At best, she's a desperation fap. Her face is fine but it certainly doesn't look like it belongs on that body. There's a big difference between showing a healthier body that's not the product of anorexia...and then there's this. They've gone well beyond the line there and we can probably expect a full blown obese landwhale next year.
I don't think Secret War was that much worse than the OG Infinity Gauntlet story. "Unfathomably powerful being wants blood sports" isn't that much dumber than "man achieves godhood, uses it to kill half the universe in order to get into death's bone-dry panties, fails anyway." In fact, since the Snap un-happens in the original comic (thanks Nebula) Secret Wars is more consequential continuity-wise: the origin of the symbiote, Molecule Man's effective apotheosis, the origin of Titania and the other chick whose name I can't remember, Magneto getting sorted in with the "good guys-" Beyonder has less character than Thanos, but that's the only major difference here.
Now I want Bob to star in a Blaxploitation film just to see the behind the scenes footage of how he acts. It would be delightfully pathetic. I also want to see it just for how often the script has Bob being called a 'cracker' or 'peckerwood' or 'morbidly obese.'
"The Brains"
He definitely would skip over panels with too much dialogue for being boring with "nothing happening" and one of his favorite comics would be Superman #75 because it's just full page sized panels of a fight scene with minimal dialogue. (Would Bob appreciate that those full page panels were part of a deliberate style within the Death of Superman storyline where each issue cut down the number of panels on the page by one? No, he wouldn't even notice until he read about it and then shoved it in everyone's face if they ever mentioned the storyline for another 40+ years.)
I don't know why but he kind of looks like Lowtax here.
I'm guessing he's not bright enough to figure out the Nuff Said issues Marvel used to do, where they deliberately had no text in order to tell the story visually. I remember Thunderbolts having a poignant one, with Songbird banishing the last traces of Angar in the wake of the Redeemers massacre. OFC it makes no sense of you dont know the backstory, so Bob would be lost.
To be fair... Bob looks like the kind of guy who drives a windowless van and chains women up in his (mother's) basement.
Nah. Even a fictional character played by Bob has no chance of ever getting laid. It's just too unbelievable.
Discussion over. Bland Crumbs wins.
I think she has a very pretty face with almost unique features, which is lovely, but it's the average bit that's worrisome. You got me thinking about this so I did a some research and the results shocked me.
