Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Ghidorah]

Paramount/Sega announced a third Sonic movie (though Jim Carrey announced that he is retiring from acting after 2) and a Knuckles spinoff on Paramount+ because they desperately need the content. Also, Bob fails to understand Sonic lore as Knuckles descended from a Mayan-inspired warrior culture that ended when they tried to seize the chaos emeralds and angered a vengeful water god. I recall that he had a Sega Dreamcast on a shelf in one of his photos, but did he even play Sonic Adventure? Methinks not. As for no children in the film, he did interact with Rachel's daughter in the first on and it was her who gave the Blue Blur his iconic shoes. He can go watch Sonic X if he wants that shit, but I seem to recall that Chris Thorndyke wasn't a popular character.

I mean it's clear Bob never understood sonic remember his old game overthinker video on how he'd "fix" sonic?

 

[Cosmug]

I mean it's clear Bob never understood sonic remember his old game overthinker video on how he'd "fix" sonic?

Of course his hatred of the Sonic movie's success is rooted in nostalgia for the SatAM cartoon, fucking hell Bob.
He's probably mad Sonic gets to be a dimension-hopper to IRL world but Mario isn't a plumber from Brooklyn anymore.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I mean it's clear Bob never understood sonic remember his old game overthinker video on how he'd "fix" sonic?

The fact that anyone watched this and didn't immediately be like "This fat autistic dude is a straight-up retard" is shocking to me. How can anyone enjoy this shit?

 

[Mola Ram]

The fact that anyone watched this and didn't immediately be like "This fat autistic dude is a straight-up retard" is shocking to me. How can anyone enjoy this shit?

I got as far as "the Mega Man path or the Mario path" before bailing. It's obvious Bob knows even less about video game design than he does film or history. Once again, that doesn't stop him from declaiming on the subject with the surety of a philosopher-king, even as he babbles nonsense. (And outdated nonsense at that! All of his "master class" examples are from his childhood. Even when he was doing Game Overthinker, it's clear he hadn't kept up with vidya trends in years.)

 

[Brother Wind]

I mean it's clear Bob never understood sonic remember his old game overthinker video on how he'd "fix" sonic?

Oh man, while I love him trying. Because it's like listening to a 5 year old describe how to make a game. Dash into him or run around him and dash into him, is apparently strategy.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Blob and his little toadies have killed the whole *looks at notes* descriptor. It was overused before but diabetic bitch tits makes it worse with his clever by half run-ons.

 

[King Ghidorah]

The fact that anyone watched this and didn't immediately be like "This fat autistic dude is a straight-up retard" is shocking to me. How can anyone enjoy this shit?

Oh man, while I love him trying. Because it's like listening to a 5 year old describe how to make a game. Dash into him or run around him and dash into him, is apparently strategy.

I got as far as "the Mega Man path or the Mario path" before bailing. It's obvious Bob knows even less about video game design than he does film or history. Once again, that doesn't stop him from declaiming on the subject with the surety of a philosopher-king, even as he babbles nonsense. (And outdated nonsense at that! All of his "master class" examples are from his childhood. Even when he was doing Game Overthinker, it's clear he hadn't kept up with vidya trends in years.)

I like how he suggests basically just turning gameplay from a fun frantic rush where you're goal is to get to the end of the stage both as quickly and as stylishly as possible without breaking your flow into a plodding generic 3d Mario RIP-off with a speed gimmick (unsurprising really) and then double whammy's it by having his plot go full edgy fanfiction with eggman killing all of sonic's friends followed by radically recasting sonic and shoehorning completely unfitting and disparate elements from the comics with no rhyme or reason really just a double whammy of ineptitude and distilled Dunning-Kruger essence.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He's also a member of the Democratic Party (I'll wager), not only one of the most successful cults in U.S. history, but also one of the oldest at 194 years old.

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Well, despite being inherently evil, Moviebob does see himself as humanity's "savior"...

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Here's the version of that meme I'm expecting to see: The airplane dropping bombs has Moviebob's avatar on its tail; the plane is shown from above as it drops bombs onto the Midwestern U.S.; the meme is captioned with "Moviebob Takes the First Step toward Building a Superiaa Fyuuchaa".

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At least Tim Pool provides the references and receipts. Moviebob's nothing more than a provider of misinformation, disinformation, and character assassination all rolled up into one fat, petulant package.

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Take away the quotation marks, and Moviebob perfectly summarizes himself yet again.

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So... does this mean that the pre-American indigenous population never had any sovereignty? Regardless what's preached by Leftist idiots (I repeat myself), most Native American tribes were unscrupulous "kingdoms" that had no problems perpetuating theft and murder against rival tribes.

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Not to mention that Lauren Boebert is smarter than the world's Moviebob population. (Then again, so is a turnip.)

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Objection! Relevance?

Oh yeah, Chippa is 100% in the cult that is the Democrat Party. Gotta be, if got a Troon cousin and don't wanna look like, well, a Republican, since according to both Bob and Chris, this is the worst thing ever.

Naw, the Lakota guy is saying whitey doesn't get/deserve sovereignty "on stolen land" (despite the entire fucking planet being, to some degree or another, "Stolen Land " and I guess him and Bob think that Whitey barely gets sovereignty in Europe since different white people stole each others' land it doesn't matter cuz they all white lol).

The "relevance" is that Bob thinks (perhaps correctly? IDK) that leaded gasoline in the air of the fumes of car exhaust damaged the brains of individuals (such as the Green River Killer) to turn them into serial killers. But Bob doesn't understand that NOBODY believes lead belongs in gasoline ("as Jesus intended" - what the fuck?! NO, that's stupid, like, did Bob get exposed to Leaded Gas fumes as a child or something, or was there simply something in the damn water in Lynn?), it was only there to prevent "engine knock" which people got around through technology.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I thought Bob hates Elon Musk.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I doubt any gun was drawn.

More likely, Bob, in a fit of pique, spewed some "superior futcha" rant about how someday the thinkers would get their revenge on believers and it won't be pretty yadda yadda yadda .....

Maybe even pushed it so far with the false bravado as to say words like "we'll wipe out your kind and burn your useless temples" or "I know where you live" and the guy, unsure if Bob was threatening him directly or not, just said "you ever threaten me or my family? I'll shoot you"

Bingo!

Close enough for Bob!

He was threatened at (verbal) gunpoint by Mayoghuls!

As fun as it would to hear of him getting pistol whipped by a guy he started ranting to in the street, it alas did not happen the way he said it did. Someone told him to "fuck off you fat fuck". He is just posting like that old 4chan image about walking past the niggers.

I thought Bob hates Elon Musk.
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He does, but like all soy made men, he bows to big dicks. His new reality is that Musk is now his ally in his quest to delete the mayogouls. That is what he will tell himself as he claims he was always on Musk's side. Just the coward sucking up to the new hotness like those faggot hanger ons who hang out with Rappers.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The "relevance" is that Bob thinks (perhaps correctly? IDK) that leaded gasoline in the air of the fumes of car exhaust damaged the brains of individuals (such as the Green River Killer) to turn them into serial killers. But Bob doesn't understand that NOBODY believes lead belongs in gasoline ("as Jesus intended" - what the fuck?! NO, that's stupid, like, did Bob get exposed to Leaded Gas fumes as a child or something, or was there simply something in the damn water in Lynn?), it was only there to prevent "engine knock" which people got around through technology.

yes, the use of tetraethyl lead began in the 1920s, and since then, it's become obsolete because the quality of fuel has improved, mainly due to more advanced refining methods
and the thing is, right, serial killers existed long before the 1920s, and in agrarian economies as well

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I thought Bob hates Elon Musk.
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If you go to the original image the last line is "the digital equivalent of a superfund site, Twitter." I guess he thinks it's a burn on Elon.

Problem is if you follow the equivalency through, this is someone who - of his own volition - lives in a superfund site mocking someone else for buying it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

yes, the use of tetraethyl lead began in the 1920s, and since then, it's become obsolete because the quality of fuel has improved, mainly due to more advanced refining methods
and the thing is, right, serial killers existed long before the 1920s, and in agrarian economies as well

well i mean, there was lead in other usages prior to the 1920s (lead paint is a big one), and the Romans and the Middle Ages had cosmetics with lead in them, and some ancient societies had lead dishes IIRC. But the overall point is yeah, there were murderers/cereal killers long before any of this.

 

[starborn427614]

He can go watch Sonic X if he wants that shit, but I seem to recall that Chris Thorndyke wasn't a popular character.

That's an understatement, people loathed Chris. I don't think it got better when he regressed back into a child after a timeskip and kept his adult brain (don't ask, X was bizarre at points). James Marsden as Tom and that chick who plays his wife are infinitely more endearing.

 

[The tired cat]

That's an understatement, people loathed Chris. I don't think it got better when he regressed back into a child after a timeskip and kept his adult brain (don't ask, X was bizarre at points). James Marsden as Tom and that chick who plays his wife are infinitely more endearing.

The most hilarious part, is originally Chris wasnt supposed to even be a character in the show. The original Japanese concept was just having Sonic and his companions pall around, however since it was gonna go to the States, there was a decision to add Chris (hard to say whether this was cause of Digimon/Pokemon or 'cause of Sonic Archir comice having some kid characters), to least have "kids" connect with, but ya know...kid is super rich, mother is a famous actress, dad owns some huge company, grandpa is an inventor and Butler id Bruce Lee....so ya know...totall can connect with him. Also, reason people loathed Chris (and ye timeskip stuff he never got better anyway), is just how useless that little shit was. Seriously, fucking Princess Peach did more shit than this little bastard.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I seem to recall that Chris Thorndyke wasn't a popular character.

Obligatory comment that this thread has too many people named Chris in it.

 

[Red Hood]

Of course his hatred of the Sonic movie's success is rooted in nostalgia for the SatAM cartoon, fucking hell Bob.
He's probably mad Sonic gets to be a dimension-hopper to IRL world but Mario isn't a plumber from Brooklyn anymore.

I'm not sure Bob has ever actually played a video game that wasn't SMB3.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Guess the Indians all lived in peace before the palefaces came with fire sticks and stole the land.

Iroquois Confederacy? Aztecs? Never heard of them.

That's the narrative, yes.

I'm not sure Bob has ever actually played a video game that wasn't SMB3.

He read about them in Nintendo Power or watched a play through on YouTube and thinks that's the exact same as playing it

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I thought Bob hates Elon Musk.
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How is 9% a "majority stake" in anything?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

How is 9% a "majority stake" in anything?

Simply means he is the biggest stakeholder in the company. These big companies usually have very fragmented stock ownership, the C.E.O. of Pepsi owns barely above 1% of all Pepsi stock as far as I know, for example. Bob probably thinks that Twitter is now Musk Corp so this is why he thinks that some random jagoffs selling their 0.0001% of Twitter stock would fuck over Musk lol!