Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador2]

The earliest example of a crossover I can think of is the Argonautica, a 3rd Century Greek poem which tells the story of Jason and his crew retrieving the Golden Fleece. It contains a ton of major heroes and Gods, including Hercules and Atalanta. So even back then, people were thinking "Hey, why don't we have a story that combines all of the well known heroes together doing a Big Hero Thing?" I highly doubt that Greek children obsessed over it the way that tards like Robert obsess over capeshit. That's because they had actual things to do and couldn't just stand around waiting for the story magicians to shovel reboot #2967 of series #10984 of franchise #9499 into his brain while his mouth gapes open and he shoves rotten chicken into his maw.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

People looking to Disney for moral guidance are fucking retards. Disney won't film in Georgia because muh abortion but will film in China which is a human rights shitshow.

As Bob is the moral arbiter of all things good he puts in his two cents on Disney and Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1501717617639403521

https://archive.ph/XV3a0

Bob knows all about what is pleasing about the female form. This is proven by his many thirstposts. We can trust his opinion on a new MCU character that looks just like the other MCU females but with green skin and green hair. He comments about the size difference of a character that is nowhere on the quote tweet and refuses to elaborate further. Apropos of nothing Bob finishes up by saying Disney needs to stop donating to pols. I have no idea what pols are so I'm just going to assume he either means the proletariat or Polish people, whichever is funnier. As I'm sure has been pointed out numerous times in this thread, I'm still trying to catch up and read everything, the bill isn't a bill that prohibits you from saying the word gay in school. It's a bill to prevent grooming elementary school children you stupid, stupid ape.

I lastly wanna point out that this picture is not from a poster. It's from a collectable cup.

that is just a *chef's kiss* for me, my fellow Bobologists.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Apropos of nothing Bob finishes up by saying Disney needs to stop donating to pols. I have no idea what pols are so I'm just going to assume he either means the proletariat or Polish people, whichever is funnier. As I'm sure has been pointed out numerous times in this thread, I'm still trying to catch up and read everything, the bill isn't a bill that prohibits you from saying the word gay in school. It's a bill to prevent grooming elementary school children you stupid, stupid ape.

Pols are just short for politicians

 

[Chaos Theorist]

As Bob is the moral arbiter of all things good he puts in his two cents on Disney and Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1501717617639403521

https://archive.ph/XV3a0

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Bob knows all about what is pleasing about the female form. This is proven by his many thirstposts. We can trust his opinion on a new MCU character that looks just like the other MCU females but with green skin and green hair. He comments about the size difference of a character that is nowhere on the quote tweet and refuses to elaborate further. Apropos of nothing Bob finishes up by saying Disney needs to stop donating to pols. I have no idea what pols are so I'm just going to assume he either means the proletariat or Polish people, whichever is funnier. As I'm sure has been pointed out numerous times in this thread, I'm still trying to catch up and read everything, the bill isn't a bill that prohibits you from saying the word gay in school. It's a bill to prevent grooming elementary school children you stupid, stupid ape.

I lastly wanna point out that this picture is not from a poster. It's from a collectable cup.
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that is just a *chef's kiss* for me, my fellow Bobologists.

Its just tatiana maslany in green makeup shrugs

 

[Red Hood]

MATI moment but Bob's gas prices opinion makes me want to lace his chicken nuggets with a powerful laxative.

 

[Positron]

Whatever happens, LGBTQ most affected.

Fortunately it is easy to be a Thinker though: just take the girldick it up the butt.

Bobby mistakes billionaires as communist comrades fighting a "class war":






Nazi, Nazi everywhere:


Here are some choice replies to Bobby's oil-price discourse:



Hope Bobby learns to ride a bike... oops I forgot covid cratered his "social life" already.


Sometimes the technology isn't there simply because it violates the laws of science. No amount of money you throw in it will change that.

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Several nemeses of Bobby gather together for a conference:




MCU threatens to change the course of Philippines politics:

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Bobby hates it because he is too poor to watch the latest Star Wars bullshit. Also random gay shit.


WB vs Disney again:

 

[JayHarrison]

Whatever happens, LGBTQ most affected.
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Fortunately it is easy to be a Thinker though: just take the girldick it up the butt.

Reponse to CodaStory: I find it ludicrous that any religious bigwig would blame the LGBTQ(RSTUV) community for the reason Russia invaded Ukraine.

Response to Moviebob: I will always take reality's side before I ever take Moviebob's.

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Moviebob wants America's borders wide open for foreign nationals, so why the ever-loving fuck should anyone consdier his takes regarding national security worth reading?

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"American oil bad!"

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Here are some choice replies to Bobby's oil-price discourse:
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As I said earlier, Moviebob's takes on this matter can be tersely stated as "Non-renewable oil bad. Non-recyclable solar panels and wind turbine blades good!"

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Hope Bobby learns to ride a bike... oops I forgot covid cratered his "social life" already.

So did Donald Trump and those troglodytes who robbed him of his ability to speak with alien life forms.

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Sometimes the technology isn't there simply because it violates the laws of science. No amount of money you throw in it will change that.

And no amount of Moviebob's frequent saber rattling is going to change that.

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I can imagine a world in which no more stupid exists because it's the same world in which Moviebob and his idiotic ilk will never be allowed to inhabit.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I heard that they were doing the reprint of JLAvengers, Perez is such a great artist, its a shame that he's dying. I hope him and his family find peace.

I read an interview he had with Newsarama after the announcement and it appears that he's come to terms with his diagnosis. Unfortunately, his health has been in severe decline in recent years. Like Bob, George is a diabetic and it has affected both his hands and his eyesight to the point where he retired from the industry. Unlike Bob, George is a wonderful human being. I had the pleasure of meeting him at the Calgary Comics & Entertainment Expo a decade back and you couldn't meet a happier, more gregarious man and I am now especially glad that I bought a sketch of Firestorm from him. He affectionately called Ronnie "knucklehead" and I will always cherish it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know, every time I look at this thread something that stands out to me as almost impressive and demonstrates bob can't be that stupid is that he seems to be very aware of how the average middle class white man feels to the point that he always knows exactly what position would be the most antagonistic towards them, which I assume is his goal.

Granted, I don't know how twitter works because I'd rather mainline raw sewage than be exposed to social media, but he behaves like such a contrary dick so often that I feel like he couldn't be getting all his opinions from twitter buddies. It feels like the kind of retardation that truly comes from the heart.

MATI moment but Bob's gas prices opinion makes me want to lace his chicken nuggets with a powerful laxative.

It's tempting to be annoyed, but in the age of the internet one must remind themselves how powerless a twitterite actually is. In Moviebob's case not only is he impotent as a person, but his opinions will actually sway people in the opposite direction. For all intents and purposes people like moviebob are not real, they're like a ghosts in the wire, coalescences of all the impotent bitterness and anger of the internet, sort of like the slime from Ghost Busters 2 but digital and confined exclusively to whining on Twitter.

"Non-renewable oil bad. Non-recyclable solar panels and wind turbine blades good!":
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I'm ashamed to admit I might have laughed at his joke about the cat. I hope laughing at a moviebob joke isn't an actionable offense.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Check this out, if you "force-quit" oil and gas with nothing to replace them (while demanding an increase in electricity consumption by overnight switching to hundreds of millions of electric cars), tons of people will be made poorer, suffer and die. Bob claims to be against this in the case of COVID because it can somehow be prevented from existing in his mind. Since the suffering and deaths from "force-quitting" oil and gas (and forcing everyone to give up their current vehicles for a new electric car) can be prevented by not doing it and simply letting the advance of technology price it out of use, surely he will see the wisdom of that view rather than insisting on the imposition of a situation that will make everyone worse off.

 

[Red Hood]

Check this out, if you "force-quit" oil and gas with nothing to replace them (while demanding an increase in electricity consumption by overnight switching to hundreds of millions of electric cars), tons of people will be made poorer, suffer and die. Bob claims to be against this in the case of COVID because it can somehow be prevented from existing in his mind. Since the suffering and deaths from "force-quitting" oil and gas (and forcing everyone to give up their current vehicles for a new electric car) can be prevented by not doing it and simply letting the advance of technology price it out of use, surely he will see the wisdom of that view rather than insisting on the imposition of a situation that will make everyone worse off.

Electric cars are still probably a decade off from being affordable, and that's for people that can afford new car prices at all. A new KIA Forte (about the cheapest new car you can buy) costs about $17k before dealer markup and you can bet the cheapest electric cars 10 years from now will start around $30k today dollars.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is it bad that part of me wants Biden to eat absolute shit against Putin to see Bob rage and do mental gymnastics when Tucker Carlson/ Glen Grenwald points out something really obvious about the whole Russia wa- I mean Russia police/ moral action?

It’s amazing how awful his takes are. I doubt even the most liberal motherfuckers here will defend Bob’s takes. It’s a rather disgusting thought, but honestly I’d love to see Bob argue for people he hates to fight a war that exists for what seems to be Western Powers being too weak and greedy.

 

[JayHarrison]

Is it bad that part of me wants Biden to eat absolute shit against Putin to see Bob rage and do mental gymnastics when Tucker Carlson/ Glen Grenwald points out something really obvious about the whole Russia wa- I mean Russia police/ moral action?

...Creepy Uncle Joe isn't already eating Putin's poop?

It’s amazing how awful his takes are. I doubt even the most liberal motherfuckers here will defend Bob’s takes. It’s a rather disgusting thought, but honestly I’d love to see Bob argue for people he hates to fight a war that exists for what seems to be Western Powers being too weak and greedy.

Nah. If anything, Moviebob would happily fight for the wicked instead of fighting for the righteous.

 

[The tired cat]

I just love the delicious irony that a good majority of these lefty nutjobs scream "WE MUST GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA NAO!!!!" are acting like the same retards who back in the day said how Bush was a horrible person by going to war with Iraq.

 

[King Dead]

I'm too tired to deal with the bulk of Bob's retardation tonight, so I'll just drop one comment:

WB vs Disney again:
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As I mentioned before, it's funny how much Bob insists that Harry Potter is completely over as a brand just because he hates J.K. Rowling, but I think it's also his Disney fanboyism coming into play as well since the movies are a WB property. Anything that isn't managed by his beloved Rat overlords must be maligned, while anything that is must be praised.

Case in point: his insistence that the laughably-delayed Avatar 2 will be as much of a hit as the original. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it will do well, and maybe it will do absolutely ridiculous numbers. And if we're going by theme parks as a sign of popularity, the Avatar section of Animal Kingdom has been about as popular as the Harry Potter parks over at Universal Studios, which is pretty impressive for a franchise that currently consists of a single movie released over a decade ago and nothing else.

However, I feel that time has really not been so great for Avatar. When it came out back in 2009, it was hyped to hell and back as the return of the 3D movie, a major spectacle that had to be seen to be believed. I remember constant articles about the technology that James Cameron developed to bring the world of Pandora to life, and regardless of my opinions on the movie, I'll give him credit for that. Hell, I even went out to see it in IMAX 3D myself, and it was definitely an impressive sight.

But strip away the majestic 3D, and what are you left with? Dances with Wolves in space, except ridiculously one-dimensional. The Na'vi are perfect wholesome fuckable aliens that dindu nuffin, while the humans that aren't good guys are all comically villainous military/corporate types. Without the 3D sucking you in, there's nothing to distract you from the story, and when you pay attention to the story, it's pretty boring on the whole.

And that's the other issue: although movies continue to be released in 3D today, it's nowhere near as many as there were at the height of the 3D boom that Avatar was supposed to have ushered in, and it's because audiences quickly tired of it. Most movies released in 3D aren't actually shot in 3D, it's all done in post-production, and the results are always less than stellar. Why spend more on a lower-quality version of the movie? It's no wonder that 3D ticket sales have pretty consistently fallen year-over-year since Avatar, and it makes me wonder if that will affect people's decision to view Avatar 2 in 3D. It might be the original "you have to see it in 3D!" movie, but will nostalgia be enough to overcome the return of the perception that 3D is for schlock and not serious movies? I dunno, this is all just speculation. (And damn, I said 3D a lot in this post.)

Like I said, I'm sure it'll do well, but it's clear that Bob is only cheering it on because Fox got bought out by Disney. Remember how much he made fun of the X-Men movies pre-buyout, but as soon as the deal was done he couldn't wait to see the X-Men being shoved into the MCU (and being wrong every time he predicted it was coming)? It's entirely fanboyism and nothing more for Bobbo: if you're part of the Disney conglomerate, you're the Good Guys and will definitely succeed.

Finally, this post gives me an excuse to add this video:

 

[Positron]

Check this out, if you "force-quit" oil and gas with nothing to replace them (while demanding an increase in electricity consumption by overnight switching to hundreds of millions of electric cars), tons of people will be made poorer, suffer and die

Going electric means that the evil dudebro Elon Musk wins. Let's petition Hillary Rodham to give us personal jetbacks and stock up on hydrazine.

Related:






The Human Rights Campaign, which in case you are confused by the name is a pressure group exclusively of sexual perverts, turns down donations from Disney. In Bobby's estimation this meant Bob Chapek has made a wrong move: he should have just shut up:






Bobby shows his homework: white conservatives are few in number and they don't have money, presumably because they've spent their savings on private jets to the Capitol and on sponsoring trucker convoys.

But Bobby is probably right in associating "woke" with indiscriminate, conspicuous consumption.


Be assured that the Florida government has a thousand-and-one ways to fuck with Disney, especially given how anti-pedophilia sentiments are getting higher.

Creepy Uncle Joe demands new LGBTQ sniffies!


Creepy Bobby implies he has Gen-Z friends.

 

[Judge Dredd]

As I mentioned before, it's funny how much Bob insists that Harry Potter is completely over as a brand just because he hates J.K. Rowling, but I think it's also his Disney fanboyism coming into play

The Eternals is going to become the most popular Marvel movie any minute now.

Creepy Bobby implies he has Gen-Z friends.

What does Carman Sandiego have to do with Kim Possible, and what does either have to do with Xena? And what does any of those have to do with whatever gen-z "scene" Bob is claiming to be knowledgeable about?

Nothing.

And Positron, how dare you imply that Bob doesn't have a friend who is Gen-Z, Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, and Queer simultaneously. If he didn't have such a friend, then that would mean Bob is spouting bullshit in a failed attempt to impress people on Twitter.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Creepy Bobby implies he has Gen-Z friends.

Oh, please, Bobby, keep this up. I need a slightly larger sample size to confirm your LGBTQ friend who's 15-20 years younger than you just happens to use your speech patterns.

What does Carman Sandiego have to do with Kim Possible, and what does either have to do with Xena?

And Beavis and Butthead, where I think the blonde is from. Buzzfeed is just throwing random JPGs up and Bob is running with it.

I don't know, if I had a celluloid spank bank I wouldn't be advertising it this blatantly.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

What does Carman Sandiego have to do with Kim Possible, and what does either have to do with Xena? And what does any of those have to do with whatever gen-z "scene" Bob is claiming to be knowledgeable about?

I find it interested that the picture on the left is Demi Moore’s character in Beavis & Butthead Do America and Shego is on the right. My guess would be that women were much hotter in the 90s and 2000s.

 

[Jack Awful]

What does Carman Sandiego have to do with Kim Possible, and what does either have to do with Xena? And what does any of those have to do with whatever gen-z "scene" Bob is claiming to be knowledgeable about?

There was a Buzzfeed article recently trending about characters that turned the author into a lesbian. Maybe that's it because Bob has a creepy open lesbo fetish.