Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Skelter Helter]

His run down "joke" kinda loses what very little power it has when you watch the later movies and realize that all of the predators are badass intergalactic hunters that love nothing more than the rush of hunting and killing powerful creatures to test their skills and that they actually have a relatively noble code of honor that actually makes them kind of admirable in a way. Really because of his lack of knowledge of anything other than 80's cartoons and Nintendo games he's unintentionally complimented the people he hates with a passion for no real logical reason by comparing them to a race of awesome intergalactic blood knights.

I get what you're saying, but the thing is that you don't have to take into account every piece of canon from three decades of a film franchise when making a joke.

 

[BR55]

LordKat said Bob IRL is actually a pretty abrasive and confrontational person. He won't meekly run to a corner if you call him out on shit. He will rise to your bait.

So he'll stick around for you to mop the floor with. Good to know.

 

[Mola Ram]

So he'll stick around for you to mop the floor with. Good to know.

I don't even care if he loses whatever debate / argument / slapfight someone manages to entice him into. I just want to laugh at watching him rage-stroke.

 

[clowney]

This makes me wonder if Bob were in better physical shape if he would be partaking in the goon-squad tactics of ANTIFA?

Even if Bob somehow had the physique of Hulk Hogan in his prime he'd still be a lazy turd.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Even if Bob somehow had the physique of Hulk Hogan in his prime he'd still be a lazy turd.

Probably still make a post about needing sleep at like 2:00 pm because of his weird sleep schedule.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well in his masterwork Brick By Brick, he talks about having anger issues growing up and he didn't get any therapy to help it so he hasn't properly worked out how to vent his aggression. This makes me wonder if Bob were in better physical shape if he would be partaking in the goon-squad tactics of ANTIFA?

Perhaps.

I mean we'll never know for sure because he's now yellower than the sun and fat as a Slater. But even if he didn't look like either of those, I doubt he'd last long against any opponent.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Speaking of faces that look like disaster areas...

A new poll came out that said more people still prefer Trump to Hillary. Sauce.

Thank you black people for giving him more of an ego and consequently more milk.

 

[Mola Ram]

Speaking of faces that look like disaster areas...
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A new poll came out that said more people still prefer Trump to Hillary. Sauce.
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Thank you black people for giving him more of an ego and consequently more tard cum.
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Yes, Bob. Take credit. 3200 retweets would be, what, maybe 8 showings at max capacity theatres? One day's worth of ticket sales? Assuming no bots, of course.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I imagine "This her" is a typo but just knowing Bob is Bob, it seems like it could be a "This how black people talk" thing.

 

[GeePee]

Him and his "followers" are already whining over the next show the Game of Thrones guys will be doing after they are done with GoT.
Hint:what if the South won the Civil War?

 

[Skelter Helter]

I imagine "This her" is a typo but just knowing Bob is Bob, it seems like it could be a "This how black people talk" thing.

Also, "...and has girlfriend named..." It's like caveman talk.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Him and his "followers" are already whining over the next show the Game of Thrones guys will be doing after they are done with GoT.
Hint:what if the South won the Civil War?

Surprise, surprise, he wants the show to be a movie and an autistic revenge fantasy:

(Love how the asspats drop when he starts wishing death on Southeners.)

Translation: I can have all the crap in my basement that I want, don't judge me!

I imagine "This her" is a typo but just knowing Bob is Bob, it seems like it could be a "This how black people talk" thing.

Will we see Bob go full Dolezal? Only time will tell:

EDIT: Speaking of wishing death on Republicans, John McCain has recently been announced as having brain cancer. Bob's in quite the bind now. He could be sympathetic and be seen as a hypocrite or he could a-log and be seen as a bigger asshole than he already is. Just another thing to keep your eyes on.

 

[Mola Ram]

EDIT: Speaking of wishing death on Republicans, John McCain has recently been announced as having brain cancer. Bob's in quite the bind now. He could be sympathetic and be seen as a hypocrite or he could a-log and be seen as a bigger asshole than he already is. Just another thing to keep your eyes on.

Prediction: he'll use it as an opportunity to praise McCain and the days when Republicans were the honorable opposition instead of crazy racist Cheeto-skinned trolls like the current occupant.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob the "film critic" doesn't know that a movie showing if the South won the Civil War was made in 2004

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob the "film critic" doesn't know that a movie showing if the South won the Civil War was made in 2004

Bob doesn't know shit about shit. The first thing I thought of was a 1953 novel called Bring the Jubilee, which used to be fairly well known, but the Civil War being what it is, there's almost a cottage industry of such stories:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War_alternate_histories

Also, isn't it nice that he thinks the current cultural climate should dictate what kind of works an artist creates? So many nasty little totalitarian urges coming from this grumbling lump of shit.

 

[Positron]

The inherent problem with "consumer driven" idealism is that people DO buy what they're told to, via marketing and culture. The actual instances, especially regarding "non-essential" products, of consumers shaping biz rather than the reverse are fairly small.

If consumers are essentially powerless in shaping the business of non-essential products -- and films, comic books and vidya games are the very epitome of non-essential products -- then why do SJWs keep reeeeeeeeeeeeing about how these should bend towards their ideology?

 

[Gordon Cole]

wow, what a mature thing to say. Surely nothing on his account would detract from this whatsoev-

Neverfuckingmind.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If consumers are essentially powerless in shaping the business of non-essential products -- and films, comic books and vidya games are the very epitome of non-essential products -- then why do SJWs keep reeeeeeeeeeeeing about how these should bend towards their ideology?

Because they are essential products in their head. How else are teenage black girls supposed to have any self esteem if they aren't buying Iron Man comics with no Iron Man and instead about some teen black girl? You obviously have your self esteem from white men cartoon characters, right?

 

[Mola Ram]

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Neverfuckingmind.

See, McCain is a safe Republican / rightist figure. As in he spends a lot of time attacking his own party and had the good sense to lose gracefully to Obama, the Lightworker, First of His Name. If, say, Sarah Palin had just been diagnosed with breast cancer or Ted Cruz went down with a brain tumor himself, the salt would likely flow ever so much more freely.

 

[Here to Lurk]

Y'know, with how much Bob hates the working class, you'd think he'd be praising Thatcher for closing down all those coal mines.