Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Yep...like most people in Shadowrun. Incidentally, fake nerds should keep that word out of their mouths, it used to be the litmus test for if someone was a real tabletop fan or a tourist. Guess we could always switch to using Paranoia...

I love his half-hearted attempts at being critical of this idea.

We all know he wants Disney to run the entire planet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I have no idea how he was doing financially and what benefits he received when he got his second chance at the Escapist, but his immediate actions on being rehired should have been to really work hard and do his best work. (Whatever that means for MovieBob, I think he could at least have done better.)

One thing it could mean for Bob, keeping his own website up to date since it's literally nothing but a YouTube embed and then his text. I went to try and see if one of his recent reviews was yet again nothing but paragraph long sentences and noticed he hadn't posted any of it from this month, now I check it every time I come in this thread to see if he actually has posted any of them yet. Nope.

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Yet again Bob fails to comprehend that there's millions upon millions of Trump voters in the blue states/districts. (While also failing to comprehend that flying from one red district to another like from Maine's 2nd District (52.3% Trump) to Colin County, Texas (Dallas-Fort Worth area, 51.3% Trump, 49% non-white) to Kern County, California (Bakersfield area, 53.9% Trump, 55% Hispanic, 69% non-white) to get further away from MAYO GHOULS might be useful.)

 

[King Dead]

I love his half-hearted attempts at being critical of this idea.

We all know he wants Disney to run the entire planet.

Of course he does, because EPCOT.

Walt was an idealist that wanted to create entire planned cities of the future, which he might have gone through with had he not smoked himself to dying of lung cancer before EPCOT could actually be built. That was probably a good thing in the long run, considering the failure (or at least the miscalculations) of pretty much every planned community, where something is inevitably not planned for. Considering Disney's various ideas for EPCOT, like residents being unable to have any say in their home's furnishings, or even any say in municipal government, it's entirely possible that the city would have been a major flop, potentially even ruining the Disney company.

Instead, Walt kicked the bucket, the EPCOT plans were shelved, and Disney World was built in its place. And because it was never shown to have failed, EPCOT remains a beautiful retrofuture vision that enthralls and captivates many who take a look at the design work for it and wonder what could have been, myself included. But because I'm a realist, I understand the faults inherent with the design and how many of its ideas simply wouldn't work in the modern world. As an example, companies weren't going to relocate their R&D departments to Florida so tourists could gawk at them, and tourists probably wouldn't go anyway when there was a perfectly good theme park a monorail ride away.

Then there's people like Bob that don't get the difference between concept art and reality. Bob sees the sketches for EPCOT and demands the city be built, costs and difficulties be damned. He hates the world he lives in and dreams of his sci-fi utopia where all his needs are attended to by his sexy robo waifu maidservants and he's treated like the philosopher king he believes himself to be. He honestly thinks that Disney is going to make EPCOT a reality when it's clear that all they really care about is getting people to stay at their overpriced parks for longer. Building a subdivision is one thing, building an entire city is something else entirely.

I don't mean to sound like I'm coming down hard on imaginative creative types that have a vision they want to share with the world. Rather, it's important to temper one's expectations and understand that just because you have a pretty picture, doesn't mean that'll translate to the real world as easily as you might imagine.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby doesn't worry about finding the right rope and stool; he is already hung.

Who the hell do you think you're fooling, Bob?

And the retard actually explains the joke.

Fuck off you fat, unfunny retard.

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

This fucking guy is a master class in being delusional. That gigantic public rebuke should really have backfired on that petty woman he was trying to seem like he was close to, but he's so repulsive that it just consumed him instead. I can only imagine the sheer embarrassment I would've felt if just one percent of the vitriol he got were aimed at me.

 

[BaconBoobs]

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It really isn't that hard to believe that MovieBob was bulled in highschool to be honest. He was a fat, ugly videogame sperg.

I don't care what he said in his book. He probably tried to be a bully to fit in with them but didn't get anywhere for the reasons above.

Motherfucker had a rectangle for a head.

 

[JayHarrison]

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There's bound to be an intervening mechanism, similar to Time's "Person of the Year", that prevents shit films from making the list.

Dinesh D'Souza's worst movie is still far better than Moviebob's best screenplay concept.

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Playstation is now a movie studio:
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Maybe Sony's video game division should now be renamed MovieStation.

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Reflection on one's morality is pointless for Bobby:
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Correct. You're more likely to see a vampire's reflection in a mirror than you are Moviebob's morality.

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Refusing vaccine is like having a tantrum for ice cream.
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I still firmly believe Moviebob would have refused taking any COVID-19 vaccine if Donald Trump was re-elected.

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Some more types of non-persons: Pro-life woman
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What about "go fuck yourself, Bob"?

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If you evolve enough, you'll see Bob Chipman as a woman.
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If you evolve enough, you ascend above bottom-feeders scum suckers like Moviebob. Really not difficult to achieve, in all truth.

 

[glib]

I love his half-hearted attempts at being critical of this idea.

We all know he wants Disney to run the entire planet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob, total sex-haver:
"I have so much sex I go to Costco for massively discounted bulk Condoms".
and/or "My Soopeeryah penis is so huge that I have to go to Costco for Extra Super Duper Large Ron Jeremy sized condoms, friendo! Not to brag or anything."
Of all the things that didn't happen, both of those didn't happen the most. Plus the attempted Rifleman meme only muddles the "joke" that is as aborted as any fetus theoretically spawned by Bob.

 

[Positron]

The concession staff might comply if a 3-year-old kid did that; a 30-year-old man would be lucky if he wasn't told to fuck off.

 

[TopTierHealer]

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The concession staff might comply if a 3-year-old kid did that; a 30-year-old man would be lucky if he wasn't told to fuck off.

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I was about to ask, it's mid february, has this fatass dropped the gym already from the grueling 90 year old recovery exercises?

I, again, have to ask: do consooommers really? It's a bit embarrassing to be treating the ghostbusters as this life defining moment.

Edit: god fucking damn. Why did Bob have to reference Shadowrun? I feel another aneurysm comming. And what the fuck does he mean by smiley face?

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Hang the fuck on….you mean to tell me that as of the time of writing Chris is only 29 years old???

I’m not exactly an Adonis myself but fuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Hang the fuck on….you mean to tell me that as of the time of writing Chris is only 29 years old???

I’m not exactly an Adonis myself but fuuuuuuuuuuck.

If I remember correctly, he was born in 83 so he's 31 in that pic. Honestly, he doesn't look too bad at that age, especially since he's a lot thinner than he is now.

And because I'm too lazy to go back a page and quote it, I love how Bob brags about having sex like a teenager. Hey, Bob, dudes who fuck regularly don't make creep posts about possible lesbian pairings they'd love to jerk off to.

 

[ChampFantana]

If I remember correctly, he was born in 83 so he's 31 in that pic. Honestly, he doesn't look too bad at that age, especially since he's a lot thinner than he is now.

And because I'm too lazy to go back a page and quote it, I love how Bob brags about having sex like a teenager. Hey, Bob, dudes who fuck regularly don't make creep posts about possible lesbian pairings they'd love to jerk off to.

Don't kid yourself, that fat cretinous ogre has never gotten laid. He's making shit up just like usual.

Even the most horrific pigbeast from the Deathfats forum would look at Bobert the Retard and say, "I can do better."

Once you understand that even those butter golems are out of Boob's reach, you realize that Bob will die a virgin.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If I remember correctly, he was born in 83 so he's 31 in that pic. Honestly, he doesn't look too bad at that age, especially since he's a lot thinner than he is now.

And because I'm too lazy to go back a page and quote it, I love how Bob brags about having sex like a teenager. Hey, Bob, dudes who fuck regularly don't make creep posts about possible lesbian pairings they'd love to jerk off to.

I mean, if Facebroke had a "just had a one-night stand" relationship status, Bob would probably claim it, constantly.

It's like his pathological thirstposting about how commiserating with teenage girls about some Judy Blume book (Blubber, perchance? or Are you There God It's a Me, Mario Margaret ?) - it's not believable, inconceivable, and such a ridiculous scenario I can't believe that even the dumbest, most desperate preteen/teen broads back in the mid 90s were dumb enough to fall for whatever it is Bob was selling, let alone that he stopped Mariosperging long enough to just sperg about Judy Blume in a pseudo-charming, sympathetic way to charm the pants off not one, but TWO girls.

Like, fuck, man, why hasn't anyone tracked down Moviebob's yearbooks and found girls who might have fit the bill or at least have known Bob (or every girl in school) well enough to know whether the story was in fact fabricated 100% bullshit? Girls talk and I'm damn sure if any of them heard one or more of their friends say "Hey we got laid because some spergsped named Bob made our ginies tingle while talking to us about Blubber/Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret first-person shooter perspective story, isn't that wild?" they'd be like "WTF", "Bullshit", "Oh wow that totally happened", the story would have gone fucking VIRAL among the class if true, and at the very least they'd know whether Bob's story is (NOT) credible. Bob's kinda trying to have us believe he was the Harvey Weinstein of I'm Boston We Fite.

Hell, why isn't anyone tracking down the boys in Bob's yearbooks and asking them whether Bob ackshually knows how to throw a punch? Also are they or did they ever vote Republican, plz and ty.

 

[blablabla]

bob has never had sex or getting drunk. its all performative bullshit to hide the fact he is a 40 years old who lives with mom, makes shitty videos that no one sees and lives on patreon wellfare.
remember that post when this mongo said if only i had the money for my dream house-car?
thats bob, a worthless consoomer-coomer retard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Maybe Bob's screwed himself up with porn so much been RUINED by having his future STOLEN that he couldn't have sex if he wanted to, you wise guys ever think of that?

 

[Mr Processor]

I mean, if Facebroke had a "just had a one-night stand" relationship status, Bob would probably claim it, constantly.

It's like his pathological thirstposting about how commiserating with teenage girls about some Judy Blume book (Blubber, perchance? or Are you There God It's a Me, Mario Margaret ?) - it's not believable, inconceivable, and such a ridiculous scenario I can't believe that even the dumbest, most desperate preteen/teen broads back in the mid 90s were dumb enough to fall for whatever it is Bob was selling, let alone that he stopped Mariosperging long enough to just sperg about Judy Blume in a pseudo-charming, sympathetic way to charm the pants off not one, but TWO girls.

Like, fuck, man, why hasn't anyone tracked down Moviebob's yearbooks and found girls who might have fit the bill or at least have known Bob (or every girl in school) well enough to know whether the story was in fact fabricated 100% bullshit? Girls talk and I'm damn sure if any of them heard one or more of their friends say "Hey we got laid because some spergsped named Bob made our ginies tingle while talking to us about Blubber/Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret first-person shooter perspective story, isn't that wild?" they'd be like "WTF", "Bullshit", "Oh wow that totally happened", the story would have gone fucking VIRAL among the class if true, and at the very least they'd know whether Bob's story is (NOT) credible. Bob's kinda trying to have us believe he was the Harvey Weinstein of I'm Boston We Fite.

Hell, why isn't anyone tracking down the boys in Bob's yearbooks and asking them whether Bob ackshually knows how to throw a punch? Also are they or did they ever vote Republican, plz and ty.

It's not inconceivable that Bob has had sex. It is inconceivable that she wasn't out of there as soon as the time he paid for was up. (Note: I still don't think he's ever had sex, this is just a theoretical scenario.)

 

[Chuck McGill]

bob has never had sex or getting drunk. its all performative bullshit to hide the fact he is a 40 years old who lives with mom, makes shitty videos that no one sees and lives on patreon wellfare.
remember that post when this mongo said if only i had the money for my dream house-car?
thats bob, a worthless consoomer-coomer retard.

Eh, I don't doubt he's had sex. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get laid, and Bob got to at least partially live in a pre-Tinder, pre-lockdown, pre-everyone-is-terminally-online world. If you don't believe me, take a look at the average boomer goober, even money says he's got a wedding ring.

Whether it was with someone you'd look twice at is another matter entirely.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Don't kid yourself, that fat cretinous ogre has never gotten laid. He's making shit up just like usual.

I mean, if Facebroke had a "just had a one-night stand" relationship status, Bob would probably claim it, constantly.

It's like his pathological thirstposting about how commiserating with teenage girls about some Judy Blume book (Blubber, perchance? or Are you There God It's a Me, Mario Margaret ?) - it's not believable, inconceivable, and such a ridiculous scenario I can't believe that even the dumbest, most desperate preteen/teen broads back in the mid 90s were dumb enough to fall for whatever it is Bob was selling, let alone that he stopped Mariosperging long enough to just sperg about Judy Blume in a pseudo-charming, sympathetic way to charm the pants off not one, but TWO girls.

Like, fuck, man, why hasn't anyone tracked down Moviebob's yearbooks and found girls who might have fit the bill or at least have known Bob (or every girl in school) well enough to know whether the story was in fact fabricated 100% bullshit? Girls talk and I'm damn sure if any of them heard one or more of their friends say "Hey we got laid because some spergsped named Bob made our ginies tingle while talking to us about Blubber/Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret first-person shooter perspective story, isn't that wild?" they'd be like "WTF", "Bullshit", "Oh wow that totally happened", the story would have gone fucking VIRAL among the class if true, and at the very least they'd know whether Bob's story is (NOT) credible. Bob's kinda trying to have us believe he was the Harvey Weinstein of I'm Boston We Fite.

Hell, why isn't anyone tracking down the boys in Bob's yearbooks and asking them whether Bob ackshually knows how to throw a punch? Also are they or did they ever vote Republican, plz and ty.

Oh I agree he's making it all up. It's so blatantly false, but it's funny that he genuinely thinks it's believable. Much like the bench pressing 310 pounds and then being caught out when someone asked him how long it took him to reach that weight. Or saying he doesn't live on the internet when anyone who looks at social blade immediately knows it's the only place he lives.

And I'm pretty sure no one has tracked anyone from high school down because it's been over twenty years at this point and while Bob is infuriating, he doesn't seem to introduce enough ire to want to really humiliate him. Hell, Metokur wouldn't touch him because of how repulsive he found Bob.

Eh, I don't doubt he's had sex. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get laid, and Bob got to at least partially live in a pre-Tinder, pre-lockdown, pre-everyone-is-terminally-online world. If you don't believe me, take a look at the average boomer goober, even money says he's got a wedding ring.

Whether it was with someone you'd look twice at is another matter entirely.

See, that's the thing, Bob never goes for ugly chicks online. Dudes dressed as chicks, yes, but with Bob's ego it's pretty clear he would only go for the hot girls at his local bar that he assumed would be worthy of him. To settle for less is to admit he's less. Maybe he managed to get a woman drunk enough to take home and nail, but his looks and personality have likely prevented him from having any meaningful companionship.

Also, the way he tweets about sex and women sounds very virginal.