Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Is this person...trying to hit on Bob? :islamic::cryblood:
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Did a girl apparently attractive, obviously batshit insane if she's actually a girl, invited Bob on a date and he just pretended that he had plans...
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Is this person...trying to hit on Bob? :islamic::cryblood:
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After careful consideration, I have three possibilities.

1) Psychotic woman, or at least someone who really hates herself, hitting on Bob.

2) Given Bob's associates, genuine interest but coming from someone who was born as Jim Williams.

3) Non-crazy TRUE AND HONEST woman who doesn't own a car and was looking to bum a ride off Bob ... which at least puts him a step above Brianna Wu, so point for Bob.

EDIT: Some Googling revealed she's a writer with titles like Like a Sacred Desire: Tales of Sex Magick and Like Myth Made Flesh: Erotic Encounters with Mythological Beings. So, er, probably not "non-crazy." In fact, in a totally uncharacteristic moment, Bob may be displaying good sense.

Jen, whatcha doing this weekend?
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
Just when you thought he couldn't get any worse.
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He probably doesn't like women more successful than he is. After all, her stories sell and will have an anthology published in December.

Also, she's a natural redhead and she can cook and bake. Not to mention a comicbook lover.

All of this is obviously too much for poor Bob to handle.
 
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No Bob, they're going as Dunkin because at the ones you go to, the donuts are mysteriously missing.
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Now that's a bootable offense from Bob.
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It's an insult towards your excessive dickriding of Sam Raimi and how it colors other Spider-Man movies, but sure, just write everyone off.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
It's an insult towards your excessive dickriding of Sam Raimi and how it colors other Spider-Man movies, but sure, just write everyone off.
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Has Bob ever talked about any other Sam Raimi movie? I'm genuinely curious, I think he's talked about Darkman but has he ever brought up anything else like Evil Dead or Drag Me to Hell? I don't think you can even call yourself a Sam Raimi fan unless you've seen Evil Dead.
 
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Has Bob ever talked about any other Sam Raimi movie? I'm genuinely curious, I think he's talked about Darkman but has he ever brought up anything else like Evil Dead or Drag Me to Hell? I don't think you can even call yourself a Sam Raimi fan unless you've seen Evil Dead.
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He went through his whole filmography, along with Hercules and Xena in these articles:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/moviesandtv/columns/moviebob/10274-Sam-the-Man-Pt-I
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/moviesandtv/columns/moviebob/10280-Sam-the-Man-Part-II
 
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So Bob put up a review of The Dahk Tahwah:

It's a whatever review, but there's two images I wanted to share with you guys:
Looking at his gut or his leg stumps? You decide!
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Also, look at those eyebags, goddamn.
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It's a whatever review, but there's two images I wanted to share with you guys:
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First he lost his feet, now he's losing his hair! (why do you show off the bald spot, Bob?)

Also that image with him & the sunglasses needs to have a "free candy" van photoshopped behind it.
 
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He's wearing an American International Pictures t-shirt. Only Bob would think to wear a shirt advertising a long defunct B-movie company in a video.
 
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