Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chuck McGill]

Disney is planning to make their own residential communities.

This is Bob's dream.

Too bad he can't afford it.

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-launches-new-business-to-develop-residential-communities/

Man, this shit is gonna go over like a lead balloon. Check any testimonial from a former Disney park worker that isn't pure propaganda and they basically all have the same running theme: it's fucking amazing for the first week, then it falls into a pattern of being grating at best, hellishly restricting at worst. This stuff is magical specifically because you don't experience it daily, and you hit diminishing returns pretty fast. How many live action versions of classic Disney movies can you really put on before the people stop showing up and start wondering why they're paying 8000 a month for them to trot out thots dressed as Cinderella?

And this is all to say nothing of the Nazi-esque quality standards Disney parks are known for which they will undoubtedly enforce on the consumer. Hope you like a guy in a polo shirt with mouse ears on it inspecting your lawn with a ruler and writing you a ticket for letting it grow a quarter-inch beyond acceptable levels.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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At least the Wall-E humans eventually grow tired of just lounging around getting fat and being ruled upon by not-HAL-9000.
To the pigfuck, this is the ideal life we all should strive for. No ambitions, no dreams, no hard work or intrinsic worth in things and actions. Just mindless consumption and bodily destruction that eventually turns the Earth into a literal trash dump. Bet that falls well to the eco-faggots he desperately sucks up to on Twatter.

What a sad existence. I come here to this thread to remind me this is the thing I don't want to turn into. A sad, pathetic excuse of a human being that still fancies himself as something important.

 

[TopTierHealer]

See, that's the thing, Bob never goes for ugly chicks online. Dudes dressed as chicks, yes, but with Bob's ego it's pretty clear he would only go for the hot girls at his local bar that he assumed would be worthy of him. To settle for less is to admit he's less. Maybe he managed to get a woman drunk enough to take home and nail, but his looks and personality have likely prevented him from having any meaningful companionship.

I press X to doubt on that one.

Even the rumor of getting a woman drunk and then having sex with her was grounds for getting fired in 2012, just imagine the sort of backlash you would get in 2022. If Bob had tried sticking his knob inside a drunk chick he wouldn't share THAT story any time soon. And even the drunkiest of skanks would not dare pass out anywhere near Bob's zip code (getting taken advantage by Chad is an acceptable risk but Bob? No dice).

It's not inconceivable that Bob has had sex. It is inconceivable that she wasn't out of there as soon as the time he paid for was up. (Note: I still don't think he's ever had sex, this is just a theoretical scenario.)

PL'ing but whatever, I am aquainted with women that did the streets, none of that OnlyFans/camwhoring amateur stuff; I mean real women that had to deal with pimps, truckers, cokeheads, elderly people with fat pensions and no grandchildren, etc. I can promise you that if one of these ladies heard Bob on the phone they would hung up and block the number.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This fucking guy is a master class in being delusional. That gigantic public rebuke should really have backfired on that petty woman he was trying to seem like he was close to, but he's so repulsive that it just consumed him instead. I can only imagine the sheer embarrassment I would've felt if just one percent of the vitriol he got were aimed at me.

The full story is a little odder than that: she has a thread here. When she got canceled a few months afterward, Bob danced on her internet grave (his diabetic legs won't support a proper physical dance.) Bob, at some fundamental level, understands he's at the bottom of the totem pole. This is useful for him- he's impossible to cancel- but at the same time it's the source of an unbelievable inferiority complex, as he constantly feels the need to overcompensate for his irrelevance.

 

[Mola Ram]

it's the source of an unbelievable inferiority complex

Is it really a complex if it's an accurate understanding of himself?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

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It really isn't that hard to believe that MovieBob was bulled in highschool to be honest. He was a fat, ugly videogame sperg.

I don't care what he said in his book. He probably tried to be a bully to fit in with them but didn't get anywhere for the reasons above.

I was a fat kid (Unlike Blobby I learned to put the fork down and hit the gym) who read comics and only slightly older than Blobby. But I was never picked on I could fight, I was funny, and I treated people as I wanted to be treated unless they did something not to deserve my respect.

Most of the kids I knew growing up who got picked on mercilessly usually were dicks and you could argue chicken or the egg but their personalities didn't help their situations that's for sure.

The only kids who got it undeservingly were usually gay kids because of gay panic of not wanting a fag or a dyke in the dressing rooms during gym. Even the socially awkward kids like goths weren't bothered just ignored (Side not goths are usually the nicest people you'll meet).

But Blobby definitely got bullied not only because of his looks, hobbies, and social awkwardness but due to more than anything his personality of being a smug cunt. Also if he did bully others it had to be low hanging fruit given how low on the totem pole he was and you never pick on the lowest of the low it's like kicking a puppy you just look like a cruel asshole. So another point against Bobert.

 

[Judge Dredd]

For those that trawl Bob's Twitter, has he weighed in on the localisation drama that happened recently? (River City Girls Zero with have two translation options, regular and "literal". Localisation gatekeepers are mad about this because they can't re-write Japanese games to be full of woke politics and memes any more.)

And what the fuck does he mean by smiley face?

I'm guessing he means Shadowrun but utopian instead of dystopian.

If Bob had tried sticking his knob inside a drunk chick he wouldn't share THAT story any time soon.

These days yes, but back then he would've talked about it. He has to brag, and given the crowd he hung out with at the time (I forget the name of his colleague that got metoo'd) he'd have talked in it if he'd actually done anything like that. He'd embellish the story to a ludicrous degree, but he would've mentioned it.

Bob's pictures with women at that time has a clear case of hover hand, so I doubt he had the confidence for a one night stand, even a drunken one.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I'm guessing he means Shadowrun but utopian instead of dystopian.

Is he fucking RETARDED? How the shit does he even make such a take? Why Shadowrun? You can't make cyberpunk NOT dystopian, that's essentially missunderstanding the concept behind the theme!!!!

This just means that he is a shit writer, a fake nerd and a retarded fucking faggot. God I want to throw a vial of covid into his house.

What's next? Heroic 40K? (yeah, I know about the meme with having a 40k kids). Gritty Kirby? Care Bears meets Paradise Lost......oh

Edit: I defer again to my argument that Bob is a midwit but...85 IQ at best. He just doesn't understand the concept behind the words he uses. He knows they are big words but not how it referers to objects and ideas. To him it's just, "X equals Y", that's like a crappy AI. Have you ever had to read a high school poetry contest? Than you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Positron]

For those that trawl Bob's Twitter, has he weighed in on the localisation drama that happened recently? (River City Girls Zero will have two translation options)

No, and it won't matter to him as long as he has lesbuns to fap to.



To be a grown-up is to learn to see the world in black and white; to be a grown-up is to be MovieBob.

Doesn't "define an action's right or wrong by broad binary idealism" contradict Bobby's maxim "No Bad Tactics"?

Peter Coffin joins the discussion. You know what happens:

He is disingenuous as always; I want to pinch his sweet lovely face.


If he paid attention beyond grade school he'd have realized not all germs work the same way.


Non-sequitur.

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Made-up racism in DCEU.


Batman. Bobby continues to extol the virtue of CGI.


Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley




How about Nobody vs Not-Persons?

He reminds me of a little boy who just discovered masturbation.

 

[fuck whales]

Oh I agree he's making it all up. It's so blatantly false, but it's funny that he genuinely thinks it's believable. Much like the bench pressing 310 pounds and then being caught out when someone asked him how long it took him to reach that weight. Or saying he doesn't live on the internet when anyone who looks at social blade immediately knows it's the only place he lives.

And I'm pretty sure no one has tracked anyone from high school down because it's been over twenty years at this point and while Bob is infuriating, he doesn't seem to introduce enough ire to want to really humiliate him. Hell, Metokur wouldn't touch him because of how repulsive he found Bob.


See, that's the thing, Bob never goes for ugly chicks online. Dudes dressed as chicks, yes, but with Bob's ego it's pretty clear he would only go for the hot girls at his local bar that he assumed would be worthy of him. To settle for less is to admit he's less. Maybe he managed to get a woman drunk enough to take home and nail, but his looks and personality have likely prevented him from having any meaningful companionship.

Also, the way he tweets about sex and women sounds very virginal.

This.

That motherfucker has never ever had sex with a chick.

Men, I couldnt say.

 

[blablabla]

This.

That motherfucker has never ever had sex with a chick.

Men, I couldnt say.

the shitta is the faggot one imo. bob is just an impotent incel who fried his brain with porn and pop culture bullshit

 

[Mola Ram]

the shitta is the faggot one imo. bob is just an impotent incel who fried his brain with porn and pop culture bullshit

Shitta trooning out would be the most epic thing to happen to this thread in ages.

 

[Meriasek]

Eh, I don't doubt he's had sex. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get laid, and Bob got to at least partially live in a pre-Tinder, pre-lockdown, pre-everyone-is-terminally-online world. If you don't believe me, take a look at the average boomer goober, even money says he's got a wedding ring.

Whether it was with someone you'd look twice at is another matter entirely.

Nah, average boomer goobers either don't have Blob's toxic personality, or lower standards.
Bob would never go for the kind of woman that would put up with him. He believes he deserves better. In his mind the world runs on movie-logic, and the bullied nerd doesn't settle with the ugly fat one in the end, he gets the hot one.
This is the foundation of Bob's world, that the underdogs win in the end. He firmly believes himself to be an underdog, and he believes that everything will turn out milhouse in the end. Trump winning shattered that, and his life becoming worse and worse since then is pouring salt in his wounds. He desperately wants the bullies to be beaten, defeated, hurt, but it's not happening and it causes him cognitive dissonance. For, he reasons pointedly, that which must not, can not be.
It's only going to get worse.

 

[Franz Joseph]

The more he talks about sex on Twitter the more I'm convinced he's never been laid. And in all honesty, what self respecting woman would even consider sleeping with Bob? Dude looks like a inbred, genetic dead-end.

 

[King Dead]

To be a grown-up is to learn to see the world in black and white; to be a grown-up is to be MovieBob.
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Doesn't "define an action's right or wrong by broad binary idealism" contradict Bobby's maxim "No Bad Tactics"?

Peter Coffin joins the discussion. You know what happens:
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He is disingenuous as always; I want to pinch his sweet lovely face.

It's concerning that there are other people out there who agree with the idea that there are no bad tactics, and that Bob isn't just a grossly retarded one-off.

And fucking lmao at calling the Honkening "noise-terrorizing." Jesus Christ, Bob, get some fucking perspective.

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If he paid attention beyond grade school he'd have realized not all germs work the same way.

So you take a "vaccine" that doesn't stop transmission and you wear a mask that doesn't offer protection because you follow the Science™. Genius.

And who do you possibly have to cut out of your life, Bobbo? You never see anyone aside from your family, you have never been shown to have friends that you hang out with, and the few times you are photographed with other people, it's due to either Chris letting you tag along or being part of some other family gathering. Life for you has not changed appreciably since 2019 beyond not getting to go to the theater.

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Ashens has been doing Poundland videos for well over a decade now, and his channel is way more popular than Bob's and falls in the same "nerd video" genre. Given how terminally online Bob is, I don't know what his excuse is for not knowing this by seeing at least one of those. Unless this is his weak attempt at making a joke, in which case bravo, you made anti-humor.

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And speaking of anti-humor. Christ, Bob, you'd think you'd be at least a little better at this after doing it for so long, but I guess not.

(Side note: Nobody was a lot of fun, highly recommend.)

 

[Mola Ram]

And who do you possibly have to cut out of your life, Bobbo?

I think he said this instead of "blocking on Twitter," because it sounds more dramatic and, more importantly, less like what something a Terminally Online loser would say.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Is he fucking RETARDED? How the shit does he even make such a take? Why Shadowrun? You can't make cyberpunk NOT dystopian, that's essentially missunderstanding the concept behind the theme!!!!

That's where the left disagrees. It's part of why they hated Cyberpunk 2077.

They see cyberpunk is a progressive utopia because extreme body mods allow you to have neon hair and change gender on a whim, and are accepted as normal. The stories are about the lower classes standing up to the establishment and capitalism. In Bob's case, he sees the plebs being ruled by corporations as a good thing.

I don't know about Shadowrun specifically (I don't like that magic overshadows the tech) but I assume it's the same idea.

 

[make_it_so]

The concession staff might comply if a 3-year-old kid did that; a 30-year-old man would be lucky if he wasn't told to fuck off.

Why is this autistic tard posting pictures from 8 years ago, especially ones that are as unflattering as that?

I guess "Da Chippa!" has built such a firm hugbox on Twitter that he doesn't put any worry into how he might come across in the pictures he posts - especially ones like this where he looks like a drooling manchild.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Eh, I don't doubt he's had sex. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get laid, and Bob got to at least partially live in a pre-Tinder, pre-lockdown, pre-everyone-is-terminally-online world. If you don't believe me, take a look at the average boomer goober, even money says he's got a wedding ring.

Whether it was with someone you'd look twice at is another matter entirely.

I can see him having sex at one point but not to the frequency he claims since he’s single. Unless he frequently hires them, in which case he’s contributing to human trafficking.

 

[Steelatlas]

That's where the left disagrees. It's part of why they hated Cyberpunk 2077.

They see cyberpunk is a progressive utopia because extreme body mods allow you to have neon hair and change gender on a whim, and are accepted as normal. The stories are about the lower classes standing up to the establishment and capitalism. In Bob's case, he sees the plebs being ruled by corporations as a good thing.

I don't know about Shadowrun specifically (I don't like that magic overshadows the tech) but I assume it's the same idea.

Yes, Azteclan basically practices blood sacrifice to the dark gods.