Lensherr
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That's kind of what Cartman did in Season 20 funnily enough.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I'd go with Chinese knock off kinder egg. You know where the chocolate is made of wax, paste and rat droppings and the toy is made of radium and covered in lead paint.
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Oh Bob, you don't have any cool millenial friends. You don't have any friends at all! (Read bottom to top.)
I love Kirby as much as the next guy, but if a blatant troll account makes you wanna break your phone, you've got some issues.
P.S. Kirby wasn't an SJW and Bob learned the hard way that fat isn't a proper substitute for muscle.
No, no they wouldn't.
I love Kirby as much as the next guy, but if a blatant troll account makes you wanna break your phone, you've got some issues.
P.S. Kirby wasn't an SJW and Bob learned the hard way that fat isn't a proper substitute for muscle.
No, no they wouldn't.
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That's so goddamn boring. Transformers were awesome because they're both cars AND robots, which are like the two biggest things most boys like. No boy would look at a Transformer that turns into a desk drawer and want that. You'd have to be autistic as fuck to think that's a good idea...No, no they wouldn't.
Oh wait...
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wonder if he'll ever learn that the bad guys are the ones who try to force "the superior future" upon everyone else
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If you have a boy who loves the idea of classical vs. modernist furniture robots, I see a lot of trips to antique stores in your future.
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You know that reminds me. I was listening to the news today and it hit me that with all the talk Bob made about physical ability becoming obsolete...
Hurricane Harvey had to rain on his parade. (all puns intended)
Funny to imagine a "superior future" city of Bob's dreams, destroyed by one snow day.
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Twitter really pitched a huge fit over that pic...You know that reminds me. I was listening to the news today and it hit me that with all the talk Bob made about physical ability becoming obsolete...
Hurricane Harvey had to rain on his parade. (all puns intended)
Funny to imagine a "superior future" city of Bob's dreams, destroyed by one snow day.
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When he says "milennial colleagues" he means the chaturbate models he stalks.
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Snow day nothing, knowing Bob, his city would just be destroyed by a small summer breeze.You know that reminds me. I was listening to the news today and it hit me that with all the talk Bob made about physical ability becoming obsolete...
Hurricane Harvey had to rain on his parade. (all puns intended)
Funny to imagine a "superior future" city of Bob's dreams, destroyed by one snow day.
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It shows a white "dudebro" in a positive light and a WOC as needing help. What wouldn't they hate about it?
I mean, they said things much differently, but that was essentially it.
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TonyTopps
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There was an edit of the picture switching the heads of the woman and the man with a tweet that said, "How Hollywood will portray Hurricane Harvey disaster movie." A really good shitpost that caused maximum butt hurt.
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It shows a white man doing something positive instead of oppressing like he should be.
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no.
What annoys me about this is the fact Sam Galvin can be pretty knowledgeable when he's not sucking Blob's non existent dick.
In fact some of his followers are far better reviewers than Bobo wishes he was. Too bad they still follow this idiot.
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I haven't been paying much attention to it, has Bob commented on Nick Spencer having to change the Secret Empire ending b/c everyone hated Cap's "Hail Hydra" moment?
edit: sorry if I spoiled the ending for anyone who was into Secret Empire
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I wish Kirby was still alive and ended up having some encounter with Bob. He hated artists who chose to make derivative art over original ideas, especially derivative of his ideas, so he'd have strong opinions about Hollywood and Bob's tastes. Plus it would be great to watch Bob get beaten up by a century old Jewish WW2 veteran after he inevitably calls him a Nazi.
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Jesus fucking Christ, shut your fat fucking piehole about Hillary already.
...I know I've said some questionable things on the Farms, but I'm not even gonna touch this.
Well, when you completely disregard/badmouth cable and streaming and only cherrypick CBS just to prove a fucking point, then of course all of TV's gonna be shit to you.
And lastly, Bob Chipman: Aaht Critic.
Speaking of being superior, acclaimed director Abbas Kiarostami's final film has just been picked up for distribution in the US. Shame Bob won't say a thing about it, seeing how it combines looking smart and cultured, movies and his beloved Moozlemen into one.
...I know I've said some questionable things on the Farms, but I'm not even gonna touch this.
Well, when you completely disregard/badmouth cable and streaming and only cherrypick CBS just to prove a fucking point, then of course all of TV's gonna be shit to you.
And lastly, Bob Chipman: Aaht Critic.
Speaking of being superior, acclaimed director Abbas Kiarostami's final film has just been picked up for distribution in the US. Shame Bob won't say a thing about it, seeing how it combines looking smart and cultured, movies and his beloved Moozlemen into one.
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Gotta love that the artist goes out of their way to include people of multiple ethnic backgrounds, veterans, and the disabled. Chimpman chooses to single out the white people because and calls the artist a "fascist".
Also, the snake is supposed to be the "Don't Tread On Me!" snake that represents America, Chimpman.
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