Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

Lol, way to forget Alison Rapp's name, chucklefuck. :
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Allison Rapp: Pedophile advocate who worked at a company whose core audience is children.
Leslie Jones: Unfunny ugly bitch who spent hours chimping at Twitter trolls.
Anita Sarkeesian: Scam artist who wants the UN to censor the internet because people tell her she sucks.
Zoe Quinn: Gigantic whore who fucked her way into the gaming industry.
Brianna Wu: Shitty game designing tranny who thinks that Space X has a diabolical plan to shoot lunar nukes at the earth.

HanAssholeSolo: Targeted by a multi-billion dollar company because he made a gif they disliked.

One of these things is not like the others. I can't quite put my finger on it though...

 

[Gordon Cole]

What could have been better wording on the rando's part is ruined by Bob not stretching his brain for more than a few moments:

I dunno, social reform? Economic reform? Human rights? I can go all day, Blobman:

And look at that:

I think we might just have ourselves a Fat King, boys.
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[Asa_Spades60]

What do you think his trench coat is for?

Trying to channel Humphrey Bogart, though I seriously doubt he would know who that is.

He looks like the guy who gets arrested for molesting the girl in the popcorn booth after the first reel is over.

I'd make a comment about how the same thing happened to the guy who played Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens), but I'm too hung up on the fact that, somewhere out there, there's a porno theater that sells concessions. That's gotta be a violation of some kind of health code.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What could have been better wording on the rando's part is ruined by Bob not stretching his brain for more than a few moments:
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I Bob tried that, he'd get an aneurysm. His fat-clogged logic centers weren't meant for true logic.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

I bet Bob subscribe to the Lifeline excercise from Donnie Darko

 

[Emperor Julian]

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I think we might just have ourselves a Fat King, boys.
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Not sure what 'side' he's on about most Chinese legalists are dead and the other randroids vote republican.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I still dont really understand what all these left-tards mean when they talk about Russia haxoz'ing the election.

Do they believe that somehow the Ruskies haxor'd the counting computer and awarded Trump the election?

Or did they swap out the ballots or something?

All I ever hear is Russian Hackers but no one ever really says what was hacked.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I still dont really understand what all these left-tards mean when they talk about Russia haxoz'ing the election.

Do they believe that somehow the Ruskies haxor'd the counting computer and awarded Trump the election?

Or did they swap out the ballots or something?

All I ever hear is Russian Hackers but no one ever really says what was hacked.

Russia hacked computers to air Clinton's dirty laundry. So they influenced the election to show how shady Clinton was.

I'm not even joking, that's the argument here.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I still dont really understand what all these left-tards mean when they talk about Russia haxoz'ing the election.

Do they believe that somehow the Ruskies haxor'd the counting computer and awarded Trump the election?

Or did they swap out the ballots or something?

All I ever hear is Russian Hackers but no one ever really says what was hacked.

It's definitely a deliberate obfuscation. They have to set those goal posts as far and wide and vague as possible.

 

[His Dewliness]

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I think we might just have ourselves a Fat King, boys.

Well Dobson sure is leading the way in technological progress when he plays Skyrim in his shitty Mac at 10fps

 

[Lorento]

Russia hacked computers to air Clinton's dirty laundry. So they influenced the election to show how shady Clinton was.

I'm not even joking, that's the argument here.

It always strikes me as amazing that instead of fielding a candidate that doesn't have any significant dirty laundry, the Democrats insist that the problem is that Clinton's dirty laundry was exposed.

 

[His Dewliness]

It always strikes me as amazing that instead of fielding a candidate that doesn't have any significant dirty laundry, the Democrats insist that the problem is that Clinton's dirty laundry was exposed.

But it was HER TURN DAMMIT

Also everybody knows that if your husband/father was president you also for some reason have the automatic right to be a serious contender for president based on your own distinctly average political achievements combined with your clearly exquisite bloodline.

 

[Mola Ram]

It always strikes me as amazing that instead of fielding a candidate that doesn't have any significant dirty laundry, the Democrats insist that the problem is that Clinton's dirty laundry was exposed.

It's even better than that. What evidence there is -- and remember, there's a whole lot we're not seeing because the DNC refused the FBI access to their server -- shows it was more likely a combination of leaks and technological genius John Podesta falling for a phishing scam. True, the phishing scam was probably of Russian origin, but the idea there was a Muscovite team of Sneakers style hackers is likely a fanciful one.

Besides, Hillary's dirty laundry wasn't even the biggest issue. She's simply one of the most unpleasant public figures in American life, and opinions of her have been fixed for the last 25 years. Her losing was an entirely predictable outcome, and to this day I can't figure out if the peoples claiming she had a 75% chance of winning, 85% chance of winning, 90% chance of winning, were lying or genuinely deluded.

But she was going to lead us to the Superior Future, goddammit! She wasn't just a screeching grifter with no charisma! Bob said so!

 

[BR55]

It's even better than that. What evidence there is -- and remember, there's a whole lot we're not seeing because the DNC refused the FBI access to their server -- shows it was more likely a combination of leaks and technological genius John Podesta falling for a phishing scam. True, the phishing scam was probably of Russian origin, but the idea there was a Muscovite team of Sneakers style hackers is likely a fanciful one.

Besides, Hillary's dirty laundry wasn't even the biggest issue. She's simply one of the most unpleasant public figures in American life, and opinions of her have been fixed for the last 25 years. Her losing was an entirely predictable outcome, and to this day I can't figure out if the peoples claiming she had a 75% chance of winning, 85% chance of winning, 90% chance of winning, were lying or genuinely deluded.

But she was going to lead us to the Superior Future, goddammit! She wasn't just a screeching grifter with no charisma! Bob said so!

Genuinely deluded My friend, Hitler in the fucking bunker deluded. The worst part is it's still going on judging by the nigh on fanatical loyalty people like Bob still hold for HRC.

 

[friedshrimp]

I want Bob and Doug to do a crossover video.

 

[Clay Claymore]

I want Bob and Doug to do a crossover video.

Not happening. Their reviewing styles and methods would clash horribly together.

 

[friedshrimp]

Didn't stop the Doug x CinemaSins crossover to happen.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Only Bob can think someone's stupid for saying people have different opinions, and that you shouldn't force them onto others:
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Keep talking, Chairman Ma(ri)o:
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Bob's totally not an easily-led ignoramus, by how he blindly supported Clinton, Faraci, the Harambe voting myth and misspelled "ignoramuses". His White Knight totally is one, tho:
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He practically spells it like this

Way to ignore the implications of your CNN defense, Bob. Totally doesn't open you up for shit like this to happen to you:
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So basically, a world where Bob can shoot Ian Miles Cheong, gas randys who disagree with him and grow wheat on the moon. Got it.
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"If only people were only judged by how smahrt dey are! Den ah'd be kahng, ba-bee!"

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I still dont really understand what all these left-tards mean when they talk about Russia haxoz'ing the election.

Do they believe that somehow the Ruskies haxor'd the counting computer and awarded Trump the election?

Or did they swap out the ballots or something?

All I ever hear is Russian Hackers but no one ever really says what was hacked.

And the states that they would be concerned about send out vote logs through a closed system. There isn't really a point where they could have done anything unless there was something nasty and specific in that NSA file leak a while back.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Not happening. Their reviewing styles and methods would clash horribly together.

Also, Doug considers South Park one of his influences, and we all know Bob's seething, ridiculous hatred towards that show...

"These really are the most pathetic people alive." - Bob Chipman, a man who once wondered about The Avengers' sex lives:

No moon wheat if those dang, dirty Republicans are behind it!:

Also, obligatory video:

And lastly, a new rant about those fucking white males. I got nothing: