Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Ghidorah]

Bob: He (Musk) failed making a tunnel!!

Bob, a fat nigger who can’t even use a green screen properly lecturing about massive infrastructure projects, lol.

Let's not pretend Elon musk isn't a raging incompetent who throws money at a bunch if retarded ideas that other people docall the work for him on just because he can surpass the low low bar of being better than bob

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Okay, I just got back home from Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and I will say this: Bob is a bitter and spiteful piece of shit. The only parts of the film that felt extraneous were the Hawaii scenes with Rachel, and even then I couldn't help but laugh at them. Almost everything else felt on point with some scenes taking design cues from the games like Ice Cap Zone (both Sonic 3 and Sonic Adventure) and Labyrinth Zone. This extends to the actions scenes like the Sonic vs Knuckles throw down and the characterization. Knuckles entire character had always centered on him being dense and naive so no, he's not a clone of Drax. There was a reason why Sonic and Eggman called him "knucklehead" in the games. Of course, Jim Carrey stole the show by chewing the scenery and if he is truly retiring after this film, he went off on a high note. Oh, and I should note, the crowd broke out in a applause when...

Spoiler: Sonic 2 post-credit spoilers

Shadow appeared. Someone even shouted his name.

Maybe Bob should consider this: maybe the movie wasn't made for people like him. By that I mean an embittered failure of a human being whose only purpose in life is his tribal loyalty to a corporation that will never return his affection.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's exactly the same logic behind lefties calling out "dogwhistles" anywhere they think they see them. By ascribing a malicious ulterior motive to all your opponents' actions that only you have the wisdom to see and understand (setting aside the fact that if the intended audience doesn't pick up on the subtleties, they're not very good dogwhistles), you handily sidestep the necessity of engaging with their arguments and defending your own. Evil people don't need to be debated, after all, because clearly they're evil and obviously evil is wrong!

Bob's "logic" is that it doesn't matter that "Don't Say Gay" isn't anywhere in the Florida law, nor that it's literally just "hey, kids in elementary school should not be groomed by their teachers and parents should have a say in their children's education." What matters is that conservatives are evil and they fully intend on forcing gay kids into conversion therapy and lynching any faggots they come across. If you don't agree, well, you're one of those inferior mayo ghouls that deserves to be shoved in a concentration camp to be mass murdered by the Footless Fuhrer.

Bob ascribes malicious motives to other people because he cannot comprehend being motivating by anything other than malice. The reason the mayoghouls do anything is because they are all out to get Bob and want to ruin his life by any means necessary. Never mind that these nebulous groups of people he hates for incredibly petty and nonsensical reasons have only affected his life tangentially at the most. They are evil mayoghouls and deserve to have horrible, horrible things done to them. Bob's mind has been so thoroughly warped by his own hatred and bigotry that he cannot comprehend the world through a lens that is not one of bitterness and malice.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Okay, I just got back home from Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and I will say this: Bob is a bitter and spiteful piece of shit. The only parts of the film that felt extraneous were the Hawaii scenes with Rachel, and even then I couldn't help but laugh at them. Almost everything else felt on point with some scenes taking design cues from the games like Ice Cap Zone (both Sonic 3 and Sonic Adventure) and Labyrinth Zone. This extends to the actions scenes like the Sonic vs Knuckles throw down and the characterization. Knuckles entire character had always centered on him being dense and naive so no, he's not a clone of Drax. There was a reason why Sonic and Eggman called him "knucklehead" in the games. Of course, Jim Carrey stole the show by chewing the scenery and if he is truly retiring after this film, he went off on a high note. Oh, and I should note, the crowd broke out in a applause when...

Spoiler: Sonic 2 post-credit spoilers

Shadow appeared. Someone even shouted his name.

Maybe Bob should consider this: maybe the movie wasn't made for people like him. By that I mean an embittered failure of a human being whose only purpose in life is his tribal loyalty to a corporation that will never return his affection.

In regards to the spoiler

Spoiler: Spoiler

I hope they take the music from his game, could you just imagine the fucking edge? Gotta get the kiddies into Crush 40 and Powerman 5000 young.

Glad it was good, maybe I'll take my sister's kids to it when they come 'round for Easter.

 

[King Ghidorah]

In regards to the spoiler

Spoiler: Spoiler

I hope they take the music from his game, could you just imagine the fucking edge? Gotta get the kiddies into Crush 40 and Powerman 5000 young.

Glad it was good, maybe I'll take my sister's kids to it when they come 'round for Easter.

Crush 40 is about as far from edgy as you can get but okay

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It’s appalling Bob is that retarded to compare Heaven’s Gate ruining United Artists with WB ruining themselves by making the DCEU to the point they had to get sold to Discovery.

 

[msd]

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Am I ignorant, or is there any land on this planet that has been traced back to the very first ancestral owners that's still in unbroken possession of that land by those ancestral owners to this day?

I understand there are a couple of tiny tribes on islands that could claim their land isn't "stolen," but does that apply to any of the rest of the world that people use or care about? You know, the good places where people have indoor plumbing?

The "stolen land" angle's been catching a so fucking what from me for a while.

My family has been in Texas for generations, hell im pretty sure some of my ancestors fought for and against santa anna.

Is Texas stolen land? Fuck no, Sam Houston kicked Santa Anna dirty and won this shit and I'm proud to live in Texas, I'm a proud tejano

Fuck these parasites who say america is stolen land

 

[King Ghidorah]

My family has been in Texas for generations, hell im pretty sure some of my ancestors fought for and against santa anna.

Is Texas stolen land? Fuck no, Sam Houston kicked Santa Anna dirty and won this shit and I'm proud to live in Texas, I'm a proud tejano

Fuck these parasites who say america is stolen land

Thankfully most of them fucked off to Oklahoma to cry from their million dollar casinos

 

[msd]

Thankfully most of them fucked off to Oklahoma to cry from their million dollar casinos

While also simultaneously leaving the rest of their tribe in crippling poverty.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Crush 40 is about as far from edgy as you can get but okay

Have you heard the music for that game?

 

[King Ghidorah]

Have you heard the music for that game?

Shadow did not debut in shadow the hedgehog and crush 40 didn't debut in that game either

 

[Positron]

So?

Zeroth-World problem in Russia. Bobby hopes Russian girls would starve.


More Campus Maoism in the USA:

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Bobby clarifies that Film School is basically tech training. Film School won't teach you taste.

So there is no surprise that Bobby graduated as an ignoramus philistine, still you have to wonder why he hasn't amassed a large technical skillset.





"Avengers Campus"




What a sentimental soul: Bobby grieves for little Albert Einstein.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Shadow did not debut in shadow the hedgehog and crush 40 didn't debut in that game either

Weird, because if you look at any of my comments, I never said either of those things.

Regardless, I'm not having this argument, I'd rather hang myself then debate Sonic videogames.

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So?

Zeroth-World problem in Russia. Bobby hopes Russian girls would starve.
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More Campus Maoism in the USA:
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Bobby clarifies that Film School is basically tech training. Film School won't teach you taste.
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So there is no surprise that Bobby graduated as an ignoramus philistine, still you have to wonder why he hasn't amassed a large technical skillset.

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"Avengers Campus"
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What a sentimental soul: Bobby grieves for little Albert Einstein.
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Bob thinks that lots of professionals in the movie business don't have taste (can't say if its true or not), which is telling for why Mr. Consoomer reviews the way he does. But if Bob wants to get into the industry, and he allegedly has the same taste as all these greats, what exactly is his excuse? I would say his lack of technical ability (citation, green wall/door and every video he makes) but I don't think Bob is self aware enough to realize that that was an issue he had.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What a sentimental soul: Bobby grieves for little Albert Einstein.
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Bob grieves because he's basically the same as that 4 year old. Only the broken junk he's crying over are franchises from his youth that have run out of steam or have become lame due to woke-ism.

I also think Bob needs an emoji embargo. I want to take that cry/laugh emoji he puts at the end of every smug "own" and ram it down his throat in Minecraft.

 

[glib]

Okay, I just got back home from Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and I will say this: Bob is a bitter and spiteful piece of shit. The only parts of the film that felt extraneous were the Hawaii scenes with Rachel, and even then I couldn't help but laugh at them. Almost everything else felt on point with some scenes taking design cues from the games like Ice Cap Zone (both Sonic 3 and Sonic Adventure) and Labyrinth Zone. This extends to the actions scenes like the Sonic vs Knuckles throw down and the characterization. Knuckles entire character had always centered on him being dense and naive so no, he's not a clone of Drax. There was a reason why Sonic and Eggman called him "knucklehead" in the games. Of course, Jim Carrey stole the show by chewing the scenery and if he is truly retiring after this film, he went off on a high note. Oh, and I should note, the crowd broke out in a applause when...

Spoiler: Sonic 2 post-credit spoilers

Shadow appeared. Someone even shouted his name.

Maybe Bob should consider this: maybe the movie wasn't made for people like him. By that I mean an embittered failure of a human being whose only purpose in life is his tribal loyalty to a corporation that will never return his affection.

Bob just gets jealous when things like DC, Sonic, and Playstation do well cause thats what his youth is. Mario has no CGI movie yet but sonic has two. The snyder cut got an oscar, people liked the batman with its dark realism but eternals was panned with its self important smugness.



Who? What does "Genre-literate" mean? Who do you know Bob?



"Being good at cooking IS largely a technical skillset divorced from taste."
How many Directors have you talked to/know, Bob?
The Director's entire job is to have that quality of taste. To have vision. To have inspiration. The technical skills exist to supply the vision, to give a vocabulary to the orders the director gives. School teaches you format, but it also teaches you ethic. The best teachers will tell you what to expect. The director is directly tied to literally every other department. They have to have an opinion on every single creative department's decisions. They have to talk to the producers about what is possible for the budget and adjust accordingly. They have to coordinate with script supervisors, select costumes, do table reads with actors and help design the characters. Being a good director is about having good taste in all these things. That whole Werner Herzog thing is something Bob should actually go do, because Herzog was talking about how people should go fucking have a personality before they try to make art.



This is so asinine, considering that I've never met anyone who does any kind of creative art that doesn't have favorite artists of their own, or influence from them or their work. It's like saying scientists really just get technical training, and don't give a shit about kepler or tycho brahe except for outliers.

What kind of person goes into film that doesn't like movies? What would the point be? You can make easier money in other places. Be a lawyer, go into finance and banking. There are dozens of steadier jobs that have pensions and you don't have to work as much. Every fucking movie maker you know of is a damn fan of movies.

These days the trivia is off the charts with this shit too. Actual film historians spend 10x the time on film history than journalists and reddit posters looking at the trivia that gets circulated over and over again.

"The most normie taste imaginable". Who are you talking to Bob? Who do you know that works in the business right now?

I run into two kinds of people at work. One kind is the type that tries to find good in things, the other is the kind that tries to look for good things. You're not going to have a conversation with the grip or electrician guys about the intricacies of the framing of the shot, but try talking to the camera guys about cinematography. The business is all about finding the right department for your interest. If you're a carpenter the technical challenge of building a set is actually very artistic, it just goes unappreciated by most people because its sublime. Good work flows together.


This is stupid. Liz is correct that David Lynch loves Sunset Boulevard, and its world. But what is Sunset Boulevard about again? Making movies. An aging star, a rising writer. The performance vs natural reality.
On what planet are Fellini, Tati, or Wilder "mainstream"? To be interested in such things you have to appreciate film. Why would Lynch, a painter want to attend AFI and make his animations or Eraserhead if he didn't care about movies? How do you know how often he watches movies, or what kind of behavior that is? I've never heard him talk about that, maybe i'm ignorant.

Everyones influences are in their work. Bob is not a good filmmaker though. He is too lazy to do anything, doesn't know anyone who can help him make one, doesn't have the money to make anything, doesn't take the time to write scripts, and instead writes youtube videos and tweets complaining.

Bob's perspective is like he's some kind of professional who has been in the business for 30 years, and knows all these people.

 

[The tired cat]

So, last time we got like 4 videos on him rambling about the Sonic movie? I'm guessing this time fat ass might make 5 if he's gonna go extra bitter.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob and his ilk hate anything that is borderline mature, they are incredibly sheltered people obsessed with fiction. This is why they hate more complex characters or morally gray ones, they are used to fiction where the good guys are always immaculate saints, the bad guys cartoonishly evil, and even the former bad guys become the image of perfection once they change sides. They don't really read anything other than comics and tweets, and that is if they read at all. The woker ones probably hate these while singing praise for folk tales with the appropriate origins, too!

Exactly!

But what bothers me the most is how they keep consuming and consuming.

This might be a dumb question but don’t they ever get tired of watching the same formulaic schlock over and over?

 

[McSneaks]

Have you heard the music for that game?

erm, yea, sonic music SLAPS

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Is this fat retard actually surprised that people who do something for a living don't have time to be massive faggots studying every inch of said thing? Breaking news the guy who made Pokemon doesn't know the pokedex order or the amount of cards that were released, and no writer at DC can explain all the alternate Earths off head. It's almost like they're working and not being faggots lmao

Give this retard a production studio and I'm sure all his time spent watching movies for youtube is going to propel him to the top of hollywood

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bobby clarifies that Film School is basically tech training. Film School won't teach you taste.
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What a sentimental soul: Bobby grieves for little Albert Einstein.
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Bob, you didn't go to film school. You went to a community college and got a bullshit degree. Stop pretending you're more than you are.

As for the other image, you just know Bob still seethes at his mother throwing away his old toys.

Exactly!

But what bothers me the most is how they keep consuming and consuming.

This might be a dumb question but don’t they ever get tired of watching the same formulaic schlock over and over?

Children will watch the same movie fifty times in a month if you let them and never get tired of it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sonic music that has lyrics tends to be buttrock, but its some of the best examples of buttrock, essentially.