Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

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How autistic do you have to be to nitpick the style of a water pitcher?

Well, autistic enough to make a fifty minute video on the Transformers movie, I guess.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

How autistic do you have to be to nitpick the style of a water pitcher?

Well, autistic enough to make a fifty minute video on the Transformers movie, I guess.

I know people say Bob doesn't have the 'tism, but if he's willing to sperg this much over water jugs and shitty Michael Bay movies. I'm going to consider him as simply an undiagnosed case.

 

[Clay Claymore]

We're about two months away from the one year anniversary of Donald Trump's election. He and every other Hilary supporter are going to have to get over it. If this dude is STILL obsessing over Hilary losing by then, then jfc...

 

[vertexwindi]

We're about two months away from the one year anniversary of Donald Trump's election. He and every other Hilary supporter are going to have to get over it. If this dude is STILL obsessing over Hilary losing by then, then jfc...

I fully believe they're gonna keep it up for the whole eight years.

 

[AnOminous]

I fully believe they're gonna keep it up for the whole eight years.

If they haven't managed to get over it and quit blubbering in one or two years, it'll be the full eight for sure.

 

[BR55]

I fully believe they're gonna keep it up for the whole eight years.

Thats just not healthy.

If they haven't managed to get over it and quit blubbering in one or two years, it'll be the full eight for sure.

So... its gonna be the full 8 then.

 

[Flexo]

Well I think I've found what's going to get Bob to support Trump.
https://archive.is/ylfr4

I give him until... the end of the month before he's wearing a red hat in videos.

 

[cypocryphy]

Well I think I've found what's going to get Bob to support Trump.
https://archive.is/ylfr4

I give him until... the end of the month before he's wearing a red hat in videos.

I dunno....Bob couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifty's.

 

[Flexo]

I dunno....Bob couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifty's.

True but that didn't stop him from joining the first church of Anita.

 

[Quail]

Also, the snake is supposed to be the "Don't Tread On Me!" snake that represents America, Chimpman.

Quite the opposite actually, the Artist is Jon McNoughton, a conservative artist (not a Fascist like Chipman claims) who does a lot of political/religious artwork. This is a recent painting done by him named "You Are Not Forgotten", on his site he has links to it with commentary where he explains it's about how "many Americans have felt forgotten by the establishment in Washington," with the crowd representing those neglected by the state. McNoughton claims that Trump got elected by speaking to and representing this neglected crowd and (presumably in relation to the snake) that:

I want a president that will crush the enemies of liberty, justice, and American prosperity.

They may have the power to bruise his heel, but he will have the power to crush their head!

Which as far as I know translates to Democrats, socialists and other people on the political left (back when Obama was in power McNoughton produced a lot of artwork painting Obama as a monster planning on destroying America and of Jesus being linked to American patriotism).

Source for the commentary: http://jonmcnaughton.com/you-are-no...-giclee-canvas-print-signed-and-numbered-100/

Spoiler: Examples of McNoughtons previous work.

 

[Hollow Cost]

Quite the opposite actually, the Artist is Jon McNoughton, a conservative artist (not a Fascist like Chipman claims) who does a lot of political/religious artwork. This is a recent painting done by him named "You Are Not Forgotten", on his site he has links to it with commentary where he explains it's about how "many Americans have felt forgotten by the establishment in Washington," with the crowd representing those neglected by the state. McNoughton claims that Trump got elected by speaking to and representing this neglected crowd and (presumably in relation to the snake) that: Which as far as I know translates to Democrats, socialists and other people on the political left (back when Obama was in power McNoughton produced a lot of artwork painting Obama as a monster planning on destroying America and of Jesus being linked to American patriotism).

Source for the commentary: http://jonmcnaughton.com/you-are-no...-giclee-canvas-print-signed-and-numbered-100/

Spoiler: Examples of McNoughtons previous work.

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not gonna lie. that third pic looks bad ass

 

[The Colonel]

Blob, you're not going to work in Hollywood. Stop trying to pitch your terrible ideas.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob's always whining about how conservatives and "garbage America" don't produce any art etc. but those paintings are pretty good tbh.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's always whining about how conservatives and "garbage America" don't produce any art etc. but those paintings are pretty good tbh.

I don't particularly care for McNaughton as I find him waaaaay too on-the-nose, but I do think it's hilarious that Bob's spittle-flecked twitter rant proves rather neatly that it's highly effective propaganda.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob's always whining about how conservatives and "garbage America" don't produce any art etc. but those paintings are pretty good tbh.

No, you don't understand. They're terrible. Did you see that water pitcher? SMH. (I love that this is how Bob actually thinks.)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"Conservative" is just code for fascist. Like "moderate" or "centrist" or "reasonable human being who isn't a frothing leftist wannabe dictator."

 

[Gordon Cole]

TFW you can't tell who's a crazier dumbass: Bob or Timothy Treadwell.

 

[samuraicrack]

TFW you can't tell who's a crazier dumbass: Bob or Timothy Treadwell.
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why is he getting analytical over a black twitter meme

 

[Flexo]

Where do bears and coyotes belong in the superior future?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Hiding in the woods around the few scattered remaining Trumpling camps, waiting for the fire to die to drag away another subhuman meal