Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
There's some sort of tomfoolery happening with twitter. Trying to archive anything from twitter gets you the poodle. It's fixed now so disregard my paranoia.

Bob retweets a scam.

https://twitter.com/zandermoricz/status/1523816031357218816

https://archive.ph/CpPKB

the google form is a form where you can give all of your information to this totally legit group in exchange for some stickers.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWOGNmWoLIHEa2m88nYeFTtJ1vJ8iwrH5TvSzDO5wfv8k92Q/viewform

https://archive.ph/AgYM1

tweeted pic

That opener "Dear Florida's High School Class of 2022" should tell you everything.

the gofundme

https://www.gofundme.com/f/social-equity-and-education-initiative

https://archive.ph/m2Sbs

this was the cap I took about 20 minutes ago when I started this writeup

this is it now.

This money is either going to getting a new car or a PAC.

Spoiler: Ignore! This info is now wrong. Twitter has been fixed

I went back and re-archived all of them and they work now. Keeping it all up so I can remember my shame.
Fun fact! This is what I get when I try to archive Zander's tweet thread

And this is when you try to archive his twitter.

https://twitter.com/zandermoricz

https://archive.ph/OsNxQ

And this is when you try to archive a random tweet

https://twitter.com/zandermoricz/status/1166421898353356801

https://archive.ph/oFdRL

I did check and he is part of some lawsuit against the "don't say gay" bill, a bill that only affects kindergarteners through third graders, a bill that would keep teachers from having the talks that they had with him that helped him open up and be comfortable with his gayness.

This faggot glows, is protected, and was either groomed or was full on molested.

It is also based and very funny

Mockery, insults, and ridicule are always good. Don't threaten unless you're willing to pull the trigger or ready the gallows and don't post it either. I don't mean to be a hard ass about this but we've had trouble with fedposting in the past. We don't need another court order from the feds.

 

[TowinKarz]

I think in some ways this is worse. The system is based upon both sides accepting that sometimes they will lose. The Left has increasingly internalized that them losing is allowing the worst evil to win.

Said it before and I'll keep saying it until proven wrong:

The left never believes they lost, they only believe they were subverted by saboteurs and traitors, both inside and outside their party.\

And, since they obviously were cheated out of their "win", it's only fair for them to cheat right back the next time they try and ram it through..... they tried doing it the "right" way and that clearly doesn't work!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Bob thinks Clarance Thomas wasn't bullied enough.

Bob Chipman thinks a BLACK MAN WHO GREW UP DURING JIM CROW was NOT bullied ENOUGH.

Bob thinks the Jim Crow south wasn't harsh ENOUGH to black men!

Bob says someone else should have been bullied more, but you make one mildly off-color joke about him and he'll screech about how he's getting harassed so hard a banshee would tell him to take it down a notch. What a massive cunt.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Said it before and I'll keep saying it until proven wrong:

The left never believes they lost, they only believe they were subverted by saboteurs and traitors, both inside and outside their party.

The funniest part is that those concerns could be assuaged if they would just consent to audits of elections.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'm very tired. The call to action by a politician happened a lot sooner than I thought and came from probably the dumbest source, the Beetlejuice mayor of Chicago.

https://twitter.com/LoriLightfoot/status/1523844511658647553

https://archive.ph/Jj5NX

Were this any other point in time, I would've just thought this to mean battle at the ballot but I no longer have that luxury. People are still in jail and a Trump was impeached AFTER he was no longer holding office because he said "fight" in a speech.

And almost on que, Bob's mask falls a little bit more and he tries out a new slogan.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1523827278664318983

https://archive.ph/g0kMm

and so you can see the proper ratio forming, enjoy this reply that Bob retweeted

What will happen to these man-children when they find out that they are not Ironman and that Dumbledore isn't coming to save them?

I recommend checking out the growing number of quote tweets. Not a single one is in support of Bob. Here's just the top three.



For something a little more light hearted, Bob went to bat for the faggot I talked about earlier using facts and logic!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1523825156346552322

https://archive.ph/9mRCc

What Bob did here was very clever, you see. This dumb asshole barges in like a biggoted sea lion and tells the guy that he is, in fact, not being silenced and this over the top scare tactics getting people to believe a lie is actually hurting everyone. Bob refuses to address a single point of criticism and in no way, shape or form projects his own insecurities on to the dumb asshole. Truly the Lord of Lynn is the greatest of philosopher kings.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I'm very tired. The call to action by a politician happened a lot sooner than I thought and came from probably the dumbest source, the Beetlejuice mayor of Chicago.

https://twitter.com/LoriLightfoot/status/1523844511658647553

https://archive.ph/Jj5NX

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Were this any other point in time, I would've just thought this to mean battle at the ballot but I no longer have that luxury. People are still in jail and a Trump was impeached AFTER he was no longer holding office because he said "fight" in a speech.

If you live in Chicago SCOTUS is way down on the list of things coming for you.

This is the most naked of pandering we have seen lately.

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and so you can see the proper ratio forming, enjoy this reply that Bob retweeted

Blob...dude you gotta stop. I like sperging in response to your sperging too much to see you in federal prison.

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What will happen to these man-children when they find out that they are not Ironman and that Dumbledore isn't coming to save them?

Ah yes the right are violent because of the 90's. Who has been burning cities and trying to bomb pro-life organizations in 2022?

I recommend checking out the growing number of quote tweets. Not a single one is in support of Bob. Here's just the top three.
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Blob is fucking up bigly. The only guess I can make is that he is hoping to get people to come under his tent because he is such a vocal ally to...uh...violent extremists...great plan.

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What Bob did here was very clever, you see. This dumb asshole barges in like a biggoted sea lion and tells the guy that he is, in fact, not being silenced and this over the top scare tactics getting people to believe a lie is actually hurting everyone. Bob refuses to address a single point of criticism and in no way, shape or form projects his own insecurities on to the dumb asshole. Truly the Lord of Lynn is the greatest of philosopher kings.

Blob no longer even tries to address points. It is making him kind of boring.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I mean philosophically you might say that is the purpose of the 2A, to ensure that "consent of the governed" is true consent.

I think in some ways this is worse. The system is based upon both sides accepting that sometimes they will lose. The Left has increasingly internalized that them losing is allowing the worst evil to win. When you honestly start believing this:
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It becomes a real question of how a country can hold together. I mean why even bother with elections? You may as well just start shooting the enemy now before it's too late...

This tweet is funny because assume for a second that the Blue States seceding get their way and aren't held in the Union by force. Or that the Blue States win their freedom after a bloody war. The "Nazis" will have nukes anyway unless they used them all in the civil war which would destroy life on the planet. If the "Nazis" win and keep the Blue States in the Union it'd be no different than the current state of things.

I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm sometimes amazed at some of the first things that come to mind that these people have apparently never thought of about their epic takes they need to rush out to give guidance to the ignorant masses immediately.

It is also based and very funny

While violating unjust laws is always based, pussies like Bob wanting others to make threats for him is not. It is funny though.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Looks like he deleted his recent “said the quiet part out loud” tweet. Couldn’t handle the blowback.

Again.

Fucking coward.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob says someone else should have been bullied more, but you make one mildly off-color joke about him and he'll screech about how he's getting harassed so hard a banshee would tell him to take it down a notch. What a massive cunt.

The Lord of Lynn cries out in pain as he strikes you.

 

[Positron]

I just found this funny.

Welcome to the great big trans family of Starbucks!

Bob retweets a scam.
https://twitter.com/zandermoricz/status/1523816031357218816 https://archive.ph/CpPKB

I must admit a sticker that indicates which graduates are unemployable is a very good idea.

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Of course people have drawn parallels between Jan 6 and the "protest" outside Justice Kavanaugh's home.

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You know what is "Chickenshit stuff"? To allow an extremely bad law to go unchallenged because some loudmouths are emotionally invested to it.

The overturning of RvW will be Biden's only positive legacy, even though he is not aware of it.


Banana Wu, dumb as shit as always.



Whoever said of a "national abortion ban"? I thought they replaced this redhead cunt with a nigress?

Still, Psaki doesn't approve of those who picket-fenced around Justice Kavanaugh's house.


Tactics, targets.

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Speaking of Twitter, Musk responds to Mike Cernovich.



(The papers she cited 1, 2. She thinks "misinformation", as defined by Twitter TOS is a neutral, value-free concept. If you can expand your lies to a 3000 word paper, hey, you become a tenured professor!)



"Non-binary gender" and "queer" are not brainwashing garbage and not beyond the grasp of pre-K kids, while Catholicism is both.



Welp. I hope the terf realize that evidence means nothing to a Believer.

God-Emperor-to-be DeSantis has a new gimmick.

Bobby might have a point here, but if people have no trouble celebrating undefinable concepts like "queer", then what is the problem of feeling victimized by another nebulous concept?

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"Should not meaningfully exist" actually means "should not be the loudest". Someone dissect the brain of one of Bobby fans for the benefit of science.

There are many sides on any issue, but there are ever only two types of people.


Bobby's gestapos swear their allegiance:

And any variation of the rainbow flag should read "I want to fuck children and I'm coming after yours".

Bobby cares about the possibility of zombie-ghoul invasion into the secret bunker of Peter Coffin's cult. For his kind heart he was branded as "Neocon scum"

Says the 41-year-old man who lives out his high-school drama every day.

It seems Bobby's driving skills won't allow him to cope with the demands of Superior Future.

May be he should invest in a self-driving car... wait a sec...
(BTW I find this video strangely calming and relaxing)

All the trauma led Bobby to crash into slumber.

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Worshippers of the Superior Future Cult are attacked!


Bobby is even more pissed by usual.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Does he think that violence to the level of convincing Supreme Court Justices' spouses to leave them is going to convince the Justices to rule in favor of abortion?

What's that? Bob doesn't actually care about results and his "no bad tactics, just bad targets" philosophy is a cover? He just wants to see people he's been told to dislike suffer?

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"Should not meaningfully exist" actually means "should not be the loudest". Someone dissect the brain of one of Bobby fans for the benefit of science.

"No, friendo, you misunderstood my clear language because actually I'm a complete idiot who is illiterate."

It seems Bobby's driving skills won't allow him to cope with the demands of Superior Future.
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May be he should invest in a self-driving car... wait a sec...

When does he ever go to Seattle? Talking to Luke on Twitter isn't going to Seattle.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

God I hope some people reported all his heinous shit before he got scared and deleted it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Welcome to the great big trans family of Starbucks!


I must admit a sticker that indicates which graduates are unemployable is a very good idea.

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Of course people have drawn parallels between Jan 6 and the "protest" outside Justice Kavanaugh's home.
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You know what is "Chickenshit stuff"? To allow an extremely bad law to go unchallenged because some loudmouths are emotionally invested to it.

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The overturning of RvW will be Biden's only positive legacy, even though he is not aware of it.
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Banana Wu, dumb as shit as always.
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Whoever said of a "national abortion ban"? I thought they replaced this redhead cunt with a nigress?

Still, Psaki doesn't approve of those who picket-fenced around Justice Kavanaugh's house.
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Tactics, targets.
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Speaking of Twitter, Musk responds to Mike Cernovich.
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(The papers she cited 1, 2. She thinks "misinformation", as defined by Twitter TOS is a neutral, value-free concept. If you can expand your lies to a 3000 word paper, hey, you become a tenured professor!)

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"Non-binary gender" and "queer" are not brainwashing garbage and not beyond the grasp of pre-K kids, while Catholicism is both.
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Welp. I hope the terf realize that evidence means nothing to a Believer.

God-Emperor-to-be DeSantis has a new gimmick.
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Bobby might have a point here, but if people have no trouble celebrating undefinable concepts like "queer", then what is the problem of feeling victimized by another nebulous concept?

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"Should not meaningfully exist" actually means "should not be the loudest". Someone dissect the brain of one of Bobby fans for the benefit of science.

There are many sides on any issue, but there are ever only two types of people.
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Bobby's gestapos swear their allegiance:
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And any variation of the rainbow flag should read "I want to fuck children and I'm coming after yours".

Bobby cares about the possibility of zombie-ghoul invasion into the secret bunker of Peter Coffin's cult. For his kind heart he was branded as "Neocon scum"
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Says the 41-year-old man who lives out his high-school drama every day.

It seems Bobby's driving skills won't allow him to cope with the demands of Superior Future.
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May be he should invest in a self-driving car... wait a sec...
(BTW I find this video strangely calming and relaxing)

All the trauma led Bobby to crash into slumber.
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Worshippers of the Superior Future Cult are attacked!
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Bobby is even more pissed by usual.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA Julie Lewis made THE EXACT PERFECT FUCKING REPLY to Bob's "wanking motion robot sex doll gif" reply. It's almost as good as telling Bobbo "Rape Jokes aren't funny, BOB" whenever he pulls out the "yer mum" bullshit. Which that Jamie dude that got one such reply from Bob should totally respond with.

Bob: Siri, who is Eric Rudolph?
Me: OK BOB, since when is the Olympics a "Leftist POLITICAL Event"?

 

[Bush King]

I mean philosophically you might say that is the purpose of the 2A, to ensure that "consent of the governed" is true consent.

I think in some ways this is worse. The system is based upon both sides accepting that sometimes they will lose. The Left has increasingly internalized that them losing is allowing the worst evil to win. When you honestly start believing this:
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It becomes a real question of how a country can hold together. I mean why even bother with elections? You may as well just start shooting the enemy now before it's too late...

It's genuinely terrible that these people are not socially suppressed (as in they are tolerated by platforms). It's pure extremism, and it does not serve those who enable it. Extremism begets more extremism- "the enemy is so evil and we aren't killing them, we need to kill them harder NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"- this is not healthy. It is actually dangerous.

As you say, why even bother making a compromise? And then why would those you want dead moderate their platform? How would you even end the abortion debate if you've shut down all discussion? Why would the "Nazis" ever peacefully agree to allow abortions for pragmatic reasons if you're just going to shoot them for not wanting free, 24/7, unquestioned access to kill your children even post birth? Why would they not double down and want to kill their enemies who revel in murdering children?

This tweet is funny because assume for a second that the Blue States seceding get their way and aren't held in the Union by force. Or that the Blue States win their freedom after a bloody war. The "Nazis" will have nukes anyway unless they used them all in the civil war which would destroy life on the planet. If the "Nazis" win and keep the Blue States in the Union it'd be no different than the current state of things.

I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm sometimes amazed at some of the first things that come to mind that these people have apparently never thought of about their epic takes they need to rush out to give guidance to the ignorant masses immediately.


While violating unjust laws is always based, pussies like Bob wanting others to make threats for him is not. It is funny though.

Let's be real, if California seceded Joe Biden would have zero qualms about nuking Pelosi's ice-cream stuffed mansion. At the end of the day, establishment Democrats are still establishment and are resorting to the means they have to ensure they continue to get elected. They are still a big tent party (which is why they rely on "vote blue no matter who", not "remember how we cancelled your student debt"), and while putting the genie back in the bottle is incredibly difficult, they'd probably rather join with Republicans again than even humour a progressive secession.

Looks like he deleted his recent “said the quiet part out loud” tweet. Couldn’t handle the blowback.

Again.

Fucking coward.

Wouldn't be Movie Blob if he stood behind his convictions.

Remember Blob, superior TM thinkers don't expect to conform to society nor do they expect popularity. If you were one you'd make your threats and then serve your time to prove a point. Instead you are the freak show at the carnival everyone comes to gawk at and warn their children that masturbating will turn them into a creature like you. That is your legacy.

 

[Foltest]

God I hope some people reported all his heinous shit before he got scared and deleted it.

With other lolcows, I would disagree with reporting him, but Moviebob is such a PoS, that I would be laughing my ass off if he got banned.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I know at 1st glance it's easy to dunk on something like DeSantis' Victims of Communism Day until unlike Blobby you take a second and realize Southern Florida is filled with Cuban Refugees and their descendents who suffered under Castro's Communist "Paradise" which included imprisonment, torture, and death of loved ones.

Oh and as for Mayor Beetlejuice of Chicago and her "Call to Arms" You took their guns you dumb bitch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Every time something like the Supreme Court leak happens, I have to wonder if this will be what causes Bob's clogged heart to finally give out. I always wonder how much more of this he can take. Is he just too stupid to die? Does he actually die and his mom just uses a defibrillator on him? Is his heart strong enough to sustain him after years of forcing blood through his cholesterol-clogged arteries?

 

[TowinKarz]

Jus' gonna say the guy who thinks "misinformation" is simple and easily identifiable also supports the notion that "woman" is a vague concept that's up to individual interpretations.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Every time something like the Supreme Court leak happens, I have to wonder if this will be what causes Bob's clogged heart to finally give out. I always wonder how much more of this he can take. Is he just too stupid to die? Does he actually die and his mom just uses a defibrillator on him? Is his heart strong enough to sustain him after years of forcing blood through his cholesterol-clogged arteries?

What keeps Bob going is the massive amount of cholesterol in his body. It holds him together better than glue.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Every time something like the Supreme Court leak happens, I have to wonder if this will be what causes Bob's clogged heart to finally give out. I always wonder how much more of this he can take. Is he just too stupid to die? Does he actually die and his mom just uses a defibrillator on him? Is his heart strong enough to sustain him after years of forcing blood through his cholesterol-clogged arteries?

No, he doesn't actually care. All of this is just him trying to impress the feminists and try to get into their beds by showing them just how on their side he is by screaming wildly. Now if Shigeru Miyamoto came out and said Mario would have voted for Trump? Or he loses his twitter? That might do it.