Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Kyria the Great said:
I find it bizarre that Bob thinks that Christopher Nolan doesn't understand human emotions when the whole plot and endgoal of Leo's character in Inception was to get back to his children that he couldn't and was a prisoner of the ghosts of his past.
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That's just a weak rationalization, bob hates Nolan because it's 'dark' and 'gritty' but that's a really weak criticism so he has to attach something else. Bob spends a great deal of thought rationalizing likes and dislikes based on his hang ups rather than just conceeding that something is good even if it's not to his taste, which is why he's such a bad critic.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
That's just a weak rationalization, bob hates Nolan because it's 'dark' and 'gritty' but that's a really weak criticism so he has to attach something else. Bob spends a great deal of thought rationalizing likes and dislikes based on his hang ups rather than just conceeding that something is good even if it's not to his taste, which is why he's such a bad critic.
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There's also the perception that disliking dark/gritty things -because- of the fact they're dark/gritty is very immature... and heaven forbid the best-part-of-40-year-old man look immature in front of his considerably younger audience and peers!

I mean, it couldn't possibly be further from the truth, but it causes Bob to use mental gymnastics to justify himself, which is always fun to watch.
 
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So, Bob's getting shit for saying that Justice League could benefit from Zack Snyder's daughter an heroing. People are calling him out, and since he has full-blown Dunning-Kruger, he's doubling down on the stupid and ad hominems instead of admitting his mistakes, despite ultimately baleeting the rant. Also, he uses "(deadpool avatar)" as a deflection.
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He really doesn't know the First Rule of Holes, does he.
 
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Or "cardiac arrest" (though that is similar to "myocardial infarction," isn't it?) Oh, well. I tried.
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I also would have accepted something wordy, like "Cardiopulmonary resuscitation," as in, "Bob will someday need cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and you can bet it'll be the probie who's forced to do it."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
So, Bob's getting shit for saying that Justice League could benefit from Zack Snyder's daughter an heroing. People are calling him out, and since he has full-blown Dunning-Kruger, he's doubling down on the stupid and ad hominems instead of admitting his mistakes, despite ultimately baleeting the rant. Also, he uses "(deadpool avatar)" as a deflection.
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wait, he thinks after listing to a song about soviet female warpilots in WW2, that Sabaton may be nazi? Bob, you are a dense motherfucker, but still. Would a nazi band sing about Galipoli, Warsaw 1944 uprising and al their other songs?
Also, nice that he drag all eurometal band over a comb. Fuck off Bobo.
 
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Bob's still prattling on about DC:
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Bob thinks he can judge an infinitely more successful author's work. :story:
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And one more tweet a-logging "The Wasteland". In related news, T.S. Eliot is rolling in his grave.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob's still prattling on about DC:
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And one more tweet a-logging "The Wasteland". In related news, T.S. Eliot is rolling in his grave.
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See now I hope JL is great just for people to shove it in his face, and see him try to cover his ass plus just cause it has the name dose not mean it gonna be 1:1 story wise, in fact I hope they keep this "Synderverse" going for longer now again just to make him mad.
 
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Blindrainbow said:
See now I hope JL is great just for people to shove it in his face, and see him try to cover his ass plus just cause it has the name dose not mean it gonna be 1:1 story wise, in fact I hope they keep this "Synderverse" going for longer now again just to make him mad.
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With his Wonder Woman "review", were his cons to the movie that it was part of the DCEU and the only one to be critically praised?
 
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So, Bob's getting shit for saying that Justice League could benefit from Zack Snyder's daughter an heroing. People are calling him out, and since he has full-blown Dunning-Kruger, he's doubling down on the stupid and ad hominems instead of admitting his mistakes, despite ultimately baleeting the rant. Also, he uses "(deadpool avatar)" as a deflection.
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I love seeing Bob talk about comics because he doesn't have a clue.
 
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I just cannot fathom how all-in he is on this insane notion that most of the states "don't matter." This handful of cities that "matter" -- how much corn do they produce? How much beef and poultry? How much wheat? How much rice? Soy? Petroleum products? Heavy industry? Apparently to Bob, only producers of media matter ... as well as consumers of everything. I do not understand how someone his age can be that sheltered as to think his precious cities would do anything other than collapse into anarchy and starvation without the support of all these places that don't matter.
 
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