vainglory" which is itself sometimes a synonym for "vanity",

2) Stuff targeted at kids often drops lust, perhaps that is coloring it for you. DC Comics of the Golden Age, for instance, rebranded 'em as the "Seven Enemies of Mankind" and swapped out lust for crime or something.

Edit: I was not quite right. I have since Moviebobbed it:

I suspect Moviebob's "rum with breakfast" either involves more than one glass, or is a whole damn beer mugfull.

 

[Positron]

Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception.

Bobby is full of lust; he just lacks the opportunity to exercise it.

Bobby thinks he can see through someone's heart and coldly manipulate other people's emotions -- he is a "dark empath".


But it turns out that Bobby's thought is transparent to any rando:


Still, leftists aren't the only ones who want courts and judges replaced (Mississippi Free Press article)


Bobby believes that the God-fearing are the most fearful people on Earth, never mind "There is no fear in love".


Meanwhile Chu-chu continues to use his sister as an emotional pawn in his argument for a universal lockdown:

Let's save Bobby's tweet "you're being a jerk so I'm totally okay with whatever unpleasantness becomes of you" (archive); I have a feeling we will find a use of this soon.

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Joe Rogan is the male Karen.


True male Karen and Dinosaur (read obsolete) rocker Neil Young made Spotify choose between him and Joe Rogan. Rogan won.




Bobby wants Cheryl Hines to divorce her husband, because he insulted the memory of Saint Anne of Auschwitz.

Reminder that to dismantle families is one of the biggest liberal project.



A bunch of gross creatures stans for their fellow grossness:

How is Helena's tweets "projection"? And Punk is dead for 30 years, grandpa.

Bruce Jenner, and how Bobby identifies a not-true-and-honest-Marxist.


We've already met Noah Khrachvik in my last update.

Did Noah accuse Bobby of class (or "ass") reductionism? It seems to be the other way round.

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The following is a pair of randos arguing about Zack Synder and Ben Affleck. It has next to nothing with Bobby's OP and I don't see why Bobby should respond to it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Movierobert math: 110,000 - 1 = 109,000

Keep drinking, dipshit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob tells yet another person that they are not a person and knows wombats are superior poopers...somehow.
The build up

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1486534070288932864

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""Wombat?" Is that an insult? W…

archived 28 Jan 2022 01:45:53 UTC

archive.ph

Due to twitter's weirdo stretching of certain images and my inability to figure out how to take longer screen shots as I am a dumbass, I can't show the responses but that's okay because there are none. I guess his regulars are just as confused as me. There are 8 likes though so that's something.

Today is just a weird day with all the happenings happening and then to have Bob dump (hehehe) this on me just makes me realize I need actual sleep.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I never before imagined contemplating whether MovieBob was an "efficient pooper" or not. But now that Bob has planted the concept in my mind, I have no doubt that he has really foul green alcoholics' diarrhea, streaked with blood from food poisoning whenever he cooks one of his "special dishes" that marinate in some kind of horror sauce for literal days at a time. Many of his more intemperate tweets are probably squeezed out from atop a pungent, rarely-cleaned toilet in his mother's bathroom. So, no, I don't think that he could be confused with a wombat in terms of excretory habits.

 

[JayHarrison]

I'm surprised that Seven Deadly Sins poster doesn't look like this:
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Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception.

Nope, his retweeting of every set of cleavage on Twitter is proof enough of that one.

You win.

Oh no, Bob is definitely guilty of Lust (witness his thirstposting of lesbuns and drooling over bolt-on tits). Remember, Lust is sexual craving, not sexual sex-having.

You win, too.

Bobby is full of lust; he just lack the opportunity to exercise it.

You win as well.

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Still, leftists aren't the only ones who want courts and judges replaced (Mississippi Free Press article)
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Be careful for what you wish for, Bob. You could be on the receiving end of one of those storms.

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Meanwhile Chu-chu continues to use his sister as an emotional pawn in his argument for a universal lockdown:
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Let's save Bobby's tweet "you're being a jerk so I'm totally okay with whatever unpleasantness becomes of you" (archive); I have a feeling we will find a use of this soon.

Better yet, if any catastrophic misfortune strikes Moviebob, we can all bring up his multiple tweets about "bad people deserve to have bad things happen to them" and rub his already deep-brown nose into it!

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Joe Rogan is the male Karen.
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"Rogan" shouls be reserved for "male skeptic". "Moviebob" is my male-equivalent of the derogatory "Karen".

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True male Karen and Dinosaur (read obsolete) rocker Neil Young made Spotify choose between he and Joe Rogan. Rogan won.
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Kamy050 to AmySiskind: "You're [...] the most empty-headed tweeter on this platform."

Moviebob: "Hold my beeya..."

Kamy050 spoke one post too soon.

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Fuck you, Bob. You literally used the death of another YouTuber to claim you're smarter than someone who recovered from VOCID-19.

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Be Moviebob. Do libel.

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Bruce Jenner, and how Bobby identifies a not-true-and-honest-Marxist.
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S...o...o...o...o...o... do Moviebob's words here represent sexism, misogyny, or transphobia?

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We've already met Noah Khrachvik in my last update.
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Did Noah accuse Bobby of class (or "ass") reductionism? It seems to be the other way round.

Brought to you by Moviebob, who put the ass in class.

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The following is a pair of randos arguing about Zack Synder and Ben Affleck. It has next to nothing with Bobby's OP and I don't see why Bobby should respond to it.
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"...[you are] life has the approximate value [...] of a pig in Angry Birds."

Remember, folks: This improper use of you're comes from someone who doubts that "Lauren Boebert can spell or pronounce the word reconnaissance".

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Ironically, despite being a hardcore advocate for eugenics, people like Moviebob would would only exist as a eugenics-lab escapee.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby thinks he can see through someone's heart and coldly manipulate other people's emotions -- he is a "dark empath".

I don't know what act of retardation is more impressive, that he thinks a single word of that description applies to him or that he thinks it's a good thing.

wombats are superior poopers...somehow.

Per an "I fucking love science!" meme from the pre-Covid days: Cubic poop. I am not kidding.

I guess it's superior if you're Gene Ray or something. Nature's simultaneous four corner shit cube.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Bob tells yet another person that they are not a person and knows wombats are superior poopers...somehow.
The build up
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1486534070288932864

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""Wombat?" Is that an insult? W…

archived 28 Jan 2022 01:45:53 UTC

archive.ph

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Due to twitter's weirdo stretching of certain images and my inability to figure out how to take longer screen shots as I am a dumbass, I can't show the responses but that's okay because there are none. I guess his regulars are just as confused as me. There are 8 likes though so that's something.

Today is just a weird day with all the happenings happening and then to have Bob dump (hehehe) this on me just makes me realize I need actual sleep.

Kamy aint wrong the fat fuck does look like a wombat. That said the wombat in the picture is a chill dude that animal looks like he is blissing unlike Blob who is always in tard rage mode so I guess being compared to Blob is an insult to the wombat.

 

[JayHarrison]

Envybob:

Same question could be asked regarding Moviebob: Can you imagine how RICH (and potentially tolerable) Moviebob would be right now if Bob were either not a giant asshole or better at keeping his oral rectum shut?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Envybob:
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Same question could be asked regarding Moviebob: Can you imagine how RICH (and potentially tolerable) Moviebob would be right now if Bob were either not a giant asshole or better at keeping his oral rectum shut?

Kevin Sorbo, even in his sixties, is a trillion times better looking than Bob will ever be.

 

[Positron]

Of course Bobby wants to be a wombat:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob thinks he's Machiavellian but he also thinks that was a cousin of Mario's from the Old Country.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob thinks he's Machiavellian but he also thinks that was a cousin of Mario's from the Old Country.

"I'll have you know I read all of the works of Machiavelli, friendo. I'm just following the manual my teacher forced me to read at gunpoint in high school!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"I'll have you know I read all of the works of Machiavelli, friendo. I'm just following the manual my teacher forced me to read at gunpoint in high school!"

I can't wait until Bob tells us all about how Il Principe got him a blowjob from an Italian model or some other flavor of obvious bullshit.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The Chipman Twitter purge for January.
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Bob Chipman stands behind his words... except when he doesn't.

You forgot to show the followers he's losing.

It's not a huge rush, but slow and steady wins the race. Also, who are the two idiots who followed him?

 

[Wormy]

Bob thinks he's Machiavellian but he also thinks that was a cousin of Mario's from the Old Country.

Jonathan Ross is more Machiavellian than Bob...

 

[JayHarrison]

Moviebob projects his own bigorty, backwardness, and refusal to improve himself onto Arizona lawmakers:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Per an "I fucking love science!" meme from the pre-Covid days: Cubic poop. I am not kidding.

I guess it's superior if you're Gene Ray or something. Nature's simultaneous four corner shit cube.

Wombats literally shit bricks?

Bob thinks he's Machiavellian but he also thinks that was a cousin of Mario's from the Old Country.

So now, on top of being from da hood, Bob is basically Littlefinger from Game of Thrones?

 

[TopTierHealer]

It's not a huge rush, but slow and steady wins the race. Also, who are the two idiots who followed him

Bots, obviously *proceeds to marinate chicken in monster energy*