Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob: He (Musk) failed making a tunnel!!

Bob, a fat nigger who can’t even use a green screen properly lecturing about massive infrastructure projects, lol.

Bob would just paint a tunnel entrance on the wall like Wile E. Coyote.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Bob: He (Musk) failed making a tunnel!!

Bob, a fat nigger who can’t even use a green screen properly lecturing about massive infrastructure projects, lol.

Bob must think “Making a tunnel” means just drilling or digging. Then again, Bob’s got this whole thread and his own YouTube channel, book and podcasts, all of which serve as proof that Bob’s so stupid he sees everything as a binary except gender because he’ll lose his V card to a trap or tranny if m’lady keeps denying the Lord of Lynn his crumb of pussy.

 

[Flexo]

Bob credits Armin Shimmerman (who he rushes to point out is Jewish) for saving the Ferengi, even though it was DS9 as a whole that fleshed out and built Ferengi society beyond Gene's parody in TNG and not just Quark? Rom became the Nagus! Moogie wore clothes!

Armin was one of the ferengi in the TNG episode that they first appeared in.

So you know... pop culture Bob fails again.

 

[JayHarrison]

Now that Elon Musk is on Twitter's board, Bobby thinks he can boss him around like a boss.
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"Zero Nazis"? Sounds like Moviebob is actively pleading for his Twitter account to be deep-sixed at Musks's hands.

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Carlson: "Speech is a prerequsite for democracy. If you are shutting you down, it is not because they are genuinely 'offended', hardly: they are power-hungry".
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As Bob's arch nemesis Julian Assange said, censoreship reveals fear.

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Like Carlson, Majorie Taylor-Greene risks being suicided to break the news: "...the Democratic Party is the most disgusting, evil, horrible thing happening in our country. That's why we have to say it, no matter how many little blue checkmarks get their feelings hurt."
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Shut the FUCK up, Sexistbob!

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Meanwhile, Glenn Greenwald proves that the Dems are strong believers of "No Bad Tactics".
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Greenwald likely touches more grass in one day than you touch in one month, Assholebob.

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Adam Kinzinger is exasperated by the fact that, when the World Order is changing for the first time since WWII, the two biggest American political parties would rather manufacture outrage, to find ways to make people upset, in order to win the next election. Bobby proves him right.
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There's one person here who actually does meet--and exceed--the necessary requirements to be actively participating in the 21st century. And it ain't the stuck-in-the-past Hitlerian sociopath known as Moviebob, that's for fucking certain!

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Tom Cotton is being ridiculous in suggesting that affirmative-action judge Ketanji Brown Jackson would spare the Nazis. Ketanji Brown Jackson will defend the rights of pedophiles with her life, but surely not the Nazis!
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Hey, Bobbo:

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Thanks for proving your critic's point, Bobby.

Remember: Moviebob called himself "Chaotic Good". That's one of the few jokes he's ever told that triggered a laugh from me.

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Bobby's "research" leads him to Ranma½
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(KF's own "discourse")

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I'm suexpecting Ranma 1/2 to be brought up in regard to tran-species activists, given how several characters could change form on a dime (cold water into alternate forms, hot water back to human): Genma Saotome (Ranma's father) becomes a panda; Ryoga Hibiki, a pig; Shampoo, a (rather cute) cat...

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Does Bobby have some undisclosed parental trauma?
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Allowing a child to do whatever he wants is not "better care"; it is more likely a sign of "I don't care".

Ironically, the unionized school districts don't audit their teachers as often as the should--which should be annually.

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An egg you see in the supermarket is unfertilzed and cannot ever become a chicken.
A tree is a stage of life, not a general description for the oak species.
A shirt is a man-made product.
These aren't difficult concepts either.

Moviebob is a eugenicist. This concept has been vaildated multiple times.

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Bobby on Ayn Rand:
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Well at least we know that Moviebob is similar to Ayn Rand in that they're both sociopathic narcissists...

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Louis CK has never been canceled, because cancel culture never existed.
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I could swear that this is another example of a Moviebob calling the kettle black.

 

[make_it_so]

There aren't "trans kids".

Adults transition. Children are still discovering themselves and need time to mature before they make permanent, life-altering decisions.

There are no trans kids - only kids that have been groomed.

That there are adults saying otherwise makes me think very Fed-posty things.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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For reference, here's the propaganda video that Bob is mocking.

It does look amateurish, but even that comes miles above Boebert's 2008 style editing, at the very least they know how to use a greenscreen.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Can anyone point to me where is the conflict in My Neighbor Totoro?

That is an absolutely stupid example, baking a cake, and it makes me weep for the future.

I literally just watched it last week for the first time.

It would be a "man against nature" classification. The kids are struggling against the world with a sickness threatening their mother and later possible death (represented as "missing") threatening Mei. Totoro represents said forces of nature and their making peace with him and bonding with him would be them making peace with nature.

A friend of mine once pointed out that stories are really based on 2 parts: 1) your protagonist lacks something. 2) something prevents the protagonist from instantly acquiring what they lack. Whatever blocks the way, that's your conflict.

I disagree brobot. I actually don't believe there's any conflict in Totoro because I don't believe it really has a story. It's more of a character study of these two little girls experiencing and dealing with life. If I were pressed I guess I would say the conflict in the movie is more man versus self. Satsuki is dealing with trying to be a big sister/care taker to Mei, help her dad, and work through her fear of losing her mom. If I were to get real stupid about it, I would say that Mei would represent the childish and selfish side of her, getting her into problems and at times holding her back.

It's such a simple and beautiful piece of art.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Goddamn, Bob is so retarded. Never mind that Tolkien's writings were strongly inspired by ancient mythology, that they hearken to a bucolic golden age before the advent of modernity, or that he explicitly avoided allegorical references. No, since Bobby is only capable of thinking in terms of "cartoon stereotypes current to his moment", obviously Tolkien was too, and could not possibly have drawn on his knowledge of history and his imagination to create the goblins.

As strange as it sounds, I find it interesting that consumer nerds like Bob are so incredibly stupid and uncultured.

All of their ‘brilliant ideas’ come from cartoons & anime made for kids and adolescents. They also believe all those stereotypes and tropes on TV.

I hate to sound pretentious but have these idiots ever read a classic tale like Romeo & Juliet or The Odyssey?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Chu-chu talks about the racial politics of Star Trek. Kill me please.
Chu-chu then go on a tirade with goblins:

This moment with Chu is one of the absurdly rare occasions where Bob isn't the least pleasant person in the room. Bob is a narcissistic asshole but he doesn't come close to Chu in terms of being a self centered asshole, few people do. That cocksucker made a whole documentary about himself at the first chance he got, at least Bob talks about something that isn't him on his colossally stupid tirades from time to time!

As strange as it sounds, I find it interesting that consumer nerds like Bob are so incredibly stupid and uncultured.

All of their ‘brilliant ideas’ come from cartoons & anime made for kids and adolescents. They also believe all those stereotypes and tropes on TV.

I hate to sound pretentious but have these idiots ever read a classic tale like Romeo & Juliet or The Odyssey?

Bob and his ilk hate anything that is borderline mature, they are incredibly sheltered people obsessed with fiction. This is why they hate more complex characters or morally gray ones, they are used to fiction where the good guys are always immaculate saints, the bad guys cartoonishly evil, and even the former bad guys become the image of perfection once they change sides. They don't really read anything other than comics and tweets, and that is if they read at all. The woker ones probably hate these while singing praise for folk tales with the appropriate origins, too!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

There are no trans kids - only kids that have been groomed.

That there are adults saying otherwise makes me think very Fed-posty things.

I'm less dogmatic than many on the Farms about this but it's hilarious how insistently they deny that kids respond to incentives offered by adults in order to please them.

Then a bunch of them also go on to talk about how they wished people had promoted troonery more often when they were kids so they could have started the process earlier in their life.

Meanwhile, we have Bob, who thinks 98% of the population shouldn't be allowed to live let alone vote, but if a kid says they're trans they should get their genitals mangled immediately because that shows they're a Thinker progressing to the SUPERIOR FUTURE.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob must think “Making a tunnel” means just drilling or digging. Then again, Bob’s got this whole thread and his own YouTube channel, book and podcasts, all of which serve as proof that Bob’s so stupid he sees everything as a binary except gender because he’ll lose his V card to a trap or tranny if m’lady keeps denying the Lord of Lynn his crumb of pussy.

That's exactly what he thinks. Just like how he assumes in order to have space ships, all Musk needs to do is "build one" without understanding the actual process. Science is magic, and smart people are wizards, in his little mind.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob must think “Making a tunnel” means just drilling or digging. Then again, Bob’s got this whole thread and his own YouTube channel, book and podcasts, all of which serve as proof that Bob’s so stupid he sees everything as a binary except gender because he’ll lose his V card to a trap or tranny if m’lady keeps denying the Lord of Lynn his crumb of pussy.

There's really been nothing wrong with the tunnel part of what Musk has built.... it's just that he's chosen to fill the finished tunnels with the most inefficient, autistic, and unfeasible kid-like infrastructure possible and has them going places that don't make sense, like, from everyone's garage to downtown, or, one side of a Las Vegas parking lot to the other. ..... instead of using that tech to just build some conventional tunnels for cars and subways that already exist that someone might actually want to use.



Bob misses the easiest bait, as usual.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's exactly what he thinks. Just like how he assumes in order to have space ships, all Musk needs to do is "build one" without understanding the actual process. Science is magic, and smart people are wizards, in his little mind.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

-Some Obsolete White Guy, probably.

 

[Vida]

Just finished watching Bob's video

New Big Picture - MOUSE, TRAPPED

http://www.patreon.com/moviebob1https://www.redbubble.com/people/moviebob/works/42529276-big-picture-with-moviebob-logoBetween meltdown at The Oscars an inte...

www.youtube.com

He just gets dumber by the second.

9:08 "Culture went woke because you won't"

What incredibly nonsensical nonstatements that probably sound like huge owns on Bobo's head.
Also lol at him using random clips every other sentence in order to lengthen the video.

 

[make_it_so]

Just finished watching Bob's video

New Big Picture - MOUSE, TRAPPED

http://www.patreon.com/moviebob1https://www.redbubble.com/people/moviebob/works/42529276-big-picture-with-moviebob-logoBetween meltdown at The Oscars an inte...

www.youtube.com

He just gets dumber by the second.
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9:08 "Culture went woke because you won't"

What incredibly nonsensical nonstatements that probably sound like huge owns on Bobo's head.
Also lol at him using random clips every other sentence in order to lengthen the video.

What a convenient way for him to not actually argue the bill's actual merits or lack thereof.

But Bob doesn't understand any of this stuff beyond "Blue Team good" and "Red Team bad."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob is on some thin ice, talking about lying down with dogs, given the flea ridden roster of his past associations.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just finished watching Bob's video

New Big Picture - MOUSE, TRAPPED

http://www.patreon.com/moviebob1https://www.redbubble.com/people/moviebob/works/42529276-big-picture-with-moviebob-logoBetween meltdown at The Oscars an inte...

www.youtube.com

He just gets dumber by the second.
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9:08 "Culture went woke because you won't"

What incredibly nonsensical nonstatements that probably sound like huge owns on Bobo's head.
Also lol at him using random clips every other sentence in order to lengthen the video.

You have a lot of courage to watch the entirety of Bob’s videos. I can’t make it passed 45 seconds without Bob’s insufferable voice.

 

[Positron]

I hate to sound pretentious but have these idiots ever read a classic tale like Romeo & Juliet or The Odyssey?

The sorceress Circe have rounded them them with pop culture and turned them into MovieBobs.


Seriously stir-fried bean sprouts are heavenly and I can eat a ton in one go, but putting it between two slice of bread is just gross: the juice just soak into the bread.



More gross food.

 

[Tronathon242]

Just finished watching Bob's video

New Big Picture - MOUSE, TRAPPED

http://www.patreon.com/moviebob1https://www.redbubble.com/people/moviebob/works/42529276-big-picture-with-moviebob-logoBetween meltdown at The Oscars an inte...

www.youtube.com

He just gets dumber by the second.
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9:08 "Culture went woke because you won't"

What incredibly nonsensical nonstatements that probably sound like huge owns on Bobo's head.
Also lol at him using random clips every other sentence in order to lengthen the video.

It's all so childish. "The people I don't like are icky liars who only want to hurt people." Nobody in the real world builds their ideology around being sadistic for the sake of it. Not even the goat fuckers in the Islamic State with all their 7th Century style bararism think like that. They have an actual goal and purpose their striving for. That was the same for all the worst entities of the past century. But this is the kind of mindset you have ingrained in you when your entire understanding of morals came from Bing Bing Wahoo and Saturday morning cartoons.

Also, what kind of statement is that? If everyone went woke, culture would be woke anyway.

The sorceress Circe have rounded them them with pop culture and turned them into MovieBobs.

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Seriously stir-fried bean sprouts are heavenly and I can eat a ton in one go, but putting it between two slice of bread is just gross: the juice just soak into the bread.

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More gross food.
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That looks like pig slop. No wonder he likes it.

 

[King Dead]

What a convenient way for him to not actually argue the bill's actual merits or lack thereof.

But Bob doesn't understand any of this stuff beyond "Blue Team good" and "Red Team bad."

It's exactly the same logic behind lefties calling out "dogwhistles" anywhere they think they see them. By ascribing a malicious ulterior motive to all your opponents' actions that only you have the wisdom to see and understand (setting aside the fact that if the intended audience doesn't pick up on the subtleties, they're not very good dogwhistles), you handily sidestep the necessity of engaging with their arguments and defending your own. Evil people don't need to be debated, after all, because clearly they're evil and obviously evil is wrong!

Bob's "logic" is that it doesn't matter that "Don't Say Gay" isn't anywhere in the Florida law, nor that it's literally just "hey, kids in elementary school should not be groomed by their teachers and parents should have a say in their children's education." What matters is that conservatives are evil and they fully intend on forcing gay kids into conversion therapy and lynching any faggots they come across. If you don't agree, well, you're one of those inferior mayo ghouls that deserves to be shoved in a concentration camp to be mass murdered by the Footless Fuhrer.