Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Yeah, called it. The Hogan bit and everything around it was pure fucking cringe and not funny. Poor MatPat, he's allowed Bob to worm into his brain and do the run-on sentence, uptalk-speak bullshit. But then again, MatPat brought that on himself.

The thing with this bit is...
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...Bob makes no goddamn sense here. Especially since "THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK" was FUCKING GROVER. So, Louie (who looks a lot like Telly, NGL), might be a CIA "monster"? "The Military" does not necessarily mean CIA Glow-bait, Bob.
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... (and also I doubt that Henson and Company ever intended that Louie was a Believer and a Republican, lol)
 
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Koby_Fish said:
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Yeah, called it. The Hogan bit and everything around it was pure fucking cringe and not funny. Poor MatPat, he's allowed Bob to worm into his brain and do the run-on sentence, uptalk-speak bullshit. But then again, MatPat brought that on himself.

The thing with this bit is...
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...Bob makes no goddamn sense here. Especially since "THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK" was FUCKING GROVER. So, Louie (who looks a lot like Telly, NGL), might be a CIA "monster"? "The Military" does not necessarily mean CIA Glow-bait, Bob.
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... (and also I doubt that Henson and Company ever intended that Louie was a Believer and a Republican, lol)
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Jesus fuck man, I hate it when grown ass adults have to make ridiculous hot takes on children’s media.
 
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>Russian Collusion = Didn't happen, but Uranium One did.
>Covington kids = Nick Sandmann won his lawsuit with the Washington Post.
>Whitmer kidnapping = FBI Entrapment plot, everyone walked.
>Voting rights = Voter ID laws are bad because they would show democrats are cheating, and mail-in voting has been proven to be full of fraud.
>BLM = A Grift that was only used to drum up racial sentiment during elections.
>Antifa = Another astroturfed organization with plausible deniability that gets a free pass from democratic AGs/Judges.
>Covid = Not as bad as they said it would be by a substantially long shot, has all but disappeared except for in media, government & business mandates.

The democrats/leftists/liberals lie about their lies.
They are the believers. They just believe in man's secular lies, not any kind of religion.

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When you think of Christopher C. Chipman, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
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Beer, Fat, Blockbuster, Trans, Ska.

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Bob showcasing his intimate knowledge of filmmaking techniques.
Of course it is "easier" to do animation in digital.

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Yeah totally you could learn a brand new skillset you know nothing about.

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No bob you won't be able to do this. It's far too expensive for you to pay a team of animators to trace over each frame, and its far too time consuming for you to do without the talent.
No shit its hypothetical.

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Mildly annoyed to the point of having to consume alcohol. That'll show those stupid people!
We're all proven how dumb we are by you tweeting.
Please get some help Bob. Your outlook on life is a downer.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I never knew Bob made a cringey trailer for Kingdom Hearts back in 2019.

Dude really wants to work at Disney but is too incompetent to get one.
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Because in his basement hovel he can only DREAM his dreams of being a Groomer. As of now he's only groomer adjacent.

So how long till Chris throws away his marriage for the Horror Fest troon?
 
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glib said:
Bob showcasing his intimate knowledge of filmmaking techniques.
Of course it is "easier" to do animation in digital.

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Yeah totally you could learn a brand new skillset you know nothing about.

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No bob you won't be able to do this. It's far too expensive for you to pay a team of animators to trace over each frame, and its far too time consuming for you to do without the talent.
No shit its hypothetical.
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First, I'd like to point out Spine of Night was a sequel to the very excellent indie animation Exordium.

Not counting credits, the animation lasts 7 minutes and 25 seconds, or 445 seconds. Assuming 24 frames per second, that would be 10,680 frames that you'd need to trace over. Even if it were 12 frames per second- the standard for TV animation- that would still be 5,340 frames. Either way, I don't think Bob would be up for the task.

Second, if you're going to animate digitally, 3d animation is your best bet. The computer is able to do the work for you in many cases, and the results, even from a single indie animator, can look impressive.

(I believe the guy who made this is an environment artist for Ubisoft, which is why the art is incredibly detailed but the animation is janky in some places.)

You don't even necessarily need to know how to make your own digital assets, as you can find dozens of free libraries online (no to mention Blender, a freeware animation software.) Source Filmmaker, the program Valve uses to make its own animations, is not only free, but it comes with dozens of free assets for you to use. Valve even provides tutorials on how to use it.

Again, one man.

But this has a steep learning curve, and learning 3d animation would take take time away from tweeting about how the mayo ghouls need to die.
 
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First, I'd like to point out Spine of Night was a sequel to the very excellent indie animation Exordium.

Not counting credits, the animation lasts 7 minutes and 25 seconds, or 445 seconds. Assuming 24 frames per second, that would be 10,680 frames that you'd need to trace over. Even if it were 12 frames per second- the standard for TV animation- that would still be 5,340 frames. Either way, I don't think Bob would be up for the task.

Second, if you're going to animate digitally, 3d animation is your best bet. The computer is able to do the work for you in many cases, and the results, even from a single indie animator, can look impressive.

(I believe the guy who made this is an environment artist for Ubisoft, which is why the art is incredibly detailed but the animation is janky in some places.)

You don't even necessarily need to know how to make your own digital assets, as you can find dozens of free libraries online (no to mention Blender, a freeware animation software.) Source Filmmaker, the program Valve uses to make its own animations, is not only free, but it comes with dozens of free assets for you to use. Valve even provides tutorials on how to use it.

Again, one man.

But this has a steep learning curve, and learning 3d animation would take take time away from tweeting about how the mayo ghouls need to die.
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As someone who was enough of a train watcher to learn Blender for shits and giggles, I would love to see Bob give it a go.
 
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I need this on a separate post because...

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Damn this is such a stupid idea, I can't believe how far and rapid this idiotic take is spreading through leftist circles recently. Just let me drop them off in some remote jungle or deserted island for one week, please. I just need to watch these people learn the very important lesson that: REALITY DOESN'T CATER TO YOU!
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"I'll March like hell"
>Implying his isn't footless
 
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>Russian Collusion = Didn't happen, but Uranium One did.
>Covington kids = Nick Sandmann won his lawsuit with the Washington Post.
>Whitmer kidnapping = FBI Entrapment plot, everyone walked.
>Voting rights = Voter ID laws are bad because they would show democrats are cheating, and mail-in voting has been proven to be full of fraud.
>BLM = A Grift that was only used to drum up racial sentiment during elections.
>Antifa = Another astroturfed organization with plausible deniability that gets a free pass from democratic AGs/Judges.
>Covid = Not as bad as they said it would be by a substantially long shot, has all but disappeared except for in media, government & business mandates.

The democrats/leftists/liberals lie about their lies.
They are the believers. They just believe in man's secular lies, not any kind of religion.


Beer, Fat, Blockbuster, Trans, Ska.

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Bob showcasing his intimate knowledge of filmmaking techniques.
Of course it is "easier" to do animation in digital.

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Yeah totally you could learn a brand new skillset you know nothing about.

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No bob you won't be able to do this. It's far too expensive for you to pay a team of animators to trace over each frame, and its far too time consuming for you to do without the talent.
No shit its hypothetical.
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Some Youtube creators are experimenting with Ebsynth to create Computer Generated Rotoscoping:


It's possible we'll reach a time when you can create an entire rotoscoped cartoon off of a couple of keyframes, but it will still take more time than Bob is willing to invest.
 
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