Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

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I got called "Miss" once when I was a skinny-ass eyeliner-wearing emo kid. I got over it, you can too.

 

[The tired cat]

The Orthodox church is right in that the West is aggressively pushing Globohomo in the Ukraine and LGBT stuff in Ukraine schools. It's just that he thinks that's a good thing...

The Russian church is also guys who believe blessing roads will stop people from having car accidents or that blessing rockets will help 'em go into space faster. Even if they are right about the west, doesn't change they are a gathering of corrupt or nutso breathing wankers.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They view any attempt to dissuade them and look at reality objectively as a trick to make them lose faith in the Superior Future.

They also reflect the soy way of trying to make soy look natural by trying to do away with any calling soy soy.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby's Angels really make me appreciate good old fashion Bull Dykes those broads have to get called "sir" daily, but they never complain and take it in stride.

Blobby's Angels don't need reassignment surgery they lost their balls years ago.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It doesn't get brought up as much as it does with fellow fat sperg Andrew Dobson, but I kind of wonder if Bob has a massive lesbian fetish. If I am remembering my lore correctly, didn't he claim he manipulated two girls into having sex in front of him over Nancy Drew or something like that?

Oh he's been pretty blatant about his lesbian fetish, even back in the early days of Game Overthinker. It's not as creepy (Still creepy) because while Dobson wants girls and teenagers to make out and hold hands, Bob's thirst posts are about grown women (or "women") railing each other like in the special films he finds on porn hub. But it's just another aspect of his inceldom.

Bob seriously has grudge issues. Dude just can’t stop reading Coffin. Not sure if he wants to fuck or murder Peter.

Murder, absolutely murder. For Peter dared commit the ultimate sin: He didn't agree with Bob.

I got called "Miss" once when I was a skinny-ass eyeliner-wearing emo kid. I got over it, you can too.

Yeah but you're probably well adjusted. And knew you weren't a Miss, unlike this thing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hey, Mr. Hammill, I know which finger you're pointing in Ben Shapiro's direction. Coincidentally, it's the same finger I'm pointing in your direction, Mark.

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Remember this when Moviebob talks about "telling on yourself": When Moviebob says that you should believe people when they tell you what they are (in Bob's case, a racist, misogynist, anti-American technofascist), believe them.

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Moviebob's stuck in the ignorant past, though it's hard to determine if Bob's mindset is based on Hitler's Germany, Mao's China, or Davis' Confederate States...

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Moviebob sits happily within the Axis of Ignorant Stupidity.

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Non-sequiturs. And non-sequiturs are one of the few things at which Moviebob is consistently successful.

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More pertinently, dow is Moviebob so BAD at certain politics, so much worse at comedy, and among the worst of the worst when it comes to attempting political comedy?

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Fuck you, Bob.

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You could say something similar about Moviebob's entire political model.. Big difference here is that the Hunder Biden laptop scandal is relevant to current political discourse; nothing Moviebob talks about is worth propagating.

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Speaking of cancellation, why the hell is Twitter still dragging its heels about perpetual TOS violator Moviebob's cancellation?

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My question is, which Disney Princess is Moviebob most eager to see? My money's on half-piscene Ariel.

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Moviebob also doesn't get to relegate who's working class and who isn't.

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Does Moviebob care? Peach kicks high, and that's all that matters to Bob.

Bob just likes to take every opportunity to whine about "BUT BUT MUH THINKERS OVER MUH BELIEVERS! MURRICAN EVANGELICALS BAD EASTERN ORTHODOX BAD BOTH ARE BELIEVERS BOTH DENY MUH HOLY SOOPEERYAH FYOOTCHAH! Can't have Soopeeryah Fyootchah with Believers , friendo!"

Bob thinks the "working class" should be the Thinking Class instead, because in the Soopeeryah Fyootchah which was foretold to him by Disney in the Book of Epcot, Robots with AI do all the physical tasks, leaving the hyoomans to do only Thinking.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Soopeeryah Fyootchah

I gather the Bob Chipman "Superior Future" is that whole "live in the pod, eat the bugs, be happy" thing?

In other words, "globohomo"?

 

[A Pale Shadow]

It doesn't get brought up as much as it does with fellow fat sperg Andrew Dobson, but I kind of wonder if Bob has a massive lesbian fetish. If I am remembering my lore correctly, didn't he claim he manipulated two girls into having sex in front of him over Nancy Drew or something like that?

He's never made any secret of it. Go watch his Black Swan review, you'll see what I mean.

 

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retardo lesbian friend doesnt exist or is the tranny the shitta wanna get fucked by

 

[Positron]

Okay Pedo Pascal.


Yes, liberals are sexually grooming school kids, and yes, it will end very very badly if states refrain from taking Florida's example.


Strange that no one took issue when Madonna did it.


Except *Russian people* don't think Russia as a landmass demarcated by a "hypothetical" line on the map. Instead, like all normal people not poisoned by postmodern sophistry, they think their nation as a cultural heritage -- and Ukraine is not only just part of that heritage but its very origin.







Creep:


Creep:

 

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blobbo cant even analyze movies well. his political hot takes are borderline mongoloid

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Parents, when the Mario park opens next year at Universal, keep your kids far away from a 42 fat man child who will creep in the park.

 

[Mola Ram]

Parents, when the Mario park opens next year at Universal, keep your kids far away from a 42 fat man child who will creep in the park.

As if Bob can afford a trip to Disneyworld.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob seriously has grudge issues. Dude just can’t stop reading Coffin. Not sure if he wants to fuck or murder Peter.

Bob's got bigger tits than the real doll ex, so he's got a shot.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

As if Bob can afford a trip to Disneyworld.

I think you meant "Disneyland" as that is the Mouse's park in California, but your point still stands as Bob can't afford the plane ticket to either Florida or Cali, much less the exorbitant admission fee.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think you meant "Disneyland" as that is the Mouse's park in California, but your point still stands as Bob can't afford the plane ticket to either Florida or Cali, much less the exorbitant admission fee.

He couldn't fit on the plane.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He couldn't fit on the plane.

And even if they could force him through, the plane couldn't take off due to excess weight.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think you meant "Disneyland" as that is the Mouse's park in California, but your point still stands as Bob can't afford the plane ticket to either Florida or Cali, much less the exorbitant admission fee.

I did mean "world," but that's because I was mistaken about where the new park is opening. Either way, both the plane tickets and the park passes would be way too much for him to handle. Maybe one of his industry insider friend can hook him up.

Hey, Bob, know why you can't afford the plane tickets? Might have something to do with those fuel costs you think only Red State Trogs care about.

 

[Brother Wind]

And even if they could force him through, the plane couldn't take off due to excess weight.

Well they could if the plane was the Bockscar.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If you think that's beautiful I'm sure I could point you at a dozen identical recent internet slapfights. You'll weep at the glory.

No matter how out of touch it seems, there are still plenty of people who think Disney= good, wholesome family values. Stuff that's safe to show to any child.

Sorta the same thing with Archie comics. I'm sure if you showed "Afterlife with Archie" to most people they wouldn't think it was an official product.

I know Bob's long been a patron of Google Translate for his attempts at multilingual tweets, but I'm surprised at how much more annoying I find it when a different alphabet is involved.

Funny, I don't see anything in the article about monsters encased in amber by tree-creatures.

You're not the only one who saw that cartoon, Bob. In fact, I suspect of the two of us I'm the only one who saw it as a kid - perhaps at all - because I was seven (give or take a year) when it came out and it was a bit too intense for me. You would have been what, four?

Spoiler: Because if we want to play dueling Super Saturday credentials here....

(Er... Super Sunday? Or is that a sporting event?)

Robotix was the one I had the toys for. That was an amazing Christmas, I got both an Argus with its separate 4-switch control console and a set that no doubt had a name but could best be described as "Miscellaneous Parts", which would have been a bit of a downer by itself but was a great adjunct set. Played with those until the plastic socket connectors started to crack.

I watched Jem despite it being for girls - there's a great Youtube channel where a guy restored all the tracks to modern MP3 quality, some of those songs are still catchy. I still remember being confused because the villain referred to his plans to take over Jerrica's record label as "getting the whole ball of wax" and I could not understand why someone would compare this big business to something useless and slightly unpleasant like a ball of wax.

Bigfoot and the Muscle Machines made me a super-fan of monster trucks for about two weeks until I found out the Orange Blossom Special wasn't really driven by a retired professor with a pet armadillo. You can't recover from that kind of disappointment.

After I played Project Firestart I got a nostalgia craving to watch Inhumanoids again - that's not gonna make sense to anyone who doesn't know both properties - so I went into it expecting some good scares and it amazed me how kinda cringe it was. For hell's sake, after that love potion stupidity or whatever Metlar ended up as a Fred Flintstone kind of dumbass schemy hubby with an overbearing wife. It's odd, I could still remember the fear but the thing that caused it had almost entirely faded, to the point that I didn't realize how misplaced and juvenile the fear was.

Jade Cargill twice this week? Ya got a new waifu, Bobby? Think you're gonna set those abs a-quiver by claiming you're spending your lonely nights thinking of her hot wet verisimilitude?

As if Bob can afford a trip to Disneyworld.

To be honest, "keep your kids far away from a 42 fat man child who will creep in the park" is just good general advice.