Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

Also (as I've repeatedly say about the Jan 6 protest) the interests of capitalists and proletariats are not necessarily at odds; the claim that the two classes are at perpetual conflict is Marxist ideology and has no empirical basis.

there are some good historical example of this: a number of industrialists in northern England (Titus Salt in Bradford, the Crossley family in Halifax, the Lever brothers in Birkenhead, the Earls Fitzwilliam near Barnsley, to mention a few) built their workers whole villages of good-quality housing, with plenty of parks and green space, so they'd have somewhere pleasant and healthy to live, and not have to suffer Victorian slums
in the case of the Crossley family, they also funded many public works projects for the benefit of the people of Halifax in general

many of them did this because they were devout Quakers or Methodists, and felt morally obliged to use their material wealth to improve the lot of others

 

[Bolo]

The times we have seen Bob be genuinely honest is with us is when he is in a genuine state of hurt. And we can tell he is because he drops the tough guy act when he is in that state.

I can't buy into the bullying claims when is going about it with the same bullshit facade he does with everything else.

Only time I've seen Robert being honest was when he claimed feeling "borderline gaslighted" whne the Lindsay Ellis shit hit the fan.

And even then Robert had to hold himself and say "borderline" to avoid even more shit from twitter, but that is one of the very few times I've seen Robert being genuine, and what he really wanted to say was "that bitch lied to me, I thought we were friends!".

The rest is just performative bullshit. Oh yes, Robert does believe that he is smarter than most people, but the thinkers VS believers crap is such a immature posture that it servers for just blowing steam from this loser that resents his life.

Most of his twitter talk is just that, Robert thinks he is being glib and getting a rise out of the "idiots", and his moments of self-rigthous anger are takedown of the obsoletes, but in the end it is all just to exercice the good ol' impotent rage that 40 year olds with little to no money and with no position in life have in spades.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Could Bob even find a rope or a stool that would support him, though?

those massive steel ropes used for mooring ships would do the job

 

[Mola Ram]

those massive steel ropes used for mooring ships would do the job

Those have a good chance of actually ripping his head off, which would indeed be amusing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

there are some good historical example of this: a number of industrialists in northern England (Titus Salt in Bradford, the Crossley family in Halifax, the Lever brothers in Birkenhead, the Earls Fitzwilliam near Barnsley, to mention a few) built their workers whole villages of good-quality housing, with plenty of parks and green space, so they'd have somewhere pleasant and healthy to live, and not have to suffer Victorian slums
in the case of the Crossley family, they also funded many public works projects for the benefit of the people of Halifax in general

many of them did this because they were devout Quakers or Methodists, and felt morally obliged to use their material wealth to improve the lot of others

Ah, but you see friendo, those are believers, so it doesn't count because they held back the Superior Future in a way I haven't figured out yet!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Of all the cows I follow, Bob is the only one where I routinely have to skip dozens of pages just to get caught up. And he's the only one where I rarely feel bad about skipping large sections of content, because somehow he's been saying the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING for 4600+ pages.

Is this what moonbats mean when they say they're exhausted and out of spoons and just, like, ugh, literally can't even?

Part of the reason I come back to the farms so frequently is because last time I took a few days off, this thread had jumped nearly twenty pages. But you're right, nothing he says is new, but he always finds a way to repeat his points without saying anything.

I'm sure he has been reported many times, it's just that, for whatever reason, those reports go nowhere. Maybe it's because of the vaunted blue checkmark that lets him get away with bending the rules more than a rando would. Maybe it's because he has the right politics and he only directs his invective against targets Twitter's support team finds acceptable. Maybe it's because he manages to skirt the line without crossing it, not quite calling for all Republicans to get rounded up into cages but saying he's not opposed to it happening. Maybe it's some combination of these and/or other reasons, it's hard to say for sure.

He's the definition of a crybully, as you pointed out: he'll harass you and mock you to your face over and over, but throw even one insult back at him and he'll wail to his followers and Twitter support about how you hurt his feefees and need to get banned.

(On a side note, I know this thread would slow down immensely if Bob actually got banned from Twitter, but it would almost be worth giving up the entertainment of mocking this impotent fat retard, just to see how much it would hurt him to lose it. Considering how much of his self-worth is tied up in his Twitter rants and his poor health in general, it might actually kill him.)

I've seen people on here say they reported him for dumb shit he's said, and I submitted a few reports years ago. They were ignored and he just keeps going.

And I think losing twitter would be the best thing for him, considering how much of his day is devoted to it. But I doubt it'd kill him, he'd just go on a rant in a blog about how this is obviously the work of the mayoghouls and he did nothing wrong. And then he'd cry into a tub of ice cream his mother was saving to cry into over what a failure her son is.

Blobby you are the luckiest Fat Bastard on Earth.

If you lived in a pre internet world or the current 3rd world you either be dead or working a menial job in retail or as a paper pusher that kept you away from the public and required little labor since you can't do real physical work for shit.

And he can't stop crying because he doesn't live in a giant mansion watching models lezzing out on piles of money.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Haha Bob became even more unhinged during the KF blackout.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

This is if you even buy into Bob's claims that he was bullied. He could easily just be lying and blowing things out of proportion the way he normally does with everything else. I've said before I don't buy into his bullying claims because he always talks about it with the same bravado and ego he does with everything else. The times we have seen Bob be genuinely honest is with us is when he is in a genuine state of hurt. And we can tell he is because he drops the tough guy act when he is in that state.

I can't buy into the bullying claims when is going about it with the same bullshit facade he does with everything else.

He wasn't bullied, at least not physically. He even admits it in Brick by Brick. Now he pretends to have been physically abused by bullies in some way that he refuses to specify, but the reason he won't talk about it is because it never actually happened. If he told people what actually happened, they would side with the "bullies" against him, and as I explain below, he believes this because from his point of view this has already happened.

And it was neither. Robert is a dumbass, but to do bad at the cheap-ass american schools system you gotta be actual retard.

Robert's problem is a simple one, lazyness, the same lazyness that precluded him from learning how to use green screen for over 10 years, why he cuts audio mid sentence and haven't learned to read his scripts whithout flubbing his lines and so he jump cuts between them, why his articles read like a messy stream of consciousness without a proper point, and Robert's lazyness explain his pathetic excuse for a book, where he did the bare minimum resarch on the subject, and most of the prose of the fucking thing is a recap of his pathetic life, with a sentence structure so awfull that can only be explained by a bad grad student trying to fill page quota for the midterms.

Like many autistic people, Bob has untreated ADD. Maybe if he didn't decide to be a total rotten little shit to the therapist he saw as a kid, he would have been diagnosed properly, but he wasn't. He was past the age of accountability at that point; the subsequent failure of his life is all on him. ADD makes it really difficult to do tasks that you aren't interested in; it's hard to start such tasks, and it's hard to stay with them until they are completed.

What's the difference between ADD and laziness? In a word, attitude. If you have ADD, or some other problem that saps your concentration and/or energy and you realize you that have a problem and you are failing the people around you, you aren't lazy even if you think you are, you're just coping with a difficult medical problem that you might not be aware of. If you have the exact same medical problem, but rationalize to yourself why you shouldn't have to do that bullshit anyway, and it's everyone else who has something wrong with them, you're lazy. As a narcissist, Bob is incapable of admitting to having a problem, he's great, he's awesome, it's the 98% of the rest of America that is stupid and worthless and gets everything it has on the backs of smart people like himself, so of course he falls firmly into the "lazy" category.

Also, this whole "Movie Robert has problem with authority". All bullshit, and you can tell it is bullshit because Robert is a fucking terrible liar.

First rule about lie is that you don't make a big deal out of it, and you certainly don't lie so you can brag, because people ain't stupid and it is easy to catch on is someone lies like that.

If Robert said "I didn't get along with teachers", that would be one thing, but this whole "I have problem with authorities and respecting those who aren't my intellectual equals", oh my, that sure is a thing 14 year olds go thinking about. Nah, that is a pathetic 40 year old trying to pass as a rogue on the internet.

At this point Robert can't help himself, this "internt tough guy" act is all he has, and it is a pretty sad one, because it is one of the last recluse of people with nothing.

It's obviously a lie because Bob just fucking worships authority, at least as long as isn't authority that reminds him of the "bullying" that he experienced as a kid. In fact, I think his actual worst narcissistic injury came at the hands of adult authority figures, because there's basically no chance (as other people have pointed out earlier in the thread) that the suburbs of Boston We Fight, Massachusetts, had any significant number of kids who were both actively political and openly Republican.

Incidentally, these claims of having a general problem with authority but then actually being an authoritarian bootlicker remind me of Bob's fellow obvious Narcissistic Personality Disorder lolcow Patrick S. Tomlinson, who claims to have Oppositional Defiant Disorder to try to hide his NPD.

I think what happened is that Bob was always made fun of because he was always a hothead, nobody liked him because he was a dimwitted sperg, and he couldn't fight back either socially/verbally (because sperg) or physically (because fat unathletic coward). In fact, Bob's attempts to "fight back" probably just added to the entertainment value. As a hothead, he would have super easy and very entertaining to rile up, so he would have been trolled endlessly for it. And then when Bob went to an adult authority figure, he was given some advice that would have helped him but he absolutely refused to accept: try not to get so mad all the time, learn to forgive those kids and try to make friends with them, work out so you can fight effectively. And all of these things would have reminded Bob of Jesus and conservatives, and he would have absolutely despised them.

When Bob graduated from college and started his YouTube "career", he would have seemed calmer for a while, because finally no one was making him be around people he thought were lesser than him that he couldn't stand, and before the Adpocalypse you could actually make decent money that way, and because things were looking up for him it was easy to maintain the delusion that any time now he would be noticed by the Hollywood cultural elites and whisked away to the life of a rich and famous movie director. And then he'd get to gloat about it to all his "enemies" and get his revenge. And looking back at his older writings, he did seem calmer. But I think that the real ego wound was already there and festering all along, and once the delusion he used to cope was ripped away, he became what we now know him as and has just been slowly rotting since then.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob's too narcissistic to blame himself for his life not turning out the way he hoped it would.

He has to believe that he was right all along, and it's the world's fault for not being what he hoped it would.

 

[Terra Pax]

This is if you even buy into Bob's claims that he was bullied. He could easily just be lying and blowing things out of proportion the way he normally does with everything else. I've said before I don't buy into his bullying claims because he always talks about it with the same bravado and ego he does with everything else. The times we have seen Bob be genuinely honest is with us is when he is in a genuine state of hurt. And we can tell he is because he drops the tough guy act when he is in that state.

I can't buy into the bullying claims when is going about it with the same bullshit facade he does with everything else.

It really isn't that hard to believe that MovieBob was bulled in highschool to be honest. He was a fat, ugly videogame sperg.

I don't care what he said in his book. He probably tried to be a bully to fit in with them but didn't get anywhere for the reasons above.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob's too narcissistic to blame himself for his life not turning out the way he hoped it would.

He has to believe that he was right all along, and it's the world's fault for not being what he hoped it would.

I have no idea how he was doing financially and what benefits he received when he got his second chance at the Escapist, but his immediate actions on being rehired should have been to really work hard and do his best work. (Whatever that means for MovieBob, I think he could at least have done better.) It also wouldn't have been amiss for him to eliminate the unhinged fascist rage rants that we all know and love from his online presence. I think he should have done his best to project the image of professional reviewer. Instead, he got himself fired a second time, because he thought, "Hahaha, they couldn't do without me, I'm invincible." Turned out that wasn't the case. I don't remember when, exactly, he was trying to cultivate a relationship with Devin Faraci, but if it was the same time as this he probably though that was going to be his ticket to the big leagues. If so, he chose poorly.

 

[Red Hood]

Next person that gets "You're not a person"d by Bob should tell him "well you're about five people, by food consumption".

 

[blablabla]

it was funny when they canned his ass for the second time and he talked a big game like he wasnt fired "we went our separate ways, look they gave me my IPS"! moviebob is worthless

 

[JayHarrison]

Covid makes year-round schools an appealing option (Jill Filipovic's Substack is paywalled so I don't know her argument); Bobby is angry that conservative ghouls like Filipovic stole his Summer -- and unexpectedly, Filipovic actually entertained him.
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Anyone who is Bobby's "intellectual equal" doesn't deserve to be a teacher.

Well...

1. Bob's an extremely large dork, not a nerd.
2. Bob should have stopped after "...never learned anything..."
3. Moviebob doesn't respond to authority... unless that person has a D next to their name and also happens to be Führer Hillary, Fauxcahontas, or AOC.

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Video.

Moviebob attempting to be "not mean" is like Homer Simpson trying to repress his anger, particularly in one scene from Simpsons episode "Bart on the Road": Lisa informs Homer that, among other things, Bart got a phony driver's license, totalled a rental car, and had to make up the money by working as an international courier. Homer's face turns red as he clamly says, "Yes. That's a real pickle." Homer then vents in incoherent anger in a hazmat suit's helmet before returning to Lisa, responding, "I will send Bart the money to fly home... then I will murder him."

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"Freelance investigative journalist" found that the trucker convoy wants to arrest every single member of the Canuckistan parliament and to try Blackface Trudeau for treason. As usual, Bobby is one step ahead of everyone else.
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A future guided by Moviebob is not a future worth living in... unless you want to experience Nazi Germany first-hand.

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Only Bobby's emotional distress true distress.
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You see TeamImpossible has learned another slur, having picked up Bobby's hate for communists. Don't worry though: he's not forgotten "nazi".

It takes a Nazibob to know a Nazi, Bob.

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Woo, boy. A lot to unravel here.

"...I'm [...] pissed off that 'my normal routine' (and more) was rpped out from under me": What routine was that? Sitting in front of a TV screen all day watching movies and doing work that didn't involve interacting with others? Getting plastered and potentially developing acute, irreversible cirrhosis at the local bar? Acting like a complete and total asshole who refuses to improve himself and his humanoid cosplay? (Scratch that last one; that's normal for Moviebob.)

"If I can deal...": Can you? Hell, have you?

"[Rright-wing Americans] don't deserve your sympathy, pity or empathy": For a so-called "empath", you sure don't know what empathy means, do you, Bob?

"They did this to us": You don't represent me, Bob... and you never will.

"But I'm right": LOL, no.

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Bobby hates school, loves white-trash foods, and longs to be Thanos.
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Nazibob, part [I've lost count].

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Random covid rants:
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Speaking of anti-science fuckwits, Moviebob's research regarding the COVID-19 vaccination involved only one question: "Is vaccine distribution going to happen under Donald Trump?" Because there's no way Bob would have agreed to take it had Trump been re-elected, even if administered by Princess Peach and Daisy cosplayers.

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College kiddies differ from the bulk of Democrat voters in their attitudes towards abortion, immigration, gay marriage, and Affordable Care Act; Matt Yglesias suggest the Democrat HQ to touch grass.
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Question to Moviebob: "How can youtell when someone is a bot/'not a person'?"

Moviebob's response if he had any honesty: "They don't fully comport to my every political opinion."

Which then of course devolve into yet another argument about who is or isn't "working class":
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AllSight2 is correct: Plumbers are far more important to societal sustenance than film critics like Bob, the Bostonian Benito.

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Was, uh... Moviebob looking at X-rated M...o porn when he wrote that comment?

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Bobby is proud of his ignorance and his superhuman ability to forget everything after exams. Also first usage of the word "nazi" in TeamImpossible's newest account.
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Yeah, Moviebob is physically living in 2022, all right. Problem is, Moviebob is mentallly no older than a five-year-old, which places Bob's mindset squarely in the mid-1980s.

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"Pro-life women's votes don't matter"
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Apparently colleges teach women to kill babies.

"...The Democrats need to get more racist, more sexist, more hateful, more backward in order to win...": So, in order for Democrats to win elections, they have to reduce themselves into being more like the literally racist, literally sexist, literally hateful, and literally backward Moviebob. Gotcha.

"All opposition to reproductive rights is sexist...": Since when is infanticide fetal murder abortion mentioned in the U.S. Constitution, Bob?

"...all opposition to racial equity is racism": So, Bob, does your distorted, demented version of "racial equity" apply to everyone... or do you still consider "acceptable racism funny because no one gets hurt" from it? You can't have it both ways, Bob.

"...pro-life women votes don't matter in the 21st Century...": Only if you're the one counting the votes, Bob.

"...obsolete remnants of an inferior past, waiting to go extinct": I think Rod Serling predicted your existence in 1961, wherein he describes you a an aboslete man who worships an obsolete state that devalues mankind.

"Out that wretched [electoral college] from our system as we ought've decades ago, and Democrats won't have to worry about the votes of conservatives OR idiots":

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I'd asky why Moviebob's stance on immigration is so anti-American, but then I realize Moviebob is agressively anti-American.

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Bad journalists make good activists.
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Nice to know that Moviebob's willing to nuke truck drivers (and farmers... and construction workers...) back to the stone age. Unlike Moviebob, who actively seeks to worsen human discourse and has also done literally less than nothing to move mankind forward.

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In case anyone still cares about Žižek.
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The Convoy protests is a genuine worker protest, because it is a group of workers fighting for their interests qua workers. No amount of postmodern legerdemain will change that. Also (as I've repeatedly say about the Jan 6 protest) the interests of capitalists and proletariats are not necessarily at odds; the claim that the two classes are at perpetual conflict is Marxist ideology and has no empirical basis.

For those of you who regularly participate in Moviebob Bingo, you can mark off both "Blatantly Racist Comment" and "Blatantly Sexist Comment" every time Moviebob talks about Candace Owens.

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No one cares what Salon says because Salon is not a person. Also anime avatars.

I'd rather pay attention to anime avatars that anyone named Bob Chipman using a Moviebob avatar.

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BimboPolitics has a smattering more brain than Bobby, which of course isn't saying much.
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I've got a couple statements/screeds I want to address here.

Unlike BimboPolitic, I do not vote with my self-interests in mind. I do my best to vote for things that I find would be beneficial to society on local, county-wide, state-wide, and national levels. My votes tend to center on cutting excess spending, limiting tax hikes (where I live, the sales tax rate is 10.25%), and improve public safety... and hoping for a miracle that I helped vote to kick Democrat politicians out of Sacramento and D.C. (For the record, I have never joined any political party; I see the worst of Republicans as lazy, the worst of Democrats as evil, and Moviebob as a malignant brain tumor on mankind.)

Secondly, I'm not above being empathetic to people who vote in opposition to me. I've said in the past that every single person who voted for Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden is an idiot. I'm more that willing to retract that statement, as several people I've seen on Twitter have come to regret giving their ballots to Joe. Could be any number of factors, really--the media intentionally dropping the Hunter Biden laptop story; FiC Biden's botched withdrawal from Afghanistan; FiC Biden's inability to answer unscripted questions from the press; FiC Biden's mishandling of the American economy; FiC Biden's overall creepiness; FiC Biden's overt racism; FiC Biden's complete lack of intelligence; and so on, and so on, and so on. As long as Biden voters are willing to admit that doing so was a mistake (so long as they don't calim Biden was a better option than Trump), I'm willing to extend some olive branches to them.

Antipaths like Moviebob deserve antipathy, not empathy.

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Bobby stans for furry bullshit. This is disgusting even by his standards.
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(The DDoS might not allow you to expand the screenshot to read the fine print, so here is the back cover)

(_insert_pussy_joke_here_)

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I'll prattle on Tuesday's posts later. This one's already reading like a novel.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Seems to be the case. So far, Disney has been doing well introducing these obscure characters and having them to be well liked, that's why I said that I'm rather curious how the public will react to Ms. Marvel (kamal kahn) and Iron Heart, because regardless of all the drama involving these characters in the comics, they are a blank slate to the audience Disney courts, and i wonder if at least the concept of Kamala Kahn and Riri William will be a hit with a larger public, I think they might well be if done by good writers of course.

And by a hit, I mean just well received. I know Disney is still making bank (shocker) and looks like the Marvel series are doing good (according to Disney, so you know, grain of of salt), but in general I've seen the the public interest waning away from the capeshit in general, or at the very least they don't stay relevant for long, which is natural in this fast paced content consuming world we live, so now a hit is just when you manage to hold the spotlight for a bit...which I think this new Marvel capeshit will manage to do.

For how long is another question though.

Comics suck because they don’t have the budget to hire or retain real talent. At the rate they pay someone with talent will move on, perhaps to another career altogether. Chances are they’ll hire better talent for the film. Writing comics isn’t even comparable to being in the minor leagues.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Next person that gets "You're not a person"d by Bob should tell him "well you're about five people, by food consumption".

Tell him that he's large enough to be a person for both of us..

 

[Red Hood]

Tell him that he's large enough to be a person for both of us..

Bob's ideas of personhood are skewed by himself and Chris being fat fucks.

 

[Positron]

Trump=Nazi.




Bobby reins in TeamImpossible.

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Another die-hard Adult Disney Fan seems to get into a spot of trouble:


Bobby thinks "Adult Disney Fans" is a largely "hypothetical" entity and a classist dog-whistle.



I don't believe Bobby came up with all this shit on his own; he must have read it from some journo scum.

Bobby goes on to justify Disney's monopoly -- Monopolies have existed before so it is a-okay. Whatever happened to "evolve" and "becoming a better world"?

Whenever people brings up Disney and Amazon. Bobby's ready reply is always: Nestlé is worse.

Disney engages in "monopoLISTIC practices" rather than being a "monopoly". Indeed Walt Disney was a very good guy when you compare him with the other fish in the pond.




Someone responds to Goldmark's manchildism:

I suspect Bobby is right. It is the left that wants to eradicate any distinction between childhood and adulthood, just as they want to "smash" any distinctions.



Good news! The sufficiently funded Adult Disney Fan can now literally live in Disney!




Needless to say Bobby is extremely happy to be ruled by a company.

This is a clump of cells that I don't mind being aborted.

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Why do people keep giving James Gunn (hand)jobs?




Pixar is disgusting.


Bitchy gossip:




Bobby doesn't worry about finding the right rope and stool; he is already hung.


And the retard actually explains the joke.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Disney is planning to make their own residential communities.

This is Bob's dream.

Too bad he can't afford it.

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-launches-new-business-to-develop-residential-communities/

 

[EnemyStand]

Disney is planning to make their own residential communities.

This is Bob's dream.

Too bad he can't afford it.

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-launches-new-business-to-develop-residential-communities/

Yep...like most people in Shadowrun. Incidentally, fake nerds should keep that word out of their mouths, it used to be the litmus test for if someone was a real tabletop fan or a tourist. Guess we could always switch to using Paranoia...