Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Just a reminder, Bob acts like he's smarter than everyone else. The Superior Future has it's drawbacks.
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Adamska said:
Thought Experiment: In the tall tale of John Henry, which side would Bahb support? The man whose job on the rail is vanishing, or the machine built to take his job? Keep in mind that the man in this tale is one of his precious PoCs.
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Like he'd know who John Henry was. He'd scratch his sloping cranium, huff, and pretend to know what Superman story that's from.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Just once I want to see some high-profile person rip Bob a new asshole just so he can't play the "Who are you?" card. But since Bob himself is barely on the Z-list, I don't expect it anytime soon.

It doesn't need to be an A-lister. Rich Evans calling him a dickhead would be just fine.
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Razorfist has shat on him quite a few times.
 
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Mola Ram said:
All this is just my opinion, of course, but I think it's one of the core elements of the SJW cancer, and Bob is a splendid example of it.
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There's also the saying that "conservatives think liberals are stupid, liberals think conservatives are evil." It's a lot easier to talk to someone you think is Forest Gump than something you think is Hitler (literally).
 
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SuperSheep said:
They do have LGBT characters but it's more presented as "this is an aspect of their characters" instead of "this is the only aspect of their characters."
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That, and the fact that they can't outright say a character is gay or transgendered (namely, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum being a lesbian couple), because other countries (Russia, China, any and every Middle Eastern country) view homosexuality and/or transsexuality as a crime at worst or very taboo at best and they don't want to risk their show getting banned or causing controversy in those countries.
 
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Asa_Spades60 said:
That, and the fact that they can't outright say a character is gay or transgendered (namely, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum being a lesbian couple), because other countries (Russia, China, any and every Middle Eastern country) view homosexuality and/or transsexuality as a crime at worst or very taboo at best and they don't want to risk their show getting banned or causing controversy in those countries.
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No, that's not true! Everyone knows that it's Cartoon Network being homo/transphobic! /sarcasm
 
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