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Chris's boyfriend promises you some queer tips:
A restraint? A wound drain? Bobby's brain?
A restraint? A wound drain? Bobby's brain?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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the shitta should keep his tranny fetish to himself
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Oh. Like ghettos and camps?
Not if all he watched was the bloody Care Bears.
If my kid can handle negligent parenting, we should be more negligent with kids! *pedals into traffic*
(An appropriate take for Mr. Cuties to retweet.)
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It takes an impressive level of delusion for Bobert to claim that anybody is beneath him. Not even the most autistic, obsessive Spetsnaz type of troll is beneath Lardo Retardo.
Even CHRIS CHAN is better than Boob! A guy in jail for raping his elderly mom is still LESS of a loser than the literal 40 year old virgin!
Bob might just be the stupidest SOB on the entire internet.
Even CHRIS CHAN is better than Boob! A guy in jail for raping his elderly mom is still LESS of a loser than the literal 40 year old virgin!
Bob might just be the stupidest SOB on the entire internet.
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The new Bob, as angry as the old Bob.
"Give me pause" and "abhorrent possibilities" imply there is indeed such a thing as Bad Tactics, bro.
It's so easy to yeet a kid! It's so easy to yeet a kid!
As they say it's a clump of cells.
When it's dead you break the Christian spell.
Empowered women! (It's so easy!) Yeah.... empowered women
Empowered women! (It's so easy!) Yeah...
I tell you there's no heaven or hell.
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At least he doesn’t have that painful “dick up the ass” smile.
But Jesus Christ, he looks like your average beta cuck that lets you fuck his wife, except Bob hasn’t been near any pussy since he emerged from his mother’s vagina.
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Lemme translate that for everyone. Ron DeSantis:
- Doesn't let the media push him around
- Is working to minimize voter fraud in Florida
- Is making sure math teachers teach math (and only math)
- Is preventing Planned Parenthood from disposing of evidence of a crime
- Doesn't trust the newly formed Ministry of Truth
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Please tell me it's a trick of the light and he hasn't attempted to color that abandoned lot grass patch on top of his head.
Good job dropping the rictus, though. For once, he has learned not to do something he's bad at!
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trick of the light.
And hey, for all shit I gave him for not being able to even produce a decent framed video before, looks like Robert was at least able to google how to photo fat people:
Camera slightly above eye level to no catch double chin - check
3/4 face turned to the camera to put face roundness in perspective and give a more slender appearance- check
Using a rim light on his back and keeping the rest of his face in dim, even light no any of the fat folds cast shadow - check
And of course, the neckbeard to hide the fact that he has no jawline, because he is fat.
Also, what the fuck is Robert bitting on for?, is he sitting on a tack or something?
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The facial expression that he just smelled some slightly unpleasant garbage really sells it.
Always love the attempt to hide the extra chin with the neckbeard too.
Always love the attempt to hide the extra chin with the neckbeard too.
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Did Bob finally get the message he looked like a sex predator these past few days? I wonder which of the dunks this past few weeks was the one that hit him so close to home he had to make a new "professional" pic.
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The new pic is obviously a lot better than the previous 2 pics he's held onto for so long but if there's one thing he'll never hide is the dead soulless eyes.
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What the fuck are all of you talking about
He still look like an inbred mongoloid
He still look like an inbred mongoloid
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Bob only changed his twitter avatar because that uppity negro called him an egg shaped man and mocked him by showing off his retarded chicken stare. He only changed it because it became a meme.
At this rate he'll go full balaclava like ADF.
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Ah I see my ferry to Petty Island has arrived!
From top to bottom:
Blob it may be time to embrace Mr. Bic. We should not be able to detect a glare through the hair on top of your head.
Nice bags under those eyes. Something keeping you awake Blob? I guess those noon naps are not helping.
Given the shape of your head those glasses are probably the best you can do so there ya go! A compliment.
Nose like a fucking Jim Henson creation. I wonder if Blob has somehow avoided the veins that should be showing around his nose or if he shopped them out.
Oh look...he is sucking in his cheeks and tensing the muscles under his chin to minimize the bonus chin that he is desperately trying to hide with that merkin on his face. That facial hair does not help his attempt to hide his over bite which must be pretty severe if he constantly tries to hide it or maybe he has an under bite. Or that might just be Blob's natural state. Ya know looking like a lobotomy patient.
Finally we get to that shirt. A shirt that is only selected by someone who demands people pay some kind of attention to him as he shambles to the McDonald's. I suppose it does help him with any discount they may offer the mentally handicapped.
I wonder how many pictures he took at varying angles before he managed to find this acceptable pose. I guess it was not too many as we can see that Blob is still too lazy to address the wrinkles in his green screen.
I am curious as to why he took this picture. Is it part of some greater effort to rehab his image now that he has outed himself as a fascist goon? Could it be that Blob has a humiliation fetish and knows we will tear apart his ritratto grottesco.
Peoples?
Ya know blob sometimes saying nothing is better.
People should only know what we want them to know! If they want to know more we probably have to do abhorrent things!
Blob doing his council speak is always my favorite. You can tell he carefully crafts them but still looks like a complete moron.
There are universal physical effects to a terminated pregnancy that can probably be considered traumatizing. Mental trauma certainly varies person to person and I guess that lets her sleep at night.
I really do not know how much of this is true and I do not care to look. I have not seen anything that looks like targeting the free press. The books were not banned the state refused to purchase them because they were not simply math books. They were math books that intentionally wove CRT into the problems. The state is not required to buy certain books.
Not sure about the abortion bill if true it is stupid but given what this person has already lied about there is probably a lot of truth being left out.
What agency is he targeting? I did a brief search did not catch it. I love that the wording is good journalism which simply means that which strengthens her echo chamber. That bad journalism should be outlawed I am sure. Protects democracy. Mmmm yes I am sure whatever agency this refers to really has the best of intentions.
Edit for: I misread and thought she was referring to an education police force.
Yes he did create an election police force and should have since the DoJ is doing nothing in response to mounting evidence of election fraud in various states taking various forms.
Why are these people so afraid of election integrity?
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That was one thing that made the fatter picture look better. Even though he had more weight on, the sunglasses his his eyes and made him look more normal. This new profile pic is better because he's not giving a rape grin, but he'd look a lot better with his eyes hidden.
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I think there's a Thanksgiving picture somewhere in this thread where Bob is wearing much more subdued glasses -- wire rims or similar. They look infinitely better. That suggests these ridiculous hipster frames are a deliberate, performative choice, and exactly as tasteful as you'd expect from a guy who considers a Super Mario blazer his Easter best. Great Kali! He looks like Uncle Junior if he'd spent a couple of weeks decomposing at the bottom of a drainage pond.
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"Hey kids! My friend will staple his scrotum to both his legs and do a high kick if you give us money! If we get enough donations I'll film myself skanking in a blow up t-rex outfit!"
Somehow better and worse at the same time.
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Bob looks like a thumb.
Also, as I've said before, I'm a retard when it comes to fashion, but that shirt looks like shit my Mom would put me in when we visited Cape Cod when I was like 6.
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