Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Hey ... nothing wrong with peppering your speech with a few 19th century spices, you wretched slumgullion.

Bob is quite the irascible person. He could learn to be more avuncular when communicating on his doohickeys.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

But if Affleck leaves, would that mean Batgirl could be brought in to take Batman's place? Because I don't think WB would bring in someone else to fill that role (this isn't like when the actor who played James Rhodes switched between the first two Iron Man movies).

And how old is Bob again because what person his age says "boondoggle"

"Boondoggle" is a pretty common phrase in American political vernacular, you knavish dandiprat.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Cara Delevingne is a talentless slut. Middle America may be obsolete, but they know a ho when they see one. Chew on that, Blob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is quite the irascible person. He could learn to be more avuncular when communicating on his doohickeys.

I'm surprised that addlepated ninnyhammer has the phrenological acumen to work his electromechanical amusement device at all!

 

[RockVolnutt]

So Bob doesn't want a comic book movie with a POC as the main character

Most people don't know Spawn is a black guy because he's an indie character and is usually seen as Spawn instead of Al. Bob only knows very surface level stuff about the Big Two (and usually gets it wrong) so there's no way he'd know he's talking about a black character not published by them.

My ultimate question though to all of this is who are the exceptional individuals actually liking Bob's diabetic diatribes that he spews like diarrhea daily? Are they possibly more exceptional than Bob?

They believe he's suffering under Trump's America and he's only venting his frustrations. Daily genocidal rants are how he blows off steam to them.

 

[Unpleasant]

I'm surprised that addlepated ninnyhammer has the phrenological acumen to work his electromechanical amusement device at all!

He's also fat and dumb.

 

[cypocryphy]

If Bob hates Nazis so much he should surely be fapping to "Dunkirk", right?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If Bob hates Nazis so much he should surely be fapping to "Dunkirk", right?

He doesn't hate Nazis. He hates "Literal Nazis"; i.e anyone who voted for Trump. I'm sure he probably has a distaste for the actual sig-heiling Jew-gassing kind as well. But that's at odds with three things regarding Dunkirk: he hates Chris Nolan, he hates machismo, and he hates people looking back on national accomplishments.

 

[Blindrainbow]

He's got a Valerian video up:

Spoiler: Some notes

* His face is somehow becoming more repulsive to look at.
* He calls the first few minutes "Some of the best visual storytelling anyone has put to film in decades." because Soopeeria Fyoocha. I'm seeing it this weekend, can't wait for that to not be the case.
* "The Mahshin and Gahdians of the Galaxy"
* His editing is just as hopeless as him ever losing weight.
* Apparently he fucked up the title, and it was called: "VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND THOUSAND PLANETS." at one point.
* He also rags on "Wannabe Rifftrax imitators, smug YouTube snarkers, Razzie yuksters and other assorted low-hanging fruit swatters" and acts smug about "Being right all along five years later". Cause that doesn't feel like shoehorned projection whatsoever.
* Final score: Three stahs.
* His final pose is very autistic:
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Even the commentors are done with him:
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I saw the trailer and said to the person I saw it "what a clear bomb", glad to see I was right.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I've liked everything I've seen of Valerian, but I saw box office bomb coming from a mile away and that was without even knowing what it was going to open against.
I look forward to Bob sperging about how Trump's America is at fault.

 

[Darndirty]

Bob calling millions of people "obsolete" gave me chills. He really is a reverse Pol Pot, isn't he?


A neoliberal talking about ideology... oh the Zizek memes I could post. But I won't

Also, "eaiser than the rest of us can learn to breathe something other than oxygen?" He's trying to say something is easy by comparing it to something that's literally impossible.

Betas will always be betas. Every time Theres a revolution the first ones to go are always the nerds, always. Society can only take so much of their shit before they hit the reset button.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

If it bombs, I'm okay with it frankly. Not that it looks like a bad movie but sci-fi shlock usually does poorly unless it's STAR WARS or STAR TREK.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yeah Sci-fi for the longest time was a rather risky genre to enter as since it is a form of fantasy, it is pretty tough for people to give a shit about it. I don't think Valerian will become a Blade Runner where it becomes a cult classic as it smells of popcorn movie. I think Bob is going to die on the Valerian hill because he just wants to spite the Nolan fanboys in his mind, nevermind the fact that most people think his is incorrect about Dunkirk.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Yeah Sci-fi for the longest time was a rather risky genre to enter as since it is a form of fantasy, it is pretty tough for people to give a shit about it. I don't think Valerian will become a Blade Runner where it becomes a cult classic as it smells of popcorn movie. I think Bob is going to die on the Valerian hill because he just wants to spite the Nolan fanboys in his mind, nevermind the fact that most people think his is incorrect about Dunkirk.

It's fucking stupid he's even suggesting these movies are competing against each other in the first place. It says something about his hateboner for Chris Nolan where immediately puts himself on the "team" of whatever other movies are releasing at the same time as Nolan's.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's fucking stupid he's even suggesting these movies are competing against each other in the first place. It says something about his hateboner for Chris Nolan where immediately puts himself on the "team" of whatever other movies are releasing at the same time as Nolan's.

Well sadly or not Valerian never really stood a chance as it looks like great visuals but doesn't have the big name like Cameron to really draw the crowds needed. I find it bizarre that Bob thinks that Christopher Nolan doesn't understand human emotions when the whole plot and endgoal of Leo's character in Inception was to get back to his children that he couldn't and was a prisoner of the ghosts of his past.

 

[breadandcircuses]

>Blob
>understanding basic human emotions that isn't fuck whitey

C'mom, you're asking for or :autism: rates talkin' like that.

 

[Positron]

 

[UglyOldJafar]

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wait, he is still playing that thing?

 

[Pangoro]

wait, he is still playing that thing?

It's the closest thing he gets to cardio, so he's not gonna stop now.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's the closest thing he gets to cardio, so he's not gonna stop now.

"Cardio" and Bob don't go together unless it's "cardiomyopathy" or "myocardial infarction."