Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

Man, I always forget how stupid Bob's voice sounds. Not to mention his audio editing is pathetic, I can literally hear where he is cutting audio tracks and its getting obnoxious.

But it was great that his review was:
1: Literally describe the plot
2: Make witless comments
3: N/A

Brings up Thermian argument, presumably because he thinks it makes him sound learned. He is incorrect.

Also, so strange that Bob's avatars all look about 300lbs lighter than him. And they aren't even the same character so I really never got why he uses them.

 

[Toxinophile]

Spending an entire opening minute. The first 10% of the video on "how much you dont care about the subject of the video" is such a bad form and attitude. Why would I even want to hear the rest when your entire approach is "I do this because I have to" and "I don't really care" and "this is stupid" and "they told me I should post more" (who are "they"?).

At this point Bob's constant affirmation of his intelligence to see above the petty politicking is less for the audience's sake, but more for protecting his paper thin ego. Only Lord knows how miserable and frustrated Bob has become as a 40 year old man child making pennies off of YouTube.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Also, so strange that Bob's avatars all look about 300lbs lighter than him. And they aren't even the same character so I really never got why he uses them.

AFAIK someone from The Escapist drew them for him, and he's been using them in everything ever since he got back the rights for The Big Picture (as if those had any value to begin with), before the second firing he was using his own face in the same manner instead, so be grateful that he went back to using those avatars.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I know Moviebob's dream future (outside of a perfect emulation of Nazi Germany) involved technology that includes self-driving cars, riddle me this: Has anyone ever seen an episode of Star Trek (any series or spin-off) in which the U.S.S. Enterprise--or any smaller vehicle--is ever shown piloting itself? 'Cause I sure haven't.

if memory serves, there was one in the original series where a super advanced new type of computer took control of the Enterprise, but was quickly scrapped after it ended up mistaking a battle simulation for the real thing and killing hundreds of innocent people, demonstrating exactly why there are some circumstances in which an AI is no substitute for a sentient being

 

[Brother Wind]

I'd say that Bob has an IQ of 45 at the most. His constant repeating of the most simplistic, imbecilic slogans outs him as below even Koko the Sign Language Gorilla in intelligence.

Given what he himself has admitted to, he is severely mentally retarded, even if his parents never bothered to get him properly diagnosed by a professional. They probably just didn't see the need to spend the money for a pro to tell them what everyone already knows. No sense throwing good money after bad when he deliberately sabotaged their efforts to get him help.

He is a drooling, pants-shitting retard who should never be allowed out of his mommy's basement without his tard wrangler and helmet.

Jesus Christ, Bob doesn't have a 45IQ. He couldn't speak if he did. I don't even think Bob is all that sub 100. He is just an idiot. A fat boor who opens his mouth about things he knows nothing about. Like, look at his fellow 40 year old cow DSP. DSP might be fucking retarded. Bob is leagues above him in cognition and thinking. If you can "outsmart" a therapist, you're okay. Quotes, because it was more like he threw up his hands and said fine. I teach kids like that. Think they've won when I tell them to just fuck off and go play a game instead of bitching about the work. Me and that therapist felt no shame as we know exactly whats gonna happen

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Just to prove Blobby WRONG.

No Marvel Studios didn't pull an "Actually" with Jessica Drew because Sony does have the rights to her and doing a Spider-Woman film was a pet project of Amy Pascal's until Ghostbusters 2016 went tits up and the South Koreans Hacks got her shit canned from being the head of the Studio. But she has kept her claws into the Spider-Man films.

As for the Blobby orbiters

1: said Jessica Drew has little to do with Peter Parker. Well how much does Morbius has to do with Spider-Man? Dumb Bitch.

2: Said do a Silk movie. Okay one they have thought about but it would have to be tied to Holland or another Spider-Man because where Jessica Drew isn't connected to Spider-Man outside of name Cindy Moon who is Silk is insanely connected to Peter Parker. She got her powers from the same spider that bit him and has organic webbing hence "Silk". Now she could be retconned connected to Toby's Spidey with the organic webbing but here's the other weird thing about Silk she and Peter due to their "Connection" always want to fuck and must stay apart because of it. Yeah not joking about that last bit either.

 

[dzonatan]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

Allow me to explain it to you:

Living outside of big comfortable metropolis forces you to try hard.
When you try hard and fend for yourself you develop a strong independent character.
People with strong independent characters are harder to control and manipulate.
Force strong independent people to living in suffocating brutalist jungles.
Brutalist jungles (grey metropolitan areas) due to their nature snuff out sense of individuality.
What was once a strong independent individual becomes a nihilistic consumer.
Live in pods, eat bugs, yada yada yada.
Blob happy because those pesky obsolete humans have been converted to obedient consumers who are just as dead inside as he is.

Everything clear to you now?

 

[Koby_Fish]

OK so, in that one @Positron post, someone mentions in that Trucker Convoy chain of tweets that "The highest ranking politician that supported the truckers lost his job"

Um, NO?

Erin O'Toole did NOT support the truckers. He literally lost his job, to someone (as of now) that SUPPORTS THE TRUCKERS EVEN MORE (Candice Bergen). "Supporting the truckers" (or not) ISN'T EVEN THE REASON O'TOOLE GOT TURFED. HE WAS TURFED FOR BEING A (RINO) RED TORY WAFFLE!

HOLY FUCK BOB'S TWITTER FEED IS FULL OF IGNORANT EXCEPTIONALS.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

The other day I was watching Youtube videos and I came to the realization that Bob's claims of coming from a very old bloodline that was around during the colonial era might not be full of shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Biy5776ec

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Allow me to explain it to you:

Living outside of big comfortable metropolis forces you to try hard.
When you try hard and fend for yourself you develop a strong independent character.
People with strong independent characters are harder to control and manipulate.
Force strong independent people to living in suffocating brutalist jungles.
Brutalist jungles (grey metropolitan areas) due to their nature snuff out sense of individuality.
What was once a strong independent individual becomes a nihilistic consumer.
Live in pods, eat bugs, yada yada yada.
Blob happy because those pesky obsolete humans have been converted to obedient consumers who are just as dead inside as he is.

Everything clear to you now?

I respect what you're saying but you put way too much thought into it more than Bobert ever has.

I know because of his genocidal tendencies we call him a Nazi but Blobby is a Nazi in another way. Nazi's when they invaded countries would steal everything that wasn't nailed down that they wanted and then expected the new population to use their Industries to help feed the war effort with supplies not realizing that in their looting they destroyed the supply chain that those industries needed.

Blobby doesn't want to move everyone to move to cities he wants to put all the "bad people" in what he views as the waste lands and then nuke it all to hell. Believing the good will live in the cities and magically get all these needs fulfilled by science fiction inventions like replicators from Star Trek that will be accomplished once the evil white trash has been eliminated since they are holding society back.

 

[ChampFantana]

Jesus Christ, Bob doesn't have a 45IQ. He couldn't speak if he did. I don't even think Bob is all that sub 100. He is just an idiot. A fat boor who opens his mouth about things he knows nothing about. Like, look at his fellow 40 year old cow DSP. DSP might be fucking retarded. Bob is leagues above him in cognition and thinking. If you can "outsmart" a therapist, you're okay. Quotes, because it was more like he threw up his hands and said fine. I teach kids like that. Think they've won when I tell them to just fuck off and go play a game instead of bitching about the work. Me and that therapist felt no shame as we know exactly whats gonna happen

Calm down, the 45 IQ bit was mostly a joke. I have little desire to get into a pointless pissing contest with you over precisely how retarded Boberto El Virgin Eterno is.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Someone want to remind me of Bob's reaction when someone calls his horsewaifu something like "Occasional Cortex"?

OK so, in that one @Positron post, someone mentions in that Trucker Convoy chain of tweets that "The highest ranking politician that supported the truckers lost his job"

Um, NO?

Erin O'Toole did NOT support the truckers. He literally lost his job, to someone (as of now) that SUPPORTS THE TRUCKERS EVEN MORE (Candice Bergen)

He was talking about Erin O'Toole? My god, I didn't even realize. The concept was so moronic it didn't even occur to me (that's on me, I forget I'm dealing with Bob here).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I still can’t stomach the courage to watch Bob’s videos with his obnoxious voice and his uninformed writing.

I don't watch Bob's videos, but I do like going on moviebobcentral to see how many paragraphs are just single sentences. Though he's a bit slow to post everything to his own website for some reason.

Musk might be hogging Bobby's attention, still he hasn't forgotten the other evil dudebro in tech:
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"Facebook is unsustainable in a web industry with real oversight possibly incoming"

Unlike posting popular film reviews on YouTube I guess. (Not saying that Facebook is great or anything, I don't use it and haven't for like a decade, but even if it never really grows from this point that's still 3 billion users and enough banked wealth to fund Meta as a company for longer than Bob lives.)

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Smokin' Aces is not good at all and wastes the ensemble, comparing it to John Wick will only make people dislike it harder, but it does have two fairly enjoyable scenes I thought.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Let's assume that he's actually joking. What is the joke actually? That he had a mental breakdown realizing that he couldn't shoe horn in a meme to talk about...ech...Fraggle Rock? That he realized he's over forty now and what he views as is his best days are stuck in the 90's? That he saw Super Mario 64 and came really hard from the unsuspected Mario-ing? That he can never wear power colors again without looking more like a spaz? That he, the man who was too smart for his therapist, is receiving psychiatric care?

I don't doubt that he's sincere about the break down, however. He's spoken before about having actual visceral reactions to pointless/consoomer shit. Why would being reminded that he can never go back to the 90's in such an easy to understand way be any different? So just take all those hypotheticals I said above but this time don't view them as comedic context.

I assume it's him trying to be relatable and failing because he doesn't understand how humans work. Much like seeing Super Mario Bros 3 during the Wizard was like JFK's assassination or 9/11, he just went with something that sounded big and important to equate why he loves this thing that any normal person would understand doesn't mean much.

 

[Brother Wind]

Calm down, the 45 IQ bit was mostly a joke. I have little desire to get into a pointless pissing contest with you over precisely how retarded Boberto El Virgin Eterno is.

Sorry the DSP thread has been on a fucking pissing match about his IQ, and I got cagey

 

[The Valeyard]

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Gross.

To answer Bob's question, Lily James wore a prosthetic chest in Pam and Tommy.

 

[blablabla]

Bob talking anything about beauty or sex un general it's fucking disgusting

 

[Positron]

Bob talking anything about beauty or sex un general it's fucking disgusting

So here's another lust post for you:


Oh! This is Happy Hour. Lust Posts buy one get one free!


Another rando fails to appreciate Bobby's "jokes":


The liberal cult speak the quiet part aloud again: their hatred against coal miners -- who are merely making an honest living -- is part of their psychotic persecution of white people:


Burning Harry Potter books are a-okay but what will they burn next?

Book burnings are the most peaceful of protests and I have no fucking idea what they are raging about. Trannies hold Harry Potter book burning seemingly weekly these days.

More stupid predictions about MCU crossovers:


Don't expect Bobby to comment but Brie Larson has joined the NFT shills:

 

[EnemyStand]

So here's another lust post for you:
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Wow, Bob must be really repressed. That woman has no alibi. She's ugly. Yeah. She's ugly.

Oh! This is Happy Hour. Lust Posts buy one get one free!
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It's always hilarious when people who've never known the touch of a woman make retarded comments when dudes like Max get cheated on. It doesn't matter the sex of the person, being cheated on is a horrible experience that I have so far luckily avoided. Max, if you happen to read this get drunk with your best friends and know that tomorrow's another day. It sucks but you'll get through it.

Another rando fails to appreciate Bobby's "jokes":
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Man, check out the orbiter sperging out. Racism wasn't a card to play until the 2000's. Niggers unironically called it the "Black Card" in order to get something they wanted because white people are weak little bitches that can't handle being called mean names. It's seems to be getting played out, but who even fucking knows at this point.

The liberal cult speak the quiet part aloud again: their hatred against coal miners -- who are merely making an honest living -- is part of their psychotic persecution of white people:
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Yeah, Starbucks workers aren't working class. Working class people...you know, actually work for a living. Not hang out in a dead end job and beg for gibs.

Burning Harry Potter books are a-okay but what will they burn next?
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Book burnings are the most peaceful of protests and I have no fucking idea what they are raging about. Trannies hold Harry Potter book burning seemingly weekly these days.

People just can't handle freedom. They think it sounds great until they realize people they don't like get it too. Then they start begging for the iron fist to come back into their lives. Humans are such petty creatures.

More stupid predictions about MCU crossovers:
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This is so retarded I can't think of anything witty to say.

Don't expect Bobby to comment but Brie Larson has joined the NFT shills:
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Now we just need her to support Trump and we'll get some prime misogyny from our favorite wombat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another rando fails to appreciate Bobby's "jokes":
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Bob's challenge isn't hard if you take him at his word, I could grab almost randomly four images off my post noting his quirk of capitalizing "Natural Selection" a couple weeks or so back and do it for example since many of those were tied to such rants. Except he's lying about his willingness to actually discuss this point, he would instablock anyone who did just that (maybe after denying that they're a person) and then claim he was being harassed and copyright violated and his simps would report you. The whole endeavor would be pointless because the intersectionality of people who like Bob and are Twitter followers who read the replies, but wouldn't like him if he regularly espoused things like eugenicist ideas is pretty much nil. Similarly, I doubt Bob's rather open ignorant bigotry and regularly vile proclamations where he enjoys theoretical mass starvations are swaying anyone on the fence more than his regular stupidity, lack of an off switch or views on superhero movies does.

The other problem of course is that Bob doesn't know what eugenics means so combined with his complete refusal to listen he can just continue to deny it even while posting about his eugenicist fantasies constantly.

Also want to note how Bob just straight up accuses the first dude of racism, I guess due to being a Snyder fan?