Plinkettgonist
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The sports illustrated stuff has me wondering why men are fat while women are “curvy”.
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An insecure fat man
(Not Bob)
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An insecure fat man
(Not Bob)
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Fat rolls are not "curves", Bob. "Curves" are large bustline plus large hip to waist ratio. Besides, if someone has a gut like that, that sorta negates the "curves" that most males gravitate to (aside the fetish-fuelled chubby chasers, which, I guess Bob's admitting or pretending to admit he is one? "Chubby Chasers" operate off the logic "there's just more of her to love!") Guys want 32-24-36, not 36-36-36. Plus, 36-36-36 doesn't produce much of a curve, just sayin'.
well, I mean, is there the polar opposite of a "butterface"? (body is fine, but her face). It's like, her face is fine, it's the rest of her. And yeah, that's like the exact wrong swimsuit.
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Bitch is like a refrigerator box filled with gristle
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The article does mention that it's regolith, but most normies aren't going to understand the difference, so it makes sense that they'd lead with the incorrect but more familiar term. That said, it's pretty neat that they managed to get plants to grow in straight regolith without any additional nutrients added. Not nearly as well, mind, but that would suggest to me that it wouldn't take as much as previously thought to bring regolith up to Earth soil standards for growing crops, which in turn would make lunar colonies more feasible.
Still a long ways off from Bobby's moon wheat dreams, but it's a promising start.
Or to put it another way, men want concave curves, not convex.
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I think her face is kind of not good. She reminds me of the guy who played Shang Tsung in the first Mortal Kombat movie.
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Like Bob could ever understand the difference. Or would care enough to.
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More or less, the difference is soil has nutrients. Bacteria and things for the bacteria to feed on to create CO2 for the seed to grow. To be called soil, it needs to have organic material. Dirt is not soil as dirt, from what I remember, it's soil that is dry and nutrient deficient, containing no organic material. Regolith is kind of similar to dirt, regolith is much finer, almost dust-like, and doesn't by itself have room for nutrients and is usually sitting directly on top of rock.
It is also greatly improbable to grow anything on Mars as the red planet's regolith contains chlorine which will need to be flushed out with potable water if you want to grow anything non-toxic.
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Bob thinks Republicans are evil when he’s the one who covered up for Devin Faraci and creeped on Lindsey Ellis after she soft blocked him six times.
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Simple, most fat guys I have met were either complete assholes or the jolliest, funniest guys you'll ever meet, and being fat mattered a lot to them on how they were treated. Most people don't care about men and most men aren't weak enough to give a shit about that, so they are fine with being called fat or they deny being fat if possible. Women don't and most people care about sucking up to women, so they go on with this horseshit lol!
I am currently chubbier than usual thanks to my work being a hellscape right now, so I know I am a bit fat, not too much albeit not thin. But I fucking own it and am working on slimming down, so I don't need this euphemisms horseshit. If you want to change, take it slow and make an effort, one inch per day and you'll have walked a long road after some time!
In a way, Bob could inspire you as an example of taking care of yourself, if you don't you might look like the Blob himself one day, lol! I know he and Fatso Jack inspire me not to eat too much crap, and it works!
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Going to weigh into (No pun intended) the Yumi Nu thing.
She's not ugly but then again beauty is in the eye of the beholder and weight wise she could stand to lose some and tone her body with some light exercise, but she's still has a form and what some would call "Thicc" vs fat. No overhanging stomach and no massive fat rolls she's not like that blob Tess Holliday who technically would be in the same modeling category of Plus Size.
Would I jack it to her? Hell no Jacking is for fantasies not broads you could pick up at a bar (Insert hernia joke about picking her up at your own leisure). Would I fuck her? A few drinks you never know I wouldn't be proud of it, but also wouldn't want to enter witness protection so my friends never found out either. To those who would date her or "Thicc" chicks realize they're a trap they've been told they're beautiful and they believe it and will never see any reason to change so weight gain is their only future. While I mentioned the difference between her and Tess remember though that difference is just years.
As for Blobby he only defended her because Jordan Peterson AKA the "Wrong People Attacked Her". Sure her and no woman would fuck Blobby, but ironically he wouldn't fuck her either. Blobby hated the original Shrek because his takeaway was "Ugly should date Ugly" and that upset him. Bobert knows he's ugly even if thin he'd be ugly, but he wants, hell he thinks he deserves a beautiful woman. A woman he can parade around and rub in those bullies from childhood faces. Blobby doesn't want someone to love he wants someone to show.
She's not ugly but then again beauty is in the eye of the beholder and weight wise she could stand to lose some and tone her body with some light exercise, but she's still has a form and what some would call "Thicc" vs fat. No overhanging stomach and no massive fat rolls she's not like that blob Tess Holliday who technically would be in the same modeling category of Plus Size.
Would I jack it to her? Hell no Jacking is for fantasies not broads you could pick up at a bar (Insert hernia joke about picking her up at your own leisure). Would I fuck her? A few drinks you never know I wouldn't be proud of it, but also wouldn't want to enter witness protection so my friends never found out either. To those who would date her or "Thicc" chicks realize they're a trap they've been told they're beautiful and they believe it and will never see any reason to change so weight gain is their only future. While I mentioned the difference between her and Tess remember though that difference is just years.
As for Blobby he only defended her because Jordan Peterson AKA the "Wrong People Attacked Her". Sure her and no woman would fuck Blobby, but ironically he wouldn't fuck her either. Blobby hated the original Shrek because his takeaway was "Ugly should date Ugly" and that upset him. Bobert knows he's ugly even if thin he'd be ugly, but he wants, hell he thinks he deserves a beautiful woman. A woman he can parade around and rub in those bullies from childhood faces. Blobby doesn't want someone to love he wants someone to show.
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It doesn't matter how shit and cheap something looks if the performance is good....right?
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She does not even look like she's on the same plane of existence and bob thinks they can clean this up in two and a half months. Remember when Paramount released the Gangster's Paradis teaser for Sonic the Hedgehog and apologized for their half assed attempt and redid Sonic's design? Fun fact! The movie was originally supposed to come out on November 8, 2019. The announcement for the redesigns was on May 2, 2019 and the release date of the movie was pushed back to February 14, 2020. According to wikipedia, where I got all the specifics for this, Paramount spent FIVE months just on the redesign. This is a TV show that's coming out on Disney+ in half that time. Cope and seethe Bobbyboi.
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Hell in a handbasket I got so wrapped up in the Sanic discovery that I forgot to include my favorite reply to Bob.
I've checked his timeline. He's not troll. Check the other replies to find people OD'ing on copium.
SPEAKING OF SANIC!
I saw an article posted to twitter that relates back to this.
They turned Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers into Rodger Rabbit but it's a post-modern, ironic, meta show where Dale works the celebrity zoo right next to the original Sonic design...
"I DON'T EVER WANNA GROW UP BECAUSE I WANNA DIE!"
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She does not even look like she's on the same plane of existence and bob thinks they can clean this up in two and a half months. Remember when Paramount released the Gangster's Paradis teaser for Sonic the Hedgehog and apologized for their half assed attempt and redid Sonic's design? Fun fact! The movie was originally supposed to come out on November 8, 2019. The announcement for the redesigns was on May 2, 2019 and the release date of the movie was pushed back to February 14, 2020. According to wikipedia, where I got all the specifics for this, Paramount spent FIVE months just on the redesign. This is a TV show that's coming out on Disney+ in half that time. Cope and seethe Bobbyboi.
EDIT:
Hell in a handbasket I got so wrapped up in the Sanic discovery that I forgot to include my favorite reply to Bob.
I've checked his timeline. He's not troll. Check the other replies to find people OD'ing on copium.
SPEAKING OF SANIC!
I saw an article posted to twitter that relates back to this.
He is talking about this:
They turned Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers into Rodger Rabbit but it's a post-modern, ironic, meta show where Dale works the celebrity zoo right next to the original Sonic design...
"I DON'T EVER WANNA GROW UP BECAUSE I WANNA DIE!"
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The compositing on that last shot looks like absolute garbage.
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She Hulk looks like she's just completely out of phase with reality. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy no-clipped through her arms.
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I'm genuinely surprised to see rendering this poor nowadays. It looks like an early 2000's model. I guess Chapek struck again on this one. Either way, I'm not expecting a fun and entertaining show out of this despite the potential, especially if Disney continues to prove they can't end a show worth a shit.
Wow, that's a recipe to be a massive unfunny flop written by people who clearly never understood the rules before arrogantly stating they can break them.
Thank god I had no interest in this shitshow.
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You know my favorite thing about Chip and Dale? Their long history of having low pitched man voices.
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Let's give Disney Marvel credit: they're sticking to 80s She-Hulk by making her obvious, uncomfortable fetish bait.
How this will jive with the obligatory wokeness, who can say? But I suspect it'll wind up being a shit stew. And Bob will praise it so vociferously he may well start jacking it on camera.
How this will jive with the obligatory wokeness, who can say? But I suspect it'll wind up being a shit stew. And Bob will praise it so vociferously he may well start jacking it on camera.
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Somebody alert Farmer Shecky! Some sickos have kidnapped his prize porker, dressed it in human clothing, and put it on a magazine cover.
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From trailer, it seems one of the catches is they're making her a straight copy of the Hulk with her transformations being based on anger rather than She-Hulk being reflective of Jen's inner self. There seems to be a trend in the MCU when adapting legacy characters to make them as direct a counterpart to the original as possible. Examples like giving Ms. Marvel energy powers to match Captain Marvel or America Chavez becoming a wizard so you have a Dr. Strange Jr. Last one's especially bizarre since America isn't a Strange legacy character
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It's funny that Bob retweeted this because it literally describes his Thinker/Believer dichotomy.
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A little bit spergy from my part but I want to toss my two cents on this. I think It works in some areas like Sam Wilson, and even Kate Bishop because they were inspired by the original heroes, and left impact on them to take the mantle. I don't exactly see America becoming Dr. Strange Jr due to the nature of her character, and powers. However where I think the MCU got extremely heavy handed with this copy approach is Kamala. This is Feige straight up changing her story in order to fit in The Marvels. Even if said change goes against what made her appealing. A street level hero that looks for the little guy like Spider-man with a different set of powers that gives her own set of challenges and identity.
A change that has not gone well with the fans of the character. But I doubt Bob will acknowledge it as it is more than clear he doesn't give a single fuck about the comics as seen with him failing to fully understand Spider-man as discussed in the past, and only uses Wikipedia to make himself wise about it.
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