Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

Is he trying to talk about gerrymandering on a whole state level? Like, somehow gerrymandering an entire state and not individual districts in it? Because that's not how it works. At all. I don't even know if that's what he's getting at though. He's so incoherent, as usual.

 

[The Colonel]

Is that tweet implying Hulk Hogan's sex tape was important news?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is that tweet implying Hulk Hogan's sex tape was important news?

Nah the gist of it is the people who cheered Gawker's demise were more interested in protecting a BRUTE MALE than in "important journalism" like what brought Kelly's cult to light.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Bob's shit opinions make me wanna pull out my Baretta and piss on some teenage girl.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm so glad I'm a Twin Peaks fan and Bob isn't.

Nah the gist of it is the people who cheered Gawker's demise were more interested in protecting a BRUTE MALE than in "important journalism" like what brought Kelly's cult to light.

The thing is, "important journalism" like the sex cult is few and far between, Gawker never even got that good of a scoop in their existence, and they really hate the trial because of that dang, dirty Peter Thiel backing The Hulkster's legal leg drop.

 

[BR55]

So Bob considers himself a political type yet doesn't even understand what Gerrymandering is... along with every thing else he doesn't understand about politics... Hint fucking everything. He also is a massive comic book(movie) fan... Yet clearly doesn't know jack about the films he spergs over 24/7, let alone the actual comics. Finally the center piece of his life is indisputably Mario... And of course the only things he knows about his god is basic bitch facts about Mario 3. Is there anything Bob understands/is knowledgeable about? Well besides food, well McDonalds, of course, although even then I have my doubts...

 

[Mola Ram]

Ok ... so ... the guy who sings the praises of Marvel capeshit as if it were the second coming of Stanley Kubrick, or at least John Ford; the guy who wrote the Autistic Bible on Super Mario Bros. 3; the guy who regularly brags about the size of his Amiibo shelf; the guy who filmed his unpleasantly zeppelin-like form wearing a utility belt and a special effects galaxy over his bloated belly ... THAT FUCKING GUY called Game of Thrones "incredibly dorky?"

 

[Kyria the Great]

Ok ... so ... the guy who sings the praises of Marvel capeshit as if it were the second coming of Stanley Kubrick, or at least John Ford; the guy who wrote the Autistic Bible on Super Mario Bros. 3; the guy who regularly brags about the size of his Amiibo shelf; the guy who filmed his unpleasantly zeppelin-like form wearing a utility belt and a special effects galaxy over his bloated belly ... THAT FUCKING GUY called Game of Thrones "incredibly dorky?"

Come on, what is even remotely dorky about this.....

 

[Mola Ram]

Come on, what is even remotely dorky about this.....

What's the sanity check for glimpsing Bob's navel?

 

[Kyria the Great]

What's the sanity check for glimpsing Bob's navel?

at least a DC 25 and that is a will save buddy

 

[Positron]

A smartphone is Bob's diary though.

It will be his guardian angel too if it doubles as an insulin pump.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Come on, what is even remotely dorky about this.....

Waistline Miami

 

[Big Nasty]

Bob is really a white supremacist at heart.

Bob Chipman is a poster boy for white-on-white racism.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob Chipman is a poster boy for white-on-white racism.

He actually hates demographics that contain a disproportionate percentage of "pee oh sees" and thinks they should be exterminated.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Tonight in TL;DR, more of the same crap. Free borders, superior future, yadda yadda yadda. I feel like I could go back to a random page, dig up a rant, post it here and no one would be any the wiser.

"All nationalism does is create safe spaces for toxic losers". Way to talk about yourself, Bob.

He should know, he thought having a diet wasn't his problem.

And as a gift, a retweet that shows how much SJWs like Bob are completely incapable of self-reflection or admitting fault.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ooooh, nigga be trigga'd.

 

[AnOminous]

Ooooh, nigga be trigga'd.

Amazing Fat Bob could type all that with one hand while fapping to his Islamic Congressional husbando.

 

[Clay Claymore]

No thank you. I like art, science and culture too much.

Even though you know VERY little about all three. Alright whatever you say, Bobbo...

 

[Big Nasty]

He actually hates demographics that contain a disproportionate percentage of "pee oh sees" and thinks they should be exterminated.

He does not realise That, though. He thinks that "Working class" = "white makes".

 

[Positron]

No thank you. I like art, science and culture too much.

By "art", he means Marvel. By "science", he means Bill Nye. By "culture", he means Feminist Frequency.