Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

Some no avatar namenumbers random posted this in Greenwald's replies and it's better than every single one of Bob's failed dunks on Glenn's "no bad tactics" and probably has ten times the chance of getting his attention:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Some no avatar namenumbers random posted this in Greenwald's replies and it's better than every single one of Bob's failed dunks on Glenn's "no bad tactics" and probably has ten times the chance of getting his attention:
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seriously I think the beetus is eating his brain already.

 

[Mr Processor]

Envybob:
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Same question could be asked regarding Moviebob: Can you imagine how RICH (and potentially tolerable) Moviebob would be right now if Bob were either not a giant asshole or better at keeping his oral rectum shut?

I don't think Kevin Sorbo is doing Jesus movies because he needs money. In fact, I think in Sorbo's case he's doing them because he has enough money to do whatever he wants, he's worth $14 Million dollars according to celebrity net worth. Also, Bob is a more cartoonishly evil atheist in real life than the atheist Sorbo played in God's not Dead.

 

[Belvedere]

seriously I think the beetus is eating his brain already.

Whatever is Blob's brain affliction, it was there long before the Beetus. For all we know he was born that way.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

seriously I think the beetus is eating his brain already.

He's gleefully chugging beer, rum and vodka while he's currently suffering from mismanaged type 2 diabetes. I wouldn't be surprised if he had serious brain damage right now.

 

[Positron]

Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson discuss the nuance of skin color. Peterson asserts he is "tan", not "white" and questions his opponent's self-identification as "black". Of course Twitter react in their mechanical way.

Neil Young is notorious for biting the hands that feed him, especially for his wayward bullshit about digital music. I don't think Spotify's execs lost any sleep jettisoning Young; it is very bad form to give in to divas anyway.

Candice Owens is reaching: she thinks Minnie Mouse's new look is a ploy to distract people from social issues like inflation:

Clown World drives everyone crazy regardless of political stance. If we understand this, maybe we could cultivate a little sympathy towards Bobby.

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We haven't seen Fake Tits in this thread for a while. Her videos have been demonetized because tits and she throws a fit. Bobby reassures her that he loves her just the way she is.

Still keeping your Seven Bobby Sins bingo card?

Tankie spiel. Before I scroll down I thought it was very Coffinesque, and indeed the Agender Ballkicker turned up.

Why would Bobby think we should offer "support systems" to rats who can't jump ship? These rats are by definition obsolete!

Bobby sticks to the Inferior Past standards in judging video games. What is good enough for the 80s must be good enough for the 2020s; if you ask for more, you are a "f__kin' brat".



What's this game that Bobby white-knight hard for? Zelda?

 

[BaconBoobs]

Envybob:
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Same question could be asked regarding Moviebob: Can you imagine how RICH (and potentially tolerable) Moviebob would be right now if Bob were either not a giant asshole or better at keeping his oral rectum shut?

Don't know why Blob is confused. Hercules is just violent Jesus. Sorbo is just sticking to what he knows.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I have so many questions:
Nostalgia is "HUGE"? Doesn't seem to be anymore than it normally is.
The Hercules IP is poised to make a comeback but opinions of Kevin Sorbo are holding it back? I haven't even heard a whisper of that show since it went off the air. Odds are most people know as much about Sorbo's opinions as they do about Bob's.
What's wrong with making a paycheck on religious-themed media? It's more respectable than, say, next week's Patreon tugboat.
Is it prudent to tell others to stop airing their bad opinions when you have a quarter million examples of doing the opposite?
What movies have you been in lately, Bob?

It's not a huge rush, but slow and steady wins the race. Also, who are the two idiots who followed him?

Probably two more of TeamImpossible's alts.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What's this game that Bobby white-knight hard for? Zelda?

Horizon: Forbidden West. The first video game to ever feature a woman character in the lead role.

 

[Tronathon242]

Horizon: Forbidden West. The first video game to ever feature a woman character in the lead role.

I must admit I was perplexed when I saw him sticking up for a Sony franchise. It's not really in his character to defend anything other than Nintendo properties, so this just might be a blip that passes by and doesn't become a big issue like he made with mounting a one man defense of Other M.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I never before imagined contemplating whether MovieBob was an "efficient pooper" or not. But now that Bob has planted the concept in my mind, I have no doubt that he has really foul green alcoholics' diarrhea, streaked with blood from food poisoning whenever he cooks one of his "special dishes" that marinate in some kind of horror sauce for literal days at a time. Many of his more intemperate tweets are probably squeezed out from atop a pungent, rarely-cleaned toilet in his mother's bathroom. So, no, I don't think that he could be confused with a wombat in terms of excretory habits.

There is no way Bob is an "efficient pooper". The only thing Bob hates more than Midwesterns or working-class people are foods high in fiber like fruits or vegetables. I would hazard a guess and say a part of why Bob is so angry all the time is that he's always constipated from his horrendous diet.

 

[Adamska]

Fuck off Bob.

I'm actually a really big fan of Mega Man, and I'll tell you that while all six of the NES games were a blast to play through, that there's a reason that the X series was a lot more popular you stupid mantoddler.

They actually jumped to the SNES at the right time and had a LOT more popularity due to that generation selling even better. It was more relevant and it had just the right touch of 90s edge to add to it; characters could actually die, and the setting was vaguely post apocalyptic or cyberpunkish. That shit has appeal to both kids who find the designs cooler, since they're a bit older and more edgy, and teens who played classic because again, it's a bit more mature. A bit.

Mega Man 5 and 6 sold like shit compared to the prior 4 BECAUSE they were on an obsolescent console, the 'Wily was behind it all' minimal plot got kinda repetitive, and also due to 5 being the easiest of the batch to play.

His troon orbiter and himself also forget that each classic game DID change up in graphic S noticeably too. The art assets between the first and second game changed the power ups and the backgrounds got more complex, From 3 onward they experimented with mechanics. 3 had the slide and rush; 4 had the charge beam, Eddie, and hidden items again; 5 had gravity controls, vehicle sections like X, and the finalized charge shot; and six had the final armor FROM X.

An absolute poseur who FORGOT that 8 bit games did try and tweak graphics as they went along as well as mechanics so their games never got full on stale even with hardware limitations. Case in point:

HE COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW DIFFERENT THE MARIO SPRITES GOT

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

MovieWombat

 

[EnemyStand]

Bobby sticks to the Inferior Past standards in judging video games. What is good enough for the 80s must be good enough for the 2020s; if you ask for more, you are a "f__kin' brat".
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What's this game that Bobby white-knight hard for? Zelda?

What Bombat fails to understand (other than everything) is that when he his parents payed full price for Megaman, the game was thirty bucks. Now, things will get more expensive as inflation sets in and technology gets more sophisticated, but it was easier to set aside money for game purchases during the Golden Age. Now a new game costs as much as a meat buy at the grocery store and the prices don't go down if the game's popular. Sekiro is 4 years old and still 60 bucks. In the 90s, if a game was four years old it was in the Clearance section and marked down to at least half price. Then you get into DLCs and shit like that, the price of one new game can easily total over 100 dollars. So yes, gamers should be picky. We should criticize literally everything because the industry takes us for a ride every time they release something new. It's not being bratty, it's literally asking the game companies "Why do you deserve to get 10% of my next paycheck when I have literally 100 other options?" Of course, Bob is a mindless consoomer, so he doesn't understand this. He just buys product and gets excited for the next product with no attempt to budget or think. Hence, he's a 40 year old virgin still living with his mom.

 

[Adamska]

It really is hilarious that this crayon eating retard tries to pretend he's some sort of futurist who loves new advances in technology, and then he tries to crow over how and why the Classic series tried to stick to an obsolescent console.

That he did it with a franchise I loved makes it funnier, since the X and beyond series actually kind of critiques the concept of deeming others inferior, since the Mavericks and then later on Copy X's Arcadia both pushed this, deeming humans inferior to the future society of AI... which was mostly just a guise to hide their rampant psychotic and bloodthirsty behavior. Maybe that's why he only sperged about the Classic series, since X refuting Sigma going "humans are obsolete gas the ghouls now" probably made him cry.

I really want to know just how low his IQ is, since I know it's probably not even in the 90s at this rate. I'm betting it's similar to ADF's so like in the mid-80s.

 

[JayHarrison]

I really want to know just how low his IQ is, since I know it's probably not even in the 90s at this rate. I'm betting it's similar to ADF's so like in the mid-80s.

My guess: Rutabaga.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Mega Man 5 and 6 sold like shit compared to the prior 4 BECAUSE they were on an obsolescent console, the 'Wily was behind it all' minimal plot got kinda repetitive, and also due to 5 being the easiest of the batch to play.

Not only that, Nintendo published Mega Man 6 in North America because Capcom wouldn't after the dismal sales of 5. Part of the reason why it got a release is because two of the Robot Masters (Knight Man and Wind Man) were winners of Nintendo Power's "Design a Robot Master" contest and they were the only official Robot Masters designed by fans outside of Japan.

(FLASH FACT: The fan that designed Bright Man from Mega Man 4 became a manga-ka.)

On the topic of the Blue Bomber, I was looking at the Mega Man CX hack of Mega Man 2 and had this thought: what if you replaced the bosses with lolcows? I pictured Bob's stage being a flooded basement and falling beer cans as hazards. I haven't thought of stage enemies or what Bob's boss pattern would be, but poor Mega Man would get diabetes as his "weapon".

 

[Adamska]

Not only that, Nintendo published Mega Man 6 in North America because Capcom wouldn't after the dismal sales of 5. Part of the reason why it got a release is because two of the Robot Masters (Knight Man and Wind Man) were winners of Nintendo Power's "Design a Robot Master" contest and they were the only official Robot Masters designed by fans outside of Japan.

(FLASH FACT: The fan that designed Bright Man from Mega Man 4 became a manga-ka.)

On the topic of the Blue Bomber, I was looking at the Mega Man CX hack of Mega Man 2 and had this thought: what if you replaced the bosses with lolcows? I pictured Bob's stage being a flooded basement and falling beer cans as hazards. I haven't thought of stage enemies or what Bob's boss pattern would be, but poor Mega Man would get diabetes as his "weapon".

Actually a few mangaka got their early works in there. If I remember right, the guy who designed Charge Man eventually went on to do Eyeshield 21 too.

Bob's stage should start like a house, where you have rat robots, roaches, and the miniboss is probably a beer cooler. The lower screens have water stages and deadly lego spikes. Bob's boss pattern would probably be sort of like Hildaberg's, where his word vomit is his main weapon. He might also dart to collect hats like mario and gain powers to fight you. His low health ultimate is him in the Tanuki suit.

His weapon would be "Word Vomit", where you barf out a paragraph that slowly sinks down the screen and moves forward at moderate/slow speed.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Another Marvel waifu has revealed herself to be not a person.

Marvel’s Evangeline Lilly Attended D.C. Anti-Vax Protest

The actress, who previously refused to self-quarantine as she lived with her cancer-stricken father, now says she was protesting against vaccine mandates in Washington, D.C.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[EnemyStand]

Another Marvel waifu has revealed herself to be not a person.

Marvel’s Evangeline Lilly Attended D.C. Anti-Vax Protest

The actress, who previously refused to self-quarantine as she lived with her cancer-stricken father, now says she was protesting against vaccine mandates in Washington, D.C.

www.thedailybeast.com

Well, Wasp always did tend to be the more rational one in the relationship.