Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Caustic Gelatin]

Bimbo, who is a man who literally gets off on the idea of screwing with someone's head until they turn trans and take it up the ass, seems to believe that we are in a Jetson's timeline where a single farmer goes out, pushes a button and *WHAMO* carrots appear at the grocery store. New tractors today do have GPS in them so you can track where you've planted and sort of paint your farm with crops. That way you can get the most absolute bang for you acreage buck possible. You don't flip a switch and go "Have it ya o'l Deutz girl". You also just don't sit in the cab and jerk off while complaining about minorities. You have to watch and monitor everything that's going on. Are you harvesting soy beans so Bimbo can drink his Soylent and a sudden rain happens? Do you:

A. Keep going because everything is automated in this magical world of whimsy and you're just there to think about books you wanna ban?

B. Stop everything because that added moisture turns your harvest into paste that your combine cannot process and you need to clean it out asap?

Side note, did you know your car is fully automated too? You hit cruise control and it will take you straight to the doctor who's given up and will gladly sign off on your HRT because it's easier than actually treating you and pays better too! You just get in and pretend to drive as one would pretend to be a woman.

Nobody adds Mountain Dew to cooking, outside of maybe some kinds angel food cakes or cobblers. Even for those I've really only seen people use 7-up or some kind of ginger ale. People will use Coke and Dr Pepper for quick and dirty marinades or barbeque recipes because the acidity will help break down the meat. You don't let it sit in the soda for 3 days like it's a salt brine. Someone who uses Mountain Dew fairly common in their cooking is someone who makes up a bag of egg noodles, throws in a stick of butter, three cups of catsup, and calls it sketti.

TrueMetis needs his books dumped and for him to be shoved into a locker. His wording is so incredibly out of touch of "the working class". Nobody who HAS to use this "simple cooking hack fairly common to the working class" or even use them by choice refers to themselves as "the working class". This retard, champagne socialist watched Honey-Booboo once and is suddenly a learned anthropologist who uses his superior knowledge to educate submentals on why they're wrong and why the Lord of Lynn soaking a chicken for three days in Mountain Dew is not only a good thing but it's a common practice, chud!

I've had 7-up bundt cake before. Not bad but would require actually doing the work and measuring ingredients/baking shit not just dumping everything into crock-pot on high until it becomes pig slop.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

But watching now, holy shit, what a piece of shit this movie is, Christ! I know there is a bunch of crappy Oscar winners that that age like eggs on summer days, but fuck me, this movie might even worse than American Beauty, and this shit won 8 Oscars, god damn.

Man, is there any other genre of movie that have aged this badly than these mid to late 90's heart string puller dramas?

Jesus yes. Dead Poets Society reads groom-y as fuck in [the current year] (actually, the CRT and "trans kids" stuff have made the entire "inspirational teacher" subgenre even more cancerous than it already was), Forrest Gump is valorization of a docile retard, American Beauty is about fart huffers who need to kill themselves, and so on.

I don't know what it is about the post-cold war, pre-9/11 era that made drama rancid (but action and comedy awesome.)

Edit, oh yeah, about his new video, I have a new rule for youtube, whenever one of these retards start with "I really didn't wanna make a video about this, buuuut", that is when I close the video.

Same when a sentence starts with "As a (Insert here race, gender, nacionality, whatever)" I stop right there, I don't read a single word further.

That second one really is the "pronouns in bio" of intros.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I still can’t stomach the courage to watch Bob’s videos with his obnoxious voice and his uninformed writing.

 

[Positron]

Internet drama:

I don't know who are "those two Russian chicks". The "fit'bro beardo" is Haz, who gave Bobby the sads because he took down some Viet-Cong cumdumpster who is hungry for white cock. I don't know what Haz has said for Xi that made Bobby thought him as "white reverse Mulan"

Reddit mods do it for FREE!

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You are not a true-and-honest Democrat if you bought a Tesla.

(Archive of CNN article; they are buttmad that Musk attacked the Dem's sacred cows)

Musk might be hogging Bobby's attention, still he hasn't forgotten the other evil dudebro in tech:



That "the individual has no responsibility to the environment because Big Corps damage it much more" is Coffinesque non-sequitur. I'd have rooted for Bobby had he shown any sign that he's adopted an eco-conscious lifestyle.

You'll see that champagne socialists don't respect the hard-earned wisdom, the lived experience, of the working class:



Niggers are offended but they'll nevertheless loot the store.

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"Get over it, and yourselves" -- and admit that DCEU really suck!


Residual drama from the last skirmish over Synderverse:

Admit it Bobby: you wanted a sequel to Sliver. Because you are a creep.

Sony is trying to get around IP protection and make their own Spider People.


James Gunn numba won!

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Is Enola gay?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Yeah, I was just dying to hear MovieBob's hot take on the sexy m&m marketing stunt meant to cover up child slavery. I'll get right on watch this.

Pffft.

 

[JayHarrison]

You are not a true-and-honest Democrat if you bought a Tesla.
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(Archive of CNN article; they are buttmad that Musk attacked the Dem's sacred cows)

No, you're not a "true and honest" Democrat unless you fly on your private jet to attend summits on Global Warming™ and/or Climate Change™.

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You'll see that champagne socialists don't respect the hard-earned wisdom, the lived experience, of the working class:
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"There's no guarantee that you'll be considered a 'worker'." Unless you work in an industry required for sustaining life, such as agrculture or trucking. In that case, Moviebob will literally NEVER consider you a worker.

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James Gunn numba won!
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Has anyone kept track of how many times Moviebob has been perfectly fine when implementing double standards that work to his own benefit? I lost count years ago.

 

[Force and Character]

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I suspect that "this movie is so gripping that I started tweeting in the middle of it" isn't quite the endorsement that Chippa wanted to give, but the foot-in-mouth syndrome runs in the blood.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

The feature on tractors is commonly called auto-steer, because it basically just keeps the wheel straight, and unless there have been some major improvements I haven't heard of here is the basics. No one is just driving a tractor out there, pushing a button, and knocking off for the day.
The first thing you do is drive around the headland(outside edge of the field). A GPS tracks where the tractor went, and creates an outline of the field. You say how wide whatever implement your using is, and it crunches that into a bunch of lines that it will keep the tractor on. Then you drive back and forth in straight lines across the field doing whatever, mowing, planting, merging, spraying, spreading. This is where having a mechanism that keeps the tractor going in mostly perfect lines is useful, because it creates less overlap then you would manage without it.
When you reach the end of a row, it beeps at you, unlocks the wheel, and you turn around. Then auto-steer reengages and puts you back on its predetermined line. Depending what you are doing, and how large the field, each row can take between 2 to 10 minutes on average.
The greatest benefit of the system is that it reduces the amount of actual work the operator, meaning you can work more hours of the day, as you spend more time watching tv on your phone and less time staring at a field, trying to keep your line. So instead of a guy spending ten hours doing it, and getting burned out, he can easily do it. All the field work has to be done in certain windows, and the faster the better. People put in double shifts, then trade off with another person so you can run 24 hours a day.

Of course this is all assuming it isn't moderately cloudy, in which case the fucking thing just won't get a signal, and you have to do it manually anyways.

 

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I might probably have been fine with this video if not for the fact that he had to shit on Joe Rogan. I mean unlike right wing fuckwits Joe Rogan actually appreciated the work of Timothy Treadwell instead off condeming him

 

[Nod Flenders]

Bob attempts to present himself as a voice of reason against petty politics and people who discuss petty politics, meanwhile still discussing said petty politics. Not much else to say other than he's been using clips from that new rick-and-morty show, Inside Job.

Oh and he did say in the video that cancel culture didn't exist. Which is true for him, since Bob has nothing of value to get cancelled over.

Bob's existence is literally nothing but petty politics.

 

[TigerGoblin]

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Let me say something here.
Even if this wasnt Moviebob posting it. Let's assume that this is just a new rando on the internet.

Spending an entire opening minute. The first 10% of the video on "how much you dont care about the subject of the video" is such a bad form and attitude. Why would I even want to hear the rest when your entire approach is "I do this because I have to" and "I don't really care" and "this is stupid" and "they told me I should post more" (who are "they"?). I get mentioning it tongue in cheek in one sentence, but this is not it. I am seriously being lectured here even before the video start that I am a fool for listening to it.

If this is stupid to make a video about, it is even stupider to listen to such video, Moviebob.

No brain. The diebeties took his brain.

 

[Terra Pax]

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I don't know who are "those two Russian chicks". The "fit'bro beardo" is Haz, who gave Bobby the sads because he took down some Viet-Cong cumdumpster who is hungry for white cock. I don't know what Haz has said for Xi that made Bobby thought him as "white reverse Mulan"

The "russian chicks" are two art thots, the Belarussian Dasha Nekrasova and Armenian Anna Khachiyan who run the Redscarepod podcast. They identify as "dirtbag leftists" and used to be affiliated with the Cum Town people I think.

They don't talk about politics much but love talking about Epstein, had Bob's archenemy Glen Greenwald on twice and had Alex Jones on only a couple months ago, and have never said a nice word about Hillary or AOC. Anna basically alludes to having voted for Trump at the last election.

In Bob's view therefore they are presumably crypto-fascists.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Let me say something here.
Even if this wasnt Moviebob posting it. Let's assume that this is just a new rando on the internet.

Spending an entire opening minute. The first 10% of the video on "how much you dont care about the subject of the video" is such a bad form and attitude. Why would I even want to hear the rest when your entire approach is "I do this because I have to" and "I don't really care" and "this is stupid" and "they told me I should post more" (who are "they"?). I get mentioning it tongue in cheek in one sentence, but this is not it. I am seriously being lectured here even before the video start that I am a fool for listening to it.

If this is stupid to make a video about, it is even stupider to listen to such video, Moviebob.

No brain. The diebeties took his brain.

I like to think he legitimately assumes he's tricking everyone into believing he's above this, because he's too insecure to admit that this is a huge deal for him. Considering the psychiatrist story was brought up again, it'd be on brand.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Broken clock moment.

Smokin’ Aces is a pretty fucking good film.

 

[King Dead]

Reddit mods do it for FREE!
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As a reminder, the DNC bought and paid for the r/politics subreddit, effectively making it a de facto propaganda arm for the Democrats. The mods might do it for free (and take their jobs very seriously), but apparently if you're on the Good Guys team, rules don't matter. That does fit in with Bob's ethos, which is why he would not have a problem with this if you told him.

Bimbo, as always, is a coomer faggot.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I suspect that "this movie is so gripping that I started tweeting in the middle of it" isn't quite the endorsement that Chippa wanted to give, but the foot-in-mouth syndrome runs in the blood.

don't theaters these days tell you to turn off your fucking phone?

Unless of course Chris was watching it at home on his computer?

 

[Positron]

Bobby doesn't think "empathy fatigue" is a real thing, presumably because he doesn't even know what is "empathy".

Yet Bobby is exactly the person who said he's long run out of fucks to give to the not Properly Evolved MAGA ghouls, just because he read something on Twitter.

The convoy protests are worse than the Summer of Love:


Something something "extinction of MAGAs and their 'class-reductionist' leftie friends":








We have some great news today though:



So why do you keep talking about those two movies? Touch grass fatty.

Learn SCIENCE through funny movie!

Bobby confuses the measure of time with time itself, but then what isn't he confused about?

The Rogue in comic books vs The Real, presumably Platonic, Rogue:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I just saw this and of course our resident grizzled blue bastard beat me to it.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1489593460424380418

https://archive.ph/2f30H

Let's assume that he's actually joking. What is the joke actually? That he had a mental breakdown realizing that he couldn't shoe horn in a meme to talk about...ech...Fraggle Rock? That he realized he's over forty now and what he views as is his best days are stuck in the 90's? That he saw Super Mario 64 and came really hard from the unsuspected Mario-ing? That he can never wear power colors again without looking more like a spaz? That he, the man who was too smart for his therapist, is receiving psychiatric care?

I don't doubt that he's sincere about the break down, however. He's spoken before about having actual visceral reactions to pointless/consoomer shit. Why would being reminded that he can never go back to the 90's in such an easy to understand way be any different? So just take all those hypotheticals I said above but this time don't view them as comedic context.

He is so utterly detestable by being THIS pathetic. Bob if you're so unhappy with your life to the point of having an actual breakdown by being reminded that 1996 was a thing 26 years ago then I think it's time for a change pal. Clearly what you're doing right now isn't working and you can keep doing that thing over and over again or maybe, just maybe, take a risk and try something different.

I wonder if Bob's totally real therapist is telling Bob what ChuChu's told him, that he's right to be angry because the world is against him or some bull.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob amazes me.

I mean, how many times can you see shit from your childhood rebooted and regurgitated without just becoming numb to it and bored by it?

I've never seen a man so easily impressed by media made for children, except for maybe the bronies back in the day.

 

[Neko GF]

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